Survivor Memories - #79 - Alex And Lisi's Ridiculous Jury Questions

[IamAMWfan]

Cassandra, wanting to win a million dollars ( Greed in Lisi's mind) drive you to carry on in the game? If I was cassandra, i would say, No duhhhhhhhhh. I think every1 here's drive was the million retarted

[zimdelinvasor]

Alex Angarita can go jump into a pit of snakes.

[patr1xs]

i never saw this episode but wow alex and lisi are the biggest sore losers ever, so embarrassing hahaha

[lostfan73]

Cassandra handled Lisi's idiocy well.

[randmperson2]

Even Jeff was confused by Lisi's question.

[turtleshell35]

Lisi calls Cassandra "in over her head" Lisi please watch UR boot episode and see how "in over ur head" u were

[turtleshell35]

Cassandra love -3

[ChrisTheMediaMan]

Alex and Lisi? Some of the most pathetic players I have ever witnessed on Survivor. I was fuming after seeing this. People keep saying they would spit in Lisi's face if they met her on the street, but it's Alex I would give a nice little loogie to. What.An.ASSHOLE.

[matbolabc]

This still pisses me off. Cassandra may not have deserved the win but she did NOT deserve to be bashed and humiliated by these disgusting human beings! She did nothing wrong and Alex's statements are all wrong. And Lisi is nothing but a bitch, if I saw her on the street I would spit in her face.

I think Cassandra is a likable person and deserved at least a couple votes, I mean really people? You are adults, its a game, you signed up for this. Quit being sore losers :/

[TheShafiee1]

Yeah Cassandra, you are mistaken.

[whale144]

"why would the rats and the snakes be the role models to the kids you and I are trying to help?" F U ALEX!!! U HAVENT EARNED THE RIGHT TO USE SUE HAWKS SPEECH

[crazy4chocolate100]

@whale144 Agreed. He kinda discredited everything that made Sue's speech right.

[soulsurvivorcrouter]

"Edgardo would you like to translate?" WTF

"Cassandra, can i see your water shoes?" WTF

"Dreamz i want to know how many zero's there are in a million?" WTF

It sucks when jury members are so bitter that they use their 15 seconds to try to humiliate someone as much as they can. It's just stupid

[IMFLondon]

Classifies as most racist moment on Survivor. Yau Man shaking his head there..

[raymaxxTV]

Disgusting Racist - Alex he thinks he talk to Cassandra the way he wants..

[IMFLondon]

@raymaxxTV yea I felt some resentment towards her being black

[DDMWS1234]

there only mad because they didn't make it to the final, the game is a bout lying, why would you say she wasn't prepared when she is in the final, and she's out. If i knew i wasn't going to win, i would have yelled at them.

[AMJKingTV]

2 fuckin cry babys

[kagomefan101]

Both of them suck. The entire season sucked. None of these people were memorable, maybe except Yau-man and possibly Dreamz (villian or not, he actually made this season interesting).

Alex and Lisi are just incredibly bitter and dumb. Seriously, you'd think someone like Alex, who is an attorney, would actually possess half a brain.

[sedeyus]

@kagomefan101

I really liked this season. I don't think there was a better Hell Yeah moment in Survivor than when Edguardo got voted off.

[thegamexxx1234]

alex is a coward, i hated the way he talked to these people in this video

[BigEragon]

Lisi is a soar LOSER! last time i checked she wanted to quit!

[bobjoesteve123]

Cassandra was actually quite sweet in my opinion. Did she deserve to win? No. But she was certainly likable. She did not deserve the shit that the jury gave her. That being said, Earl was definitely the most deserving.

[ganjamanqcgold]

loll i hope lisi got insulted in the streets after that...100% sure im spitting in her face if i see her someday

[darkyoshi422]

As stupid as they are, this made me laugh so hard XD

[Homeandawayguy]

Go Alex he is my favourite this season.But hes not memoable eough to been bought back. Only memorbal castaways in season are Stacey(I hate shes bitch and Yaulman

[danstcool]

alex is such a dinkus

[TheOutbackProduction]

Wow Water Shoes? Yes Shes So fucking Greedy... And How the hell would lisi know that those are the Shittest Water shoes ?

