George Carlin "Cats and Dogs"

[LegendaryElliot]

Cats > Dogs. BD

[futbolfever90]

What'sthatnotmefuckthati'macat­.

[JudasAngel666]

Is this "At Carnagie Hall"?

[dahMusicDude]

@JudasAngel666 yeeaaAAAAEAAaaeaas IT IS.

[emperorSG]

"try to make the window from the lamp" LOL

[annanasskop]

8 people were attacked by a cute little kitty cat

[Davidsnumberonefan1]

No one could do it like George, "its just a bunch of shit stickin out his head"

[Bradbssargdons]

Isnt he a cute little HOLY SHIT HOW'D HE DO THAT!?!?!? hahahahah

[TheMrRetnuh]

this sucks hitlers ball

jk that was funnnny

[davidkowalski11]

It's also the fact that cats have slit pupils, it's almost reptilian.

3:25 LET'S DROWN HIM!-my thoughts exactly, I HATE cats.

Do you know that Hitler had only one ball?

[skybreak07]

aaaah ahahahaha....When i was like 5,my dad showed me this,I almost wet myself from laughing so hard

[carlinsaves]

This is one my favorite Carlin skits. I'm a huge animal lover and I find them all super hilarious, especially cats and dogs. You ever see them interact with eachother? So cute and funny lol.

[broalonzo]

Hey! If I could reach, I'd never leave the house!

[EasyExpertVillage]

7 people pressed the ass button

[shonnaleehale112809]

what's that? fuck that! not me, im a cat. something break? ask the dog.

[steviezace]

FUCING NEOW

[NoisyNinjaSC2]

I have an idea. Why don't we give God Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and anyone else that society seems to hate in exchange for George Carlin?

[YouthEnergy]

Seven people own a hamster.

[wickedjesterboi]

6:06 isnt he a cute little HOLY SHIT!!!!

[SovietRei]

"Aw look, he's playing with the mouse!"

"BULLSHIT! Mouse doesn't feel that way!"

[DeathnoteBB]

@SovietRei If I said something like that my mom would just call me on arguing. "It's just playing with a mouse." "Um, I think you mean it's trying to kill it."

[orange7blue]

F*cking meow!

[vault13le]

Thank you George R.I.P

[jdrum12]

genius

[The4thGuy]

0:42

[SonicThunderBYG]

George looks like Jackie Earl Haley here.

[only4fuzzy1]

"oh, daddy...please daddy...one...more...treat" xD that's awesome

[Draeka]

LET'S DROWN HIM! rofl

[TheFurryHero]

FKN MEOW.

[brisingerx]

Perfect segue: "Little kitty cat, goddamn kitty cat. You realize Hitler only had one ball?"

[hgpmariac1]

Cause they got eyebrows!

[hgpmariac1]

The dog is licking his bslls!!!!

[foggylegend]

One day old and they looking for some shit...

[x1xNoisEx1x]

kitty kitty, ein't he cute? cat, kitty cat, he's so cute let's DROOOOOOOWNN HIIIM xD

[FenrirAlucard]

Fuckin meow!! FUCKIN MEOW!

[Helltress72]

Cats got a bunch of sh*t sticking out of their heads! roflmao!..Look Honey isn't he cute let's get his head fixed so he stays like that.rofl

[farrsc7]

the best comedian ever lived.



[dolphinspray19]

@farrsc7 you got that right!

[wakniss]

god take fox news, cnn, msnbc. but give us carlin back

[DocSicnarf]

Look at the size of that rug. That is nonsense.

[p1mpmastamike]

Fucking meow.... Fucking meow!!!

[lordbooty]

Kitty Cat. Isn't he cute look at the kitty cat. LET'S DROWWWWWN HIM!!!

[XxUndeadBreadxX]

LETS DROWN HIM!!!!!! LOL

R.I.P Man

[dolphinspray19]

@XxUndeadBreadxX my dad got an autograph from George Carlin and I will treasure it always.

[LithuanianGuitar]

"Bullshit! Mouse doesn't feel that way!"

[WOW9521]

George Carlin is so true about both cats and dogs. I was petting a friend's cat who got de-clawed, but she was still looking for some shit. So, she bit me in the palm of my hand. God bless George Carlin for telling us the truth in every bit of comedy you did!

[DeathnoteBB]

@WOW9521 She was probably mad you took her fingernails off :/ I love their justifications for that stuff, "Oh it doesn't hurt them." bitch please, not having fingernails wouldn't hurt a human but I sure as hell want them.

[DeathnoteBB]

@WOW9521 well not YOU, it was a freinds cat, but still.

[Miroshinen]

My cat knocked over our Christmas Tree and just walked away. She rode the tree down and just walked away.

[ROUsaurus]

George Carlin, the God that existed, and will always exist in our souls!

[damonpulse]

seriously, whenever George says something, (that's usually true) I say, "it's true!"

[srivatsan1985]

"Hey If i could reach, i will never leave the house!" Knowing george, i entirely believe it!

[bWildcat1]

And u look down and u realize that the DOG IS LICKING HIS BALLS! WAAHAHAAAH! IF I COULD REACH I'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!

[HowieP]

Isn't he cute, the kitty cat. LET'S DROWN HIM!!! LMAO!! XD

[bloodyfartbubble]

animals and George Carlin rule!

[danysaschaja]

We got 2 cats and 255 dogs.

[KDR466]

seriously, how can 2 people not think this dude is hilarious

[danysaschaja]

@KDR466 'cause they're cats. :P

[JBalmoreS]

Took my blues away! :D

[italiamom]

look at the kitty cat lets drown him..... oh george i miss u.. rip

[TashaRichardsonFan]

*Please daddy, one more treat* LOL

[TachiSilver]

Okay wow it took me WAYYYYYY too long to get that last joke. I've seen this so many times but only now did it click.

