Who Put the Dick on the Snowman

[pbandj098]

what snow in Fort Erie

[jmsmessner]

I built a big dick in my backyard, ran a hose right through it

[23ALEX24]

hahaha I remember when I put the dick on the snowman. I put it in front of a church and the cops made a big deal about it, but when my dad found out about he started laughing and played this song.

[Forgetguyswhitetiger]

Im going to put A dick on my snowman.0____0



[dragonforcefanboy]

"who put the dick on the snowman?" a question yet to be asked at my house

[sabrinalovesbilly]

I love this song but am very curious as to what related this to "The Corvette Song" by George Jones.....

[gkopacz]

Is it just me or did he sound a lot like Joe Pesci at the end there?

[subfusion01]

Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, we would like to do, which says poopy and Humberto to do

[Blueskybelly]

58 people are smowmen with small dicks.

[joseph4ta]

I got in deep shit for building a snowman with a dick In military school. And a transgender snowman next to it. That was a bad day.

[TheDiciple492]

NOT FUNNY!

[popstar23rockon]

now hes a real snowMAN

[lol5776]

56 people were the snoman and their dislikes are the dick

[jbuell311]

Forgot all about this song until I heard it on Walton and Johnson this morning. Still hilarious. The people laughing in the background are annoying but it's still funny... Oh and @Rogue88 Does it hurt to not have a sense of humor? How are you tying snowmen with dicks and Jews together?

[mrt57rn]

LMFAO.....This is so fuckin' funny!!!!!!! Perfect song 4 end of the holidays!!!!!

[wezzyislilwayne1]

anyone notice the snowman had a boner?

[catchmsb]

That's awesome!!!

[afluxd999]

lorena bobbit

[brent6618]

LMFAO

[SSRogue88]

You perverted freak! The jews love that you debase and desecrate everything that's good and traditional. You can't possibly expect mercy after what you've done. Enjoy your money, Judas.

[KafkaTheSongwriter]

@SSRogue88 wtf?



[IrkinWarrierKirt]

@SSRogue88 What the actual fuck?

[damitkenny]

anthony fitzwaters song

[Mufaso1000]

The neighborhood faggot did it!

[G0DLIKEDEMON]

lmao good shit

[MrBigbuck12345]

FUCKING HALAYRIUS



[Zvag99]

LMAO this is hillarious make more like it

[BeatleBangs1964]

This is just too funny!

[BeatleBangs1964]

Well, you do know that snowmen have snowballs.

[ezuratemarbad]

Whose country are you fighting for Tommie? Piss on you.

[jeffsbitch18]

lmao funny as hell.

[CounterCultureLives]

Sounds kind of like George W. Bush narrating!!

[squishyflea]

tommie you're an idiot.

[madl420]

tommie eat shit n die !!! MMMK

[RHSsophomore]

@tommieparch its a joke calm down damn

[fightingchicken555]

Funny

[SuperVampireGal]

my brother and his friend made a snowman on halloween (it snowed) and well it was at our high school and they put a dick on it... the high school must of loved it ! lol

[SerenityCrysweet]

i wish we got snow in plymouth ,devon

[poohbear7941923]

41 people didnt use the ball pad

[savblake123]

It was me.

[SnowyCapone]

make it snow by clicking the snowflake by cc

[eminem9948]

now who the fuck put the dick on the snowman? lol :)

[SEAMOKTactical]

To Funny..me and my buds always did this when we were kids...always got my ass yelled at...lol....

[AngelKiss836]

man,this snowman aint gonna get any girls. (thumbs up if you wouldnt) (boys too)

[NickyMancuso]

tur a dick asshole

[sexywildcat21]

That snowman has got balls !!!

[mzrevenge1]

that was crazy

[Andy50k1]

LMAO

[buffyslayer30]

funny.

[ahenryb1]

The true meaning of Christmas: putting a dick on a snowman

[112887db]

@ahenryb1 if only we could get some damn snow here in east tennessee!

