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  • Good times...

  • Faggit BREATH!

  • @GOLDSILVERDUDE faggot*

  • i love jon stewart

    and yes, fuck jay leno

  • You should use this intro in your next video. Just to show your newer viewers how you use to intro your show!!!

  • lol obama won..... well, its not mccain and a hockey mom (blech)

  • The only time i watch t.v. is to see Psyche and Legend of the Seeker.

  • people who look good/ sweater vest = only philip defranco

  • haha i love the jay leno hate :)

  • hmm, todays phil is the ONLY vlogger i like on youtube, but i wouldnt subscribe to this older phil. BTW, placing camera on that spot, turning on the light behind him and standing directly between them.. not exactly Spielbergy move

  • sweater vests are for pussies carlton.=p kidding

  • i love the beginnging

  • skinny phil!

  • REALITY TV SUCKS! >=(

    Much Love to Phil though! =)

  • "my anger in liquide form" I'm not ever going to say crying again

  • anger in liquid form.. hahahaha that's a new one hahaha

  • Nobody really watches TV anymore now its youtube

  • My anger liquifies from a different place... Did that sound as wrong As I think it does?

  • i dnt watch TV annyways... mainly because of commercialbreaks... i hate being interupted

  • I know what you mean..when an American show is sent on TV here in Norway, e.g. Dr. Phil, we don't have half the commercial breaks they have in the US! Still we haven't edited the show here in Norway, so we actually see dr. Phil as he says "we'll be back after a short break", but then we just air half the program..so 2 secs later he says "welcome back" XD

  • Conan was amazing during the writers strike.

  • you look just fine in the sweater vest

  • Crying Gets the sad out.

  • i did not know john Stewart did that, AWESOME!!

  • lol liquid agner

    help those who help you you

    if only everyone thought that way

  • I would support organizations like the Writer's Guild, but I don't for one simple reason: They are not the only group of people getting screwed.

    For example, contrary to popular belief, people that make video games don't always get their shares for their work. (Very few companies pay royalties)

    Then there's the argument as to whether or not a writer should get royalties, but screw everyone else that put work into making the season possible!

    To be fair, everyone should be screwed equally.

  • To be fair, no-one should be screwed at all. Someone has to make a start, so that things start changing :)

  • ryanp123456 is an asshole don't diss al gore retard

  • Al Gore is an asshole who has made a rediculous amount of money off of twisting some facts to scare the shit out of everyone (and boer/piss off me). Im not going into it but if you check out all the fine print off the graphs that scared you the most you can see farily clearly that they are fabricated to look a certain way.

    Don't take my word for it goto his website and try to find them. They have changed the site around since i last found it, and i cant seem to again so if you try good luck.

  • you are rite bout him twisting facts but tbh honest he ddnt have to twist facts because there is enviromental problems so he just made himself seem like a dick for no reason but i can see what he was tryin to do but tbh honest he does come across as an attention whore

  • I miss these old videos. :(

  • Well, here they are =]

  • "i'm not crying! it's my anger in liquid form!"

    LOL! :D

    i luves it :]

  • omg, Phil looks alot younger xD haha <3

  • I LOVE SWEATERVESTS!!!!!

  • fuck j leno

  • These videos are definitely timeless.

  • ilu

  • Well put, very well put.

  • my anger in liquid form . amazing

  • Hahahahahaha! "Even though the reason is usually because it's Jay Leno." So true. :P

  • i found that Al Gore comment hilarious for some reason lol

  • it's adVERTisement, or ADvertisement, but not adverTISEment

  • "We want some of the internet money." Oh good old south park.

  • Im an idiot that post on a year old sxe phil video at 2 am on a friday night after flunking my finals...

  • You are my hero

  • You don't like Obama, eh?

    :P

    I realize this was made like a year ago so..

  • He's an independant who doesn't like Obama, but he still doesn't like McCain, but he voted for Obama because no-one like Ralph Nader.

  • Actually, in another video he says he was registered as a republican.. idk if that makes him one.

    Just saying..

  • He bought an Obama shirt >_>

  • wait, arent u voting for obama now? or were u being sarcastic in other vids and im just a retard? but of course u cant change wat u said here so even if u r voting for him now wat u said here doesnt make a difference.

  • That's my anger in liquid form...

  • ima use that anger in liquid form thing

  • lol nice sweater vest

  • you make a very good point

  • Lol, sweatervests are for mens.

  • I like Jay Leno. He's better than the other late night guys. It's going to suck when he leaves next year and Conan takes over.

  • "Rude Bitch!" XD

  • I don't watch TV anymore, I'm too busy watching sXephil! Actually, I it's a lot of stuff, but whatever.

  • you reminde me of dane cook in the beggining pretty funny

  • Saying "Dane Cook" and "funny" is an oxymoron unless the word "not" is thrown in somewhere in between...

  • I can't agree with you more.

  • I'd rather watch you that TV. :P

  • I never watch tv anymore,all I watch is Brooke Knows Best.

