Desperate Housewife - Husband REFUSES Oral Sex!

[oppsy00]

very normal

[DONE84]

WHAT? 15 years.. omg

[alcody1]

fagggggggggggg

[HoratioNel]

I've tried to imagine what I'd do under these circumstances. If the worst came to the worst and all else had failed, it might be possible to get the father-in-law, the brother-in-law, the milkman or William Jefferson Clinton to stand in.

Regards

Horatio Nelson

[PimpMyPersona]

dan is about to crack up loll

[boundlesslife12]

What's wrong with some guy not wanting oral sex its perfectly normal.

[charismaticace]

I agree. I am a man and I have a mental block about giving/receiving oral sex. If I had a girl go down on me, I could never ever, ever, ever kiss her again.

[jdfox1]

I am very oral, so I absolutely love giving blowjobs! There's nothing better than playing with big cock! I can't imagine being with a man that would not let me go down! I've never met such a man...they usually like that the best! Wow! I would never stay with a man that would refuse me the pleasure of blowing him...no way! I also expect to get it in return, of course. Better love the kitty! Wow! That's just terrible...a man who dislikes oral sex. I'm very oral...so that's no good!

[ugot2bkiddingme2009]

i tried to give my hubby blow job as his request, one time he told me he would give me oral too but until now he never do it and he thinks its disgusting but he never request me to oral sex him anyway!

[FK4SD]

I'm fine with oral (giving and receiving) but not so much with anal, I mean, I would never ask for anal, but if my girlfriend or wife really wanted me to try it, I'd give it a chance to make her happy.

[customcyclesman]

show me a man that don't eat pussy and I'll show you how to cause a divorce

[charismaticace]

Hmmm...interesting. Seeing as how there were many, many, many successful marriages before the real 'onset' for want of a better word, of oral sex.

[TrueTalkTV]

You mean to tell me she didn't know this about her husband BEFORE she MARRIED him?

I'd make SURE MY wife loved oral before she even became m GIRLFRIEND, let alone my WIFE!

[SORA5184]

How i wish i got a girlfriend.Damn, i still need to wait a whole hell of time before i reached 18.

[cindy4551]

does anhyone have msn!!! msg me. my msn live id is jane23belle H

[blitzkrieg1890]

funny video

[OOCWookie]

well, my gf only takes showers like 3 times a week, and she didn't warn me (im 16 remember) that she didn't the day before, and just as i was about to perform oral sex i experienced this HUGE Haunting Auroma(not in a good way), and i have talked to her about it, and she said that she was too excited and didn't think i would notice, she has given me a blowjob before and she is TERRIBLE at it, should i pull the same trick?

[ballpark4]

what the hell

[bluecolour78]

This all thing made me cry.....

[nabeel1945]

swinging commited couple !!!!

by the way do you allow your wife to have sex with others????

please answer me kiwi

[memonsajjad]

This video may not be suitable for minors.

you dont need to watch it i think.

[nabeel1945]

shame on you !

swap husbands this is fornication

[kiwisunshine5233]

So what? If everuone consents and feels okay with it, who the hell are you to judge?

Shame on your closed midedness.

[nabeel1945]

me is human !

as humans we have ethics ! relegion ! and commitment

[kiwisunshine5233]

As humans, we have different ethics and religions. Meaning, your beliefs and morals are not everyone elses beliefs and morals nor are yours more correct. Commitment is built upon loyalty, trust, and honesty. These are all factors to have swinging in a sucessful relationship. If the couple is okay with swinging, they're not any less committed to each other than any typical one-on-one couple.

[easylifting555]

Religion is not universally used. I'm an atheist, and I know countless other atheists.

[XDLOLyahyah]

How do you have oral sex?

[teamwounder]

u have to take graduate level nuclear physics courses to figure it out

[MrSceneKid]

The whole swinging issue. I have no idea why people do it. I honestly can NEVER be alright with my wife having pleasure by some other guy. I find it discusting. Even me. I don't want someone else. If you want to experiment with other people, don't marry the person you are with.

[Midenistis000]

involved correction spired of detroit :S

[Phillip3655]

Uhm, try getting some detol.

"Fact, detol is good for cleaning ass and pussy"

[JohnnyRock2000]

I was told this by women..

Sperm has a taste. Never a GOOD taste but usually not BAD either. Guys sperm taste is different and MAY be affected by what you eat.

So if a woman can't stand the taste of your sperm...look to the diet.

[tpvalley]

Yes I heard that diet effects sperm flavour.

My girlfriend is convinced that I live on rotten fish!!

[AdamWMulvenna]

i read an article in maxim saying that diet does affect your taste.

they suggested laying off the harsh foods(like coffee) and eat sweeter things (pineapple, and such)

[JohnnyRock2000]

Cunnilingus, taste and scent. This I know.

Most women taste the same...5% of women have a 'sweet' taste, like sugar...sweetness in the pussy is a weird thing though...a little disturbing.