[iamweapon]

lol when she gets to earl....

[ulongkoror]

alex isnt a good lawyer is he?his accusation of cassandra backstabbing stacy was bullshit since cassandra voted for yau man and yau man used the idea to oust stacy

[TestY0urMight]

what a sore losers...

[bCDeviSe]

And "Can I see your water shoes?"... dumbest question ever.

[bCDeviSe]

Wow wtf Lisi is a fucking bitch, I watched this season and I hated after they lost she blamed everyone else and called them losers, acting like it everyone else's fault.

[angelwkw3]

I like how Alex says to Cassandra that he "has all of the information" when he CLEARLY did not considering Cassandra never voted for Stacy. He was just being a douchebag and trying to make himself look like a big shot. Such a tool

[NYChica23]

Of course Earl had to vote for Yau Man...unlike Lisi, he knew the importance of making strategic decisions, and he also knew that if he had voted to eliminate Cassandra and keep Yau-Man in the final 3, then there was a big chance that Yau, who was well liked by the jury, and was a smart and well spoken person, would've ended up winning the million...but apparently Lisi doesn't even know how to spell strategy, much less carry it out

[TomKP]

I remember this Jury and how drop dead horrible it was. Alex was the biggest prick, and Lisi might be the stupidest person, intellectually and game play wise, to play the game.

[deering1134]

lol the final 3 r all black n the jury is all white black ppl kick ass in survivor !! lol

[jocman54]

i've never see black people make it that far in the game...no offense

[AndyRantz]

Dreamz got more hate than he deserved. Yeah, it was wrong what he did, but remember that he was homeless. Sometimes, you have to take something that could significantly change your life for the better over a little bit of dignity and respect in a GAME.

[Zyxxs]

@AndyRantz I agree. Everyone hates Dreamz for screwing Yau over...but the fact of the matter is Dreamz OUTWITTED, OUTPLAYED, and OUTLASTED Yau Man. And that's the name of the game.

[John162708]

@Zyxxs Well usually I would agree, however in this case there Dreamz made one of the dumbest plays in Survivor history. No matter what Dreamz did he would have to win the final immunity, by taking the truck from Yau-Man one of the most beloved players of all time, he gave the jury every reason to vote against him. I'm not saying he would have won against Earl (Or that I would have wanted to see that.) but you wouldn't have a complete shutout either if he didn't steal the truck.

[sedeyus]

@John162708

I don't think so. I mean who would have voted for Dreamz even if he hadn't taken the truck?

[John162708]

@sedeyus Well the Horsemen, Lisi, Yau-Man and Michelle were clearly voting for Earl either way, but I think Rocky, Boo and Stacy's vote would have been up for grabs.

[sportsjunkie48]

@Zyxxs Going back on that car deal sealed his fate though. He got zero jury votes as a result. If he had never asked Yau Man for the car and still won the final immunity he would have had a case to win.

[GhoullyXX]

2:51 Earl's like "the hell is this shit. And then Yau-Man's all "Don't look at me, I don't know her.

[TheFakewrestling]

earl kinda looks like baron davis

[TheFakewrestling]

jeff's face is priceless

[greenday61892]

Alex proving that most if not all of lawyers are utter assholes.

[Melliw1911]

Come on Lisi... don't ever show up again.

[SheldonKuppan1]

lol lisi is awesome! my favourite random nutcase llol. she definitely needs to be on another season. i'd like to see who is more of a drama queen- her or eliza orlin. mmmm i wonder wat sue hawk wll have to say about her

[Eskara0]

I think Lisi was racist and this isn't coming from a black guy either. The aura given here was very degrading.

[DonWon313]

I found this season entertaining.

[hoteliwinshowcases]

The ghetto final 3.

[ZeckCheck]

Friggin HATE Lisi.

[jlrh07]

I still remember cringing as I watched this on TV. Cassandra didn't deserve the bashing she got from the jury. I thought she'd played a pretty smart game.

[nick2s]

I think Lisi and Alex thought that the audience would think what they were saying was right and justified but they are completely wrong. Lisi is an ass to ask Dreamz that question. Alex was frustrated with the game hence his anger but she attacked someone's intellect outside of the game. Not acceptable.

