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  • Hang on, can't people just go noclip on the pc. That's what they probably did!

  • i blinked what just hapened :O

  • 'You are a b.... douchbag' LOL made me laugh xD

  • I just realized that every time Nooch gets a world record, at the start glados says your faster then everybody

  • Good shit dude!

  • The douche in 2nd place is hacking all the chambers

  • You can do that...?

    OMG nerdgasm! :O

  • 111111112

  • That was awsome man.. dex beat u.. and i know how, he got through that door before it even closed.. which is possible.. i almost got it yesterday.. Noochm my man, i like your style! Keep up the good work buddy~

  • I used to have a #1 record.

    But that was before hackers and people like you came.

    't was awesome.

  • you got blown away by bananasaurus rex

  • dude im bumbed man, some dude did it in 20.4. But he got DAMN lucky on the door thing

  • little do you know thats mitch's 2nd account at the top!

  • I tried this,i failed

  • Mat you are the master of speed of portal and fuck everyone who thinks is FAKE

  • hey mat can you do another playthrough of portal 2, and do it as fast as you can in each chamber?

  • dude thts fucking hilarious

  • @Duckss23 LOL what was your gamertag?

  • wait is the scorebored PC only? or does it also count Xbox and PS3 entries?

  • Hi nooch :D

  • @Stritterific THATS NOTHING? LOL easy for you to say, try doing the same map faster then Nooch before you come whit those no-brain comments

  • @Stritterific your really stupid if you think that there are only 200 people who played this map on challenge mode.

  • @TheNoochM Not to troll you or anything, but why is it written in the top left of the leaderboards «1-15 of 200 entries» Btw I find that your speedrun was awesome

    If you see this I just wanted to say I LOVE YOU WE SHOULD MET :P mtl ftw :P

  • @TheNoochM they only put the 1st 200 people on the leaderboards. Good job btw =D

  • Make. It. Slow. Motion. Too. Fast. To. See.

  • Get your bunny hoping skills up and that annoying door is a thing of the past! :D

    Just look at this: /watch?v=RcBQ2qpavnI

  • This video is most popular with:

    Gender Age

    Male 13-17

    Male 18-24

    Male 45-54 <<<< WHAT THE FUCK!?

  • @b3amz Y u hatin on 45-54 year old men?

  • how do u see the leaderboards on console?

  • Just reported the Hacker in first place.

  • i got 3 world records at thje moment and ill try to beat ur time in that chamber^^

  • this is the only great think your channel has to offer just make sure you dont burn out your subs with it

  • sothenimgonnashootaportalonthe­ceilingoneonthefloorpressthebu­ttonshootoneonthewalloneonthef­loorgrabthecube then im gonna launch myself over and place it GENTLY ON THE BUTTON and then walk through to the finish

  • DANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • narration bloopers would be awesome. anyone else think so? no? just me?

  • Mitch I love your speed portal episodes. Moar fir mah paleeez?

  • give a like hes number 1 in the world!

  • congrats on #1

  • its funny when he says it takes forever to do when he does the chamber 25 seconds because it the trying to do the 25 seconds ad... whatever im a loser :P

  • next ep 1 hour?

  • 1 guy is on the last place!

  • These are by far my favourite videos to watch on Youtube! :D

  • 999 likes ???

  • Niceeeee

  • Wat up ribs

  • Thanks for the sub man, by the way the hackers are using an exploit to save and reset the timer. They basically pass the level and save at the end, then load and walk straight into the finish.

  • @KingpinSYD that has to be patched by know :/

  • @TheNoochM Lol there not hackers Their Asian

  • i am # 1 i had sex with gladous so she tped me there

  • Mat - This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

    <3 you, no hetero

  • he sounds like pvt j8ker

  • 0:28 I use that glitch on the "advanced aerial faithplate" level when GLaDOS' edgeless cube bounces on the button.

  • You can beat those hackers if you use skooma

  • dude. like wtf seriously. is there skooma in this game too or something?!?

  • :O Nuff' said

  • hot damn

  • Here is your like

  • New pants pleez

  • Jizz

  • hey,

    the 2 one isn't Mitch?

    I think it is!

  • holy son of a fucking fuck of mother fucker fuck.

  • HOLY FUCK!

  • BAWS

  • he nocliped from the elevator to finish the guy who is in 1st. it was before it was patched

  • @puttje1 i thought as much.

  • @TheNoochM Ah well, anyone with logic can tell that it isn't possible to finish in under 7 seconds. :)

  • @TheNoochM whats up with apple computers.inc always being a close 2nd?

  • @TheNoochM hey mat can u hook me up with some skooma?

  • @puttje1

    That's not possible, the noclip would take longer than 2 seconds.

  • nice, im 10th in the world for laser catapult thanks to your route, keep up the good work!

  • have you guys heard? new portal 2 dlc coming out in january. map editor coming!

  • @halogamer0 The map editor is already available.

  • @TheHooch99 no its not. at least on console its not.

  • @halogamer0 Oh right , It's been out on PC for a while, but either way more portal 2 can only be good.

