Lee Mack On Geordies

[tomaj99]

I find this offensive because I'm a geordie

[penguinswithswords]

I'll be honest, I clicked this because I thought it said Geodudes

[MissQuietRelxation]

I have the best of luck being born to Yam Yam's (Black Country - look it up we're near Bham lol) and my grandad was a Geordie so I've got the genetic ability to not take things too seriously and be able to laugh at myself and take a joke :) Not sayin other don't/cant just that Geordie's and Yam Yam's (& Brummies) have a brilliant ability to be self depricating - prob cause we're the but of everyones jokes LOL

[grunnyyk2]

@MissQuietRelxation I'm a yamyam too, we can't help but be the butt of everybody's jokes- it sucks here! :P

[MissQuietRelxation]

@grunnyyk2 very true but at least we develop a good sense of humour from it...and the ability to rip the piss out of everyone else as well mwahahah :p

[Steveneton]

got to admit... I do this when I'm talking. It's so true!!

[herbie123456789cat]

this is funny

[littlewolf223]

wish i was a geordie :(

[JonnyAinsley27]

fuck yiz!

[vampirechick233]

Makes me proud to be a geordie!!

[MissWilko11]

Proud of being a geordie. 

[AppleGnome]

Limeys

[burnzy1986]

All us Geordies can take a joke which is why we all think its brilliant.

[charlienerdd]

Am a Geordie nd a just realised sometimes our voices actually do get higher at the end of sentences!! Lol

[xRamsaay]

I'm geordie and I found this hilarious.

[etonroad]

/watch?v=btUz-bHHVyI

[Dungarth]

....Do Geordie men realise there are other jobs apart from driving trucks?

[xRamsaay]

@Dungarth Probably the most ignorant thing I've ever read. Yes, we do. Fuck off.

[squeezefan1972]

The narrater of "Big Brother" doesn't have a Geordie accent, he's from Middlesborough (35 miles south of Newcastle and a very different accent!).

[kamakarzie99]

@squeezefan1972 he may have been brought up in stockton.... but that aint no smoggy accent

[peanuts2105]

As a southern ponce, I love the geordie accent!

[bradpringle]

Love this whole set, but awesome clip!

[MrsGreenDay123]

LOVEEE Lee Mackkk

[LOLOXX100]

geordie accent is the best accent man !!!!!! from a fellow geordie :D whoooooo geordies for the win, wei aye man !!!!! gan to the toon :D

[MissTASHACOMBER]

A fellow geordie myself, i'm pretty sure the Big Brother voice is a Macum not a Geordie x

[2011littlejohn1]

@MissTASHACOMBER Very possible but to an outsider (I came to the North East as a teenager) these speech differences aren't all that apparent it's just all incomprehensible :)) I believe it's the dialect rather than the accent that throws them - all the Danish words Gan yam etc.

[jupes70]

@2011littlejohn1 both my parents are from Newcastle(well Gateshead actually) and I spent many a summer holiday up there (we live in Buckinghamshire)I have never had any difficulty understanding there accent,and on the occasions we went up there in the winter ,Xmas usually I never found it any colder than where I live

[burnzy1986]

@2011littlejohn1 I think you mean gan yem, meaning go home

[brannighan212]

Thats not natural that!! XD Genius

[bethanyc4305]

geordie onit like a car bonnet the waii tee gan son;)

[bethanyc4305]

cheeky sod

[godoftr0lling]

Its funny coz the guy doin the voice on big brother is a mackem

[bethanyc4305]

@godoftr0lling hahahah aiai ana

[BeccaKatyCat]

i love how geordies day nails & coupon & toilet

[1shearer]

better idea of the geordie accent than that fat michael mcintyre's idea. A's and E's tchhsss

[brannighan212]

Soo funny - Aye Geordie 4 life

[Muzz606]

Geordie for life

[1lilmissgiggle3]

GEORDIE AND PROUD!!!!

[MrJJuK1]

anyone know of a website with the big brother kamal bit word for word? :)

[JulieLovesTheBeatles]

0:56 , Could somebody please translate that for me? :D

Thanks! 

[N64isgreat]

@JulieLovesTheBeatles me? I'm just going down the road, like, to have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps and I will probably go outside for a fight, my good fellow.

