funny telemarketing call

[SikoJohnnyJr]

Damn... >.>

[MrMines24]

personally i work for a call center and truth be told if you just say yes mail it out you end up hurting the company because you wont send nothing back.. lol if enough people just say yes mail it out to me ill PLEDGE ? amount of money you realize you hurt the company because of the price of posting and printing and all the bull S they give you JUST SAY YES MAIL TO ME FOR ? AMOUNT OF MONEY LOL odds are the people calling you get paid based on you saying YES not recieving your money.

[SofiaaxRainbowxSex]

i love when i watch this, a telemarketer calls xD

[RancorousC]

"TREE PEOPLE HAVE DIED LITERALLY."

Ents?

[movieshop1000]

I can just imagine the guy playing solitar while he is listening to her!

[TheCAL2000]

You are a shit, YOU are a terrorist, You are a rapist"

Telemarketer: "A Rapist? well thats a pretty harsh achusation!" lol

[dhextall1]

...that wouldnt bother me maam.

[ThomasDosanjh]

Can you post this bitch's phone number?

[rslodge]

the guy just owned the prankcaller

[kickmybowls]

its not really the telemarketers fault, thats the only way they make money, i kind of feel sorry for them, dont blame them, blame the companies that own them

[bustabr]

Too Funny. That woman is out of her mind. She needs some meds and the dude obviously is very patient.

[TheZombifreak]

"I have a girlfriend that was gangraped!" L0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0lolololooooooo­ool

[TheZombifreak]

"YOU CALLED MY NUMBER WDFMWQ(DJmaqw9FWESU*VGWHSVBES"

[LennoxLewis86]

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!

[rabidteddybears]

she is crazy...

[SocialAnxiety911]

...Oh yeah that's right she sounds like my grandmother hahaha

[SocialAnxiety911]

I think I remember running into a old lady that was almost like her hahahaha.

[iEatCatus]

I think that was my aunt......

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

Even though I'm an atheist, I think this dude is Jesus, he was here all along as a telemarketer.

[TheBulian1]

Shut the fuck up bitch. Jaysus!

[SenseiWuzi]

Are you supposed to give your last name if they ask?

[darkdirtyalfa]

@SenseiWuzi No. But if they keep asking and your supervisors are nice, you can always fake a name and last name. I know I did that.

[MrNightblade]

@SenseiWuzi if you live in the states then yes, you have too give your last name, but NOT your tax number lol

[kattyshizack]

omg this is givin me a headache lol way to go telemarketer idk if i would stay so calm cool and collected talkin to this lady hahahahaha

[ganjasmaoker]

old lady: your a lying cruel criminal!

awesome cool guy: ok

lmfao

[MrXianal]

Usually I think of the telemarketer as the bad person...

[TheAmalaki]

This is why people shouldn't smoke Crack. What a crack head.

[gentesku]

This guy should get a medal or a promotion for being so fucking cool

[khanamgr8]

The police are listening hahaha

[jerste]

That's more like it:

Shows the real side of telemaketing when you do a poorly paid job and have to deal with paranoids. Kudos to the TMC.

[MasterL3131]

OMG THIS SHIT IS FRIKIN CRAZY!! ROFL!!

[carllundwall]

This chick is out of her mind......Seriously!!!!

[carllundwall]

Cocaines a Hellava DRuG!!!!!!!!!

[0dayNIHIL]

I've had some pretty horrible people I've called in my days shilling credit cards for Dial. I think I've been called an asshole and a waste to society, but never compared to a rapist or murderer.

[Snowmobiler1414]

haha dude this is why the suicide hotline phone keeps ringing

[LemonVamp]

at 0:42 it sounds like her voicebox just kind of slammed its head on the keyboard

"YVUVITUYTVUIVUYERSW YOU BROKE A LAW"

[ImmortalAbe]

@LemonVamp yea, reminds me of don vito

[anubisforever87]

i give this guy huge props for staying that calm. iv worked as a telemarketer before and i have argued soooo many times with people about calls like this, but never that bad

[gorillazrawesome]

Man this guy is my hero! Bombs could go off around him and hed be like "oh well" lol

[fallenaries86]

Haha, dumb bitch.

[lordwennis]

rapeist???? wow

[whatchutalkingbout]

LOL she had a friend who was gang raped and she thinks telemarketing is worse...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[seveerrm]

I just imagine the guy on the other end to be this guy in the picture.

[Femicide09]

I know 3 people who have died

NO WAY!

[lou13579]

hmmm am i the only one here who thinks she may have a little incy weency bit gone a little over the top?

[jagkeum1212]

lol!!!!!! :)!!!!

