IT'S HANKO DE MAYO!!

[JCBlake123]

Press 0....you're welcome xD

[JCBlake123]

So how many of you guys watched Henry say hi a bajillion times like me before watching the video?

[StillGotMe]

My birthday is two days before Hank's!!

[thatwhichisgiven]

Anybody else repeatedly pressing the replay button just so that they can hear that first "Hi!" again?

0:00 You're welcome

[katyflynnium]

Gaaaah Henry is just so adorable! He's a mini John-crossed-with-a-Yeti!

[yknowthatgirl]

Oh my God. Henry is so precious I can't even deal. I hope the kids I'm au pairing for are that cute.

[Quixoticity]

Henry is hands-down the most adorable child I have EVER seen. If my children aren't that cute, I'm taking them back.

[NicksPolitics]

its ELASTIC not electric scatter

[mustanglover12]

I started this video and was unprepared for the ridiculous amount of adorable which immediately appeared before my eyes.....I admit I may have emitted a fangirlish squee

[queenofeveryone]

I keep playing Henry's "Hi!" over and over again. Too much cuteness.

[thewolffromhell66666]

who ever dislikes this video can go to hell

[Bananna219]

The second "hi" when only the top of his head is showing is what gets you.

[nonsensicalcompound]

1:59 The line is deep ELASTIC scatter. Someone needs to listen to Strange Charm a couple hundred more times, as I have.

[mariahrose210]

I don't think the human race was designed to tolerate Henry's level of adorableness.

[REDORCHID21]

Boy, Henry sure does look like Hank. That's awesome!

[Vlashak]

Oh my god my birthday is a day before Hanks!

[PolyphonicPress]

@Vlashak May the 4th be with you.

[Tawnyfur]

I was totally unprepared for the cuteness of Henry. His appearance nearly sent me into squeals of joy, but I'm a bit more stoic than that.

However, I was unable to resist the urge to make a noise like a nine-year-old fangirl when he appeared a second time.

[IvarHuisman]

My little brother Flen has his birthday on may fifth too =D

[tatters5]

I have been watching the first three seconds of this video on a loop

[LMNOP1214]

He's sooooo insanely cute :D

[GeorgieBiggin]

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! Hank invented the 2D glasses? That's freaking awesome!!!!

[MissVerityDarling]

Is it too late to send a birthday card? :D

[PinskyKyaroru]

Henry is adoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooorableee!!! :3

[MrDude6670]

I have never loved the zero button so much

[SeahorseyPrincess]

Squeeeeee!!!!! Henry is one adorable baby(/toddler) <3

[puppysfurme]

ahhhhh adorable Henry is freaking adorable!!! :) :) :) Henry's "Hi"s make my heart happy. <3 <3 <3

[redsoxAGon]

The second hi..

ADORABLE.

[ErinOhhhhh]

That was the cutest "HI" I've every heard. John your son is SOOOOO adorable :)

[coastykid95]

The first 10 seconds are my favorite... :) 

[saikogrrl]

ZOCUTE.

[Tirlantijntje]

He's not gonna say that, he's just gonna say hi.

Hi.

[MegaRandompeoplez]

i know some emberassing punishment

humpy john

[puertorrriquena]

I love accidently rhyming. It's like you're speaking in a random poem every once in a while.

[poentasticgurl]

hi is my new favorite word <3

[poentasticgurl]

hi is my new favorite word <3

[mrsboywiththebread]

i just exploded from the cute

[hizachyo]

0:01-0:07 I died :)

[dftbawolf]

happy brithday hank!!!!!!! and many more nerdey more.

[LMNOP1214]

I loooooooooooooooooooooove Henry sooooooooo much :) <3

[tinktinktink1]

I don't care how much homework I have, how much cleaning need to be done, or that this video is months old.

Henrys' "hi" will never get old.

[bookwrm150]

DUDE! HE MADE 2-D GLASSES!!???

[ClocksInMyPlace]

Woah, I was not ready for that load of cute!

[HouseofETL]

henry is infinitely cute

[Criscogurl21]

THAT IS THE CUTEST CHILD I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[ProgressiveBoink]

THERE IS NO ONE CUTER THAN HENRY GREEN.

[DesmondtheRhino]

The first vlogbrothers video i ever watched was the adverstisement for 2D glasses by Hank

[MeBeCatherine10]

press 0. Over and over and over and over again.

[wintermoons1215]

press zero for unquantifiable cuteness of the Henry variety. be warned, doing so may cause hours of uncontrollable squeeing.

[pepsicola1295]

This video is rated H for Henry. Be warned: it contains large amounts of adorable and should be watched with caution. If you experience squealing, awww-ing, or even fainting, please contact your doctor and tell him to rest assured; you do indeed have a heart. (Actually, if you faint, you should probably tell him about that, too. And get a glass of water.)