[JulieLovesTheBeatles]

@N64isgreat Thanks a lot. (:

[emmaenvy]

id never want to be a geordie! :|

[JulieLovesTheBeatles]

@emmaenvy Must be funny to talk like that. And strange.

[Ababeyy46]

It's pathetic how people think they know Geordies when they really don't. Not alot of Geordies swear in every sentence yi nah ^o)

[guildwarsSNOW]

The Geordies speak closest to Old English. add OeC1yAaWG34 to ?v= on your youtube url.

[sonicwingnut]

@guildwarsSNOW there's a lot of Auld Scot in the geordie accent as well like. I'll have a look at that vid.

[JordenK18]

remember this.. our accent is older than the queen's english :D

[3424lauren]

I wanna say thanks to Cheryl for making our accents sexayy!

[AmyxLouisexJepson]

I WANT the Geaordie accent so bad, although get this, I'm from a place called Easington in the North East of England and go to college in Hartlepool and everyone there on my first day asked if I was from Newcastle because i sound like a Geordie. EPIC WIN!! Although i have to say 'no i'm not' i'm just a common North Eastern bastard !!

[Jonathantogo1996]

Big Fan

[crazywebbedspiders]

Excellent this guy really cracks me up ! Big fan

[xSaz1986x]

his accent ain't that good tbh and the guy from Big Brother isn't a Geordie, he's from Stockton-on-Tees...

[DGibbas]

The best one I know is "Divvent drop ya dottle on the proggy mat" or in English "Don't drop your cigarette end on the carpet".

[o1s3np]

Aaaaaaaaaaatty

[mygodhowbigisthat]

love bein an ex geordie, live down south, they can't handle hard graft or the cold down here, they wear coats and gloves and shit. Took me cockney mate down the Bigg Market on a friday (aye, he wore a coat), blew him away! He said 'fuck me mate, that bird in the mini skirt n boob tube's got a big fuck off blue and white tattoo all over her legs and belly'! I said 'Divent be thick, man, that's her fuckin veins, it's minus 10, ye twat, she's white coz the only way to tan here is to spray it on'!

[blazethekiller11]

@mygodhowbigisthat

Na colder up here mate i went down south it was RED HOT i was git like bloody hell

[van1980]

@mygodhowbigisthat Try being a Canadian as I am, living in south England for a few winters.

[d07a]

@mygodhowbigisthat then why dont you fuck off back up north where you feel you belong

[Th3Hamm3r]

@mygodhowbigisthat Get your arse back up here :P

[Azilorn]

Ferret tickler xD

[stratocaster1986able]

Ya littl devious cupcake

[Musici344]

"Put dis in yoor mooth?"

[ed1ss]

I'm a Cumbrian. I think the Geordie people are some of the nicest and most genuine. I think they are mostly up for a laugh and will find this funny coz its true lol. Worst accent and people on earth are obviously scousers. We all know this and want to kill them all.

[Vetis213]

@ed1ss Im from near middlesbrough and I was in london for a week..East end of london. They said I sounded like a scouser. sad times :(

[stevied2k10]

@ed1ss haha my accent is half geordie half cumbrian its nuts

[BlackMamba903]

@ed1ss Get your head out of your arse you soft twat. Fucking Cumbrian, I would rather be Welsh.

[AdamDuffield]

@ed1ss My mums a scouse and my dads a geordie. I dont know where that leaves me

[lolliepop90]

@AdamDuffield Northern? :D

[markbolanfan]

i love being a geordie !!

[The666Guitarist666]

Aye Like ;-)

[CycloBrady24]

GEORDIES!!!!!

[MRD34NO46]

fuckin quality!!! Geordie born and bred

[arteta0425]

geordie accent is top. Most geordie are fkin hilarious n good for pissups...

love a town near liverpool and manchester

[Geordiie2k10]

Aye well im a geordie n am propa proud to b one .. cant stand us? Jog on.. ;)

[Krucial8]

can't stand the Geordie accent

[JLSimpson100]

funny as fuck!!

i am gerodie me self and i <3 love this!!:L:L

[ToboeLauren]

GEORDIES!!WOOO!!WE ROCK!!!

