Naru:dammit Neji i'm gonna be the hokage someday i can't let you stand in my way Nej: Dude omg are you like EVER gonna shut up about becomin the Hokage! Naru: Well i don't mention it that much *Flashback* Naru: Iruka sensei i'm gonna become the hokage! Naru: My dream is to be the hokage Naru: Haku i have to beat u because i'm gonna be the hokage Naru: Hey Sasuke i wanna be the hokage Naru: Hokage, Hokage,Hokage LMAO XD So true he does say that a little bit to much lol
i forget who it is, but the person in the chunnin exams, the one that coughs a lot, doesnt he remind u of Dr. Phil?!?!?! just his voice, but anyway...
what do you get for winning ... absolutly nothing.... WELL THAT'S RETARDED fine... you al gonna have a date with sakura HEEEEY he ask if we WIN Aaa than you get too punch sakura OW WELL HEEY WAIT A MINUTE WHAHAH xd so what do you have i have.... KAGE BUSHIN NO JUSTSU oke.. and like what else uhm.... MORE KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU xd and.. yeah i got nothing XD DAMMIT neji im gonna be hokage someday i can't let you stand in my way DUDE OMG ARE YOU EVER GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT BECOMING THE HOKAGe
@NarutoUzumaki0095 Dude I checked out the book from the library that has that part in it, and it's STILL a swastika! I LOLed and was thinking "DUDE! It's an X"
@superuriel312 u ever heard of the holacaust ..if im right.... its the nazi symbol im pretty sure we r doing the halucaust so...... ya im positive its that yes it is
In the original Japanese MANGA, Neji's mark was a swastika, in both the dub and original anime, it's an X and in the North-American manga, it's also an X. Just to clear things up.
I'm not 100% sure because I borrowed it from a friend, but that's the only graphic novel I've read the official release for. I thought it was still a swastika. (Hooray for fan scans!) Which would make it the same kanji as the "ban" in "Bankai" from Bleach.
oh not to be an idiot but garra isnt the kazekage's grandson. he is the kazekages SON. so i just wantesd to make it clear that garra of the funk is the son of the kazekage.
the swastica stans fdor peace accually, the monks made teddy bares with swasticas on them, and they got arrested, but then they found out they accually stoof for peace, they let them go, hitler just used it for his own needs,
the nazi swastica don't stand for peace, its been rotated and fliped for hitlers needs, the buddhist swastica is for peace (the one not rotated or flipped)
Duuuuude... It's an X...
TheWeasleytwinlover 3 weeks ago
1:37 Life of Brian?
1bassley 1 month ago
Hokage: He attacked during a flashback.. he can't become the Hokage that way! he's just fine as a Genin
Naruto: DAMN YOU OLD MAN!!
lmao XD
Akatsukilover011 1 month ago
Neji the suffer dude cause he sounds like a suffer dude
sisteruchiha100 2 months ago
"Dude...Most heinous!!" XD
Anathar88 2 months ago
BUY-AH-Q-GAWN!
1XxPrettyGirlxX2 5 months ago in playlist naruto abridged
BIAKYUGAWN!
Ewww...That's really nasty...you have like...eye veins sticking out! Ewwww....
LoveEggNog 6 months ago
Neji: Fine, what attacks do you have?
Naruto: I have this! Kage Bushin no Jutsu!
Neji:...and?
*time warp*
Naruto: Choodama Rasengan!
Neji: Oh crap...
BanJoKazoowi 6 months ago in playlist Naruto Abridged (MasakoX and Vegeta3986)
Well the next match is kankuro vs shino
I give up
Are you fucking kidding me was there even a point in this napkin
Lol
ILoveGaara1000 6 months ago
"ok now to tell you who you fightin'"
"Where's the computer?"
"F*** the Computer! we usin' this napkin i keep in my shirt" XD
SoulXMaka4242564 6 months ago in playlist NTAS 3
bye-ack-Q-gone! lol XD
narutojasmine 6 months ago
i know where the game clips come from its from the game naruto ultimate ninja for playstation
magnolia95YOiROCK 6 months ago
BAIAKIUUGÄÄN! XD
MsDarkstar95 7 months ago
101shonenjumpfreak 7 months ago 3
mewst hainess!!
nopo246 7 months ago
FUCK THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!lLMAO
TheWickedninjadiablo 7 months ago
he said hokage 6 times lol :]
snow9211 7 months ago
lml
"well then the next match is kankuro vs shino"
"i give up"
*ARE YOU F**KIN KIDDING ME!?!?WAS THERE EVEN A POINT IN THIS NAPKIN!?"
xDD
LovesMailJeevas 7 months ago
Why do people dislike this?
