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  • Bonjour, Benevue Aux CANADA, Queber C'est Le NOVO France Libre!!!!Benevue Aux CANADA Francaise et Anglaise Libre!!!!

  • HAHAHA QUE CEST NIMPORTE QUOI XD

  • lol

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  • To all the Quebecers referring to yourselves as your own country I'd be careful, there's probably Americans on here that will actually believe you lol

  • God dam Seperatists lol jk them French ain't to bad

  • "and the legal drinking age is just a suggestion" lmao

  • Just because its comedy doesn't mean it's a) funny or b) not racist. If it were really funny I'd probably not care, but it's a piece of washed out crap. Same old DERP DERP joke that appeals to rednecks with no education. Do us all a favor and stay in the trailer with your sister.

  • excusez moi svp, mais les Québécois sont hilarants! les salutations de la côte Ouest

  • you forgot to mention our beavers+moose O.o

  • ROCH VOISINE IS FROM EDMUNSTON TABARNAK

  • IF OTHER CANADIANS CANT UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS JUST A JOKE - GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

    I'm a french canadian who went to english schools his whole life in Montreal and I'm just as proud to be a quebecer as i am to be a canadian

    fier d'être québécois - fier d'être canadien

  • - the legal drinking age is just a suggestion! LMFAO!!!

    j'aime cette film

  • What's the song?

  • VIVE LE CANADA, fuck les separtistes, mais c'etait drole

  • LOL I love Quebec! :)

  • not french or HANGLISHEEEUU lollllll

  • Stupid Americans say this sucks because they don't understand.

  • I used to be canadian, then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • People, IT'S A JOKE!!!! Grow a sense of humour, tabarnak!

  • That's hilarious!

  • im not canadien je suis quebeecois

  • La honte

  • This sketch reflects exactly what English Canada thinks of Quebec. That is why the United Way in Canada (called Centraide) is running a campaign in Quebec only, since Sept. 2011, showing naked men & women on posters and billboards all over the roadways, in the subways, & newspaper ads. Slogan: 'We're all the same underneath.' It's soft porn, because United Way thinks Quebecers are different from the rest of Canada. Just like this video explains. Trash advertising for a trashed people.

  • @fishersofmenvideo Trash people? How ignorant.

    Carry on you Rick Perry wanna be.

  • Roch Voisine vient du Nouveau-Brunswick.

  • So, I'm from Témiscaming Qc. But born and raised in Ontario. Leaved in temiscaming for a few years. And honnestly, les crisses de Quebequois need to fucking grow up and accept there CANADIANS! Is there a moose on your quarter? A beaver on your nickel? The day that changes, youll be aloud to say your Quebequois et non canadien! So fermer vos esti oueil et accepter LE CANADA! LONG LIVE THE RED AND WHITE CANADIAN FLAG!!

  • @landaaacook

    la raison qu'on veut l'indépendance, c'est les gens comme toi.

  • @borrowyourcanopener

    Y aura plus de Quebec independant, keep dreaming!

  • erytgry uyrge uywetfgry turf sghdf vcagsvd uy buwegyf

  • calisse de tabarnak!

  • canadian humor is absolutely terrible

  • @wownov83 Kid this isn't Canadian... it's from Quebec. Sure, that might be in Canada but who the fuck cares? These faggot Quebecois are stupid and retarded! They need to fucking change and be normal like the rest of us Canadians. They are the reason some people hate Canada.

  • @MrDivination lol, that's ridiculous. all canadian comics are pretty much garbage.

  • @MrDivination I would beat the shit out of you for saying that shit to my face

    you're probably some prairie fuck that owns a gun

    LOSER lol

  • LOL @ flame war XD

  • I love Les Tabarnacs !!!

  • I like turtles

  • Je am Canadian et I aime le poutine alot!

  • Honnestly, i consider myself a Canadian and im in Quebec (montreal). I have nothing against Quebec i mean im proud of where i live, but i dont get why people hate Canada? U can love both u know? Im proud to say im Canadian cuz its my country but i also love Quebec! Oh and btw, im not saying this cuz im english, i speak french and english i went to french school.

  • Rock Voisine est acadien, tabarnac!

  • Dont get me wrong... Canada is a great country. I'm just asking for some considaration here. Be open-minded... To be against something you have to understand all the aspect of your position. The debate Canada vs Québec is always going to exist.

  • @Marjorie589

    open minded after you openly state that your "province" is a country? Get your head out of your ass, what makes french people special, seriosuly? How are youi more important then any other language? You feel like you are getting beat up by other Canadians, or other cultures? I'll tell you why it is because you fuckers want special attention, it has to be all about you and your language. Get a fucking grip, be like everyone else quit looking for fucking handouts then be better.