[lizzfrmhon]

Damn... this lady needs a food F#$k

[sirrooster1]

3:45. "ok...." lol

[teban13]

hahahahaha "you are a terrorist" Damn it,this lady is incredibly crazy... i worked as a telemarketer a few years ago and i totally hated ladys like this,i got a coupleof them :)

[Thadeous6]

While I do NOT enjoy or appreciate telemarketers phone calls, I did enjoy how calm he was throughout this encounter. I loved how he allowed her to continue to go nuts.

[dodgedart74]

she needs to smoke a joint

[RunawayKnight]

you can hear a click *click* you hear it i heard tm:ok CW: OK!

[EbonyEyez1986]

lmao

[mrmuch]

I was a telemarketer for 16 years, and this kind of reponse occurred to me about twice a month. Unfortunately. we did not forsee the day when calls like this would be reproduced on Youtube. I wish we had had that forsight. Great, Great Tape!

[estelle715]

I hope this lady has a bar of soap handy! She's going to need it!

[Phr4cktastic]

i hope she got hit by a bus the next day.....harsh, but neccesary

[oMRkiiTTyPoOpYaHoO]

what a bitch some1 got raped because of telemarketers some1 had a miscarage because of telemarketers fuckin retard

[unlinkedthunder]

LOL

[darksideofthenation]

lol

[cakeistasty4]

what are the requirements for being a telemarketer.....this sounds fun

[AshleyMorrow]

hahaha... i'm a telemarketer and it is fun.... great money and its very easy to find a job... no requirements usually

[DOUGGYBEAR66]

i am a telemarketer for florida times union and we reaaly get calls like this

[ReiRei0723]

Anger management?

[Xbox360Hackerz]

She is so crazy ! Some americans are SOOOOOO dumb (some, not all).

If i was the telemarketer, i would start telling every informations that i have about her and i would then start to threat her. All this so that she could STFU !

She is crazyyyyy

[gotvitamink]

comparing this to rape? GDAMN LADY

[PoliticalHaupt]

lmfao. I am a telemarketer and I'd love to call this lady.

[R3DC0R3]

haha that telemarketer is the best she got shut down like 6 or 7 times " u dont care if the phones ring 24/7!" "no mam" "....(silence)...well" hahahaha

[xXMxExGxAxDxExTxHXx]

I HEARD A CLICK!

......ok

OK?!

[k6mcintyre]

he's a rapest!!!! ??? , rofl lol . dumb bitch

[tehspazman1]

terrorist, murderer and life destroyer??!!

[AliveSigns]

Mellowest dude EVER.

[tuffin10]

dont think she knows what she is saying.

what a bitch

[nadiabriz]

Bitch was about to explode

Funniest shit ever

Telemarketer was just chilling

[hfctorch]

I've seen funny prank calls but this lady is just straight out mean to guy who is getting paid minimum wage.. prank calls are supposed to be funny not abusive. She was abusive and she doesn't say anything funny at all.. just screams over and over the same things..

[YEAHBUCKET]

Yeah... she's screaming at a person who did nothing wrong... why not scream at the people who did cause the deaths...

[RancorousC]

@hfctorch I don't think it's a prank.

[PancakeRecipes]

"I can call you any swear name"

lol

[Unknownk6]

jack stratifff's videos are funnier

[MikeMikey222]

ROFL WHAT A STUPID BITCH!

[madmikeF]

Yeah what a dumb annoying bitch.

[Markopolo2344]

This person is a bitch asking that guy the questions i would beat the shit out of her.

[y0ungPh03n1x]

reminds me of me and my mother (funnily my name is also alex)

[CandaceKeri]

I hate her so much.

[oshkoshbygosh]

He's not a real telemarketer.

But this is funny as fuck.

[nmlvaio]

I can't believe some people telemarketer.

[snake2006]

God that telemarketer is dumb.

Just fucking hang up on the lunatic.

Geez.

[xowonderingxo23]

actually, little known fact. telemarketers aren't allowed to hang up. so you should keep them going as long as possible lol.

[Femicide09]

@xowonderingxo23 Telemarketers are allowed to hang up any time they want. I was a telemarketer, and if I didn't like talking to the guy, I'd hang up, I was advised to.

[alexdicarlo]

you are a terrorist, you are a rapist

rofl

[toxikhiro]

I think the most annoying thing is that she keeps gasping. "*GAAAAAAAAASP* You son of a motherfucker!"

On the other hand, Alex and the Life Destroyers makes a good band name.

[OrangeGumbi48]

Hahahahaha, I wish I could get someone like this...

[stamp007]

how could someone die from telemarketers they just call. if your on the ground having a heartattack and you magicly 3 feet from a phone and at that moment a telemarketer calls the person cant awnser and hangup then dial 911

[moseley74]

haha sounds like the fuckin exorcist, rraaarrrggghhhh! lol

[deltawolf]

You know what the best thing would be? If she had bought what he called to sell xD

[sweetalysum]

At first I thought this lady was probably just a stroke risk because of her stress level. Now I think that there's a very good possibility that she was mentally ill-maybe schizophrenic? Random things like "I think he walked out" and "I'm getting a calm down" & all the disorganized and irrational speech/behavior. At the end she hisses "S**T---SHESUS---I'M A BITCH!" LOL I think there's a chance that someone's medication needs to be evaluated.

