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  • their movies suck but 0:41 is just stupid, ok? grow up and don't watch their movies

  • I think I lost 10 IQ points when I watched Epic Movie, nothing but super forced pop cultural references and in-your-face inuendos. Poorly written, poorly directed, poorly acted pieces of commercialised trash, a direct insult to the viewers intelligence. 0/5.

  • There are actually people that like those two schmucks?

    MINDFUCK!!

  • What so bad about their movies? Its f**king hilarious

  • FUCK YOU YOU DICKHEAD, I HAVE GOT 5 OF THEIR MOVIES ON DVD. THEY ARE HILARIOUS

  • I really hate to tell you iliad15, but because we have all these freedoms here in the US...sometimes we just have to let the idiots (seltzer and friedberg) and the assholes (westboro baptist church) continue to be idiots and assholes. And it's really a shame too.

  • lol personally I love epic movie,meet the spartans and disaster movie! The rest suck..

  • I paid to go see meet the spartans and I'm still regretting it...waste of my money

  • Jews...

  • listen i know they dnt make good movies but honestly they try to piss off as many people also they love filming i dnt think they will stop. This is the same thing that is happening to Uwe Boll

  • @ExploitationKid Uwe Boll isnt as bad, at least his movies are quite entertaining in a popcorn flick no thinking kind of way, and I have to guiltily admit I kinda liked his farcry movie...

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  • @RonnyRulz777 These movies are hurting the movie industry, if they at least released their shit straight to DVD no one would care as much, but the fact that this garbage is direct competition to real movies is an insult to modern cinematography.

  • @RonnyRulz777 Sooo, you enjoy these movies?

  • @RonnyRulz777 my god, what a sad human you are! never heard of "sarcasm"? you really took it serious!?!? WTF?! Sorry Ronny, you really don't rule... Not after this. I think you're really missing some points in your life.

    Oh, well, carry on! BTW; are you a bit emo?! Not just the hair, no, i mean the state of mind.

    Ok, byebye now Ronny.

  • this video is funnier than their movies,and at 0:48,they are laughing at their own movies because,nobody else will.

  • They are just big fucking Hollywood trolls.

  • I wish your parents told you guys what opinions are. These people like these types of movies, so they made them. I like spoof movies, like the ones Leslie Nielson made and Kung-Pow. It's my opinion to like them. It's your opinion to hate them. There are, I will state for the twenty third time on YouTube, ABSOLUTELY NO FACTS IN REVIEWS. A fact is ''Fish is spelled F-I-S-H"; whereas an opinion is "This movie sucked".

  • I think this is a bit much, really. If you don't like their movies, don't watch them. Simple.

  • There is absolutely no humor in those shithead movies those asshole filmmakers have done. Even the mentally ill would look at this movie and call it a piece of shit. Their films are just pure abominations. Will someone shoot Seltzerberg already?

  • This should've gotten millions of views. But since these two have made most people morons, those views went to some crappy Justin Bieber video.

  • Can't believe I actually paid to go see epic movie, I think i laughed once and that was with relief when it was all over.

  • These assholes movies are about as funny as getting throat cancer and then having to have pieces of your face cut off.

  • I would really like to place a public bounty on the heads of these two.

  • Friedberg and Seltzer or M. Night Shyamalan for the Razzie Award of Worst Director?

    Hmmm... that's a really tough call...

  • @VWatch07 M. Night has made one good film though...

  • These movies and the people responsible for them are a scourge of man.

  • These guys are like Terrence and Phillip from south park

  • please stop them

    James L

  • lol dumbasssses, you stupid iliad, youre worst than aaron and jason, and u know why?, this stupid vid.

    if they have 20 million to spend, and revenue more than 78million (avg), tell me if it is not just a good business...

    if you were one of'em, what would you think about this vid??

  • @jorgeubaque Totally agreed. I mean, how much money has this video made?? Nothing. Not a penny.

    Then think how much money Friedberg and Seltzer have made from their stupid films. Case closed :D

  • Ugh seriously, a petition? If you don't like their work, don't watch their fucking movies. Quite simple really isn't it?

