Cant understand a fuckin thing that mumbler in the house is saying, right up until "if you call again ill call the police" someone provide a transcript?
is it just me or does the champ have a fake hand kingpin style!?! could be a proper tragic story: doug the bowling champ loses his hand, his bowling career and life over, he cant bear the sight of his trophy anymore so gives it to a charity shop, 25 yrs later he's just starting to get over it and move on with his life when suddenly some mentalist turns up at his door bringing back his trophy and all the horrific memories... no wonder he was pissed off!
after seeing this i found a golf trophy from 1980 at my local club from some old geezer in the area i was soo excited i looked up his name in the phone book, and found it!!! but when i call the number it had been changed or disconnected. :(
you might have throught you were the champ before..but then you were mean.....and now ive been mean...and now you know that im the champ....and now you know that im the champ,CHAMP
I love this so much, the ambient music in the destroy the trophy section is amazing. I also love the way Tom says, "but then you were mean, and now I've been mean." Wonderful skit.
Scarily enough, Tom is the sanest person in his videos, were do all these aggressive psychos come from? (why was he so angry at someone admiring him for being a bowling "champ" and wanting to take a picture with him?)
"Finally, they met an old Eskimo who told them that he had heard about some statues of silver and gold little men who were pitching little balls with their hands and seemed happy doing so. "Those sound like bowling trophies," one of the Logan brothers said to another Logan brother, who was standing there freezing in a snowstorm."
- *Willard and His Bowling Trophies. A Perverse Mystery* by Richard Brautigan (1975)
I dont know where you got all of your clips from but i have been looking for the one where he interviews an old couple. He talks about sodering and what exactly it means to soder. didn't know if you could help me out.
DOUG FUCK!!!!!
dkuciemba 7 months ago 3
Doug Funny
milkwad 7 months ago
the chad
rotolo 8 months ago
Cant understand a fuckin thing that mumbler in the house is saying, right up until "if you call again ill call the police" someone provide a transcript?
TheAmericanOriginal 8 months ago
The end reminds me a that little faggot with his own series on here, prolly a rip off a this.
hyetekphx 8 months ago in playlist TOM GREEN SHOW
That doug was a bastard, i would have thought that was awesome if someone bought one of my old trophys and wanted a picture....
avail447 8 months ago
Ahhhhhhh, this is too funny. I can't stop watching this. "The Champs Mean!!"
jbjindra 9 months ago
you know im the champ im the genie in the lamp
toddyfex 10 months ago
Doug Levy
ohrwurm 1 year ago
6 people don't repsect the champ!
highroller454 1 year ago
God, I miss tv like this.. Why.. WHY!?!?! Why did television broadcasting have to fall to shit?! Why is is so horrible now!? COME BACK TO US TOM!
lol
piprell90 1 year ago
is it just me or does the champ have a fake hand kingpin style!?! could be a proper tragic story: doug the bowling champ loses his hand, his bowling career and life over, he cant bear the sight of his trophy anymore so gives it to a charity shop, 25 yrs later he's just starting to get over it and move on with his life when suddenly some mentalist turns up at his door bringing back his trophy and all the horrific memories... no wonder he was pissed off!
ricjuk 1 year ago 4
@ricjuk I think that's a reach
Roggiedodgie 10 months ago
i love tom green
Clown5336 1 year ago
His name is Doug Fisher
hackleback 1 year ago
I love it!! Amazing!
mcnowski 1 year ago
WTF at the very end
klashmaster95 1 year ago
balls of steels lol !
romerol91 1 year ago
I got something on my new pants...
ArmyofUglyAnon 1 year ago 2
I hope Doug watches this..fucker
RENEDU2 1 year ago
this shit is awesome...he should do this type of stuff again.. the talk show thing is boring.. he needs to combine the two..
kickyourass777 1 year ago
Why are people so f*cking serious?!?!
rock3tcat 1 year ago 4
Tom Green is fat and unfunny these days...
i loved this shit when I was in school.
billybeanhat 1 year ago
Now u know im the champ, now u know im the champ!!!!
mrgetsoff83 1 year ago
Respond to this video...your the champ doug ur the champ...XO
mrgetsoff83 1 year ago
I met the guy funny as hell such a Soul!
SmASHpan89 1 year ago
ur the champ doug ur the champ....lol
mrgetsoff83 1 year ago
The champ's mean
OldeManJenkins 1 year ago
doug fuck? haha
zakzero123 1 year ago
@zakzero123 hahah i thought the same thing when i first watched this ages ago
XianBlackman 1 year ago
@zakzero123 doug "fuck"... no you dimwitted retard, they just censored the guys real last name you idiot!
pumphouse00 1 year ago
@pumphouse00 your really smart. i think you get the reward for today... the most narrowminded! great job!
zakzero123 1 year ago
That teaches them to leave their name on tacky furniture they give away.
donignacio2000 1 year ago
now i'm the champ
omgrapist 1 year ago 2
lol what the hell is that bit at the end
stewlil 2 years ago
Wish he would stalk me, that would be fun
azrial4421 2 years ago 3
this was great
jjpeterson1 2 years ago 2
Haha I miss him. Love this video
the10eyedtwolip 2 years ago 2
but he is the champ and this is his lamp
BomberMethod 2 years ago 3
so brilliant, i always see old trophies at good will too .......the champ was mean...u wanna see mean champ?
troy714oc 2 years ago
Love it!