[Strawberrio]

"I never said I had children..."

"I said do you have a family, and yeah you said yes!"

"Everyone has a family, ma'am..."

[dannyz805]

hahahahahahaha everybody has a family maam

[dannyz805]

AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Ghostrecon989]

I love messing around with these people!

[bolson567]

i love that he's just like yeah, okay, uh- huh, yes mam. he's just calm

[stormsarah33]

i know he is seating there laughing at her getting so upset over a phone call

[rozbot86]

They do have to give their full name. This lady is being a major bitch though.

[stormsarah33]

no we don't have to give our full names as well if telemarketer can have a fake name instead

[cript2000]

You're incorrect. You have to give your full name. Otherwise, when someone calls to reference a complaint, the first name isn't unique enough.

[DinosaurMuffin]

the guys like wtf

[Ingabilder]

I wonder what she will do when she hear that this is on the webb. :)

[narutofan8675309]

boy I sure would like to talk to this person, these people could just join the do not call list, and if that is not working call the cops, but instead of calling like this why not call them to court? how is this guy a racist?

[rozbot86]

I think she said rapist.

[Ghostdog15]

"If telemarketers could call all the time, there will be no private phone calls. People will DIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!"

[DrButler]

Once this guy tried to get me to subscribe to HBO, and I told him the I contracted herpes from watching The Sopranos, and he was all like, 'oh I'm sorry to hear that'.

[enterthafatass]

that lady is very old. shes probably dead. im glad shes dead. her family probably was glad too.

[brunoofthesheikra]

i had a bitch like this call me while i was a CSR for Ford. She wanted her car bought back because her brakes were improperly installed for the 2nd time [as in, when she hit the brakes the car began turning, even more so at higher speeds]. Let's just say my supervisor asked me to take a break for the last 15 after the call [which led up to my qitting time] so I didn't go apeshit on anyone.

[annamariaduval]

i think she was a little mean i mean these guys are making good money doing this. i am assuming of course. i dont know maybe they make not so good money but people joke with them in the right way so that you both get a laugh like that guy who told the tellemarketer his name was turtle and you can hear them both giggling about it cause she knows its fake be good natured about it and dont scream at them.

[rozbot86]

I'm sure he doesn't make that much money. He's working for some corporate assholes.

[PSNTheEvilKlown]

this is brilliant, i work in sales on the phones, and i would love to have this woman on the phone, god she is so funny, i would be just like him.

[sblxi]

I'm serious, y'all. If she has a guy to come and just tear that ass up, she wouldn't be so tightly wound. She'd be like "aww telemarketers aren't so bad. They're just friendly people who like to sell things to make people happy."

[blacklite69]

She sounds hot.

[hellomynameisdiablo]

Can somebody please give me the number of that lady?

[WickedMuis]

Awesome drama queen :D

[FincheLaVaccaVa]

well, i actually think that telemarketing calls should be illegal...

[frostgothic]

loooooooool

[AHM1776]

Prescription drugs are destroying people's minds. That b*tch needs to be locked in a white room ... withdrawal is gonna hurt.

[Rekne]

I work with telemarketing, but I only receive calls. If a person treat me like that I don't need to hear I just call my supervisor and ask her to talk to the person and hang up if necessary. BTW, it's not forbidden by law to publicly show recorded calls?

[sblxi]

She needs some dick and a joint.

[danielrulesbigtime99]

lmao

[bluecrew08]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That's gotta be the best customer ever, she must have made at least 10 verbal abuse claims in that second minute.

[uptown132]

That bitch is nuts.

[ghdjertqunsingh]

maybe the woman is a little bit too angry but she is right.I get a lot of calls from talemarketing bastards who try all the time to sell crap. and the woman is right, this should not be legal since one way or another is spam.

common, I am after work, I am tired and In want to rest and some idiots keep calling me day and night.

[sblxi]

there's a do-not-call registry. get on it.

[pixierus]

"your family will never have a normal phone line, is that ok with you?" "Yea" haha that was hilarious. I wonder if this lady is serious. All people would have to do is say PLEASE PUT ME ON THE DO-NOT-CALL LIST. You do that once, just once and they legally cannot call you for 10 years. This lady is stupid.

[Haeckzorath]

Yes she is. She will be called again for sure.