  • @xXxl0tti3xXx Is that the ranting of a fanboy/girl I hear?

  • @TheBrutalBastard2010 No not really, I enjoyed Scary Movie. Hated Epic Movie, so what? I won't watch the film again, simple. But there are people out there who enjoy their films, and they should be entilted to watch them. Who has the right to say what makes a good film or not?

  • @xXxl0tti3xXx Who has the right? GOD. And I think he will celebrate when he finds out that these AWFUL people are going to hell.

  • @6blanks LOL if there is a God I think he would be worrying about all the deaths, rapes and torture in the world, not what films Seltzer and Friedberg are directing/writing.

  • You people are sad. Making a whole video defamating two people who create fun-loving films that socially-confined people like you(here on these comments, mostly)can never enjoy or understand. I am a fan of them, and so are many people.

    Haters never succeed.

  • @13andincrediblycutt You're a fan of them? Holy shit you have poor taste...

  • their movies are terrible!

  • If I ever met Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer in real life, I'd kill them.

  • u can scream & moan, but their films r consistently profitable, which makes a point. ppl LOVE 2 WATCH their films and bitch afterwards about them. i personally find their tasteless humor entertainin :)

  • I'd say kill them, but it would be a damn shame to desecrate Hell with their souls

  • If I remember correctly, this is America. In America, anyone can make movies. This petition is pointless. Petitions never work. If you don't like Aaron & Jason's movies, don't watch them. I'm not a fan of these guys. I could care less about their films. But stop bashing, flaming, trolling, and threatening them. If anyone's going to thumb this comment down and bash, flame, troll, and theaten ME, then go ahead. Be my guest.

  • If I remember correctly, this is America. In America, anyone can make movies. This petition is pointless. Petitions never work. If you don't like Aaron & Jason's movies, don't watch them. I'm not a fan of these guys. I could care less about their films. But stop bashing, flaming, trolling, and threatening them. If anyone's going to thumb this comment down and bash, flame, troll, and theaten ME, then go ahead. Be my guest.

  • If I remember correctly, this is America. In America, anyone can make movies. This petition is pointless. Petitions never work. If you don't like Aaron & Jason's movies, don't watch them. I'm not a fan of these guys. I could care less about their films. But stop bashing, flaming, trolling, and threatening them. If anyone's going to thumb this comment down and bash, flame, troll, and theaten ME, then go ahead. Be my guest.

  • i know this sounds impossible, but their movies get worser everytime...

  • I wish these two morons would just STOP already! I made the terrible mistake of buying "Epic Movie" from my local discount bin. It was the worst mistake of my life. EVERYTHING these guys make is trash! "Epic Movie", "Meet the Spartans", "Disaster Movie"...you name it! "Superhero Movie" sucked, too (although I know that these two were not responsible for that one. Just saying.) They seriously should have stopped making these types of movies after "Scary Movie 4" (AKA the last funny parody movie)!

  • at 0.49 i reckon they're watching something thats actually funny istead their shit films

  • second it

  • next movie will be called Passion of the Movie Stealing Jews. It's a 5 minute film with raw footage of Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedburg being nailed to a cross. The next movie will be called Shit-ler's List. It's a movie about every single movie, advertisement and merchandise created by Aaron and Jason that is gathered up and sent to Auschwitz to be burned in an oven.

  • vampires are cool, vampires sucks in the other hand is what it says, it sucks

  • When I think of all the money that went into these films, and the money that morons wasted on tickets to see them, I think of starving child in Burkina Faso, and I die a little inside.

  • vampires suck sucks. i join.

  • They're not particularly high grossing directors, so I doubt you'll see too much more material from them.

  • All they do is take someone else's script, put some fart jokes and over the top "slapstick" in it and package it as a spoof. they're ruining the genre and lowering the value of real films!

  • You can bet these two dickheads have rich parents who used their contacts and money to buy their way into movies. No-talent assholes.