Tom the STALKER LOL!
keijimuto 2 years ago
i thought i seen all the ottawa cable 10 episodes untill i seen this
MrYpres 2 years ago
genius
raunchbear 2 years ago 3
those people are never gonna give away to the sally ann again lol
shortymatt420 2 years ago 3
Lol, this is so funny who would think to do this
ckys765 2 years ago 3
haha i remember this show from way back in the day, funny stuff
aberrantdevelopment 2 years ago 3
thanks for the upload
blackmetalaske 2 years ago 2
And now you know that I'm the champ, champ.... I got something on my new pants <- hahahaha
ElectricSnakeHabits 2 years ago 6
hahahaha the end is awesome
tom green you legend
MasterExploderXXIV 2 years ago 3
LOL ill show you how to be a mean champ.
brokenseatbelt 2 years ago
classic
ShaneMullaney 2 years ago 2
a dopey towelhead cant bowl
rvhawkeye 2 years ago
the champ is a dope, get em tom
rvhawkeye 2 years ago
somthing on the new pants. xD
Gerchotazo 2 years ago 3
Amazing how defensive people get over the most trivial things. I'd be well up for randomly having my picture taken. It's just a bit of fun! =/
djleeroy85 2 years ago 8
fuck that champ guy fucking piece of shit its just a picture damn cunt
wlx456123 2 years ago 6
Tom Green is the champ.
DavidLynch007 3 years ago 32
This has been flagged as spam show
Omg Americans are so stupid just take a picture with they guy lol.
JordiFeyenoord 3 years ago
this is actually in canada..
ihmen 3 years ago 3
Yeah, dumbass. Tom Green is CANADIAN.
DavidLynch007 3 years ago 7
who gives a flock
rvhawkeye 2 years ago
flying flock
Assiman 2 years ago
I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK
Neekstarrr 2 years ago 2
do I ask you where you re going..?!
RENEDU2 1 year ago
Not only limitied to Americans, you idiot.
awesome220 2 years ago
Not only LIMITIED to Americans, you idiot.
HAHAHA priceless.
JordiFeyenoord 2 years ago
LIMITED, you idiot.
awesome220 2 years ago
Hahahhaha sooo stupid.
You said limitied you fucking retard.
JordiFeyenoord 2 years ago
Where?
awesome220 2 years ago
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wow your really stupid
bluey0089 2 years ago
I did not make any mistake. Youc an't point that oout to me.
awesome220 2 years ago
after seeing this i found a golf trophy from 1980 at my local club from some old geezer in the area i was soo excited i looked up his name in the phone book, and found it!!! but when i call the number it had been changed or disconnected. :(
Joefonzgoldenarms 3 years ago 3
60 watt lightbulb in dat bs!
afro66GMK 3 years ago 2
they turned the trophy into a lamp... damn people r F** stupid.
porchematt22 3 years ago
Can't that bowling guy speak English, or is he just drunk?
DominicMetal1979 3 years ago
he looks like he is on durgs
Aaronfarley474747 3 years ago
It seems the champ lost his bowling arm, ouch.
winxniw 3 years ago 2
see people forget tom actually did some funny stuff
plaidchuck 3 years ago
he did A LOT of funny stuff
supasole72 3 years ago 4
"The champs mean...." hahahahaah!!!
OptimusHide 3 years ago 31
you might have throught you were the champ before..but then you were mean.....and now ive been mean...and now you know that im the champ....and now you know that im the champ,CHAMP
WebSurfer30 3 years ago 2
he got a lamp as a trophy?LOLROFLLMAO!!!
WebSurfer30 3 years ago 3
I love this so much, the ambient music in the destroy the trophy section is amazing. I also love the way Tom says, "but then you were mean, and now I've been mean." Wonderful skit.
4lph4num3r1sm 3 years ago 6
Westpac Arena, Christchurch
chillimuscles 3 years ago
so funny hahahaha
uycheporq 3 years ago
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5.7.C (recovered from being drunk)
57C57C 3 years ago
lol it's funny how people give tom exactly what he wants (meaning that they get pissed)
martialist 3 years ago 4
the cahmp musta been freaked out lmao
musicisgood4u1818 3 years ago
Scarily enough, Tom is the sanest person in his videos, were do all these aggressive psychos come from? (why was he so angry at someone admiring him for being a bowling "champ" and wanting to take a picture with him?)
wisteinchafen 3 years ago 7
I bet The Champ cheated to win that trophy
Leftfootbeats 3 years ago 6
"Finally, they met an old Eskimo who told them that he had heard about some statues of silver and gold little men who were pitching little balls with their hands and seemed happy doing so. "Those sound like bowling trophies," one of the Logan brothers said to another Logan brother, who was standing there freezing in a snowstorm."
- *Willard and His Bowling Trophies. A Perverse Mystery* by Richard Brautigan (1975)
algienost 3 years ago
hahaha i remember when this epsidoe aired on mtv.
ToxicWaltz 3 years ago
the best part is when Tom has the revelation
"...the champ's mean."
jiggyy 4 years ago
the champ was really mean. he deserved what he got.
jbf407 4 years ago 6
Doug (Bleep) lamo
cubchamps0708 4 years ago 6
I laugh at that no matter how many times I watch this.
silverking5820 3 years ago 8
dude tht guy was being a dik to tom... all he wanted was a freekin picture lol
Superb677 4 years ago 2
Broomballwilson, you are my HERO. This is pretty much the most hilarious thing I'd ever seen. Takes me right back to 1998. :D
BaronvonCase 4 years ago 4
Make sure you check out the other Tom Green clips I've posted...I personally think they're all among his best
Broomballwilson 4 years ago
I dont know where you got all of your clips from but i have been looking for the one where he interviews an old couple. He talks about sodering and what exactly it means to soder. didn't know if you could help me out.
jnz4 4 years ago
@Broomballwilson I personally think Tom Green is the best.
He is in a league of his own and will be remembered as one of the greats!
ontariobuds 9 months ago