  • I understand the anger of certain Canadian against Quebec. I understand they are always going to fight against the separation of Quebec.If I were born in Toronto I would probably wear proudly a hat with the canadian flag on. But I'm born in the North of Montreal. I speak french. I am a Quebecer. I dont reliate to the red flag. I'm not Canadian. And i'm not saying it's not a great country just not mine. You dont care about Quebec? That's your right. That's even normal. we are not on the same side

  • @Marjorie589 I'll add to that. When I look at the red flag I feel I'm in the house of someone who hate me. I was one year in Ontario I was in a foreign country. My nation is Québec and my language is Frensh. My country is still to be build and it is Québec. I have more frends in Us than in Canada only because they don't try to keep us ... I want to be free from your monarchies. Vive le Québec Libre. I'm not at war I want the peace in my country and for me my country is Québec.

  • @Marjorie589

    Yea you dont relate to being canadian and fully admidt it, deport your ass to fucking france then and get the fuck out. You cocksuckers purposely speak french in front of many english people when you can speak english and you do it cause your fucking arrogant. I'd love you to seperate and support yourself, you got fuck all to contribute to Canada all you do is bitch and fucking moan and don't contribute fuck all.

  • @Marjorie589

    You want to know what angers me about french people? Again listen closely, when you are surrounded by english people, speak english period. I know several russian people and german people,m, when they are around majority english they speak english, speaking your language loudly and proudly when many around you do not understand it is fucking arrogant and dis respectfull, you quebec people need to fucking learn this!

  • @OICU81272

    I never said french was better then english? I just said Quebecers were different... not better. Who are you to tell me that? I never said Canada was a shiity country. Just not mine. I'm not going to deported to France... I'm going to fight for who I am. You probably dont know anything about Quebecers eccept the fact that we want to seperate.(some of us by the way... I'm not againt democraty). You dont know anything.

  • @OICU81272 Speaking english when we are sourrounded by english people??????? That already what we do... ROC have no respect for Quebec and that's a ggod thing because it's a helper for our nationalism cause, Whenever I ear an ontarian (for example) speaking against Quebecers I laught because his anger encourage the anger of Quebecer to separate. (sorry my english is not perfect)

  • @OICU81272 Ahh pi mange dont dla marde esti d'anglais qui comprend rien. Tu comprendras jamais rien et la preuve je parle et tu comprend RIEN. Anyway le jour ou le Quebec va faire sa souverainté la derniere chose qui va nous préocuper c'est ben les esti d'anglais. Pi si vous débarquer avec vos van rempli de tête carré ben on va vous attendre avec des mattraque! Les grands peuples qui ont fait leur indépendance ce sont tenu debout. Un peu de courageeee Quebecois

  • @Marjorie589 Siboire.... Une chance que c'est pas toi la porte-parole de la souveraineté. Ya comme 13 fautes dans ton paragraphe.

  • Quebekers dont know anything about the canadian culture. They can't tell if an actor, a singer or an other artist is Canadian or American. Why? Because they have their own culture... I dont want to denigrate the ROC (rest of Canada) but Quebec is a distinct society, a nation (if your not convince look in the dictionary), and when Quebekers are gonna exerce their sovereignty they will become a legitimate country.

  • Les Québecois ne connaissent pas la culture canadienne anglaise pour la majorité. Il ne peuvent distinguer si les acteurs, les chanteurs ou les autres artistes sont Canadiens ou Américains. Pourquoi? Parce qu'ils ont leurs propre culture... Sans dénigrer le ROC (rest of Canada), les Québécois forment une société distincte, une nation a part entière et lorsqu'ils exerceront leur souveraineté, ils seront un grand peuple.

  • wait....what did he say??????

  • Seperate Quebec if they want to, cut em off all western income and resources and the fuckers will freeze and go broke in less then a few days!

  • God Bless America and Quebec.

  • Idk about him, but i eat pepsi in the west for breakfast

  • Hahaha friggin quebecers

  • Great parody! I'm neither Quebecois nor Canadian and even I get the humor, or is it "humour"?

  • @nooyawkfun Humour :)

  • Hanglise hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha that's hilarios

  • @fun747 My uncle kinda talks like that and he's from Quebec

  • Je suis Québecois et j'adore cette video car elle est comme nous, elle dit les choses directement, pas en passant par 4 chemin!