  • stop overreacting Uwe Boll is as bad as these 2 Besides Twilight sucks anyway so a parody is needed

  • @ghiblade Uh, no, as bad as Uwe Boll is, at least he's done decent films like Postal or Rampage. All of their stuff is garbage.

  • omfg! How the hell are these 2 dipshits still making movies. Guys, stop watching their movies. How the hell did it become number 2 at the box office? Damn it people, we're ecouraging them by watching it...even watching it just to see how stupid it is. I will boycott their movies until they quit movie making for good.

  • They are a blight on cinema. I hate them, and I am this close to believing that murdering them would be service to our country.

  • I can not fucking believe Vampires suck made more than Scott Pilgrim!!!! I hope these two hacks catch aids!!!!

  • @helloolleh555 vampires suck was fuckin funny &hilarious

  • @UROCKMYSOX249 You must have a low IQ if you think that tripe was "funny&hilarious".

  • @helloolleh555

    scott pilgrim vs. the world was good too, but you honestly cannot sit through the entirety of Vampires Suck and not laugh ONCE.

    it was a fun laugh.

  • Wow, I didn't know all those bad movies were made by the same 2 people! Heck, I can write several better spoofs! And my work is funny too! Are these dudes even trying???

  • @Pufferfish

    They don't have to try. They just rely on the stupidity of the American public.

  • @badtown88 Correction global public.

  • @badtown88

    Couldn't have put it better myself.

  • @badtown88 You are absolutely right!

  • i honestly HATE people who think their movies are funny

  • Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg make me embarrassed to be an American. The fact that there is a country in this world that not only finances their movies, but often times makes them churn out a profit, is shameful. Who are the morons that are seeing their shit? Even if they paid me I wouldn't sit through anything they touch.

  • @IAmSoRich this is what has happened to this country, people actually think they are good film makers, Dane Cook is funny, and Paul Wall can rap, we are surrounded by the stupidest, most unoriginal, and completely worthless generation of people in history, it's fucking sad when creativity is frowned upon

  • i went to see vampires suck and I was so excited until I saw the directors. It was GARBAGE.

  • i hate twilight but that vampires suck movie was garbage

  • You should mkae a hitler spoof of them,

  • When I saw one of their movies I knew it was the decline of western civilization as we know it

  • These Ass Clowns are back at it again and the lemmings are salivating.WTF is wrong with people??

  • If you don't like their movies, don't watch them.. god damnit grow up...

  • @ERST111 You're an idiot. We hate these movies because PEOPLE AROUND US ARE WORSHIPING THEIR CRAP FILMS EVEN THOUGH THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR IS DEAD. They're making America look like a bunch of douchebag sellouts. Grow up? How about you think about what you say before you say it?

  • Not watching these guys isn't enough. Because their movies cover everything in pop culture real spoof movies that are actually funny aren't being made. We need to spread the word so people know who these guys are. They really are scam artists.

  • @ERST111 Watch a preview of one of their movies and then watch the movie. The previews are full of things like characters that only appear for 1 second in the movie, scenes spliced together to make a joke that isn't in the movie, and even scenes that aren't in the movie at all.

  • @ERST111 I wish it were that easy. These ppl arent some scammers on the street. They are in every theater in America, feeding teenagers horrible crap and passing it as a comedy. It's a disgrace to society, film-making, and human beings. It's like watching someone get raped, you cant just close your eyes and walk away. Ppl need to take action and spread the word so that these idiots stop making money.

  • I don't know if you can execute directors for making complete garbage, but these guys should be summarily executed for something. Maybe war crimes?

  • They are pure, unadulterated evil, wanting to steal peoples money and not even trying to make a half-decent film, thinking that Americans are bloody spazzes who will watch anything that is advertised. THEEEY SHHHOOOOULD BEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEESTRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYE­EEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! Or at least be forced into retirement.

  • I wanna know. Who the hell is giving them money to make these terrible movies in the first place?

  • They should quit while they can.

  • Hey there's a better way then signing a patition to stop them from making more crap films... Stop going to the theatre to see their movies. Problem solved.