Noobishmoney 7 months ago
It because naruto left the village before he can become one so it makes him a ginen still
Fatdollarz 7 months ago
I still don't get why naruto didn't become a chuunin in the real series
weirdbooklover 8 months ago
-Hello hokaaage !
-Oh, hello orochimaru.
- WHAT ??! I'm not Orochimaru. I am... the kazekage.
-Suuure you aaaare !
JorksBinqsjon 8 months ago
"F*** da computah, we're usin' dis napkin Ah keep in mah shirt!"
theMaddPurpleFly 9 months ago
DAMN U KONOHAMARU!! -gets chased by bulls- DX
shyhinata1997 10 months ago
"Where in the hell did you get a program?"
beatlemaniac11509 10 months ago
damn u konhamaru
fuck the computer
can I get some sand o here thanks o god thats way to much
chibisasuke10 10 months ago
damn u konhamaru
chibisasuke10 10 months ago
lol naruto says eww funny
MegaMultidark 10 months ago
Watching 12 year old kill each other it does not got any better than this XD
KeyBladeProdigy 10 months ago
Moar Kage Bushin no Jutsu!
AxelWedstar411 10 months ago
"He took a vacation to the island of shut the hell up!" XD
IcestormFrozenfang 10 months ago
Bwaha...
"F**k the cohmputer, we're gonna use this nap-kyin Ah keep in mah shirt!"
Win.
KakashiRox900 10 months ago 4
His napkin.! xD
SnowandRavens 11 months ago
where in the he'll did you get a program?!
Limegirl328 11 months ago 11
The PS2 Ultimate Ninja games were the best out of all of the Naruto games.
pixiefairy10 1 year ago 5
i have that game :D
Alexthewildone 1 year ago
lol fck the computer
Soulkirby7 1 year ago
Third Hokage:"OH BOY, WATCHING 12 YEAR OLDS KILL EACH OTHER. IT JUST DONT GET ANY BETTER THEN THIS!"
horrormoviefan20 1 year ago 30
son of the kazakage
mikhaildennis 1 year ago
Dude it's an x
tiptoetomtom 1 year ago
Where in the hell did you get a program?!
RagoDN2 1 year ago 5
Orochimaru: I can't wait to kill you
The third: You said something?
Orochimaru: Er.. I said:.. um.. I can't wait to NOT kill you.
The trird: Aww, well thank you. That's sweet.
pletchip 1 year ago
Bye Ya Q Gan!!!!!
paulisundead 1 year ago
4:10 Naruto used dig
Douloug 1 year ago 3
Hokage: He Attacked during a flashback. he cant become the Hokage that way. He's Just fine as a Genin.
Naruto: Damn You Old Man!
lol sucks to have that happen
ImpureWorld 1 year ago 5
those 15 people were the ones waiting to use the little HoKage's room....(yes ik that there is only 1 HoKage....i dont think they did...)
pearlu1234 1 year ago
i forget who it is, but the person in the chunnin exams, the one that coughs a lot, doesnt he remind u of Dr. Phil?!?!?! just his voice, but anyway...
pearlu1234 1 year ago
"Hang on, I have to go to the little Hokage's room" ^-^
UruhaXKai 1 year ago 5
OMG that's what i thought when i first saw this episode!! "i knew Neji was a Nazi!"
Utauluver12345 1 year ago
F*ck the com-pyu-tuh. We're usin' this napkin I keep in mah shurt.
GymkhanaFun 1 year ago
"Where in the HELL did you get a program?" hilarious
smsjogren1 1 year ago
Hokage: Lets make him a Chunnin!
Orochimaru (or Steve or the Kazekage): I cant wait to kill you.
Hokage: You say something?
Orochimaru: Eh, i said...i cant wait to...NOT kill you...
Hokage: Well thank you, thats sweet
patoelbuenoss 1 year ago 4
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sam77yy 1 year ago
He took a vacation to the land of shut the h#!! up!
Shadowblade1955 1 year ago
@Shadowblade1955 's reply to : He took a vacation to the island of Shut the Hell up!
Naruto: Wow! A lot of people must go there! I get postcards from there all the time!
