Basically, when she prayed for cleavage, God weighed the pros and cons between granting her superficial demands, or instead answering the prayers of people dying of hunger. In the end, he decided fapping material for teenaged boys was more important.
Are you a truth seeker? Search for "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then click on "The Present" to open it. What it says will blow your mind.
Doesn't anybody else get it? Salma Hayek is having Letterman off, and most of America. As well as arguabley being one of the most beautiful women to ever step in front of a camera she is also a producer, executive producer, director, writer, activist and the star of such controversial films as Freida and Butterflies. She doesn't need to base her celebrity on tits. Hmmn Although she could if she wanted.
oh America you muppets, I am laughing my ass off when I see the most BEAUTIFUL women be the most stupid, mmm nice breasts though but man, how di you all develop brains and isn't time for a evaluation I mean, you can't let the beauty walk around with that much of stupidity right, it's a shame.
It is a historical fact that not one of the 54 fraudulently alleged "huge mass graves" of Belzec, Chelmno, Sobibor and Treblinka has ever been proven to contain so much as - 1 / 1,000 of 1 % - of the alleged buried bodies, and not so much as one single person has ever been proven to have died by means of poison gas in a homicidal gas chamber at Auschwitz, Belzec, Chelmno, Majdanek, Sobibor or Treblinka.
seems im not allowed to post comments on yahoo7 any more pigster.
my comment about salma hayeks big boobs is.
good for you salma! on february the 11th next year i am going to be eating only lion of sahara dried figs and wheatgrass powder and praying to jesus that the next day i will regain his powers and play the guitar like jimi hendrix. i am very hopeful!
ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 4:1-4)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.OCCUPY PROTEST.LUKE 19:13 JESUS SAID “OCCUPY TILL I COME.”COINCIDENCE?REPENT!READ BIBLE –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
If god is trying to make up for all of the stuff his crazy followers have been getting up to these pass couple millenia...Well, I'd say he's off to a hell of a start, actually! : p
Actually, this was before she got implants. She had nice ones here, but later went even larger. Who knows why? why did she get a nose job? She had a great nose. I can't believe all the beautiful women who get that done. It's not improving anything. That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
I wanna punch you in the face, I mean its not that I don't like you or anything, but you have the kinda face , That I would very much enjoy punching, I mean I would even buy you a beer afterwards, and while we were drinking our beers if somebody tried to punch you in the face, I would stop them , you know why??? Because thats my job, I mean I love the late show and all , and I love you as a Host , But I hate your mug , anway if you ever need to be punched , let me know
@whatthehellimbored that word is extremely offensive. You should consider not saying it so comfortably. It comes from a sexist attitude, to disrespectfully refer to woman that way.
@zideffil there are many intelligent woman, the same way there are many intelligent men. Melissa Lacewell Harris Perry is brilliant. Cynthia Mckinny is also brilliant. Aishwarya Rai, Katie Couric, Amy Goodman...there are many intelligent woman. You should check out their clips on youtube.
@BlogBitch baptised? I dont know what their religious beliefs are. But regardless, they are amazing people and deserve respect rather than derogatory terms.
BostonDaily Globe 1896 Percy Bridgham, aka “The People’s Lawyer“
"1000 Legal Questions Answered...
A natural born citizen would be one who by nature ie by inheritance,was a citizen, as distinguished from one who was by nativity or locality of birth a citizen. .” The very definition of natural is “fixed or determined by nature,”… our courts have (n)ever passed upon the meaning of the word natural in connection with citizenship, SO WE MUST TAKE ITS ORDINARY MEANING.”
Brunettes are hottest cause they make my dick so big growing and make my horny!!! AS EVERYONE KNOWS BLONDES ARE DUMB AND REAL MEN MASTURBATE TO BRUNETTES ONLY!
@Mr.Letterman This is why your culture sucks big time. Twelve year kids having sex and making babies soon as they reach puberty. Self - obsessed, egoistic, narcissist, preoccupied with self, youth. Your generation lacks family values and morals. Your people are most incompetent with least respect and ethnocentric mentality. Racism, discrimination and vulgarity are attributes of United states people. Even Johnny Depp being an american lives in france.. Very shamefull..
Basically, when she prayed for cleavage, God weighed the pros and cons between granting her superficial demands, or instead answering the prayers of people dying of hunger. In the end, he decided fapping material for teenaged boys was more important.
Praise the almighty!
