Natalie Portman Rap Uncensored. - YouTube.flv

[Hootshot112]

"We love you Nathalie!"

"I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!!" I cried laughing

[MonsterWorldz]

guy bellow me is horny :)

[KarithooRockk]

Hahahah she looks so pretty even doing that xD

[dustermaker]

Great video, but Andy dressed up randomly as a viking tops it off!

[snw6905]

I Loved Her In Thisn From The First Time I Saw It Last Year. She's Great As A Thug!

[bulldog60msu]

I would drink and fight with her

[underwareman]

i like when she pushes andy and she is so small she falls back lol 1:54

[broadcamellus]

Fake or not ,is awesome!! Great Job whoever made this video.

[frankvonfrauner]

Still not as fake as rick ross.

[Popo900]

please write lirycs of it :D

[cescfw]

Natalie jest cudowna :D

[Vendettality]

924 likes, 24 dislikes woohaa im the 923+1. Love you Natlie ♥

[supergibreel99]

my respect for her just died a little...... and was replaced with horniness!!!!! or however you spell it.......

[emo4163]

damn natalie you a crazy chick yo shut the fuck up and SUCK MY DICK

[MrTMarentette]

Her and I will be wed on the highest mountain-top...

[WhySoSeriouuus]

my dick is scared of you lolll

[trevybaron]

Portman is the tits! Class!

[ChaosOverkill]

It was cool till Samberg showed up.

Then is turn into suck

[kristynpark]

...I'm a chick and I've got a boner? Thanks Natalie Portman.

[jamierose159]

HAHAHHA what is this

[maniw777]

Love you Natalie

[xKiDFRESHH]

This will never get old.

[eutanasio31]

I love this chick hot,smart and funny whish there was more like her in this world :(

[EffectLegion]

Po co ta agresja ?

[robotwolf]

@EffectLegion Ponieważ jest jest śmieszny

[robotwolf]

@EffectLegion Ona jest bardzo miłą osobą w realnym życiu. Tak zrobili ten film jako żart.

[EffectLegion]

@robotwolf Spoko ja to wszystko wiem ;D tylko tak napisałem cytat z "Ballady Najmana" ;)

[felixgebers2]

wtf?



[Efreeti]

She's a Jerusalem native. That city is hardcore. Why do you think the Israeli developed Krav Maga?

[JustaGamer89]

Vendetta misunderstood! :/

[richa2212]

natalie rocks!!

[Kr4zi4ur0mg]

ID STILL FUCK HER. IDGAF.

[2yearsbulgaria]

don`t like that gay viking

[TheXifpoo]

she should do rap more often :))

[BroWhatever]

When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed everyday.

[nickraston]

Eazy E and Natalie Portman, in one.

[painball911]

"all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick" LMAO

[masterassassin7]

I wish this was on itunes.

[aof36]

@masterassassin7 it is. on The Lonely Island's first album.

[moshly09]

i still adore you natalie portman even though you cheat every test in harvard.

[ceka50]

If it was anyone but Natalie Portman it would be the stupidest video ever

[nachotube8]

they ought to get mila kunez to do sumthing like this lol

[MileeNation]

She would play a great Mileena from Mortal Kombat.

shes just a crazy little shit.

[MileeNation]

Who else said,

This is The Last Person I saw doing something like this?

[mcampftw]

@MileeNation that's why it's so clever, duh!

[Pauruva]

Hahahahahaha!

[deneatins]

seriously Natalie.... you can fuck me anytime you want

[Soapbust]

at 0:45 they don't but the red bar over her mouth when she says sh*t

[SpeakVeritas]

even my dick is scared of her now O.o

[masterassassin7]

I was looking up Natalie Portman and this was a suggestion every time so i thought...Fuck it.

[samiey717]

'I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO'

^Legend. xD 

[Jebattucnaka]

this is fuckin win

[KingRabbitCPH]

We love you Natalie :D

[BadassHater1]

and still - i love her ^_^

[CrazyEsvald]

Jeez, Nice Rap and your Beautiful !

[powerbeam08]

She would make a perfect jack in a mass effect movie! XD

[Gio2009]

@powerbeam08 holy shit! Youre brilliant!

[rinnebaby698]

I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO !

[paukva]

Wow, this angry gangsta rapper Natalie is kinda making me hot...lol.

[wildthorns1]

I WANA FUCK YOU TOO

[AnotherAgnostic]

Only supreme douchebags would dislike this video.

[indestruct1bl3]

Andy Samberg in that viking outfit. hahaha

[Chickadee1984]

sick!!



[DankulousTV]

I love to emcee.. Freestyling with a band behind me is the most fun I've ever had, so I wouldn't say Ima rapper lol but... This is the hottest shit I ever seen. Huge turn on lol

[Mikayla0807]

lmfao.

[jay127719]

Who would it..... (smack) No more questions...

[gaara1303]

Ralph wiggum is on the graffiti at 1:14 o_____o

[GregRiffle]

WHY did Andy Sandberg have to be in this? GUAH! Anyway, the comments are almost as awesome as the video. Props all around.

[KnuckleTouchActivate]

@GregRiffle He wrote it...

[Eigres1]

This is freakin' awesome. LOL

[VidaARTS]

P IS FOR PORTMAN

P IS FOR PUSSY

[dabestsinger]

11 people and counting....

their dicks are scared of Natalie Portman

[SquidWillis]

@dabestsinger 92,461 dicks are scared of Natalie Portman.

[SmileyRoni]

Shes my hero!

[spyfreako]

2:29

[blafurznarg]

She' now 160% sexier!