[MetalFusionMaster]

@ahenryb1 poor snowmen become snowwomen this time of year but frosty is happy kids are playing with his balls thorwing them at each other

[tyler6267]

just go to 0:28

[BenjaminKuruga]

@tyler6267 Takes the feeling away.

[onorack123]

i came thinking it would be bad,its hillarous

[ruthlovesmusic1]

lol it wanted the person that made it.....its a gary glitter snowman!!!!! :D soz if this affends anyone i just hat to say it

[PlanitReality]

I KILLED a snowman...he's a zombie now. Please the vid on my channel: Zombee the Snowman! =o]

[themeatful]

I put the dick on the snowman

then the cops made me take it off

I asked them if I had 2 take frosty jr away from frosty and they laughed their asses off

[KaraokeGirl5094]

this is lol

[guitargold77]

that snowman heard the snowblower was comin

[luloosh50]

@guitargold77 bow chicka bow wow

[CappytanTori]

amazing <3

[dayhall11]

That was funny

[ObadiahtheSlim]

Ah, the Bob and Tom version.

[PeterJonesIV]

PRESS 4 AND 9 HEHE

[MrsJRocker]

tis is crap you can find funnyer song than that

[HarborGuy]

lol lovin'n it.

[007EVK]

Thank you for makin me laugh. :)

[MonkeyHunch]

i hate christmas and this song!!!

[rikuxsora2]

Its sad when you'er LITTLE SISTER show's this to you and you encoureg it.

[MonkeyHunch]

@rikuxsora2 thhis song and christmas aint fun, suck my dick mr snowmannn, rot innn helll mr santaaaaa, shoooot alll the reindeer eat them forr yourr lunchhhh, enjoy that christmas spirit , bein a fuckkin grunch, aaaa know aaa dooo, SSSing along!!!!

[rikuxsora2]

@MonkeyHunch well helloooo mr. sruge~ and why tell me this i don't really care~

[kitksy12345]

i just rolled on the ground laughing

[MrJhm0712]

Fyi for you guys Rodney grew up in the same town as me and it hardly ever snows here it only snowed three times here in twenty years but still its a funny joke.



[angelav420]

@MrJhm0712 I just said to my husband 'hes from longview tx how many times has it snowed there?' I know not much since we grew up and still live in Tyler lol

[MrJhm0712]

@angelav420 Yeah I live in Kilgore now and its being 70 for like the past month until two days ago and its just now 40 lol

[bluefrog85]

LOL I love this song!

[123456789are2]

The best Christmas Song Ever.

[JennaNicole4]

BEST SONG EVER!

[phoenixdoubledeuce]

outfriggin' standing

[juicyfrye23]

0:26

[stone8675309]

This is gonna be my christmas ring tone.

[kevinnorcrossage9]

2 bad i live in San Diego :(

[lp1330]

About fell out of my chair laughing!! Thanks!

[mrtexline]

Cold cocked again.

[Antichrist1305]

LOL

[JROTCLyons]

The people who dont like it have thimbles lol

[SqqOwVmT80]

Well I thought it was as funny as hell. It got me thinking aboutthe episode of south Park they go to Arrak. Osoma's pecker and all the magnifying glasses. Hahaha ha!!

[RedwoodTheElf]

@SqqOwVmT80

Arrak? Did you perhaps mean "Iraq?" - in any case, it was Afghanistan, not Iraq.

[tthomaselli2]

Who performed this song?

[ozzyisgreat4eva]

@tthomaselli2 Rodney Carrington

[cracker0x]

dear penis is better 

[wolf5453]

hate to tell you but rodney carington did not sing this song it was sand by Ray Stevens even i have know that for many years back in the 90's i even knew that....

[bob54446]

@wolf5453 basterd its rodney fuck**g retard

[wolf5453]

@bob54446 you mad bro? it has been ray Stevens since the 80's who sang that song so dont be a idiot like your proving you are.... i remember listening to it on cassette tape before your stupid ass was even born i know you lack intelligence but you dont have to prove that you do looks like by calling me a retard your calling yourself a retard be your incorrect o by the way i still have that cassette tape i bought it in california at kmart so stick that in your pipe and smoke it....