[drsguitar]

While Alex and Lisi's comments were ridiculous and extremely hilarious, Cassandra and Dreamz definitely did not deserve to be there.

[CMFLOW1986]

Worst season ever quite obviously equals the worst jury ever.

[11liamk1]

lol so fucked up

[Jethrofinger]

Thank you for reminding me how much Lisi sucks.

[Rampageg22]

You gotta admit Alex was on his way to winning but Dreams betrayal to his own alliance screwed things up.

[wlwfb10]

@Rampageg22 Alex made an awful decision not telling Dreamz that Mookie found the idol until like 6 days after. It was Alex/Ed/Mookie's own fault they got voted out. Dreamz felt betrayed by them therefore he flipped

[John162708]

@wlwfb10 Thank you, I thought the trunk move was unwarranted, but I would do the exact same thing in Dreamz's position with the four horsemen. You either tell him at the beginning or not at all. He had all reason not to stick his neck out for them. That being said I still found Earl to be a very deserving winner and one of the three thing that saved made Fiji a so-so season. (Earl, Yau-Man and Michelle in one season cannot be all bad despite Rocky, Lisi and Dreamz's best efforts.)

[NYChica23]

@wlwfb10 Exactly...if Alex had been honest with Dreamz since the 4 horsemen was formed, there was a chance that Dreamz would've remained loyal, but since they weren't honest with him, Dreamz felt like he had no reason to be honest with them

[sportsjunkie48]

@wlwfb10 Alex and Edgardo didn't do anything wrong. Mookie was the one who messed everything up by telling Dreamz about the idol. Alex and Edgardo wanted to keep it secret for a reason. Alex could have won if it wasn't for Mookie blabbing and if Boo hadn't won immunity at the F7 he probably would've been spared.

[iREELintheFILM]

1,000,000.

[lacheyrulez]

alex is a such a greasy wannabe go cassandra

[CupofPhenol]

Alex's treatment of Casandra was hilarious, I enjoyed every second of it.

[LukasCorporation]

fucking hell Lisi is one dumb bitch

[Homerrigsbee1]

Even though I really didn't like this season, it got a million times better after the merge.

[survivor297]

alex and lisi are losers

[shadowofanight]

This was one of the most embarrassing TCs ever, with the most retarded jury ever

[newcombstrohschein]

Lol, I don't think Lisi knew how many 0s were in 1,000,000.

[arringtony]

lisi is a fuckin retarded bitch

[CaReFrEe01]

Lisi's a physco..

[AndNoted]

this is like an episode of law and order

[small5th]

lisi is a PURE genius with her lines...

"she made it because of...*pondering dumb look because she realized she had nothing going through her miniscule brain*...GREED!"

"it was just telling me YOU were completely unprepared to play this game..."

wow Lisi...and you were SO prepared...wanting to quit at the first tribal switch. where in the world do they cast these idiots? Dreamz, Alex, and Lisi...they weren't even villains...they were just MORONS who had the dumb luck of being cast.

[pyurmassacur]

Who thought to put such dumb people back to back on the jury?

[DontLikeDontWatch]

This season sucked.

[teamgoobernutz]

Earl had a great position when it came to the other two. Cassandra and Dreamz were completely worthless and Earl had better game than them.

[billywish]

lisi is probably one of the dumbest useless bitches ever on survivor?

[BladeBlurX]

Alex may be a douche, but I agree when he asked Dreamz that he is the bigger douchebag. Blindside is one thing, but to lie to a person AND not giving him his reward back that's below the belt. Fiji had some of the worst mannered poeple in the show's history. If it wasnt' for Yau-Man....

[KingB2424]

Lisi is such a bitch and Alex was just a douchebag.

[S13AR10AFan]

Lisi and Alex are idiots. At least Dreamz and Cassandra made it this far.

[LiftyHTF]

Yeah. Fuck Dreamz and Cassandra and Earl. None of them even deserved to make it to the final three. They deserve to go fucking broke. Yau-Man should kill that fucker, Dreamz.