Re: scent...most women smell similar but different, it's about the STRENGTH of scent. Strong or weak scent is usually a turn on.BUT 5% of women smell like a rubber skunk on FIRE...straight out of the shower they smell like that. It's sad and horrible.

5% of pussies are 'watery'. Absolutely a turn-off. Sorry.

[opiates]

What about the other 85%?

[JohnnyRock2000]

Experienced man here...

1 out of 10 really want it up the pooper, and when you do it with them you will never get shit on your dick...somehow they know. They will never tell you WHY they like it, and their assholes will never get irritated or inflamed like a 'normal' asshole would. Usually they are coy about asking for it, but one chick just came out and told me on the first date..."I really like sex, and I like it rough. Anal too." She was a fantastically open woman. Beautiful and Dutch.

[ravemachin]

if it took you 15 YEARS to figure out he doesnt want this or like it...whats wrong with you

you will never make him like this thats for sure...again you clearly didnt choosed wisely the guy you married

[rudeboyzero]

Maybe she IS a vile woman...?

I love giving it to women, I enjoy pleasing a woman orally almost as much as being pleased orally... But they have to be clean. That's the bottom line. I'm not digging into a fish market...

[winter051]

get some guy like please you ahaha forget the hubby

[pigspiss]

What a load of waffel.Fact is like anything in life,if one doesn´t like participating in an activity because one doesn´t enjoy it then that person doesn´t have to do it and no amount of talking will make him/her change their minds and start wanting to do it.You can´t talk someone into joining a sport studio if they don´t like physical excercise.If everybody was the same,it would be a boring world...

[newhbs]

if this show would be produced in europe it would be much ..harder i guess

where is teh european standert?!

[mimosa27]

The comments here are disgusting.

[mustang19ms]

i thought i am the only guy who hates oral sex

[annarox880]

ill suck on someone if they promise to stick it HARD!

[ilohebe]

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[tlndofa]

well if he has forskin it may hurt alittle.i dont like behind but have been sat on and sucked in,even clean i find it dirty.but when i am drunk she does as she pleases...great advice dan jenn

[davy3D]

im not a fan of oral eather...ill give it, but not a fan of getting it

[thmadiso]

Let's sum this up: "Your husband's a freak- take a shower together or get somebody else to munch and slather away at that delicate snizz, lady."

Not too sure that's the best advice. Watching porno together might help, but that may not be the best advice either. I have to agree with a previous commentor: don't force anything- it'll only breed resentment.

[gossamerwindweb]

LOL! I love the afterward.... 'there might be a possibility of some swinging arrangement' That made me laugh. Because, of course, that is what I was thinking. ;)

[markiedoom]

i cant take getting the tip of my dick sucked on. maybe thats why he doesnt want it

[shivsakti666]

If your husband cannot give you an anal shot, I can give you samantha, also oral, I bet you will scream with pleasure..woooohhaaaaaa you cum like tsunami while I lick you... You got to suck me back OK?

[kimcull]

men--more specific-is it how it looks or do you not know how to do it? smell and taste are correctable-please details-stay up by clitoris-- fingers for the vagina

[shoelace00]

a guy that doesnt want oral. he must not know what hes missing

[sherlock621x3]

She should cheat... Shit. LoL

[SweetieWee]

Aw they are so kind.

If the man doesn't want to do it then don't put pressure on him, then she and he may do oral sex but the man wouldn't be enjoying it, which when it comes to sex both couples must enjoy what they are doing!

[batuea]

ang pangit

[wolfinside]

I have met lots of women who are in her situation, and it always amazes me. Why would a woman marry some with whom she is so obviously sexually incompatible with? Why? And as far as the swinging thing goes, if he is so uptight that he won't do these things, what's the chance he'll go for swinging?

[ehrichweiss]

Probably slim-to-none. I am all for sin in most of its forms but you will only find me trashing swinging because I find the people who identify themselves as swingers are shallow, self-serving, low-brow social retards who need everything handed to them on a plate rather than enjoying the pursuit. I'm not against threesomes or the like in any means, just the stupid culture that seems to surround the ideas behind them.

[wolfinside]

I've known quite a few swingers, and what you say is true of some of them, but many others are just folks who enjoy sex and like to explore. I also wanted to make clear that I am not denigrating her husband either. Everyone has boundries. And they should be respected. No one should be forced to do anything that they fundementally don't wish to do. Or be put down for the boundries they have.

[SweetieWee]

So if a her loved one isn't sexually compatible you just decline that person and don't get married? Lol...

[wolfinside]

Yes. Why start a relationship which is doomed to failure? Why not find someone who is compatible instead of getting involved with a relationship which will allways be unsatisfing. Why would anyone marry someone who does not fullfill them?

[SweetieWee]

In a physical way? Lol...

You can always change the physical but it's hard to change the mentality. Only marry if you like their heart, mind and their mentality. Marry for who they are, their personality, not because they can't fullfill you in a physical way. If they can't fullfill you in a loving way then don't marry.

[klined]

sorry but in this REAL WORLD, sex is important for a marriage

[pancake292]

love you guys

[doug47130]

Good stuff. Keep it up.