[darkmachete]

"I don't even know what it IS and I don't like it!" Love the way he says that! :D

[winterangel229543]

Isn't he so goddamn cute? LETS DROOOOOWNNN HIM!

[ewyndon]

IF i could reach, i would never leave the house! (too true)

[usernam4444]

Lookit the godddam lil kitty cat LETS DROWN HIM

[steviezace]

He's so right about all the sadness in the world is right in the eye's of a dog. I work in West palm Beach and there is a dog track up the street from my job. Thursday I pulled up next to a truck that transports the dogs to the track and I made eye contact with 1 of the the greyhounds and he looked so sad and I couldn't get that out of my head.

[jokerclownscar]

"like you pressed the ass button or something"

[jokerclownscar]

"they look like they know somethin' about your MUTHA"

[godlydrmr]

R.I.P.

[ZatoSama]

george was himself until the end... and we all loved him.... "cats dont have eyebrows... cats have a bunch of shit sticking out of their head"

[cyberzonie]

I saw him at the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas in the 80's......he was hilarious...even without the long island ice teas.

[roxas12590]

i fucking love him.....rest in peace george....comedy will NEVER be the same

[TheLeahKaye]

He's my fucking hero <3

[judygriffith]

The reason he's so funny is because there is truth in what he says.

[TheJiggsCasey]

Does anyone know the original album or the exact name of the skit this comes from? I can't seem to find it on itunes.

[88beauzeau88]

This is from Carlin at Carnegie.

[TheJiggsCasey]

Thanks for the heads-up, @88beauzeau88

[BearGrylIs]

@TheJiggsCasey carlin at carnegie

[TheJiggsCasey]

@BearGrylIs

Thanks Bear. Love your work, man.

[meanka2003]

genius!

[ildicike]

hahahaha. my cat and my sisters dog are exactly as he describes them... hahaha

[MrGodOfBeer]

One ball.

[736berkshire]

Oh boy. Two legs. HOT SHIT!

[FlaminDiceNSpade]

Whats that? Not me. Fuck that. I'm a cat. Something break? Ask the dog...

[MsTinkerer]

FUCKING MEOW MAN FUCKING MEOW

[bucnasty14]

"whats that? not me, fuck that Im a cat"

LOLZ

[fellbeast1357]

"so you look down...and you see the DOG IS LICKING HIS BALLS!!!!" "please daddy...please...just...one...­more...treat" hes so funny, classic

[fellbeast1357]

so you look down...and you see THE DOG IS LICKING HIS BALLS!!! classic

[eragonfan4life]

"And you look down and you realize THAT THE DOG IS LICKING HIS BALLS!"

[catsmusic1]

Yes,Carlin was great.And with just viewing a few of his videos

you can see future comics such as Robin Williams.I think it's obvious Robin was inspired by Carlin

[gabiotta]

Definitely, there is a lot of Bill Hicks in there too.

[aaron19840904]

i love bill hicks, but you mean to tell me that when bill started (1978) that 4 years later a guy who has be doing stand up and crafting his routine since 1956 took "ALOT" of his material from this hicks. Again i love hicks but lets not overstate or understate either individuals success

[gabiotta]

No, i meant that Carlin was a huge influence on Hicks, not the other way around.

Both of them were amazing but George is definitely Yoda to Bill's Luke Skywalker.

[aaron19840904]

Hey I apologize and agree 100%. I just get tired of hearing everyone insinuate that Carlin stole from Hicks and vice versa. But it wasn't an attack towards you.

[gabiotta]

That is cool.

Peace.

[jarredbrown12345]

their even cute when they kill look hes playing with the mouse BULLSHIT mouse doesn't feel that way........... take a baby baby a baby cat and a baby dog and you get different results which i never try... you attack a baby he crys you attack a dog he cowers you attack a kitty cat he fights eeekkk... 1 day old and there looking for some shit eeeekkk

[pandagirl98520]

lolz nice impression XD

[DarkElfMairead]

so try :D

[DarkElfMairead]

err so true :D

[jarredbrown12345]

everybody is eating nicely and you look down and the dog is licking his balls ahhhhhhhhh lol

[philanderadriaan]

lol ONE

[pandagirl98520]

plz daddy one...more...treat? ^^ *super dog eyes* lolz XD

[GHOSTBGA]

He doesn't tell jokes, he tells hilarious truths. God George is amazing.

[pandagirl98520]

actually it's was T^T R.I.P. George Carlin T.T

[3sx]

@GHOSTBGA was...

[TheGibsonman59]

@3sx No ... IS. He's gone, but he still IS the greatest.

[KaeWhy09]

FUCKIN MEOW! LMFAO

[brisingerx]

how on earth was he able to make some of those facial expressions? Long live Carlin

[MyLittleDickens]

oh please, please daddy, one...more...treat lol

he was awsome

he still is awsome

Carlin forever!!!

[monkey1poison]

" Isn't he a cute little.. HOLY SHIT!!"

[KoD]

We watched this today in school, very hilarious!

[louiscreagh]

dogs for the win!

[kusakabehikaru8]

"Look at him, isn't he cute? Let's DROWN him!"

roflmao XD

[DarkKnightDreams]

"They think it's an eyebrow, but it's just a bunch of shit sticking out of thier head!"

LMFAO! xDDDDD

[IvanBooty]

ass button wow

[TBRCFilms]

Thanks for posting :) 5/5