[AspieJohnny]

Stop, stop, stop, stop, no, stop.

Lol Alex is such a jackass.

[AllRequired]

Hey, Russell, at least you had a chance to win!

[Sursion7]

Lisi is a fucking retard.

[Sliacen]

Ludicrous

Impossibly

Strange

Individual

[AdrianDiasZa]

Alex was awesome. His friendship with Edgardo was exactly like the friendship between Earl and Yau Man. I'd say Alex has every right to be bitter towards Dreamz and Cassandra seeing as how he was treatedly harshly for being on a minority alliance. They even wanted to deny him the right to eat food. Alex had as much class as Earl and I think he was right for standing up for himself. Lisi on the other hand, had no room to complain as she was just as evil and useless as Cassandra.

[brunfist]

Dreamz for next Survivor All Stars!!!!

[Zamblee]

Wow, Lisi is either a racist or a huge ignoramus. When addressing a panel of three black people she actually says, "eenie meeny miny moe"? By her age I would guess that she knows that the word "tiger" in that rhyme is a substitution for the N word. Unbelievable.

Lisi was the most annoying survivor ever.

[ccooldudecool]

This is why Fiji was the worst season ever... >.>

Poor Cassandra.

[ulongkoror]

i totally understand for a jury to hate and be nasty to someone who played the game with no honour,class or respect like boston rob or russhole,but seriously...........what did cassandra ever do?i know for dreamz,theres alot to cuss at,but i dont see why someone would hate cassandra

and earl,he deserves total respect.he wiped out all his opponents but he also played with so much class,even yau man,who he betrayed,voted for him

and LMAO when lisi is counting,the blacks were like"wtf?....."

[Novinte]

Must be fucked up to be owned by 3 smart black people.

[abcdefg3451]

Alex can't just treat everyone in life as if they are defendants in a trial...

[laurenthriller5]

I think my IQ just dropped watching this video.

[tigger1989]

@nkCyborg071 Yeah, Alex is truly a BAD lawyer.

CASSANDRA, STOP ANSWERING THE QUESTION I ASKED YOU!

[boliaogamer]

Poor Cassandra, she was getting abused by the jury lol.

[AllRequired]

Alex was the juror, Cassandra was the defendant standing in his judgement. He said stop talking, and she ignored his instructions. Not very smart on her part, especially since he's going to be casting the vote she needs.

[Yeaster]

@AllRequired What made the situation so lol was that everything he said was wrong. I don't blame Cassandra for attempting to correct his mistake

[AllRequired]

@Yeaster That's irrelevant, though. According to some articles, no one was afraid to go up against Cassandra for the million. She wasn't a threat to win any votes!

[Yeaster]

@AllRequired As true as that may be, if you're going to yell at someone like that because of how "poorly" they treated others...make sure you actually know what you're talking about first, otherwise you'll just look like a dick =P

[feelingpeanuty]

Wow, that's just a new low. Where does Alex get off talking to Cassandra like that? He should be ashamed. Talk about a sore loser.

[Lexidoodleful]

Cassandra didn't get rid of Stacy, she got blind-sided by Yau-Mans idol! Fiji's jury was such a screwed-up season! Earl deserved the win, but they were some nasty jurors who were on such a hate-train! So bitter!

[shadowranger123]

worst final 3 ever

i pity the jury, the had no idea for who to vote since they are all..pieces of shit

[BladeBlurX]

@shadowranger123 Yeah, Earl might won all of the votes, but he has the best competition possible. If we take Yau aside, even Boo would get more points.. .Cause his name is Boo.

[small5th]

who in the world casted these two? they're...just...pathetic

[nhavoc]

Lisi is such a goddess.

[Jordishness]

LMFAO. "Can I see your shoes?" REALLY. Omg. I feel like I need to watch Fiji now. This is SUCH A GONG SHOW! Hahaha. Lisi is friggin CRAZY! Haha. She actually thought 6 was wrong! STUPID. lisi is a BIIIIIIIIIIITCH. BitchbitchBITCH.

[ATL45]

Alex is such a douche. You lost, now stop pretending you were on the wrong end of some moral outrage. Speaking of "pretending to like Stacey," I'm pretty sure Alex and his alliance would have voted Stacey out at F5. It's a game, you ass.

