Deus Ex: JC Denton one liners

[ninjachipzanuff]

holy shit, did he just quote kenshiro?

[themasteriswatching]

You got a funny way of talking... 'Pierre'.

[Uselessfull1]

I asked for this.

[jigga138]

"how are the drinks here?"

"great if you like herpes"

"never tried it"

[ThisNameIsNotTaken99]

What a shame.

[Roy5595]

The cuts to CSI Miami really made this video lol

[jvemPiRe14]

laugh it up denton

[airwolfman]

Omae wa Mo.... Shindeiru...!

*random lady ftw*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH

[Devilsnevercry61]

OH MY GOD DADDY

What a shame

[LoqueTheBoss]

...you are already dead x-D

[empirical666]

Genious.

[InnuendoXP]

It's a shame, videogames can't get away with this stuff anymore, people take it too seriously :P

I hope Deus Ex 4 has one-liners like this though

[Fallencomrade182]

@InnuendoXP What a shame

[davidwestacott]

hahahhaha man thats classic nice video it made me laugh

[thewobblyorange1987]

Do want deus ex using human revolution engine

[ONNIHOLTTA]

hey can someone tell me how to upload 480p, 720p or 1080p vids?

i can only upload 360p, al least i think so...

[knickknacksandcurio]

CYAT YA COMBS

[poondhi]

LOL great work.....always fond memories of this game

[theRealAnonymousRain]

Please make one for Adam Jensen lol..

[SaabyHun97]

If you put in "what a shame" then Y U didn't put in "what a rotten way to die"?

[Troj27]

im a fan of both deus ex and csi miami, i love this!

[dogtoothable]

LOL @ the hot piss one.

[TheBenEEeee]

I wonder how this video would look if JC's head was super-imposed over Caruso's.

[mastermantrox]

You forgot "A BOMB!"

[krazeemario]

How can he not even flinch when told that some junky has a bomb? He has nerves of steel.

[DirtyDishSoap]

A bombs a bad choice for close range combat. Lol.

[WMan37]

As much as i hate CSI references, this was funny.

[Cr4zyD4n93]

What a shame

[GAF1987]

"Oh God, daddy!"

"What a shame."

[bladesharks]

did he just say Kenshiro's line at 0:31?

[TheNoNoNo1]

LAL XD

[0GreyCat0]

Ye ye i lol'd XD

[DMPFace]

Great video.

[Dontusehaxfax101]

I've got a bomb!

A bomb!

[Dontusehaxfax101]

Navarre: I hope you vill not be vearing zose sunglasses for a night mission!

J.C. My vision....

*Puts on sunglasses*

.....is augmented!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­!!!

[goingfortheone1]

@Dontusehaxfax101 I can't believe he missed that....

[RandomExpletive]

lol bomb

[GrandSupremeDaddyo]

His sarcasm is augmented.

[DGJamesP]

What a shame

[Mropticalgreen]

YE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E--EAH

[ObsoletePerson]

DEAR GOD AGENT GUY, SHUT UP!

[Nightwolf1313]

MASSIV!



[Doozie000]

What a sha...

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TheRhinehart86]

I like how in these older games when characters are depicted as transluscent you can see their teeth are just flat rectangles

[DukeofOmnitrix]

the scenes from csi: miami are extreme annoying

[Kiryutka22]

What a shame. .

[jcdentonowns]

this is cool

[dappstarr]

"OH MY GOD! DADDY" JC: "What a shame." PMSL!!!

[stevesan]

"A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat" YEAAAAAHHHHH

[Makedeluxe]

@stevesan "A bomb's a bomb." YEAAAAHHHHHH



[SgCombine454]

OMG DADDY!

what a shame XD

[MEGAXSTU]

LOL CSWIN

[guyfromdubai]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[upublic]

LOOOL

[RiiidgeRaacer]

Whatashame

[Plausiblesarge]

Paul, I thought you were a GEP gun

[XshurikenXboy]

@Plausiblesarge I lolled so damn hard

[Grnd91]

Lets try some word asociation

First word: GEP Gun

[Akimb0]

@Grnd91

Silent takedown

[jcdenton100]

Greasles are nasty gross creatures.