[LexiTheShortOne]

where is your punishment, john. WHERE IS YOUR PUNISHMENT.

[karakondjoli]

tell your name Hi !! :]

[KadenKryptonite]

Are you sure vlogbrothers can't be called vlogadorablebaby?

[Curriay]

Henry looks ALOT like John. But his eyes, Henry has his mother's eyes.

[vampiricange]

Did Henry's hair change color? o-o

[LuVsUJOE93]

ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS SHOULD OPEN THIS WAY! :D

[lemondrop5578]

I would say Henry is cute. But. It'd be stating the obvious.

[Cheesedoor]

thumbs up if you noticed theres no 2: 46

[aizawasuki]

SHRINK.

HENRY.

;__;

[RitaFajitaX94]

My birthday is on Hanko De Mayo...thats awesome

[Silverballoons]

This video was supposed to be about Hank.

Way to steal your uncle's spotlight, Henry :D!

[soojb7799]

I'm sorry, John...

...run that comment about iodine poisoning by me again?

[rainbowdrinkemo]

henry is so adorable! *brainsplosion*

[FunnyGirlz221]

OH MY GOD HENRY IS SO CUTE I MAY EXPLODE!!!

[rachylsounds]

Henry is so adorable I would love to babysit him lol

[MrSplatterPlatter]

I'm willing to bet most of the views and likes were simply because of the first few seconds of the video

[studentmidwife17]

Like if you replayed the first 6 seconds over and over again :) Hi!

[ThePockyMonster]

Am I insane, or does Henry look like Hank?

[TheMaggiePZ]

The eyes of Baby Green stare into my very soul and make me reflect upon God, the universe, transcendentalism, and how very few cute things there are in my life. Thank you, Baby Green.

[awesomeness10811]

happy bday hank!!!

[StrawberrySunshine13]

That is literally the most adorable child I have ever seen.

[AllieYourAlly]

OHMYGODSOCUTE.

Seriously.

John, you look about ten hundred million times happier whenever you're with Henry.

1,000,000,000,000

...ten hundred million being the exact same number as one billion.

Still!

[WTFOMGHAXBBQ]

@AllieYourAlly you... Just wrote down a trillion xD 1,000,000,000 is a billion.

[bwarella]

WHATACUTEBABYsadkjsldjkals

[sweetfuckingchrist]

Henry Green is my new favorite person.

[reallyhipstername]

I have watched the first few seconds of this video so many times. Just, awwww. He is so absolutely adorable :D

[steponme208]

Oh John, while I completely understand why you keep Henry in the videos at a minimum, I just... eh.. bu- em- rrh- waaaaah! D: *REPLAYREPLAYREPLAY*

[imkindacateweasley]

ELASTIC. ELASTIC SCATTER.

[KellyWelly623]

I keep restarting the video so I can hear Henry's adorable little "Hi."

OHMYGAH, so cute I'm gonna die.

[ellenhasnolife]

holy god thats amazing

[TaraAnneLove]

Where's Henrys mom...?

[vicki1818]

@TaraAnneLove You must be new here...

[RUnerdy]

@TaraAnneLove His mom's a Yeti...no big deal

[rachelsaunicorn]

@TaraAnneLove You must be new...

[violoncello302]

~0:00~ ATTENTION**** Free cute button! ABSOLUTELY free!!

[njmalone26]

press 0 for henry!!!!!!! :) :) :)

[8Tinsche8]

French the Llama, Henry looks so old! O.O

I still remember him being all baby-ish and small, and now he's talking to us.

[jmiller62480]

Gay!

[PaddyBoy987]

@jmiller62480 Is that supposed to be an insult? You're telling him he's attracted to other men. If he is, then that's not an insult. If it isn't true, than your statement is irrelevant. Don't be such a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

[03RaeRae]

HENRY. Is. Beautiful!<3

[03RaeRae]

'He's not gonna say that, he's just gonna say hi' 'HII'

[bassgirl34]

Woahwoahwoah. Hank's birthday is May 5th? (I only started watching vlogbrother stuff a week ago, so I don't know a lot of these things.)

ANYWAY. If it is, I will now have to geek out because that's my birthday too. Yay!

[LMNOP1214]

Henry is soooooooo cute!

[Silverballoons]

I love how this video was supposed to be about Hank, but all the nerdfighters just want Henry. Sibling rivalry much, John?

[rachelfrench1992]

OK, nerdfighters. Admit it. How many of you raped the 0 button? I did....over 9000 times.