Wotanraven 22 hours ago
@Wotanraven hahahhahah so funny
lethal1960 11 hours ago
Does she come with subtitles?
slicknicknirvana 1 day ago
God does work in mysterious ways.....
wAyNEbvtb 1 day ago
her tits are stupendis
420stonedpanda 2 days ago
There is a god
TheBMXlove 3 days ago
lord have mercy
STAGEIIGN 6 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
so.. should I start believing in God? is this proof? xD
jeaniebaby001 6 days ago
i...beleive...her....jzzzzzzzzzzz
juresaiyan 1 week ago
I'd love to shag her
bigttim1 1 week ago
200% LIE just like others ....what a made up story about her breast
405940ny 1 week ago
Wish she would show them to playboy.
lakingsfanatic06 1 week ago
Yes please!
pfeiffdog0811 1 week ago in playlist More videos from formerscout
God bless Salma Hayek's breasts.
CrimsonCorpus 1 week ago
Letterman is the shit
kickwagon 2 weeks ago
My wife is lebanese, she is so much prettier than salma
oakand 2 weeks ago
@oakand *puke*
zAdrenalizedGamingz 2 weeks ago
@oakand kuddos to her! but sorry, she is not salma. Cheers
69bleu 1 week ago
@oakand
I believe you, but Salma is still smokin' hot... and cute & sweet, too.
psychkoala 1 week ago
Salma Hayek has a big chin
bigmathafaka 2 weeks ago
kim kardashian is just cheap piece of shit...your 15 min are
long over!
schnuazerboy 2 weeks ago
U S A
whotaughtyou 2 weeks ago
I love this story...cracks me up every time.
Jim5769 2 weeks ago
I AM A BELIEVER!
EdgarGG89 2 weeks ago
SO FREAKING CHARMING AND ADORABLE!!
flameretardant 2 weeks ago
How did I get here from Skyrim's song, The Dragonborn Comes? Oh well.
TheeKingOsiris 3 weeks ago
Go checkout kjproduction94 right now
Like thank you
MrJazzy0121 3 weeks ago
and this is the reason why we should reject satan and believe in god...lol
SJluvre 3 weeks ago
this is what we call BEAUTY!!!! thanks god. u helped me do it again (IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN ) :p
aashikify 3 weeks ago
dark,short sudaka..everybody in spain hates her
TheWONDERFULSPANIARD 3 weeks ago
@TheWONDERFULSPANIARD no one gives a fuck about Spain dumbass!
nazariol01 3 weeks ago
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When the audience laughs. XD And Letterman's comments about God's being generous. XD
superclaydude 4 weeks ago
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superclaydude 4 weeks ago
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superclaydude 4 weeks ago
Look at those big juicy tits....WOW.
rangeyer 4 weeks ago
I wanna stick my dick in that holy water
ghayath2011 4 weeks ago in playlist comedy
the lord works in mysterious ways!!!!!
govno78 4 weeks ago
Hallelujah!
TheLeatheryman 1 month ago
She should've asked for World Peace
nene2414 1 month ago
@nene2414
You mean world tits..
utubehayter 4 weeks ago
im no longer an atheist
ModernHumanist 1 month ago 3
@ModernHumanist lol
showstopas 1 month ago
The ultimate proof that god is a man!
ShinKibagami 1 month ago 8
If it says breasts i'll click it.
DIZZYBGFH 1 month ago
me encanta esta chaparra bonita hermosos melone sy unas tremennnnddddaaass nalgotototas
jaboncito2220 1 month ago
Kim's ass is going to be as big as Texas before too long
frankwrt 1 month ago
She's annoying as fuck.
IzzyIsou 1 month ago
very dark,short ...everybody in spain hates that latina
TheWONDERFULSPANIARD 1 month ago
@TheWONDERFULSPANIARD SHe 1/2 arabic, like SHakira.
PutannaXXX 1 month ago
God is good.
drumlip 1 month ago
Listen for the kids out there...lol. JK, I was like flat too growing up, and now...>B) JK lol
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wing2912 1 month ago
That explains J.Lo fell into the pool totally...
Always wanted to spank her butt...
imprezaver4 1 month ago
الله يلعنس
KINGKHLOOD 1 month ago
@KINGKHLOOD
حتى انتا مطيح عندها
قال الله يلعنس
wtf wrong with this guy
Khafaji89 1 month ago
what an inspirational story.. I have tears in my eyes, and jizz in my pants..
alijav091 1 month ago 28
@alijav091
lol
rololoo 1 month ago
@alijav091
LMAO
wing2912 1 month ago
Maybe god will also give me Salma Hayek's breasts.
internetonsetadd 1 month ago 4
male 45-54
male 55-64
male 35-44
that says it all.
McSundayCaramell 1 month ago
When i was 5 i praied to be 6, and a year later i was! IT'S A MIRACLE!