[terrycharnley]

Lee Mack ... brilliant. And there is one Geordie in the Uk who is the sexiest woman alive here and that's Jayne Middlemiss. Dark eyes, sexy smirk, great legs no doubt and full of spunk and a great laugh. She must be such a great fuck!!!

[etocadet]

i lost my geordie accent it annoys the fuck out of me

[MrsiLoveMusic93]

haha i love bein a geordie :D wey aye cum on the toon

[MrSparra19]

geordies rule geordie for life

[gjpyzer]

put this in ya moooooth lol

[barfly14]

how did 2 people not like this?!

[Bexitaestvita]

I love the Geordie accent ♥

[lollipop897912]

I have a pure Scottish accent and a lot of people I've met who aren't Scottish (especially Americans) have said they want my accent. But I would love to have a Geordie accent!

[ManchesterUnitedTalk]

great video but hes from middlesbrough not newcastle

[marii3lla1]

proud to be a (devious little geordie cupcake) lmao 

[jujuchan911]

It's so fooking awesome !! I wish I had a geordie accent xD but here in dubai I never saw someone talkn like that :/

[ipi5hl]

the big brother guy doesn't have a Geordie accent!!!

[shazj0]

@ipi5hl he does

[ipi5hl]

@shazj0 he definetly doesn't. He has a south durham/Teeside accent.

[lastserenadeUK]

ya devious little cupcake! haha

[3424lauren]

i talk really fast with all my friends because we're all geordies lmfao

[newcastlecollegeguy]

makes me crease this every time :D makes me proud to be a geordie and have that accent :)

[LovesEmmaYou]

i am pround of my geordie accent like

[LxExMxOxN]

The Big brother voice is not a geordie hes from stockon on Tees which makes him smoggie. he puts his accent on.

[rach379]

LMFAO im a geordie but this never fails to cheer me up <3 hilarious hahaaa

[Andrews569]

i love the Geordie accent on girls

[JoeyLisle]

@Andrews569 same here

[MegaSavexSGx]

weeey aie man we dont all talk like that ya na !

[Lewisp1996]

he has repeated half of this on another show !

[assassin186]

@Lewisp1996 ...Wow... that is kinda what every single comedian that ever existed has done. If you get a good joke you use it, to make sure people see it. If he just does it on one show then only the people who watched that show will know it.

[Lewisp1996]

@assassin186 shut up your boring me stop boring me ! 

[toonmag50]

ya just not fukin funny ya scraaany twat-

[adamski895RS]

I do think our accent is the best like ha.

[SophieHTID]

Ya devious li'httle copcaaaake. Haha love the geordie accent ;-P

[RossHamMil]

the geordie bloke from big brother isn't from newcastles he is from stockton in teesside like me

[adamski895RS]

@RossHamMil Me too :D!

[benjiCLSnufc]

Woah am not being funny either but ur scouse nd ur dissing other accents sorry but u don't have that right

[rugbyking32]

stop takin the mick of fuckin geordies just coz u want our amazing accent

[7unner172]

shite

[XxAIRLINxX]

hahaha i love it when people try and do our accent gtfo ya canit do it m8

[piklz2k9]

THESE COMICS HAV SHIT IMPRESSIONS OV R ACCENT e sounds nowt like us !!!!

[joe89nufc]

when will these comics give it a rest with their shite attempts at our accent

[charlieiscool1000]

LOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!

[england2k7xxx]

Lol hes right about the high pitched bit like, not just geordies do that tho, like the whole of the north east does :P

[EyeExist]

Geordie?

Accent? No!

Dialect? Yes!

[CutieMissJoker]

im geordie but im not hard AT ALL!! im such a wuss! :)

[ilovemcflyx]

Started off like that hard as fucking nails then half way through the sentence I start running out of breath & going all high pitched, then I started fucking shittin meself!

[boylajarra1985]

fuckin terrible

[JoleyLover158]

the geordie accent is the best in england like. i think most people want to be georides if their not one. goerdies FTW

[lacgin]

@JoleyLover158  sparati

[Paulmau5]

@JoleyLover158 probably the worst, Cheryl Cole is fit until she talks. not too offend :P I'm scouse, don't get me wrong, that accent is shite too.