  • No slow-mo replay?

  • @AWIIPLAYER427 You're advertising a channel for shitty trampoline videos on a Portal 2 video? 1.) You're a fag for trying to advertise your channel 2.) You're retarded.

  • so number 1 in portal how many more chamber's are you gonna do?

  • I love how the top 2 legit players are always matt and the guy with the apple logo

  • Well, the first guys are hackers, you are sort of glitching it, but still, this takes WAY more skill then fucking up the coding

  • are u still uploading on realm?

  • Hope u dont get to cocky matt : p

  • Damn son you are like the Xcal of Portal....or even better!

  • Its pretty awesome seeing that almost all of your vids have at the most no dislikes.

    Keep up the good work!

  • Definitely deserves a like :D

  • TIME

    To go message the first hacker!

  • Damn straight is he a hacker! you are still inside the elevator up untill the 4th second

  • you beat that apple guy!

  • Moar!

  • Your a beast

  • great job :)

  • wow i rage quit this game befpre i even beat it.

  • i gave you a like and a fav

  • Mat, you are a beast! I love your speed portal series, keep on the nice work!

  • Definetly hackers becuz when you  get out of the elavator your already at 3 to 4 seconds

  • 0 dislikes woot

  • Crazy shit man

  • Wow.

  • Mooooooaaaar Portal!

  • how is there 300 views and 400 likes?

  • @xxxslipknotguyxxx u new to youtube?

  • @TheArykon he also plays on 360

  • liked favorited!!

  • Hackers

  • try taking some skooma, i hope people got that refernce

  • @JFR216 ???

  • @perkypears it was a reference to his speed oblivion vid he made with his friend joel

  • @JFR216 haha

  • @JFR216 plz explain the reference so i can get it in the future

  • @bigkiss4 watch his speed oblivion video with joelsh3r, its in the related videos

  • @JFR216 ohh wow i forgot. he has to take 8 of them

  • NR. 1 GLOBAL!

  • @PhantomArcade It's On the 360

  • Hey  Nooch it would be awesome if you could reply. and if not but whyy doood

  • stupid hackers, i still see you as number 1

  • awesome

  • YOU'RE AN ANIMAL!

  • I knew it was only a matter of time until you got a world record. GG Mat.

  • I love how he tries to explain it. I looked away for a second and missed half of it D:

    Congrats though, finishing in the top 10's pretty good but 1st? Epic.

    Is this PC, by the way?

  • @PhantomArcade It it was:)

  • Are you ever going to do a portal 2 speed trial

  • you DO deserve a like

  • awesome series

  • You make me feel like shit when I play portal D: You are so fucking good!

  • 245 like 0 dislike nobody wake up the trolls shhhh

  • I liked the video before he told me too, you know what that means? I ACTUALLY LIKE THE VIDEO

  • This should get some recognition on the front page!!! :)

  • 234 likes and 0 dislikes! BEAST.

  • INSANE

  • Almost no words but one can describe how mat does this.

    Dictator.

  • MOOORE portal 2 full playtrogh. AGAIN

  • Love it when it's 201 likes and 59 viewes

  • MAT, YOU'RE THE BEAST!!

  • i think there gonna ban you from this game. your to beast

  • your a beast... i just realized that :P

  • do u play on xbox or pc

  • @ninjarex5 pc

  • 182 like's, 0 Dislker's HOLY SHIT

  • does that deserve a like? Ya damn right it does!

  • Challenge Accepted...

  • Yaaaaaa mat

  • Hes too raw at this game

  • Damn.

  • Why people hating on syndicate?? What did he do to anyone??

  • @1916Fitzy cause hes a fag, nooch ftw!

  • @1916Fitzy and mat and mitch are waaaaaaaay better than him at zombies, mat and mitch beat him in a zombies challenge.

  • @1916Fitzy mat and mitch challenged him in a zombie challenge and mat won and syndicate said that he would upload his part but never did, and then mitch asked him if he wanted a rematch and syndicate just said never contact me again. so that's why people hate syndicate couse he's a coward!

  • how do you show the leaderboards with times rather than the stupid Portal chart thing>

  • number 1 in the hole world i am number 8

  • Portal number 1 global.

  • Man do the other ones and be the number 1 in every chamber :)

  • Well yo u got a like!!!!!

  • thats boobilicious -syndacite

  • @thatdmnguy fuck syndacite, besides nooch doesnt like him either.

  • @thatdmnguy Get your Syndicate out of here 

  • @thatdmnguy GFTO bitch face

  • @thatdmnguy fuck syndicate, u cant even spell his name rite and anyway its all about the NIPPLES

  • no way they are hackers you can totally do that in 2 seconds lmao

  • omg first comment oh wait nobody cares

  • @Th3Codplayer79 fail

  • BOOBS!!!!!

  • NIPPLES!

  • AWESOME

    

  • Number 1 global :D

    

  • GOOD EVENING YOUTUBE!

  • 1st... now i'm a fag

  • @brookaple fail and yes u r a fag

  • could you portal inside of me

  • Feels good :}

  • gj

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