[bob54446]

@wolf5453 ok look this is f****** rodney carington nobody even knows who the hell ray stevens is

[wolf5453]

@bob54446 you mad bro? as much as you say it is not him the facts are the facts that ray stevens song this song and you dont even know who who he is because he is before your time before your dumb ass was even born so possibly no way you could actually really no unless you was back then like me and on the cassette tape it does say ray stevens and has that song on it so believe what you want even though it is not true i have the proof sitting on my self so dont be stupid like i know you are!!!!

[bob54446]

@wolf5453 back in your dumba** time so 1763

[wolf5453]

@bob54446 you mad bro? it is pointless to argue with idiots they think there always right your the biggest idiot i ever seen LOL LOL

[bob54446]

@wolf5453 it idn't my fault your old enough to sit next to christopher columbus in kindergarten

[wolf5453]

@bob54446 you mad bro? your a fag you should go kill yourself LOL LOL your a idiot and please keep your comments coming stupid people entertain me your to much fun moron idiot dumbass intellectually challenge....i love stupid people they so much fun and entertaining LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[bob54446]

@wolf5453 your dumba** self is ganna fuck*n go to jail then to hell its illeagal to say this sh*t on the internet and your goin to hell for judgin people you dont know

[wolf5453]

@bob54446 you mad bro? your a fag and go kill yourself with your daddys gun LOL LOL you pimple popping 12 year old so stfu LOL LOL i can say what ever i want LOL LOL o wow you are the dumb ass telling me i am going to hell ? you dont get it do you i dont give shit LOL LOL judgin people you dont know? so you are a fag? LOL LOL dont worry your 12 year old ass i am not going to jail cops been trying to arrest me since the early 90's am in jail no sorry those fuckers loose i win every time LOL LOL

[gtarulzdude]

@wolf5453 SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

[ike13d]

@bob54446 I'd just like to say don't feed the troll they get off on it

[bandittweintraub]

14 people's kids could have used a ball bat, cucumber or zuccini, instead they used a thimble, something you could barely see

[looloorex]

ROFLMFAO !!!

[henckel15]

i did that and 2 people who lived in the developement were laughing.

[crimsontidenumber1]

i did that

[knightmatt17]

I can't stop laughing

[TheStoner1969]

12 people suck!

[Tjadain]

12 people have thimble dicks

[TheR0flman]

i fucked a snowman one time, that is the last time im doing cocaine

[Areyourealythatdumb]

@TheR0flman i once made coitus with a snowman - then i took an arrow to the knee

[Professor6871]

@TheR0flman That should stop people taking cocaine then.

[CoolBreezeClub]

@TheR0flman Reminds me of the time I spent with a sheep last Christmas.

[MissFangs666]

@TheR0flman I bet you had a good pair of snowballs LMAO

[THECRAZYLAYDEE]

@TheR0flman  its not just me then ?????/ tf4that

[BOOMbasticGreg]

lol alle deutschen drückt schnell hintereineander 1 xD

[CSAKHS14]

just press 4!

[MrRoss442]

When I put a dick on a snow man as a kid, some fundie would come along and knock it off. Then it would look like a vagina. Which for some reason didn't seem to offend them?

[blizzspade69]

Thanks to this song, my little brother cant go build a snowman and not put a dick on it!!! LOL

[depthors]

9 people have a thimble dick

[mstory22]

I can hear bob and tom in the background.... Nice radio dub...

[camogirl1993]

hahaha i had this as a ringtone it was funny when i got a call in the mall.

[barbwirelove]

i feel like making an anatomically correct snowman this year... i live across the street from a high school

[55Deanlover]

i did this to a ice cream snow man i got i serious trouble

[urbanfox40]

trust you paul nothin better to dohan search you tube all day and send us daft clips

keep it up

[LeighBibbings]

Lol Blue 

[edgeandy]

Where can I find this song? is it on one of his albums

[kmart1220]

@edgeandy King of the Mountains

[Alyssa8283]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aariyan096]

Okay...like how has Michael gotten into it?