HarukoZ 1 year ago 3
lol snore
FoxRider107 1 year ago
Rock Punch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22ichigokurasaki22 1 year ago
Love Neji's voice in this abridged series, and his voice in Shippuuden abridged (the one where he has a Scottish accent).
worldends08 1 year ago
I'll take 3!! Do you have peanuts?
waterflowing2 1 year ago
ewww he got like eye veins coming out hahahahah
leenaju 1 year ago
ok if you win you get a date with sakura
i said if we win
hot4anime1 1 year ago
what do you get for winning ... absolutly nothing.... WELL THAT'S RETARDED fine... you al gonna have a date with sakura HEEEEY he ask if we WIN Aaa than you get too punch sakura OW WELL HEEY WAIT A MINUTE WHAHAH xd so what do you have i have.... KAGE BUSHIN NO JUSTSU oke.. and like what else uhm.... MORE KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU xd and.. yeah i got nothing XD DAMMIT neji im gonna be hokage someday i can't let you stand in my way DUDE OMG ARE YOU EVER GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT BECOMING THE HOKAGe
lizsjchan 1 year ago
dudde its an X
THEDRAGO115 1 year ago
i soo wish that was nejis dubbed voice!
penny3852 1 year ago
no, it's a symbol that represents peace. not a swastika! usually used by monks, it's not a swastika like most ignorant americans believe it to be.
0takuN64 1 year ago
My fave part = 1:24-1:35.
sftballgrl101 1 year ago
"But, um, what if we die when we lose and you were gonna make us Chunins?"
"Well, then youre SOL(Shyt Outta Luck), arent ya?"
LOL! Bogus...
RogueSparkZX 1 year ago 2
i cant wait to not kill you
thegoldenvulpix 1 year ago
WENT TO THE ISLAND OF SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
F**K THE COMPUTER
ROCK PUNCH!!! dude most hanious
WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET A PROGRAM XD
Hahaha
dude its an x
angrykitty12 1 year ago 4
lol @1:28
TheShadowdb 1 year ago
naruto didn't atack during a flashback he atacked right after the flashback. BEVLIEVE IT!
coolvids1245 1 year ago
"He took a vacation to the island of SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"Wow! A lot of people must go there. I get postcards from there all the time."
"Hey where's that Dosu guy I'm supposed to fight?"
"....Time share with Hayate."
DudeWeFail942 1 year ago 21
dude no, it's an X
But in the original japanese...
Dude, it's an X
RandomizedMonkeys 1 year ago
the part with dozu was funny as hell
JDA0429 1 year ago
love the neji voice.(:
BY ACH UU GANN
rupertfan27 1 year ago
F*ck the computer ! :D
Bielak999 1 year ago
Shikamaru's IQ is actually 200. BELIEVE IT!
SakuraKiss95 1 year ago
Naruto: Where's the computer. other guy: (bleep) the computer.
GokuZSuper 1 year ago 4
Wt is naruto abridged?
MEOWCI 1 year ago
hey where the little dude go boom rock punch funny
gogeta3366 1 year ago
lol eye vains >;D
pinkmuffinable 1 year ago
Where the hell did you get a program?!?!?XD
Stevo1129 1 year ago 6
i love the napkin!!!!!
azulbluekool10 1 year ago 6
HOKAGE, HOKAGE, HOKAGE! xDD
Extuder 1 year ago 2
wat with the loud screaching noices
Mattoftheshadow 1 year ago
"Dude, it's an X... FOR XTREME!!"
imstheFaTKid 1 year ago 7
@imstheFaTKid no way, the X is for XCELLENT!! (guitar solo)
tendoking48 1 year ago 6
Hey Garra I ran out of Kitty Litty can I borrow some of your sand?
Sure.
OH GOD THAT'S WAY TO MUCH!
DarkShadow426 2 years ago 176
I thought Gaara was the son of the Kazekage, not the grandson?