[nicholaas13]

turets

[stanMcConnell]

If you cut out Andy Samberg, this video would be perfect.

[TrevorIsIn]

I find this most funny when she says "WHUT!"

[Verncastel]

BBAHAHAHA. FUCK YEAH! SUCH MY DICK.

[iris557]

this seriously never loses its funny factor. I can't believe it was BEFORE black swan...

[R4MP4G3H453]

hahahaha more man power than in a Sportsclub. this is fucking ugly dude just imagine fucking her has to feel like fucking a dude ... Bwah, damn thats gross. FUCK YOU BITCH!

[MikeTheMaster01]

LMAO I LOVE THIS! XD

[angellyoXD]

I sit right down on your face (pause) AND TAKE A SHIT

[loverslovexoxo]

She sounds like Kesha in some parts.. Weeiirrdd

[gabbyp15]

Does anyone else notice that the "girl" at 1:46 is a mannequin.....?

[esuomz]

b b but she's sooo freakin' cute!!!!

[USh9854]

i guess some people would find it easy to masturbate to this...

[NinjaHuraku]

I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!!!

[pradip12340]

lol awesome natalie..... dunno why u did this

[johndodge1000]

Woof! and I thought she was a hornbasket before..

[johndodge1000]

Like she didn't give me the horn to start with..

[kissxmexkillxmexlove]

I love how fucking tiny she is.

[giorgigotvadze]

:DD:D:D::D loool 1 comennt :D::D boner :D:D::D

[MrBoegela]

1:18

[BewareIDontLikeYou]

We Can Obviously Tell That The 8 People Who Dislike This Is Justin Bieber, Who is Obviously Jealous Of This Rap.

[randomdude10010]

I'd suck Natalie Portman's dick

[RedPyramid1000]

Haha Awesome!!!



[hafabee]

So this is why Anakin went to the dark side.

[LITTLEskul]

OMG amazing!

[keithdizzal2]

its funny cause she has short hair, duhh bitches

[204krish]

This is awesome <3

[elvon678]

isnt she a jew 0.0

[Sanfredic]

WOAH SHE TOTALLY BRINGS IT

[ikEik1]

I have the weirdest boner right now

[ornjoos]

Natalie just sat on 6 people's faces, AND TOOK A SHIT!

[SamGeorge4]

I'm a girl and even I got a boner

[DouglasFisherman]

this is so great, never gets old

[denversm]

my dick is scared of you



[bonbonroks]

so funny!!!!!!!! go natilie

[AussieRedCall14]

all the kids lookin up to me can suck ma dick!

[Joeyc5499]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm no

[gabriellemontoro]

this reminds me of Eazy E - No More ?'s lulzz.....

[Wavythedestroyer]

@gabriellemontoro I thought I was the only one to think so.

[gabriellemontoro]

@Wavythedestroyer this is totally supposed to be a pun of that song

[willxP2008]

What you want Natalie??

- To drink and fight

What you need Natalie

- To f**k all night

EAPUHeaiuhEAPIU awesome

[DieBlah]

Andy Samberg is wearing a viking costume. Your argument is invalid, and you must clean Natalie Portmans shoes.

[jimboFranklin]

Man i wish she really did act like this.

[sagnofmanmaliek]

4 people need to step out of Narnia and get with the picture



[somanypenpals]

You know what was cool? When SNL wasn't so lame about clips being on youtube.

[hix1923]

Bitch, this shit is crazy!!!! Love it!

[Grizli12345]

i always loved her, but after seeing this i love her 10 times more...damn girl :D

[urloophole]

She's got ah dick like Jesus

[OnlyOneTreeHill8]

I'm a girl and this has given me a boner...

[ThatCrazyStranger]

@OnlyOneTreeHill8 Motion seconded.



[rough77]

@OnlyOneTreeHill8 *chchchchch* 

[nakke]

@OnlyOneTreeHill8 im a boner and this has given me a girl



[longhorns13192]

she is so hot this makes me love her more...weirdly

[SomeUsefulIdiot]

I've got a fearection

[PuffPufflLive]

@SomeUsefulIdiot

FEARECTION!!!!!

[whothefcares2687]

@SomeUsefulIdiot it's actually called a Fear Boner. Watch the League season 2, they'll explain it.

[brokinwand92]

i have the weirdest boner right now.....

[heythere1900]

she is so hot.

[standingonair777]

That beat is so sick.

[Kylieann910213]

God I love it

[chadheroman]

my dick just got so hard

[borisdickinson]

fck me natalie! <3

[8Groudon8]

This is not cool. It's just fake-scary and stupid.

To think I was in love with padme amidala as a kid(rolls eyes)

[AisforAd4m]

Natalie should of gotten a golden globe for this

[KENY1951]

"no more questions"... fuck it was great !!!

[LoveMeSomeSarcasm]

Oh, I love you Natalie :3, you're small and adorable, and you're such a lady but you still have the sense of humor and the guts to do something like this! That's why you're my role model ^_^

[Tsopperi]

The Lonely Island made this, if someone didn't know.

[longhorns13192]

@Tsopperi yea they wrote it for SNL put natalie pulls it off lol

[hotboysumer]

i'd her dick

[WHOHmanWHOH]

@hotboysumer You need another verb there, hon.

[hotboysumer]

@WHOHmanWHOH lol i fail

[WHOHmanWHOH]

@hotboysumer It's cool yo.

[mrxtian73]

at 1:45 - damn her friends are hot too.

[NotSoIckyVicky18]

<3 wheres the "love" option?

[carpi2]

I love her :) Awesome!