[bebekmahal]

i hardly can hear the hag shouting

[shawnmHHH]

OMG SHE WENT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[travelbug1983]

"that sounds like a threat to me" hahahah i love the telemarketer guy!! v.funny

[edz20]

STUPID OLD HAG! hahahahaha

[chelseafc1000]

this women is fucked up

[Na7han1988]

0:38

[REDHASEK]

the women sounds like JC the caller that some times calls the show coast to coast am lol !

[n0nc0nf0rm1st]

Wow so like..

I can /totally/ see how telemarketers cause death and gang rapes.

Wtf, no I can't. What a psycho lady.

I feel bad for the guy but I love how he was so calm. xD

[AiItSuMo]

Wow... I feel so bad for that telemarketer, never thought I'd say that. It's just his fricking job.

[funwithrage]

"ure nasty nasty nasty NASTY!"

just applied for a telemarketing job. now i'm scared.

[KatSloanTelemarketin]

I think someone forgot to take their medication... :-O

LOL

I think I got the biggest kick out of the "you are a terrorist" part then anything else. I mean damn baby! if its that upsetting to get a call from a telemarketer maybe you should spend the $5 a month to get caller ID... or else DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE so the scary telemarketers can't gang rape you :-P

[The1TheOnlyGreg]

''your lying you son of a bitch''

''ok''lol

[xliver4]

lol, if i was that guy and i can prove that her name wasnt on the do not call list i would have fought back.

[bq552]

Nah, what he did was funnier. Also, if a law suit is filed he'll have zero charges against him because he didn't fight back.

[jimboa20]

That lady is a psycho, and totally full of shit. I was half expecting her to scream that telemarketing was punishable by the death penalty!

[schmuckatelly]

why dont people just not answer the phone if telemarketing upsets them so much

[TheDutchLoneWolf]

The lady scares me a little... I wonder if she reacts the same way if a little kid next door accidentally kicked his ball too hard and it ended in her yard for the 3rd time.

On the phone she sounds like the ideal person to laugh at... loudly

[jimboa20]

What makes this so very funny is how full of shit and empty her "threats" are.

[sblxi]

Your ball flew into MY BACK YARD! GAAAAAASP! LEMME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER, THE POLICE ARE WAITING!

[Hectic1991]

"You are a rapist"

Rofl, stupid Americans

[pitatapiu]

what? what does that have to do with them being american o.O

[evilananaz]

hahaha that girl is fucked up in hear head, that telemarketer is cool, i would laugh my ass of if she was yelling on me :D

[hovercars]

everybody has a family, ma'am...

[abrokenwindow]

LMAO "You are worse than any terrorist."

I get that telemarketing is annoying but "life destroyers" who "deserve every pain known to man"?

Get a life.

[Elizabeth01010101]

pretty scary that she used to be an EMT

[bq552]

Haha. The telemarketer is so calm. Ahaha, he's awesome. :]

[prtyb0y1015]

omfg thats my mom

holy shit

[bq552]

No, it's not.

That lady is psyyyychoooo.

[dandace]

any telemarketer with common sense would hang up...unfortunately most of them are robotic

[GOOOFYproductions]

this dude is awesome, not robotic, he was loving how fuckin furious she was, he knew he was superior

[sinkingshipsx]

lmfao. awesome. i've never gotten someone like this, but quite close. tele-sales is an interesting occupation. by the way, awesome rebuttals.

[joshuahirtle27]

I work in Research and I am always comfused as to how people answer the phone no matter what the circumstances. And I dont think she knows YOU CANNOT call when the market is closed.

[joshuahirtle27]

"Oh My GOD you call people's HOUSES!"

If she was an EMT how does her answering machine come into play? I mean she'd be on shift if she was saving people.

[arslenium]

I just love how the calm the man is while she is totally hysterical.

[mrmuch]

I was a telemarketer for sixteen years and I used to get a person on the other end like this crazy lady @ once a month. In a sick sort of a way, it's incredibly entertaining.

[Fastolff]

That was the funniest shit I've ever listened to.

[terracottaheavens]

I'm gonna be a telemarketer now...so I can "destroy families".

[court724]

I wish I could act that calm with psycho callers

[court724]

So I do INBOUND telemarketing where people call me, and I still get calls like this. People who get mad that they called me. What sense is that?

[joshuahirtle27]

That doesn't even make sense.

[chichimecas]

What the fuck is wrong with that lady just set up your self on the do not call list.

[caspa7]

why is she coming up with iraq? what a scumbag, she certainly needs a massive f**k, but doesn't even deserve that..

[Butchzmojica]

you can just tell the guy to put your name on the do not call list.

[MaicolAlbeiro]

"Your wife will leave -- I'm not married." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Ev'rybody has a family, mam." HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! This guy should be a supervisor.

[MaicolAlbeiro]

"You're a life destroyer, mother fucker!" HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

This lady is really pissed off!!! Waaaaaay pissed off! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Like somebody else said, thank God I havent got one such call (but I did get a call where someone asked me to speak proper English.)