VideoVamperGirl 2 years ago 8
he is, and he makes fun of people like u who point that out in the next episode :P
sprklshine5 1 year ago
lol i have to go to the little hokage room
martietherocker 2 years ago 4
hiruzen:oh hello orochimaru
o:what?no i am the kazekage
hiruzen:sure you are
xD
kiteto100 2 years ago 3
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dude, It's an X
xBloodRedSandmanx 2 years ago 3
"What? No, that's just how he sleeps!" xD
Superchickrocks 2 years ago 5
"you have a swastika on yor forehead" "No dude, It's an X" "but in the origional japanes.." "dude, It's an X"
NarutoUzumaki0095 2 years ago 125
@NarutoUzumaki0095 Dude I checked out the book from the library that has that part in it, and it's STILL a swastika! I LOLed and was thinking "DUDE! It's an X"
Searain994 1 year ago
@NarutoUzumaki0095 its a proper swastika though. lol it was originally some sign for peace. the nazis turned it backwards
cruelangel7 1 year ago
@NarutoUzumaki0095 wats swastika
superuriel312 1 year ago
@superuriel312 u ever heard of the holacaust ..if im right.... its the nazi symbol im pretty sure we r doing the halucaust so...... ya im positive its that yes it is
itachiuchiha263 1 year ago
@superuriel312 o_O
I don't know how to insult you for this one...Damn....
AFIrock13 1 year ago
lmao kitty litty
xxfoxyno1xx 2 years ago
lol 3:24 to 3:43 supa funny
mrhitty 2 years ago
LMAO kitty litter
6insane6girl6 2 years ago
1:28-1:35 fucking funny
hunk123459 2 years ago
LOL he took a vacation to the island of SHUT THE HELL UP!. lol lol
runebladez999 2 years ago 6
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BI-YA-Q-GUN!!! xD
DeadHeadlessBody 2 years ago 2
most anus.
KoolkiddProductions 2 years ago
um.... it's 'heinous'... -_-
cousinmary1595daisy 2 years ago 2
"I can't wait to kill you!"
"Huh, you say something?"
"Um, I mean...I can't wait to NOT kill you!"
juniormcrfan 2 years ago 8
best line xD
TajiriOli 2 years ago
You damn skippy! Haha I know I loved that. <3
juniormcrfan 2 years ago
Neji:Dude Its A X
Naruto:But in the bla bla bla...........
Neji:Its a X
Liamthegod1 2 years ago 4
hahahah i was playing ultimate ninja when i was watchin this!
blazilfrazil2 2 years ago 4
Gendo:"he took a vacation to the island of shut the h**l up!"
Naruto:" wow alot of people must go there, i g et post cards from there all the time!"
haha priceless! :D
maukuracutie 2 years ago 7
bayakugan.......again
NarutoDragon15 2 years ago 4
"dude, it's an X" lol love it
randomsnakapus 2 years ago 4
actually it was narutos flash back so yeah
Gohan1819 2 years ago 2
wow, 666 ratings so far, hope this doesn't kill me or something lol
vidwiz37 2 years ago
wow more clones
MrLindafofana 2 years ago 2
i love this abriged its awnsome
MrLindafofana 2 years ago 2
He attack after the flash back not during the flash back
somosraza 2 years ago
DUDE, its an x.LOL
MegaAnimechannel 2 years ago 8
lol Hokage:he attacked during a flashback,he cant be a hokage doing thant,besides hes just fine as a genin
Naruto:DAMN YOU OLD MAN
sasukeuchiha3986 2 years ago 5
Dosu: Hey Gaara. I need some kity litter. Can I barrow some sand?
Gaara: Sure. Here. (Loud rushing sound)
Dosu: Oh why tha-OH GOD THAT'S WAY TO MUCH!
enragedmenace 2 years ago 12
Guy (cant bother with name): You can i have a date with Sakura.
Sakura: HEY
Shikamaru: he asked if we WIN
Guy: Oh then you get to punch Sakura
XDD GOOD JOB
Fangirl3890 2 years ago 8
o.o xDDD lmao
deidarasgrrrl 2 years ago
@Fangirl3890 lol when i was reading this it happened
narutoandsonicfan1 2 years ago
omg its the running of the BEEF!!!!
Lives2DieAgain 2 years ago
funnny parts from neji v naruto:
1. more kage bushin no jutsu
2. bya-q-gan
3.the naruto ultimate ninja 2 part
4.rrock punch
5.ya-q-gan agen
i luv this part
6.most anus
animefreak0org0lol 2 years ago 4
@animefreak0org0lol it's most Heinous, not Anus....
mewmewNilla66 2 years ago
Where in the hell did you get a PROgram?
RagoDN 2 years ago
I believe the swastika is in manga 103
waabaakii 2 years ago
dude most heinous
Sneezlebob 2 years ago
wait i need the little hokages room
darkness81287 2 years ago
what video game was that?