  • No no, don't bomb Quebec. I have friends and family there. I suggest we trick the Quebec separatists with some French wine and poutine and lure them south somehow. Let the Americans deal with them. ^_~ Long live the Queen. Long live Canada!

  • @martinimix79 Long Live CANADA....but I am not a  fan of the british queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @martinimix79 fuck u esti

  • Good choice. Quebec should be free from Canadastan

  • @MUNYEA bite moi!

  • @YoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYo36 criss de tabarnak de caliss t un con toi

  • hmmm good to know thats what they want has their image, you have not failed #law101

  • So, Quebec is North Central Texas, then?

    Well, that's not true... We put cheese AND chili on our fries, here.

  • You would have had to been there or at least in the Border States to get this back when Quebec entertained the idea of secession. This was a play on the “I Am Canadian” spot that was out during that time. If you’ve worked with any Quebecoise, you’d understand this in its entirety. Hilarious and still cracks me up after all these years… Mostly, because it is so true!

  • You would have had to been there or at least in the Border States to get this back when Quebec entertained the idea of secession. This was a play on the “I Am Canadian” spot that was out during that time. If you’ve worked with any Quebecoise, you’d understand this in its entirety. Hilarious and still cracks me up after all these years… Mostly, because it is so true!

  • Love this video, so hilarious! Poutine!

  • je suis fier d'être québécois et canadien :D

  • @Amerikaner2

    Tu es la premiere personne qui dit ca wow!

  • Tlm hot :)

  • Ostie que j'suis fier d'être Québécois!

  • shu tu le seul a remarquer qui a les lunette alenvers ahaha

  • @WarriorTheyHate101 non moi aussi !

  • i was always prouder of being canadian then québecois, mais ste video la me rend fière de la province québecoise ou les hot dog steemés coutent 89 cent!

  • @mrorville1 no it ain't, it's just that if we had somewhat better leaders! pauline marois is an idiot

  • "And uh no, I don't know Claude, Mano or Franswellinadeetchiestiaingeh, but I'm sure they all have nice thieduh."

  • @GarrettDareson

    Its claude, manon or francois IN ABITIBI-Temiscamingue , wich is a region in north west quebec! :)

  • Fuck America!!!

  • @petedog8989 your in debt to canada, incase youve been living under a rock. Also, most of your resources come from us, not the other way around. Go look up Canadian inventions before you run your mouth and look like an idiot.

  • @MissAnglophile1 loser

  • you suck

  • j'suis Québécois et j'ai honte en se moment ...

  • @MrWardRock pk crisse sa montre juste quon est drole sacrament calme ton sex lgros

  • NICE!! Too damned funny!

  • Ironically Molson's has its Canadian headquarters in Quebec

  • @1ArchMage Why is that ironic? The Molson's are an old stock Anglo-Quebecker family that started their company and made their fortune in Quebec.

  • @Mehtaphorical I thought it was ironic because a company based in Quebec is running ads that the rest of Canada identifies more with then Quebec.

  • lol

  • This guy is Franco-Ontarian, I'm pretty sure.

  • @benich13 I actually think's he from the Montreal area

  • You know what I find funny? If we Americans cut aid to all you asshole, trash talking third world countries, you would be so full of anarchy you wouldn't even have computers.

  • @petedog8989 Are you talking to quebec?

  • @petedog8989 O_o you do know Canada is much richer then America right... not because of you guys..

  • @petedog8989

    >implying America isn't in debt to Canada

    >implying our dollar isn't stronger

  • @petedog8989 You know Canada is part of the G8, right? G8 meaning the Group of 8 countries in the world with the largest economies? You better settle down. There's a reason that most of Canada's population lives along the US/Canada border. ;)

  • @petedog8989 are you kidding me? americans are borrowing money from us. In case you havent realized, your country is in deep shit, while our GDP is still on a growing positive note. Your inflation is so high that our currency can match yours and whats more funny is that you are behind in the humanitarian help to the third world countries for a veto holding country in the UN.

  • What does it mean to be canadian ?

    It means that you believe people are not capable of governing themselves through independent government that controls it's own currency and stand by in stunned silence while the prime minister declares that he porogued the parliament for months on the orders of an unelected 'official' to avoid questions about war crimes commited by canadian troops. sorry quebec you deserve better, just slightly

  • Hey Stealthkeys77,in regard to your fact sheet questionnaire 9days ago that in itself makes you a grade A moron. Americans are the worst when it comes to help someone( except in major crisis like 9/11 and Katrina). You have more murder in one State that Canada has in the whole Country in a month, so take you fact sheet and use it as it was meant for, to wipe your dirty lying red neck racist ass. And thank you hey,still have to be polite, even when you speak to an idiot.