  • @theprofit1138 What about the hundreds of other people going to watch it?  What about the bunch of unfunny idiot arrogant girls who go see it? If the douches who made those movies are getting views, then they're getting money anyway, and they're still gunna keep on going.

  • Yes, their films are bad, but they're not the worst. There are actually some good parts in them. Sure, most of their films are bad, but is the internet really taking a bad parody film to an extreme like this? It's not effecting you directly, so why bother ranting and raving like little kids just because a bad movie is made.

  • @SEVENTEENCINEMA because other filmmakers are struggling to get their movies that actually have insight and credibility on the national market while these guys get paid to make shit. it's insulting as a fan and maker of movies. that's why.

  • @Seinfeld182 You could say the same for other terrible films like cats & dogs 2 and old dogs. They are no different than these guys. I'm not saying you're wrong to hate them, but there are other directors just as bad or worse than them that also make terrible films that overshadow struggling filmmakers.

  • @SEVENTEENCINEMA good point, there are a lot of bad movies out there. but I still stand by my opinion that they're the worst directors ever. for example, "Batman and Robin" was ridiculously bad, but at least Joel Schumacher has made a couple of good movies. these guys just do the same thing over and over again, just as unfunny everytime. it's frustrating cause I wanna write and direct movies once I get out of college. I mean I already make movies now but I also wanna earn a living doing it

  • @Seinfeld182 Good luck. And don't worry about these guys, they may be losers, but at least they're not blockbusters.

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  • I thought they were gone for good after Disaster Movie, but unfortunately their releasing a parody on Twilight called "Vampires Suck". Now I hate that as much as the next guy, but asking THESE guys to make "jokes" about it is idiotic. You hear more clever jokes on here about Twilight then what was in that trailer. Ed Wood at least had a natural love for making movies for fun. I often judge Michael Bay and Uwe Boll too, but these two they make them look like Spielburg and Jackson by comparison!

  • I've talked to Aaron and he doesn't particularly like making these parody movies, but the studio won't back the projects he wants to do. And as long as there is a profit for this dreck, the Hollywood machine will continue to produce it.

  • Fuck All of u... tHis guys ArE greAt

  • @masuntra Go kill yourself

    SOME OL BULLSHIT

  • Makes you wonder why people are comparing Uwe Boll to Ed Wood when these guys never learn not even once to make a good movie while Uwe Boll has a few movies to prove he can direct but these guys are just plain bad what more is there to say.

  • I'll sign it. Where do they get the funding to make these crap flicks anyways?

  • I WANT THEM DEAD SO FUCKING BADLY FOR RUINING MY FAVORITE GENRE. I will kill them if I see them. I say we march right to their houses and kill them because enough is enough for these incredibly pathetic directors. You know what? They are not directors, their two hacks that snuck on set and found a chimp in which bribing it with fruits and bananas to be their producer.

  • Despite much screaming and stuff, my brother just bought a two pack of meet the spartans and the comebacks (even though he knows from experience that Epic Movie sucked). He's talking about making them sleepover movies and I fear his friends will start thinking this is GOOD comedy. I hate these two who think they're commedians.

  • Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer need to either A) never make movies again, or B) attend comedy college to learn how to make actual comedy.

  • @MasterShinigami09 LOL NO

    sometimes there are things that are funny

    but their not

    very good

    but whatever their not making anything anymore so who cares ?

  • they probably make money off of special retards that like their movies

  • Fuck these assholes...they shouldn't even be behind a fucking camera

  • I think all of us on here should make a movie with numerous out of place references, idiotic random breakdance scenarios, and random deaths of even MORE random celebrities!!

  • their movies arent that bad their funny i guess some parts are really dumb but some of t hem are funny

  • @AlexGB58

    The way you're writing, I would assume you think they're funny.

  • They one of the were writers for the scary movie series. I bet if these guy actually tried to make there own movies funny they will succeed. They dont Put in the fuckin time and effort to make a good spoof. Theyre just in it for the money. When they were writing scary movie, the directors probably made them try to make it funny. But no They WANT YOU MONEY AMERICA! THEY WANT YOUR MONEY! BOYCOTT THEM!!! There movies drive me insane.