NinjaFox97 2 years ago
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naruto ultimate ninja
Kr90000 2 years ago
DAMN YOU OLD MAN!!!
lol gets me every time
lightalcemist 2 years ago
heh heh...moo ^^
Daysiidacnomania 2 years ago
OH Boy! 12 year old killing each other! It doesn't get better than this LOL XDDD
sherm123mel 2 years ago 2
BI-YA-Q-GUN
dandynood 2 years ago 2
In the original Japanese MANGA, Neji's mark was a swastika, in both the dub and original anime, it's an X and in the North-American manga, it's also an X. Just to clear things up.
Shikamaru1248 2 years ago 3
I'm not 100% sure because I borrowed it from a friend, but that's the only graphic novel I've read the official release for. I thought it was still a swastika. (Hooray for fan scans!) Which would make it the same kanji as the "ban" in "Bankai" from Bleach.
veestormcourage 2 years ago
omg i love how that random guy said "Uchiha" when he was reading the pamphlet thing, it makes me laugh everytime xD
xokataangxo 2 years ago
I said umm....I can't wait to...NOT kill you!
=D
iiCitrusNinja 2 years ago
LOGGED!!!!!!!!!!!
Frosty56798 2 years ago
WHere is the computer?
F**k the computer!
Mr9vampire9 2 years ago 6
Dude...it's an x. xD lol
Xionslove 2 years ago
dosu: hey gaara can i need some kitty litter can i borrow some sand?
gaara: sure here
dosu: wow thanks.. o god thats way too much
lol that made my laugh so much
uzamakii128 2 years ago
Hokage: He attacked during a flashback, he can't become the hokage that way. He's just fine as a genin.
Naruto: Damn you old man!
lol. :3
RandomRainbowx 2 years ago 5
omg don't start with nazi hitler jew and racist on a naruto abridge! OMG DON'T!!
ghost123147 2 years ago
lolz haha
BeyondBirthday512 2 years ago 6
2:42 what does he want up his asshole 0____o
potterspuppetpal 2 years ago 4
Dude, it's an x.
darkfire158 2 years ago 6
what? no swastica jokes?
what are you talking about?
about the swastica on nejis forehead
dude..its an X
but in the original japanese mange...
Dude....
Its an X
mirokumasta 2 years ago 8
what is the name of the intro song can some one tell me plz?
topladtootill 2 years ago
fighting dreamers
mirokumasta 2 years ago
no... Re:member by flow >.>
SSJ4000JalinFalcon 2 years ago 3
Hokage: Oh boy watching 12 years old killing eachother it just dont get me better then this!
Orochimaru (kazakage) : Hallo Hokage
Hokage: Ohh hey Orochimaru
Orochimaru (kazakage): What. no i am the Kazakage!
Hokage : surreee you are
xD xD X) :P
sinan0s 2 years ago 4
BAI-A-KYU-GAN xD luv the way he says dat!!!
sakuramanganime 2 years ago 2
oh not to be an idiot but garra isnt the kazekage's grandson. he is the kazekages SON. so i just wantesd to make it clear that garra of the funk is the son of the kazekage.
randomvidwatcherdude 2 years ago
*strobe lights*
Gaara Of the Funk
Tenkagethewise 2 years ago 5
nch-nch-nch-nch-nch-nch-nch-nch-nc
mirokumasta 2 years ago 4
BEEYAKOOGENNNN~!
WolframlovesAlford 2 years ago 3
Dude..its an X...
DeotayDeity 2 years ago 7
Are you fucking kidding me! lol
disedoo06 2 years ago
DAMN YOU OLD MAN!!!
fuzzet126 2 years ago 5
the swastica stans fdor peace accually, the monks made teddy bares with swasticas on them, and they got arrested, but then they found out they accually stoof for peace, they let them go, hitler just used it for his own needs,
mirokumasta 2 years ago
the nazi swastica don't stand for peace, its been rotated and fliped for hitlers needs, the buddhist swastica is for peace (the one not rotated or flipped)
sandrock50 2 years ago
finally someone who understands
Tenkagethewise 2 years ago
It's hindu not buddihst and why are you talking about this on a naruto abrigded video.
Numenorean921 2 years ago
cuz negi originally has a swastica like seal on his forehead but they replaced it with an X apparently
sandrock50 2 years ago
naruto: rock punch
neji: ohh most hanes
hokage: he attacked during a flash back he just fine has a genin
Joc4prez 2 years ago 3