[blackcat89]

@JoleyLover158 you cant spell

[JoeyLisle]

@JoleyLover158 im from newcastle and its true every want 2 be a geordies

[JLSimpson100]

@JoleyLover158 I am a geordie, and my accent is the best! :L

[youngelvisnightowls]

@JoleyLover158 for saying that i love you haha us geordies rule

[chrissyhalfs]

@JoleyLover158 toon toon!!!!!

[KBlackthorn]

@JoleyLover158 The only good Geordie I know is Geordi La-Fucking-Forge! Then again, to be fair, I'm not even English =P

[tomtubeboob]

i love how in the uk you can travel about 4 minutes and the accent will have changed! we must have over a 1000 accents

[misssmileysheep]

yeh like people from out the area wouldnt believe you if you told them the accent changed between newcastle, whitley bay, northumberland, sunderland, south shields, middlesbrough and durham! and yet locals can tell the difference almost immediately x

[tomtubeboob]

@misssmileysheep Are you called jenny by any chance?

[misssmileysheep]

what if i am?? how do you know? :/ x

[tomtubeboob]

just ur screen name is the same as my friends email ! and u claim your from our area. 2+2??? lol

[BrigitteBabey]

what about hartlepool? :)

[ggwilko123]

Eye Lhuv Geordie accent <3

[kiingyxoxo]

haha he sounds like my uncle john! :L

[AlansVlogs]

Haha i'm Geordie, our accents are brilliant like. :]

[dmaddison00]

@AlansVlogs ii its mint like

[cocoman12345678910]

@AlansVlogs no there not. it sounds stupid

[AlansVlogs]

@cocoman12345678910 can't please everyone. Where are you from?

[magnet101]

@AlansVlogs They're not to be fair. Geordie's sound thick as pig shit.

[AlansVlogs]

@magnet101 And where may i ask are you from? What dialect do you posses?

[magnet101]

@AlansVlogs It doesn't matter what my dialect is. This video is about the Geordie accent and I chose to comment on it.

[AlansVlogs]

@magnet101 personally i think you're jealous that we have such a unique accent and you dont. And the fact that you wont tell me what yours is proves to me that it must be pretty stupid if you cant say what it is.

[magnet101]

@AlansVlogs Of course you're going to defend yourself, you're a geordie. But to the outside looking in, your accent is horrendous.

[Chemicat]

@magnet101 Though it's sometimes hard to understand, I disagree with you so much. I'm Canadian, and my boyfriend is a Geordie. His accent is extremely sexy.

[magnet101]

@Chemicat First boyfriend you've ever had I take it.

[mygodhowbigisthat]

@Chemicat - 'Y-alreet pet'? 'D'ye tak it in yah heed?' -translation; 'Hello fine lady, do you perform oral sex'? Yup, Geordie's sexy alreet.

[MisterSynyster]

I love this

[EmpireStateOfMind91]

Lol...This thread has got me in stitches laughing..I can imagine all these jarrow lads chasing around on home made Bogeys, shouting out....lol...'Alreet hamma'..keep the memories flowing

[MjLover150]

Omgg i love the geordie accent :) i think its dead sweet like :) me bf has a strong one and a love hearing him speak coz i'm from london,so we don't have accents..wish i did tho :)

[swebb945]

you do have an accent you just cant hear it cause everyone else sounds like you where you are

[misssmileysheep]

haha you do have an accent, a southern accent, as swebb945 says it just doesnt stand out coz so many of you have it, thanks for the geordie comment though :) i love my accent, wouldnt change it for the world x

[DUCKYY2K8]

wey aye am a geordie wey thus was fuckin class made iz and wore lass piss wu sel laughin

[ZURTHA]

ur fukin faking it like

[DUCKYY2K8]

@ZURTHA whus takin tha piss

[LP4939]

erm we divnt fake our accent...

[ZURTHA]

am a fukin geordie man lol

[MisterSynyster]

@DUCKYY2K8 what?

[bexaleigh13]

am a geordie and i love this haha its sooo funny ha

[Mag58]

Didn't Lee Mack used to be funny? When did that stop?

[stuart556]

the big brother bloke is a smoggie aint he?

[UnoSemper]

Fairy Tickler....lol

[RockinSaffie]

he needs to add "like" on the end of every sentance like ...lol