  • i don't have cable, so i'm with you

    haha

  • nice vid man keep it up you made some good points

  • I'm actually I'm still in the writer strike. I refuse to write for myself until I get a bigger cut of my Triond earnings, because during like May and June I was getting into the BIG money! I'm talking more than a dollar a month! Fucking HUGE amount! But unfortunately I held out too long; my profit's back down to around thirty cents a month, and now I can hire someone else to write for me instead of myself, and I probably couldn't get hired back and get me to pay myself as good as before.

  • hahahahahah

    "I'm not crying! That's my anger... in liquid form.."

  • Good grief!

    Calm down!

    It's a joke dude!

    Haha

  • Ehh. In any case, I can't see your original comment... So it's pointless to argue. Sorry for barging in without looking for the original post, something I'm too lazy to do =D

  • His comment was saying that Phil was saying "Fuck Viacom" beacuse they're nosy rather than because workers want compensation and you came back with "Actually the workers do want compensation."

  • Haha, ok.

    You're right, I don't know what privacy is.

    I often let people off the streets watch me take a piss and shower.

    XD

  • Haha, ok.

    You're right, I don't know what privacy is.

    I often let people off the streets watch me take a piss and shower.

    XD

  • ....Yeah, he knows... Did you even read his comment?

  • sweater vests are not for pussys mmm mmm mmm mmm NO i am not crying its just my anger........in liquid form omg the best opening ever!!!

  • Because Viacom is inflicting on the 1988 Video Privacy Protection Act which protects peoples viewing habits from being disclosed. I see what your trying to say as people form Viacom also want to get proper compensation but there are other means than suing Youtube for a billion dollars, inflicting on Video privacy Protection act.

  • hes saying F*CK VIACOM because they are nosy bastards, not because the workers want compensation

  • lol the beggining was funny!

    "MMrrmm..no, I'm not crying, that's my anger...in liquid form."

    Keep going phil

  • Viacom intruding on our privacy.

    A LITTLE different.

    And by a litte...I mean a LOT.

    Personally, I think what I search is my business.

  • I have no TV haha...ok that's a lie, I physically have a TV but I get no channels.

  • u say advertisement funny =P

  • ha i dont watch tv unless im bored usually watch stuff online

  • hahaha

    the beginning of this video is priceless:]]]

    that was just adorable:]

  • I stopped watching most T.V. until it was over.

    I was so happy when South Park came back!

  • i think you should get like along with what you normally get from the video

    an extra $1 per view

    of the show

    i mean have you seen your views you would be racking in money dude

    this sounds like a good idea to me!

  • don't leave phil!!!!!! :(

  • i cant understand a thing you said its all to smart for me .. hay thats proble why people like you dont hang out with people like me. now if you dont mind im gona mail some one a chair C.O.D baby it rymed i had to say it sorry.

  • the only real reason I even watch tv is b/c of family guys south park & the simpsons

  • i can agree with that!!!!!!

  • cant wait for conan to take over lenos spot.

  • anger in liquid form...mind if I steal that?

  • Hahahah, it's my anger in liquid form. xD

  • lol omg thats funny

    shut up! sweater vest arrent for pussys :'(

  • I hate to be the perfect grammar freak asshole and point this out, but you misspelled Jon Stewart's name.

  • Jon Stewart is awesome. <3 Not to mention he has cajones.

  • "No I'm not crying, that's my anger in liquid form..."

  • Haha, the way you express yourself/talk

    reminds me of dane cook

    which is pretty BA

    ;)

  • jay leno sux!!

  • i LOVES my stewart & colbert.

  • hey, what's wrong with Jay Leno?!

  • Funny. Ironic, maybe.

    I'm the kinda guy who pessimisticly annihilates any chance of changing the world. I do have solid principles; I don't eat gum because I walk on it, that sorta thing.

    I used to be a christian, and I was an optimist, a good person who spread love. Now I'm a 16 year old, good looking but unthankful jackass who cries all day, about how his intelligence denies him happiness.

    You, however, are a good guy. You're like common sense in a person. Don't become like me. Keep it up.

  • its kinda hard to belive that you from the ATL cause most people would expect a black guy instead of a white guy

  • anger in liquid form XD

  • GORE FOR PREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • your funny but dont talk politics

  • even if global warming isn't really happening

    gore still in my opinion would have done better than bush

    RE to: supercon724

    gore sucks... global warming is fake.. yeah

  • cool

  • HOLY CRAP you looked EXACTLY like a gay guy I worked with last year.

  • "rude bitch" hahaha

  • Go Gore

  • blatin sarcasim

  • "rude bitch" lol

  • lmao, rude bitch.

    Go Phil!

  • YA!! VOTE FOR GORE!!

  • he has a great news voice

  • I have 2 things to say. 1: Sexy Phil...he's not sexy, sexy Phil; he's sxe. and 2: is it just me or are his canine teeth awesome?