SwEXbE 1 month ago
So many vids about faith on YouTube.
Salma Hayeks breasts defeats them all!
KISSarmyGuy 1 month ago
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Pampobo 1 month ago
Doesn't anybody else get it? Salma Hayek is having Letterman off, and most of America. As well as arguabley being one of the most beautiful women to ever step in front of a camera she is also a producer, executive producer, director, writer, activist and the star of such controversial films as Freida and Butterflies. She doesn't need to base her celebrity on tits. Hmmn Although she could if she wanted.
deriter64 1 month ago 2
...was...
shadowshark2 1 month ago
Thank God 4 giving u not just breasts but the best pair of them
yasserhassankazmi 1 month ago
what a cute accent
jaksan0 1 month ago
I love Spanish chics.
allenehrl 1 month ago
Take that Richard Dawkins!
kubrox91 1 month ago
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M1E1R 1 month ago
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JetsGD04 1 month ago
I believe in God now!
ragavsn 1 month ago 2
oh America you muppets, I am laughing my ass off when I see the most BEAUTIFUL women be the most stupid, mmm nice breasts though but man, how di you all develop brains and isn't time for a evaluation I mean, you can't let the beauty walk around with that much of stupidity right, it's a shame.
myself2692 1 month ago
She is adorable and funny, a perfect combination.
rrh353 1 month ago
that right there almost cancels out all the evil that God has created
Culturealimprovement 1 month ago
Everytime I pray in the parking lot where my old Catholic school and church was-God answers that prayer every time. God answers prayer period.
baseballeddie1177 1 month ago
Kim Kardashian must have sat in that holy water...
Spencersmithify 1 month ago 107
@Spencersmithify She'd probably melt.
KetsuRosataMalnor 1 month ago
@Spencersmithify i doubt it. Her ass is the fakest thing on the planet...
juresaiyan 1 week ago
@Spencersmithify LMFAO!
69bleu 3 days ago in playlist Tina Fey
Well shit....
Religion: 1
Atheists: Idk wat.
Seems her god's the only one I'll believe in :)
ryuman757 1 month ago
Careful guys ... I tried this recipe on my pen is and ended up with great breasts.
Riverdeepnwide 1 month ago 2
tisk tisk tits..argh.. tisk..
baherhosni 1 month ago
So with all of the war , famine , disasters , crime , suffering and sin going on around the world. God chooses to grant Salma Hayek some boobs?
I approve! XD
halfw1ng 1 month ago 97
@halfw1ng if god worked like that, even i would start believing in him.
airsoftmanic 3 weeks ago
said the EXACT same thing on a british programme last week
flipmandem87 1 month ago
What a retard, sexy as hell, but a fucking moron.
I truly believe that she believes God blessed her.
/tits
GtheMVP 1 month ago
I think my mother took shower using holy water...
SUPERFLAFEL99 1 month ago 3
@SUPERFLAFEL99 i see what you did there. very good sir, very good.
PurpleMoonYef 1 month ago
Salma Hayek, I love you...oh.
xxSanadaxx 1 month ago
ahhh 240p....we meet agian
littledaddy456 1 month ago 4
I met Salma Hayek in personXD
at the Puss in Boots red carpet premiere.
we interviewed both her and antonio banderas for my high school.
what an experience! it was on a grand cruise ship, the Allure of the Seas, and was the first red carpet premiere to take place on a ship EVER.
AceGamingProductions 1 month ago
I put my penis in holy water and asked for god to make it bigger!!!
akayourmommasdaddy 1 month ago
she is so funny! haha love her!
ItsnatalieS 1 month ago
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It is a historical fact that not one of the 54 fraudulently alleged "huge mass graves" of Belzec, Chelmno, Sobibor and Treblinka has ever been proven to contain so much as - 1 / 1,000 of 1 % - of the alleged buried bodies, and not so much as one single person has ever been proven to have died by means of poison gas in a homicidal gas chamber at Auschwitz, Belzec, Chelmno, Majdanek, Sobibor or Treblinka.
390bullitt1968 1 month ago
Perfection..
Skullzr4me 1 month ago
seems im not allowed to post comments on yahoo7 any more pigster.
my comment about salma hayeks big boobs is.
good for you salma! on february the 11th next year i am going to be eating only lion of sahara dried figs and wheatgrass powder and praying to jesus that the next day i will regain his powers and play the guitar like jimi hendrix. i am very hopeful!
figbat1 1 month ago
@figbat1 LOL WHAT???
