Achmed - der tote Terrorist ( Achmed - the dead terrorist)

[MegaKatze13]

i love it ^^ XD

[anoniemman125]

i mean euhh allah dammit :D

[espanaplayer7]

Silencee! Ill kill you.!

Haha.

[celticxforxlife]

ELLO .. i am lindsey lohan

hahaha so funny

[TheAngelOfFaith]

He says "Ello! I am lindsey lohan!" Because he's all bone and scary looking

[Aar0nPunx]

i dont get the lindsey lohan part!

explain to me im slow

[sortudo7]

She went on a supposed anorexic stint which is why she went from kind of chubby to super skinny in a short amount of time.

[skalaa9]

they are dising her

[MrAsd12]

i am a suicide bommer so ure done wat!

[r3z33r]

SILENCE I KILL YOU! :D:D:D:D

[sportsprncss25]

Hello..

I'm Linsdsey Lohan!!

LOL!!!!

[nuri44]

hahaha

[DemiFan4eva1]

YEAH JEFF NOT JON STUPID

[dillhawk16]

knock knock- whose there?

Me I kill you ... funny

[dillhawk16]

lol 6:12 to 6:30

[frannygaaayo]

first thing that went thro his mind is his ass AHHAHA

[PEH93]

I KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nevelisten]

whats the last thing that went through your mind?

my ass

XD

[stoneybearSteven]

its a flesh wound!..LMAO!..

[zakkw666]

Its JEFF Dunham Moron

[BioBazzard]

Hahaha :D

This Is Really Funny

Look At My Ass ... It Says Made In China :D

[BioBazzard]

Hahaha :D

This Is Really Funny

Look At My Ass ... It Says Made In China :D

[Marcelinho7777]

Helloooooooo... I am Lindsay Lohaaaaan :-D very nice

[DaLuk]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU

awesome

[swissm8]

knock-knock. who's there? me. i kill you:)

[VaderPad]

Inspired by *cough* ripped off *cough* Murray from Monkey Island 3.

[silentassassin6666]

What the hell happened to my feet! son of a b!tch what the hell o wait a minute what the hell what are u doing what the STOP IT what STOP TOUCHING MEEEE! I KILLL YOUUUU! LOL

[commencents]

do i scare you? no God Damnit I mean ala damit

[Idunalovesyou]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU

Fantastic =D

[IDestinyT]

oh-em-gee i love achmed so much xD. but theres one act i like more than this its B&E by dane cook its effin hillarious!

[patsfan234]

ya dude you are

[iLikeMusic23]

him dane cook and mitch hedburg are my three favorite comdedians. they are/were the funniest people ever

[SnOwMaNSn1PeR]

lol me and my friend at school, we go up to teachers and say hi. and they start talking and were like SILENCE, I KILL YOU. ROFL

[lanfordlude]

this is so hularious! i kinda like walter better though.

[muzza69ner]

where did u get dis from

[redfoxx123]

:-) lol

[hackintrouble101]

so so funny :D i love it!

silence!

i kill you!

hahaha

[reeox03]

so hilarious =)

[Althalus89]

Damn I love this clip "I kill you!" 10 min real humour xD

[stoneybearSteven]

If this is paradise, i am screwed

[monstermind66]

Loved it! Great change of pace from the usual clown or top hat guy .

[jeezyfan2]

coca cola

[connorB333]

????????

[foxploxfox]

god deamit... I mean Allah deamit looooooooooooooool

[jackydefo]

*knock knock*

whos there

*me i kill u*

[bedstfriend]

i love then !

[angryebell4]

lol funny has fuck

[CARROTSMUGGLER]

Let me see... A...C...Phlem!

[funnyavatar]

silince i kill u ha ha ha i love this shit

so acmed no no its akkkmedd thats what i said no u said acmed is khkhkh

[AerialBlast]

"You idiot you don't have an ass!"

lulzgasm

[loka13trece]

"so what do you think about bush?"

"bush! i love bu...oh you where talking about the president...i'm sorry"

lmfao

[lovermunky4170]

funny as hell!!

[gumtreewallow]

hahaha

[gumtreewallow]

silence.ill kill you

[jadedme09]

omfg i love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially the knock knock joke!!!! me <3s john dunham!! he so funny! lol its awsome that he has wilson in for a small bit. haha the prius. i love the joke about the washington monument!!!!!!!!!!!1 haha f u bill clinton!

[Unlovedhero5]

What The Hell Happened To My Feet!?

Son Of A Bitch!

What The Hell?

What Are You Doing!?

STOP TOUCHING ME!

Lol I cant get enough of achmed.

Silence! I Kill You!

[mikvitu]

how do u spell it??

what??

acflemmmhu..., silence, i kill u

hahaha

[CaloN0rd]

'The washington monument, it looks nothing like the man, more like a tribute to bill clinton'

Lolol

That was awesome

[zackman057]

HELLOOOOOOO I AM LINSDAY LOHANNNNNN secks plox! o_O lol I love this guy

[afrodupee]

what an arsehole

[Zman737]

Your all bone!

It's a flesh wound.

I'm Telling u your dead!

! I just got my flu shot!

[zehJazz]

SILENCE......I kill you omg this was funny!

[GoallllDude]

PISSED MYSELF

IT'S SO FUNNI

[LadyExcalibur]

What was the last thing going through your mind?

My ass

[hsmremixed0]

LINDSAY LOHAN! in anatomy the other day we had these little skeleton things the joints all hinged and so it moved and i held it up and i was like "hello, i am lindsay lohan!" it's hilarious that apperantly he did that on here too! SILENCE I KILL YOU! so funny i luv u achmed!!!

[Karletto555]

is it a nice facility? (suicide bomber camp)

it used to

what happened?

new guys

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahahaha

[ballinbabi]

i KiLL yOU...My FAVORiTE SHiT...

HELLLLLLLO iM LiNDSEy LOHAN...

FUNNNNNNNIiii SHiT

[merc1222]

NICE!!!

[shibby505]

SILENCE!!!!!!!! I KELL YOU!111111

[ThreeDeeRider]

HaHa, awesome. I haven't laughed so much for a long time - it's about time brain dead rag heads  where treated with the contempt they deserve.

No doubt the PC brigade will kill this off soon!

[matrixter360]

I KEEL YOU

[Unlovedhero5]

How is this spam? whoever marked it as spam isn a dipshit.

[AerialBlast]

silence. i kill you.

[EmpirioN1]

This was excellent :D