  • @brent8692 Actually, they only wrote a script that was incorporated into the movie, but weren't actually "writers" for the whole thing. It's possible some scenes came from them (which would explain some of the long-winded gags in there), but the movie as a whole had a far better team of main writers and director. By themselves, they manage to turn anything even related to film into garbage.

  • They make Bollywood look good!

  • They deserve to die......i nearly hung the projectionist during epic movie.

  • Warning new movie coming out

    VAMPIRES SUCK possible parody of Twilight spread the word to everyone

    dont let this garbage be shown to everyone!

  • those guys are just soceities skin rash that can easily be rid of with a good skin cream Asylum studios has atained disease status of western cultures decline

  • Honestly, their movies are worse in quality than Family Guy. Yeah, that's right, they actually make an untalented asshat like Seth MacFarlane and his shitty show look better. That's bad.

  • I DVR'd disaster movie just because...I watched only the first 2 scenes and deleted the garbage.

  • FUCK THOSE TWO DICKS!!!!!

  • i like your first suggestion even more... they do deserve to die

  • I remember watching Date Movie for the first and the LAST time. Never in my life had I felt so dirty. *shudders* Sign me up!

  • I don't want them to stop.Without them,who will I call the worst film-makers?After all,someone deserves that title.

    I don't hate them 100%.They co-wrote SCARY MOVIE.And the ones they've directed aren't the worst of the genre...or of each year.

  • A movie doesn't have to be nominated for a Razzie to be the Worst Movie of the Year, nor does a movie have to be nominated for Best Picture to be the Best Movie of the Year. Alot of people would not agree on Slumdog Millionaire being the best film of 2008 just because it won Best Picture at the 2009 Oscars.

  • @Rawk4Life I wasn't talking about their Razzie nominations.I've given their movies 3 or 4 out of 10.

  • There is only 1 way to stop Aaron and Jason.

    1/ boycott their movies.

    2/ punch the idiots who pay money to watch their movies.

    3/ kick the idiots who buy their dvd's

    4/ Grow a brain

  • Big LOL @ the people who call them Directors.

    Big LOL @ the people who can't see that they are clever entrepreneurs, who target the mentally-challenged around the western continent.

    Majority of the young americans are simple-minded, mentally challenged people, who keep these 2 idiots in business.

    Ask yourself honestly who the idiot really is.

  • Big LOL @ the people who call them Directors.

    Big LOL @ the people who can't see that they are clever entrepreneurs, who target the mentally-challenged around the western continent.

    Majority of the young americans are simple-minded, mentally challenged people, who keep these 2 idiots in business.

    Ask yourself honestly who the idiot really is.

  • uhmich bin heute richtig gut bei laune wer will mit mir chatn oder telen

  • Well they haven't made any new movies since Disaster movie and that was almost 2 years ago and they don't have any movies in the works as far as i know so maybe, hopefully they've decided to call it quits.

  • Yes. These Assholes need to be stop. I mean how can you let two of the most unfunniest people in the world make 4 terrible movies in the world. They need to be arrested, thrown in jail, raped, than murdered. And im not talking about all that happening over the years their in jail. Im talking about in one day.

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  • stop them!

  • You'll be surprised that movies like The Comebacks and Dance Flick were NOT created by Seltzer and Friedburg. But nonetheless, these movies need to come to an end. A lot of people despise these movies.

  • @jriveraiv Dance Flick made me laugh harder than these worst excuse for directors. Dance Flick owns meet the spartans and anything these guys direct.

  • these guys are fucking worse than Ed Wood. at least Wood's pictures were so bad they are funny.

  • they are genuises. and you guys have no balls

  • @DiabloMercy Prove both of those statements. You only got the latter right.

  • @Akyoyo94

    they are geniuses, because they make millions of dollars just by making crappy movies and the balls part i cant prove, unless...

  • I sign this. I also think they should fucking die.