MGTGR123 1 month ago
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ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 4:1-4)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.OCCUPY PROTEST.LUKE 19:13 JESUS SAID “OCCUPY TILL I COME.”COINCIDENCE?REPENT!READ BIBLE –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
ENTERRAPTURE20 1 month ago
Further evidence of my theory that breasts are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
dahkillerbunny 1 month ago 2
It seems that plastic surgeon was that "God" that she prayed to ;D
Ausiz 2 months ago
@Ausiz
That's just her accent, she's really saying "I PAID for breasts!"
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
"- and he gave me them"
that was cute! :3
2001ALS2008 2 months ago
0:14 mmmm
jorgerene09 2 months ago
If god is trying to make up for all of the stuff his crazy followers have been getting up to these pass couple millenia...Well, I'd say he's off to a hell of a start, actually! : p
samerica5114 2 months ago
I am now a full Christian. :D
lolboy546 2 months ago
I am now a believer!
JackRabbitSlim 2 months ago
"and HE GAVE ME THEM :D"
Yes, Salma, we know... we know...
TheAle89515 2 months ago
saw selma hyek and breasts...nuff said
gunslinger861 2 months ago
I would love to pork her
bigttim1 2 months ago
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LMFAO look at how many views this has! hahaha #DEAD!
jeslia200 2 months ago
Americans wankers. What a people!!
barrancosec 2 months ago
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She looks like a tranny.
Reine1944 2 months ago
LOL the TVhost looks so uncomfortable XDD
metalangel12311 2 months ago
Actually, this was before she got implants. She had nice ones here, but later went even larger. Who knows why? why did she get a nose job? She had a great nose. I can't believe all the beautiful women who get that done. It's not improving anything. That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
tubiebrother 2 months ago
shut up kittysoftpaws
Pishool27 2 months ago
Lying wetback bitch. Her hooters are filled with plastic since 2006.
soberek 2 months ago
@soberek absltly she got fake boobs just like the rest of Hollywood, this hoe cant lie
simbakingston 2 months ago
...Poor girl...
SandGs72 2 months ago
Dear David Letterman,
I wanna punch you in the face, I mean its not that I don't like you or anything, but you have the kinda face , That I would very much enjoy punching, I mean I would even buy you a beer afterwards, and while we were drinking our beers if somebody tried to punch you in the face, I would stop them , you know why??? Because thats my job, I mean I love the late show and all , and I love you as a Host , But I hate your mug , anway if you ever need to be punched , let me know
Istaygutter 2 months ago 3
damn mexicans
AnimusPipboy 2 months ago
poor thing. thank you god for giveing salma some tetty's.
moviesforrandy 2 months ago
i never expected to say that, but well played god, u old bastard
KalasNikov89 2 months ago 3
What a story. She is something else. I love Salma Hayek!!! (o=
jmatt4life 2 months ago
Ok cute and hot !
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WeAreSales 3 months ago
okay maybe there is a god.
Blakeontape 3 months ago 50
Great job, Lord.
sluggishengineer 3 months ago 2
perfect argument against atheism lol
enticingmuffin 3 months ago 72
@enticingmuffin two very good arguments lol
DanieLatzanich 1 month ago
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enticingmuffin 3 months ago
AHHHH, behold the power of prayer !
ELBAGGADOUCHIO 3 months ago 3
I like Salma because she is Bi. Bi-lingual.
AquaCarb 3 months ago
??
SuperSonicPS3 3 months ago
@treehuggerdude4: don't be a cunt.
MrYib 3 months ago
Does't Her Kitchen look like the Ed Sullivan, NBC studio/ theater, in NYC ?
kldirectv2 3 months ago
Fucking hot whore
Toilettland 3 months ago
shes so cute, lol
treehuggerdude4 3 months ago
hhahahahhahhaah dumb cunt
whatthehellimbored 3 months ago
@whatthehellimbored that word is extremely offensive. You should consider not saying it so comfortably. It comes from a sexist attitude, to disrespectfully refer to woman that way.
treehuggerdude4 3 months ago
@treehuggerdude4 But they ARE dumb cunts treehugger...
zideffil 3 months ago
@zideffil there are many intelligent woman, the same way there are many intelligent men. Melissa Lacewell Harris Perry is brilliant. Cynthia Mckinny is also brilliant. Aishwarya Rai, Katie Couric, Amy Goodman...there are many intelligent woman. You should check out their clips on youtube.
treehuggerdude4 3 months ago
@treehuggerdude4 Oh...so they were all baptised?
