Masterpaint Theatre Classic #1

[forgottenimports]

I tried searching for this fanfic, I think whoever wrote it may have deleted it after seeing your written review.

[AYBEE11]

Dat Homsar voice.

[geffrod]

The anger? For some reason, I imagine her plagiarizing another terrible fan-fiction writer, but from a Metal Gear Solid forum.

[Reclaimer1547]

Hahaha, Tramp on Vamp, why doesn't this have more views?

[fingrid]

I seriously like the humour. The concrete layer under the bed, the poor brake and the police brutality were the funniest illustrations.

[code0943]

Asareli, no! You should read the To Aru Majustu No Index category at this site! ITS SOOOOOOO GOOD! It`ll be good with the Touma K. and Misaka Mikoto section is the best FAnfic section. Its good!

[QuanhShow]

You can read me a bedtime story anytime Asalieri, this was freaking hilarious.

Take care.

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

btw did cheetablackcat butthurt and deleted your review?

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

please do sonichu!!!

[DrStudioManTonic]

I prefer these without sound effects personally, cant wait to see more though.

[SavageBroadcast]

Bravo as always.

(The sound of the horn had been rolling on the floor, man!)

[716Darren]

It seems that half of those reviews were written by the same person

[KazuoTS]

Lol, I totally forgot about this one! That was just the laugh I needed.

[pixelated111]

God this person needs to learn how to write stories. A simple google search would do good!!! jesus

[DeadEndScreamer]

I have to wonder if these people are just that stupid or do they just give false complements to garbage.

[TigerClawTV]

Nicley done. 

[Hiatu5]

This was awesome. Also, you should be allowed to post your RaR videos here. That fucktard really fucked you over. Fuck.

[smithtony12able]

god i love this

[royhere10]

Loved the crushing the brake part. It still has me laughing.

[Joneshing]

P.S. this "writer" did to the present perfect tense what Ron Artest did to Piston's fans

[Joneshing]

Laughed my ass off.....This one was really good. Maybe try Dragonball Z fan-fiction or Harry plodder next? I dont know who introduced the neologism "twitard" into our contemporary lexicon, but......thank you.

[Zephyr7771]

ZephyrNights - "I actually can't stop reading this. Keep writing!"

NO. You bearing my name is a disgrace to the Greek mythology that it is based off of! Can't fucking believe that douche took part of my name, the bastard...

[MrConredsX]

UMG!!!! thats awesome Asa :D

[HWFVigil5]

Wait is this a new version? Some of the sound effects you put in the original are gone.

[Asalieri2]

@HWFVigil5 yeah, I noticed that after uploading. This is the only version I had left...

[YoSniper]

I sure as hell wasn't expecting a fanfic reading from you. I'm actually part of a channel called Mindfic, and we read fanfics all the time (based on video games.) We're also planning to write our own fanfic sometime, wherein we each write a chapter of the story and none of us are allowed to collaborate or use spell check. It's going to be a blast.

[RRioGio]

oh god why didn't i watch these sooner. this is pure gold.

[MasterEm243]

Here's a question. Even through the discouragement of the victims/the closing of your blip account, are the RARs going to continue along with Masterpaint Theatre?

[Asalieri2]

@MasterEm243 Probably not, until I can find out exactly what these websites will allow me to put up without fear of deletion. I don't want to put in work on something that'll just get deleted.

[HWFVigil5]

@Asalieri2 I find it odd that your account was closed considering how many people have retreated to Blip to avoid the copyright claims against them.

I would have to have been a direct complaint filed against you. Probably from you know who.

If you can't find any alternative I would suggest you don't broadcast where your account is, as he's probably watching and instantly filing a complaint at it.

I really hate this nonsense.

[Ashanmaril]

@Asalieri2 Will you tell us when a new RaR is up? I don't really want to check other websites every day to check if you uploaded a video.

[Whatthefuckisamuscle]

@Asalieri2 Also, did you try Vimeo? When somebody files a DMCA, they actually check if they're lying. Plus, the counter-DMCA isn't a pain in the ass to fill out there.

[NewRESVideos]

I feel sad, my book has a character named cyan, totally different type of character, He's an assassin who uses specialized guns and is very over the top

[varelabro1]

what happened to the music and sound effects?

[Asalieri2]

@varelabro1 yeah, I apparently kept the incomplete version...

[varelabro1]

@Asalieri2 ok

[Whatthefuckisamuscle]

@Asalieri2 I still have a complete version of this.

[Entertainmentwf]

This reminds me of my ex. LOL she wrote a beauty and the beast fan fiction that's got to be about 250 pages long. I read the whole thing lol. Felt like somebody took every ounce of my creativity and threw it out the window LOL! Great video Asa!

[DreadGir]

Also, sidenote; you are a master at paint animation. x3 I almost want you to go find a copy of flash and see what you could do...

[DreadGir]

As a fairly proficient writer and a self proclaimed English and vocabulary aficionado, I can say without hesitation that this is nearly killing me... I want to go back and correct her mistakes, while at the same time, turning this into a fic about a girl who stalks and kills the vampire, then goes after Stephenie Meyer for her contribution to poor taste and idiocy...