Seriously.

Anyways this was funny.

Im looking at another Rodney Carrington vid.

[Jammminjelly]

Rodney Carrington=Greatness

[kingferrai]

so funny dick in the snowman

[Thadesgal]

Bob & Tom show. I can't even listen to them in transit. Laugh too hard. Can't see. Rodney Carrington kills me...

[SmithBrotha]

I once built a snowman in my yard....the poor thing stood out there all night, with a frozen erection and blue balls!!!!

[e6d9d6y9]

@SmithBrotha I tried to make 2 snow ppl one was a chick doin a bj on the dude but they kept fallin down so I settled for pullin a calvin & had them be hung & stuff

[rydag11]

@SmithBrotha His wife is frigid

[bigd69er]

@SmithBrotha kinda like me today...so sad

[ilovetogofast88]

PRICELESS

[WystenDraco]

i did that in school once, built a snowman, and put a short twig on it for its manhood and made him look like the principal, who drew even more attention to my work because he made the mistake of yelling loud enough to be heard across the playfield "ALRIGHT! WHO PUT PRIVATE PARTS ON THE SNOWMAN AND MADE IT LOOK LIKE ME?!"

[MJAngelLove]

That's Hillarious!! Know what would be cute building a snowman that looked like Michael Jackson even down to his hat and Aviator sunglasses. No SMART ASS comments from MJ Haters PLEASE.

[Rsownage82]

ROFL Mj failed!!!!!

[1000FeatheredOwl]

well... did you build a little snowBoy next to your snowMan, because that's how michael jackson would've wanted it... lol.

[MJAngelLove]

No I didn't!! That's so disrespectful to Michael Jackson. He loved everyone especialy children. He never molested children. As a fan and most importantly a Christian woman I'd like to make it perfectly clear to all who are BLIND to the truth Michael was a Christian. He was a Sweet soul who loved everyone especialy children. To do something like that would be a descrace

[Cohedros]

That's funny, I distinctly remember him being a Muslim.

[Emeriklonestar]

@MJAngelLove

Denial, it isn't just a river in Egypt.

[ScottZombie]

@MJAngelLove So being a Christiane automatically makes you a good person? Read your history, there have been more atrocities committed by Christians in the name of Christ than you imagine. The Medieval Inquisitions, The Witch Hunts, As well as The Nazi Holocaust that was rooted in centuries of religious hate. Everyone has there dirty little secrets! EVEN YOU!

[ScottZombie]

@MJAngelLove I forgot to say that Catholic Priests love children just like MJ did!

[baddog961]

@MJAngelLove i agree sooo much thx 4 saying that

[PatrioticEagle50]

@MJAngelLove Micheal converted to Islam.

[MJAngelLove]

@PatrioticEagle50 No he didn't. It was Jermaine who converted to Islam. I've done my research.

[PatrioticEagle50]

@MJAngelLove Michael used to be a jehovah witness. His parents raised him like that. He never practice the religion very much until shortly after thriller came out. When jahovah witnesses were criticizing his album, he left the religion. He then practice islam a few years ago, whether he did it until his death is unconfirmed. Yes, I've done my research, too. Unfortunatly, blind love for a man can make you blind to the truth. It may hurt, but MJ wasn't a practicing christian.

[xboxmon]

@WystenDraco LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[xXCRY1NGintheRAINXx]

i have done that... i got wacked in the head by a broom with a lady yelling in spanish.

[sparx0xraps]

LOL XD

[treybennett9750]

haha i used to listen to this when i was four lol

[treybennett9750]

hahahha

[poorjohnnyboy20]

that was a good one

[bobblue123]

cute

[StorkReaver]

got a boner XD

[Strongman119]

LoL i cna't believe how idiot that kid is putting the carrot in the wrong place

[kevinkevin101]

lmao he used worse

a thimble lol

[ScottVX9]

HA, I love it...

[mewmewhatessanta]

lol XD

[mulletsrule3388]

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