BlogBitch 3 months ago
@BlogBitch baptised? I dont know what their religious beliefs are. But regardless, they are amazing people and deserve respect rather than derogatory terms.
treehuggerdude4 2 months ago
@whatthehellimbored <-------GOD GAVE HIM MAN BOOBS
zeemba123 3 months ago 2
SHE IS STUNNING
onetrashdancer 3 months ago
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natural~ THE CLASSIFICATION OF ORGANISMS(eg U.S. citizens) ACCORDING TO RELATIONSHIPS BASED UPON DESCENT FROM A COMMON ANCESTOR
1 NON-U.S. CITIZEN{Barack Obama Sr} + ONE U.S. CITIZEN {Stanley Ann Dunham} ≠ ONE ARTICLE II 'natural born Citizen'
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kiiifute1 3 months ago
BostonDaily Globe 1896 Percy Bridgham, aka “The People’s Lawyer“
"1000 Legal Questions Answered...
A natural born citizen would be one who by nature ie by inheritance,was a citizen, as distinguished from one who was by nativity or locality of birth a citizen. .” The very definition of natural is “fixed or determined by nature,”… our courts have (n)ever passed upon the meaning of the word natural in connection with citizenship, SO WE MUST TAKE ITS ORDINARY MEANING.”
kiiifute1 3 months ago
ja ja ja ja she is so funny!!!
larebe74 3 months ago
I swear she the finest women I've ever seen
swainj19 3 months ago
Need to try that...where'd she go? lol
AnimeNikkiParamore 3 months ago
Next Sunday I'm sticking my penis in the baptismal font.
ELuhn 3 months ago 151
@ELuhn hahahah
8u77355 3 months ago
@ELuhn just make sure there isnt a baptism going on, that will be a hard one to explain.
no pun intended.
528491Inception 3 months ago
@ELuhn LMAO
akaraniq 3 months ago
@ELuhn HAHAHAAAHHAH i would too
omgcopyritedstuff 2 months ago
@ELuhn
I did that anyway as a kid...so that explains it!
(drags away)
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
Your breasts should be held every night.
dahoss65 3 months ago
As of 10 10 11, It appears that there are 5,222 staight guy who liked this video and 421 gay guy or flat chested women who dislike this video
kageees2276 3 months ago
@finathang why??
psychick99 3 months ago
see I was the same as her, until I got to around 17 then BAM DDs
GredOrForge 3 months ago
And on the 8th day, God created Salma Hayek's breasts, for this, I praise Him.
TheKing8403 3 months ago 107
@TheKing8403
ur absolutely right
majorSaha 1 month ago
@TheKing8403 There were no eight day. He rested on the seventh.
MrVirtualCoder 1 month ago
@MrVirtualCoder
No, on the eighth day, God created Turok
subzer03000 1 month ago
You people arguing about religion because of this clip are retards.
leafyutube 3 months ago
i knew they were a gift from heaven
jakthelombax 3 months ago
and god said. Let their be breasts. And god saw that it was good. And on the seventh day god fondled them. Proverbs:69
dbossmx 3 months ago 2
"god" is irrelevant.
Jamsessionroom1337 3 months ago
He sure did.... and I thank Him for it. :P
mmaier2112 3 months ago
...and he gave me them... :)
thetruthis9 3 months ago
stinckin mexican leaching off my country
psychick99 3 months ago
Brunettes are hottest cause they make my dick so big growing and make my horny!!! AS EVERYONE KNOWS BLONDES ARE DUMB AND REAL MEN MASTURBATE TO BRUNETTES ONLY!
AdolfHitlersSchwanz 3 months ago
@AdolfHitlersSchwanz I was thinking "What a moron." Then I saw your name and now you're my hero.
mmaier2112 3 months ago
what a horrible accent..shes been in the u.s more than 10 years is about time her accent should go away!!it seems like it gets worse over the years
waytobluee 4 months ago
@waytobluee Her accent is sexy.
Treefingrs 4 months ago
@Treefingrs ewww the beaner accent aint sexy wtf!! bahahaha
waytobluee 4 months ago
@waytobluee Gets me all hot and bothered.
Treefingrs 4 months ago
@Treefingrs now that bothered me lol
waytobluee 4 months ago
5,000 athiests converted.
Cybopath 4 months ago
She's aged alot since then.
cabo02 4 months ago
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@Mr.Letterman This is why your culture sucks big time. Twelve year kids having sex and making babies soon as they reach puberty. Self - obsessed, egoistic, narcissist, preoccupied with self, youth. Your generation lacks family values and morals. Your people are most incompetent with least respect and ethnocentric mentality. Racism, discrimination and vulgarity are attributes of United states people. Even Johnny Depp being an american lives in france.. Very shamefull..