[Hidraga]

It's like somebody wrote it in russian and then used google translator. xD

[nljuggalo]

lol

[Gauphastus]

I remember this one.

Dr. Seuss bit made me lose my shit.

[DFLOODyeaa]

I had a twitard teacher once. It really sucked.

[liveFinalFantasy]

I actually read the entire fanfic from beginning to end. Let's just say that it never improves and offers plenty more parody material. The whole thing has become an in-joke between me and my friend after I first showed her this episode of Masterpaint Theatre. We quote it all the time.

[ForzaOzz]

It's times like this I'm glad I'm not a Twilight fan. And speaking as someone whose studied writing, that story was... AWFUL! Incredibly, incredibly awful!

[samuraikarasu]

I dunno man maybe it gets even better in the next 30 chapters.

Maybe you're just jealous that her mastery over the English language is going to win her thousands of moronic tweeny fans.

[Bob0p]

deviantart is just as bad with pictures. You should try reading the cross overs, they are worse. But yeah most fan fiction is terrible and they all group up to each other sucking each other up to insure their "friendship" with each other, when really all it is mindless approval of everything made by each other.

[hanspeterpitsch]

Haha thank you asa!

[Mrguy891]

Dem hos and derr twalaight

[GhostReconGuy]

You need to upload some other MPTClassic Episodes, I really enjoyed this tripe of a fan fic.

[ImTheDruggernaut]

Asa, I fucking love this.

[BobOmbGuy]

awesome to see more classics appear on your channel, but isnt this masterpaint 2? btw your probably the only sane person in the comments because most sane people stay as FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAR away from this shitty fanfic as possible LOL

[Thelone1986]

@BobOmbGuy I think you're right. The first one was about a penguin trained to become a knight, the second one was NC17's biography, this is actually MPT#3, the fourth is about some girl around a pond, and the last one is another Twilight train wreck about some girl and a stable boy who is bleeding for no reason.

[liveFinalFantasy]

@Thelone1986 The pond and bleeding stable boy are both from MPT#4: Steal Away. MPT#5 is about some girl inside a tree.

[Thelone1986]

@liveFinalFantasy Oh yeah, and I think Asa's wife voiced the girl inside the tree.

[liveFinalFantasy]

@Thelone1986 Yeah, she did. I've had backups of all the MPT videos for a long time since they're my favorite of Asa's vids.

[SuzuriHeinze]

@Thelone1986 I did, indeed!

[cuttock]

I love the chalky tits on this fat ho.

[ShadowChozo]

The hell?!?

i can´t enter to your channel ._.

[Geronimo2705]

I get a 500 internal server error when I try and go on your channel. :( Is that just me or is something wrong?

[alrdd]

This was hilarious. :D

[StinkyPenisCheese]

oh dear

[nhaer042]

WOO! I loved this one. Thanks for reuploading.

[manikmista665plus1]

I like how you read this. Hilarious!

[CanadaEh69]

i hate this planet

[Doyledeth]

Real Vampire flicks...Screw Twilight

Bram Stokers Dracula

Nosferatu

Underworld Franchise

Interview With The Vampire

I really don't see what people see in Twilight...

[TheBrandonRegan]

Im sure the other reviews were just trolls...

[warlord752]

I hate twilight. It's turned vampires into sparkly pussies now. Damn you twilight.

[omgnobrain]

YES!

[TheGravitationist]

3:38 haha it's always nice to see another HR fan :) I wish they updated that site more often

[Asalieri2]

@TheGravitationist HstarR died a long time ago...

[TheGravitationist]

@Asalieri2

True, although they did give us that christmas toon after their last hiatus; but it'll probably never be like the old days with a new sbemail every week. :(

[TheHugbees]

@Asalieri2 Last month they had a sale in their store. They're just still around, but just barely, almost like a ghost.

[pwninator345]

@Asalieri2 They're still around, it's just they're too busy being featured on Aquabat albums to make new cartoons.

[TheProphetKitten]

2:13 I still lul at that.

[OldIronGiantBS]

How old is she?

[Asalieri2]

@OldIronGiantBS the writer or the character? 

[OldIronGiantBS]

@Asalieri2 The writer, naturally

[Asalieri2]

@OldIronGiantBS no idea.

[Asalieri2]

@TheGreatTJSurgery no idea. I found it to be one of those 'so bad it's good' type deals...

[Asalieri2]

@UrsuDude huzzah!

[LoveNoteProjects]

@TheGreatTJSurgery because it makes for entertaining reading for all the wrong reasons

[Asalieri2]

@LoveNoteProjects that, too.

[LoveNoteProjects]

yaaaaaaaaaaay its back

[Asalieri2]

@LoveNoteProjects sure is

[Thelone1986]

Yay, Masterpaint Theater is back \o/

[Asalieri2]

@Thelone1986 yeah, it's a much more fun thing to do than RAR anyway.