And Lisi? She might have been the only juror ever to be utterly owned on every single question she asked. God, I hate her.

"How many zeroes are in a million?"

"Six"

Lisi actually thought "six" was a wrong answer.

[LudaGRK]

I dont think anybody ever deserved the million like yauman in this season..

the season just ended horribly to me..

[cjfast11]

lol dreamz talking to lisi

[NCslice911]

omg alex is such a fucking bitch! and lisi- complete god damn moron! they are both sore losers!!! i think cassandra deserved at least one or two votes!!

[colonyvice]

Alex is awesome. Go gargle with rogaine.

[NCslice911]

screw you! alex didn't do anything the whole season except be a bitch! cassandra didn't even do anything wrong!

[colonyvice]

suck a dick nig.

[NCslice911]

exactly you have nothing to back up your argument with. you might as well just stop talking now.

[colonyvice]

I'm right. You're wrong. Go fuck yourself.

[NCslice911]

You know your not right in any way..alex is a disgusting brat.

[colonyvice]

dude, its just a tv show. chill the fuck out.

[NCslice911]

your the one that keeps cussing me out..and its not just a tv show! did you forget that this is reality, and that these are their real feelings towards cassandra!

[colonyvice]

Ok, this episode was filmed about 4 years ago. If Alex still harbors a grudge towards Cassandra, then yes, I agree with you. I wouldn't have given her my vote either. She did use Stacey, as did Dreams. And Yau Man should have won, but Dreams didn't let that happen.

[NCslice911]

I'm not talking about alex STILL holding a grudge towards Cassandra, i'm talking about 4 years ago when it actually happened, alex was being a mean, jealous, bratty sore loser, and so was lisi, and i think that it was ridiculous for them to embarrass cassandra like that and not even giving her a chance to talk, which was probably because they knew that she would have a pretty good answer to their questions, but they just couldn't admit it because of the jealousy i mentioned before.

[colonyvice]

It isn't like she had a standing chance anyways. Her game play was so bad, that if Dreams were to have been on the jury, even he wouldn't have voted for her.

[MRredhotlava]

Agreed! I don't think Earl should have had all the votes, Cassandra really should have gotten at least one or 2, but Dreamz doesn't really deserve any..

[shadowranger123]

Dreamz ur a moron

[sonofmunson]

The look Earl give moron Lisi at 4:53 is gold.

[sonofmunson]

Alex: "I would wish you luck but unlike you I'm a man of my word so I don't wish you any luck at all" - how withering.

[andrewdisney1]

Alex is a RETARD and I feel Really Bad for Cassandra getting Humiliated by a Couple of IDIOTS/RETARDS/DUMBASSES they didn't play a Great Game, So Why should they be bashing Cassandra? She got all the way to the final 3!! She must have did a good game

[BenU314159]

What the fuck..... she is making fun of Cassandra's shoes?

Lol

[badwino]

Fuck you dreams! Go Alex!!!

[MHG10908]

The way Jeff looks at Lisi's question, he's like "why the f***k did we start the jury at episode 7 again?"

[sonofmunson]

What a couple of absolute retards.

[ILUVSURVIVOR]

ridiculous? alex was one of the greatest of all time! the horsemen dominate!

dreamz >>>>>>>>>>> earl

lisi is idiot and bitch

[ElectricRaptor]

dreamz played the game well.

[Josseppe95]

Just LOL in general.

[EpiclyAwesomeDude]

Yes! Fantastic!

[eggsetcetera]

Lisi should be on the season 20 villain's tribe as she is one of the most rude, arrogant and disgusting women to have ever played survivor.

[small5th]

@eggsetcetera especially since she thinks she will be SO PREPARED because of her AMAZING watershoes!

[bam859]

Alex is suck a repulsive shrew. SEETHING HATRED.

[ezzazen]

Lol Jeff looking at Lisi

[RomiEzzo]

Lisi... REALLY... WTF?

[tdaizzy7]

dreamz looks really nice but is evil

[laurenthriller5]

Every person that owns an unfashionable pair of watershoes is greedy.