  • completely agree with everything, especially the Jay Leno crack. I can not sit through even a minute of his show, but at the same time I can not change the channel when Conan is on haha<33

  • Gesh can ya talk any faster???

  • is that writers strike over now?

  • yeah

  • "That's my anger in liquid form"

    hopefully that isn't copyrighted, because I plan on using that lol.

  • =-0 wow you talk fast man

  • I don't watch TV, either ;) haha...

    great vid!

  • i dont watch t.v anyways.

    i like all your vidz

  • if I saw this when the writers first went on strike I might have joined, but now I'm hooked on the Celebrity apprentice

  • hes cute!

  • Dude Phil always says he is fat but i don't believe it. I want to see a full body video or at least till the waste then the viewers can decide if he is fat or not.

  • Is Rude Bitch by any chance Nancy Grace?

  • that was amazing...

  • its editing, he's not actually talking tHAT fast

  • Damn that means I'm old.

  • never mind..got it..strike is over...tehheee

  • and by live on my own i meant moved out of my parents' house...for those of you who were wondering (^_^

  • yea so I dont have TV and havent had it for a few months since I decided to be an idiot and live on my own so I had to make a few cost efficient cut backs...anyways...what's happening with the writers strike? is it over?

  • dude. you're fuckin hilarious. genuinely....anyone who is stupid enough to sit here and keep watching your videos just to tell you your gay...um, i dont think its you who needs a life, its them. i feel bad for all the unfunny bitches out there who have to hate on everyone with a brain and sense of humor. jealousy is a terrible disease...get well soon haters.

  • dude. you're fuckin hilarious. genuinely....anyone who is stupid enough to sit here and keep watching your videos just to tell you your gay...um, i dont think its you who needs a life, its them. i feel bad for all the unfunny bitches out there who have to hate on everyone with a brain and sense of humor. jealousy is a terrible disease...get well soon haters.

  • ... is it just me, or are you orange?

  • LOL good point lol but i dont think many people care about the writers strick until there favorite shows are cut

  • have you changed your mind about hillary?

  • ur hilarious and insightful.

    keep makin these dude, lol.

  • hahaha rude bitch

  • i dont watch TV

  • PHILIP DEFRANCO!!!!

  • Jay Leno paid the salaries of all his striking writers for the entire time of the strike not just 2 weeks :-)

  • I havent had cable since april of 07 ~_~ i couldnt watch tv even if a wanted too...

  • I haven't had cable since I moved into my new apt in August '07. There was nothing on all that much, anyway. Pay high cable bill for the Daily Show, Colbert Report, Real Time, and Jeopardy? That's a lotta $ for a handful of good shows.

  • yep

  • fuck u i wont wacth tv so stuff u cos im not wacthin it

  • I have not watched television since the writers strike either! Thankfully it is now over, but after not watching it for so long I have not started again... Also, in reference to a comment from the messia (which is mispelled by the way!) yes, the writers do have a contract...but they are also union workers. It is like when nursers or teacher strike. If the union you are a member of goes on strike, you have to strike.

  • um what?

  • love the intro lol

  • That's just greedy, if a writer gets paid more than 75,000 a year (on average) he/she shouldn't be bitching. Also, it's as if they write something down and then they sell the paper, after that it's not theirs.

    Plus don't they have a contract, they should have thought of it before they signed.

  • i can't seem to remember the last time i turned on the television....

  • Why would i need tv if i have u!

  • Hey .

    This Video Is Awsome ... Tv Is A-load Of Shit .

  • Hell yeah don't watch TV watch Youtube instead people. You learn how to shit on TV literally shit your brains until nothing but shit comes out.. Media is biased and paid by corporations.

  • Haha :D I loved it!!

  • lol

  • I don't think jon stewart did that . it's debunked search it

  • i dont watch tv either but i haven't for years so... yeah. Plus conan needs his writers back

  • Lol I havent watched TV since I was like what.. 6? People thought I was fucking crazy but well.. TV sucks lolz

  • I'm not watching TV. I'm watching YouTube - where you can find REAL entertainment. At least until the writers get back.

  • GOD I LOVE YOU! watched all the videos, amazing, plus your HOTT!

  • I'm not gonna join you.

    mainly because I can't find very many people who produce consistently good content somewhat regularly.

    come on, a youtube video is like two minutes, on average.

    the average TV show is roughly 24-48 minutes (w/o commercials, idiots), that means I have to watch 12 or 24 shows to kill the same amount of time I kill watching 1 tv show.

  • this one of favorite videos

  • I'm not really big on most T.V. because of the dumb reality t.v. Lately YouTube has my attention. I like this video. The young man is talented. Maybe a bit too fast in the speach, but this was very good. I would like to see more.

  • Love him. <3

  • Dude even though I have a flat screen, I haven't watch it that much since I got. I have over 600 and something channel and all I can tolerate to watch is reruns on Cartoon Network and Comedy Central with the occasional TBS and USA. Everything else is pretty much crap. I live on the internet, I start to freak out like somebody just died when I loose my connection. Fuck TV.