  • iprounounce it third not third lol

  • Haha je la ris à chaque fois.. ô canada

  • Quebec/the Maritimes brings culture into Canada. This statement was brought to you by a 100% English Canadian From the furthest province from Quebec, because tabernac, Western Canada is just rich people who can afford to live in BC and oil drillers from Fort Mac/Newfoundland!

  • @TechnoRaver94 Here it's tanarnak my friend.

  • @Stealthkeys77 I'm Canadian and at5 least from what I've seen, your a moron. especially that democracy worth fighting for question cause everyone i know would fight for it! perhaps you should consider picking your battles a little better?

  • @blackbite50 .... so with reference to the "Fact Sheet" - what you are saying is that "everyone you know" are within the 18% of Canadians who would fight for democracy.

  • @Stealthkeys77 what i'm saying is that your "fact sheet" bull shit and anti-Canadian propaganda. fucking stupid troll.....

  • @Stealthkeys77 Any actual sources you can pull out of your bum to match this crap?

  • @Stealthkeys77 Yeah this is typically American; making up bullshit to disparage other nations.

  • @HourlySmoker Id prefer u didnt group us all with this bullshiter. Every country has a few bullshiters.

  • @Dzubur93 You are right and sorry if it sounds generalized, what I meant was more about political.

  • @HourlySmoker well u r corrent about our politics. I hate em 2

  • quebecers whine a lot..guess the sqeaky wheel gets the oil!!

  • Honestly, this guy scares me a little

  • I'm considering myself a Québécois before Canadian but I have nothing against the rest of Canada...Exept people who poops on Quebec, I hate these people.

  • This video was made by RBO right in the referendum year to separate Québec from the rest of Canada, it was in 1995 I think.

  • hahaha

  • 261 people are square heads lol ;-)

  • Where would Canada be without Quebec? This makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it. Much love from Toronto!

  • something tells me leaf fans made this video! :P

  • LOL This is awesome! 

  • Ah, gotta love the Quebecois~ MUCH LOVE FROM YOUR FAMILY TOO FAR TO THE WEST! I can't wait to move to your Province!

  • Hysterical!

  • I've never eaten French fries with cheese, but I'm sure they're pretty good. :) I hear Quebec is basically the sex capital of Canada. NICE! Club Super Sexe? Gotta put that down on my Canadian trip itinerary.

  • To be fair, watching the hockey game while doing it doggy style DOES sound pretty fun!

    Ah, I see! It's spelled May West

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  • The thing I really hate about Canadians is that they blindly vote for the republicans and don't even have the slightest clue why. It's like they don't even know anything about politics.

    Haven't you canadians been watching what happened in the US under conservatives government? Then in two years you're gonna whine about how the government that YOU elected handles everything wrong.

  • @EvilLuisito Uh, you do realize that Canada's Conservative party is more liberal then the US Democratic Party right? Canada's federal parties (only 3, yes!) are basically Conservative who are Progressive, Liberals and Social-Democrats, that's a hell of a lot better then Ultra Conservatives and slightly less Conservatives like in the states.

  • @dave19941000 You do realize that were talking about Stephen Harper and his dumb ideologicals right? Tell me what does Harper plan on doing for Canada except burn our money in military, poison the environment and not care about education, health and the middle working class?

  • I feel sorry for people who aren't Canadian

  • @Frostykitty100

    You're a moron. Most English speaking Canadians like the French speaking Canadians. We have had our differences in the past this is very true. But we are getting finally starting to move past that as understanding and Multiculturalism grows and spreads across Canada. We'll for most of us anyhow.

  • "World's largest producer of maple syrup!" Lmao

  • @Frostykitty100 that's an incredibly stupid and overarching statement

  • He goes to church??? Lol! Is there REALLY anyone as free-spirited as him that wastes time in church? o.O

  • @whoo689 If he's a Quebecer, then yes.

  • Lol "I'm sure they all have nice teeth."

    Thumbs up if you had to look up or figure out almost HALF the terms he referred to, esp. ones like "Abitibi-Telescamain" or whatever (apparently some weird region in Quebec). I thought at first he said "In a BTB" something, like talking about a movie company in Quebec.

  • What did he say at the end?

  • change "french" for any other "not white" race and boom! criminal lawsuit... haaa it's sooo nice to live in our united Canada!

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  • LOL. In most other Canadian provinces, convenience stores CAN'T sell liquor??? WTF. And I thought MY country was conservative. You can get beer at almost ANY convenience store (at least in all but a handful of states).