[KabokuAsamoya]

oh man, this is epic xD

[katanas1]

words cant describe the proportions of this legendary masterpiece of epic creation +3

[fibriomialgia]

Fuckin WIN

[Xaiano]

What a shame

[bradpittftw1111]

What a shame YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[AICnSP4EVA]

this is GENIUS

[MahajiHaji]

GET AOUHT

I GAHT A BAAHM!

[87Julius]

@MahajiHaji A bomb's a bad choice for closed range combat.

[waski0777]

What a shame!

[Zylo587]

What they hell you talking about?

I don't like your tone.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[Himan891]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE...­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEE

[MrBetaDogg]

whats up with the constant CSI Miami Intros? 

[icesyncer]

What a shame! HAHAHA

[TogoProductions]

I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

:D Thanks.

[nerdenstein55]

This is the best game in existance.

And this video made me lol.

Good Work. XD

[entropyMUSE]

He sounds remarkably like Cornfed from Duckman, but he's not, I just checked. Though listening to JC's voice again, it just triggered Cornfed for some reason ... Had to find out, and unfortunately, nope.

[saksari93]

you missed the best one

[Dinocfs]

@saksari93 and whats that?

[saksari93]

@Dinocfs My vision is augmented

[philyburkhill1]

what a shame

[UshiromiyaReiji]

Now I remember why I hate this game.



[Takeiteasy1489]

@UshiromiyaReiji

DID YOU JUST SAID YOU HATE DEUS EX???

WHAT A SHAME!

[Sharkey3331]

@UshiromiyaReiji GET OUT OF GAMING NOW

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@Sharkey3331

So for hating a (really) bad game, I need to "get out of gaming" ?

Sure kids, makes sense.

[DemonPazuzu666]

@UshiromiyaReiji

You like Alan Wake, nothing more needs to be said.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@DemonPazuzu666

Yes, indeed.

[Ozymandias916]

@DemonPazuzu666 Hey now, just because the retard hates Deus Ex, doesn't mean Alan Wake sucks. Alan Wake was an amazing game. The original Deus Ex will always own all though.

[spikehamer2]

i lold pretty good

[Mraajdar]

oh no my daddy...

umm....my emotions are augmented...soooo....what a shame.

[guythatonlycomments]

three letters... L.O.L

[AzureSepulchre]

Aww, it's over. What a shame.

[PrivationProductions]

haha nice

[katanas1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[0Angel0A]

@BornaP What an augmented shame.

[meirus]

I hope the sequel has this kind of stuff.

[conchudo12345]

My one liners are augmented.

[BossPanzer]

@conchudo12345 I wanted orange. You gave me lemon-lime

[capsule56]

@conchudo12345

What a shame.

[darcknite04]

Awesome!

[gisenberg]

when JC said "never tried it" and the song came on i died laughing

[hackneo64]

What an awesome shame

[hackneo64]

this..........is...........AWE­SOME!!!!!

[GordonFrohman456]

you're already deadatatatatatatatata

[JJMerrill]

You've got to make a sequel to this.

[lllflypaperlll]

holy shit, Ive never heard one of those conversations before. Amazing, after years of playing this game

[TheBenEEeee]

"Take your best shot flatlander woman..."

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh­--------urrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhh­hhhhhhhh

[Macca343]

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.

JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.

Dr. Jaime Reyes: JC! You escaped? Is that what the lockdown's about?

JC Denton: I forgot to give Manderly my resignation.

Bob Page: Soon, I will become pure energy. I will burn like the brightest star.

JC Denton: You're gonna burn, all right.

[Macca343]

@Macca343 JC Denton: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

[BREAKocean]

What a shame

[brewmastersg]

They missed one of the best ones:

"You have 10 seconds to leave before I add you to the NSF casualty list"

[Dodighead01]

LMAO

[Xyrgra]

1:38 ROFLMAO

[0Angel0A]

CSI: WHAT A SHAME.

[Seigfreid]

Last few were the best.

[Cyb3rstorm]

HAHAHA. I ROFLED SO HARD!

[titans1984]

What a shame.

[Puglous]

Ha!  The CSI thing is such a great addition.

[musicmanpiezo]

What a shame.

[Cerealbowl16]

By the end I was breathless with laughter.

[madiskkk]

@Cerealbowl16 What a shame.

[Toastsmack]

oh shit I lol'd hard

[Watteh]

MOI HÖYLÄ o/

[Temezkin47]

@Watteh We want the video!!