  • So... like, does Quebec have really lax traffic regulations or something?? What the hell did he mean by "I can go right through it!"? Surely you can't LEGALLY drive past a red light there?

  • @whoo689 No, you can't, but, we do.

  • @whoo689 In Quebec, especially Montreal, road law isn't really "law", more "mild suggestion... if you're so inclined".

  • @duduzardoz So THAT's how you spell it?? Now I can fucking google that term. "Depanneur" eh?

  • Some Canadian people are so unsure of themselves they have to bash this little piece of humor! Yep, in some ways, Canada is a small country!

  • the french come to canada and beat the indians--the british come over and beat the french--move on!

  • no it's why we love Quebec

  • Wow wow. Why are people always bringing up events that happened 400 years ago when they talk about Quebec ? Stop that seriously. We don't even talk the same dialect, our culture is totally unique ergo WE'RE NOT SOME FRENCH PEOPLE THAT WERE ABANDONED AND ARE STILL CRYING OVER THAT !! We're a proud people so .. yeah. That was my point

  • @homocanada France surrendered Canada to England  And Canada means big village in a native language!

  • Viewing this video by anyone who does not posess a sense of humour could be hazardous to your health.Side effects may include,but not limited to,a sudden rise in blood pressure,heart arythmia,stroke,unsurpressed rage,Quebec nationalism,road rage,excessive consumption of beer and/or alcohol,covering yourself in blue and white Fleur De Lis,increased sexual activity bordering on nymphomania, and a distinct french accent. View at your own discretion.

  • @Frostykitty100 aille le square head, go on a SLUTWALK frostyshitty you stupid canadian bitch!

  • @Frostykitty100 Lol...umm..dare I ask why?

  • @USAdude30 québec is full of natural resources, we are in the top 10 mining producers in the world, we export 69% goods to america, we have one of the largest freshwater réservoirs in the world which is a large source for hydroelectrics, we have the best universities in "canada", the best research and development in "canada".

    its just that the canadian shit heads like to stereotype us like we're the idiots when we are smarter in science and technology AND speak two languages. it's jealousy

  • @homocanada Yes I understand that,lighten up a bit bro. I'm not attacking you folks in Quebec here,you are good people. I haven't had a Canadian say anything bad about Quebec to me.We Americans have been sold out if you haven't noticed,so count your blessings you were born where you were,we are heading into some serious unknown territory here in the states and it's about to get pretty sporty down here,not in a good way...Peace

  • Lol.....Funny video bud but I like Canada more than France,fact is I like Canadians in general period and am one American who is very glad they are my neighbors.

  • i wish all those french trouble makers would move to France and stay there.Always whining about something!!

  • @Frostykitty100

    I'm going to assume Quebec is Canada's version of Southern California?

    (Ex. Extremely different people with a culture that doesn't fit with the rest of the country)

    Judging by what most Canadians on youtube say about the French, they appear to be disliked.

  • @crush40fan101 quebec is the renaissance of canada. we invented everything canada takes credit for. we are the original country here, what new france was meant to be until the british named it homo canada (ugly and stupid name that everybody laughs at). america please when you invade canada dont hit quebec or acadia we will help you fuck them up anyday :D

  • @homocanada Renaissance of Canada... I like that: The part of Canada that's stuck in the past, and always behind the times. Sounds about right.

  • @jmthetank quebec has the best universities in "canada", nuff said bieber faggot

  • @homocanada Oh, yes. Because everyone is clamoring to enroll in Quebec. Why, Quebec universities are right up there with Harvard, and Oxford...

    Who cares that Ontario universities have higher enrollment, and that Albertan universities are used for neurological training world wide...

  • @crush40fan101 nah were not disliked most of canada actually likes us, they find us funny. youtube is just full of haters that would like us to seperate but when the time actually came for us to pass a vote to seperate most of canada voted no so if we are disliked then we would presently be a country

  • Lmaoooo this is tooo funny :)

    It's just a joke guys; take a chill pill eh

  • People can't seem to get a joke. :)

  • I think this is hilarious! LOL

  • Thank God not all Quebecois are like this. These people are the ones who give Quebec a bad name.

  • @jessi161994 You do know this is a joke making fun of the stereotypical Quebecois, right?

  • That is soooo what I think of them québécois, lol JK I'm albertan, I'm not that dumb.

  • I'd like to line up every frog and boot them in the ass

  • Est-ce du Quebec bashing?

  • @Tatoearashiga there are French Canadians and English Canadians, the French where in Canada first and the English took over and obviously the French don't like the English Canadians,