(Thumbs up if you get the reference ;))

[shelbyelaine120]

Henry's puff is the most adorable thing I've ever seen

[Kikomechan]

I listened to both of those 'hi's so many times that hi doesn't sound like a word anymore.

[Palatard]

kiddie is adorable

[LittleVoiceReviews]

did hank really do all those things?

the baby is cute.

[Shellewell]

@LittleVoiceReviews Of course he did, thats why John listed them :P he's not done them all single-handedly necessarily but he's been part of all of them

[HappyCatSaysDie]

0:22 DIES FROM ADORABLE POISONING O-O

[AnnieBella8635]

Henry is just beautiful.

[TinyRedUmbrellas]

press zero over and over again, so cute!!!! :)

[antiquedaughter]

happy birthday~!!!!!!!!!

[listentotheraenfall]

Henry used to have such dark hair. Now it's so blond.

[Lauraa4023]

Henry looks more like Hank than John!

[ItsLittleLaura]

Keep pressing 0 for Henry adoreableness!

[james13602]

Hanko de mayo......hahaha that was funny

[MeyTheSkunk]

Henry's the cutest ball of puffiness that ever did live. (If he was to be fused to Rocktard, from the Shaytards, the cuteness would be so overwhelming, hearts would literally melt.)

[massizme]

WHEN DID HENRY GO BLONDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

[mackzekerule]

OH MY ADORABLE BABY HENRY PUFF. He's so cute I can hardly stand it. And he's not my kid. How do you cope with the Cuteness Levels??? <3

[HearMySinging]

Does Henry crack you up often? Because he puts me in hysterics.

[gameygamey90]

henry+blanket=nom

[allierp]

...i honestly can't count how many times i replayed the part of the video where henry says "hi"<3

not to sound to much like an ol' geezer, but he's growing up so fast! he's probably going to be the most spoiled kid on the planet, with all of nerdfighteria showering him with love. you know what they say, it takes a village(:

[USofAustralia]

0:19 cuteness

[theoutcastparade]

"Hi!"

"Hi, happy birthday uncle hank! he's not gonna say that, he's just gonna say 'hi' "

"Hi"

so cuuutttttteeee!!!!

[kitykk26]

OMGEEE HENRY IS SO ADORABLE! <3

[taternuts1992]

JOHN, YOUR CHILD IS SO ADORABLE!!!!

I hope Henry gets to watch this later in life and see how many people thought he was adorable

[4lifeNerdfighter]

press zero repeatedly for epic cute-tacularness.

[antheachua]

Dear John,

Please feature Henry more prominently and regularly in your videos.

[Shellewell]

@antheachua As he's said before, he's not going to feature henry more prominently or regularly in his videos because he feels that it isn't his decision wether henry's life is made public on the internet, he feels that it is Henry's decision wether he wants to be on the internet all the time, Fair enough given that that is the exact reason we don't see the yeti. Basically its Henry's business so don't request more. (also the internet is creepy, john doesn't want creepy watching his son)

[TheVozderazon]

henry is so darn cute

[guesswhaturdead]

Dude me and you have the same birthday :D

[chidori3sasuke5]

I should try and make an infinite loop of Henry saying "Hi"...

[AllieYourAlly]

@chidori3sasuke5 You could try infinite looper... That works rather well ^_^

[TVLover1995]

@chidori3sasuke5 press 0 repeatedly. :)

[FunnyGirlz221]

@chidori3sasuke5 if you do can you send it to me?

[NMHOP123]

@chidori3sasuke5 press 0 over and over and u will get that

[ChocolateMooseHunter]

I think for a punishment you should talk completley in cleshays :D!!!! 

[leingthelennart]

the second of henry is so sweet and funny :D

But one question: Does he ever say hi if you do ? :D

[teamhayleywilliams88]

0:01 NYAAAAAAAAA~~~

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

@teamhayleywilliams88 it's john's kid

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

@teamhayleywilliams88 opps sorry wrong person

[teamhayleywilliams88]

@TheGummyBearOverLord huh? lol

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

@TheGummyBearOverLord i meat to tell the coment below your s something. sorry bout that

[PhoenixImmortal18]

Hank.... Your son is adorable!! 8D <3

[ChocolateMooseHunter]

@PhoenixImmortal18 Henrys Johns kid

[PhoenixImmortal18]

@ChocolateMooseHunter Right after I typed that I shriveled up with embarrassment. Sorry everybody I don't know why I said Hank. 

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

@PhoenixImmortal18 it's John's sone

[DudeitsMalia]

press 0 over and over again :)

[kinglucanitus]

"He's not gonna say that, he's just gonna say 'Hi'. "

"Hi..."

[JammingintheValley]

dude i wish i had a brother like you

[davidfuckingblood]

cute child

[peteyandycreek]

I've been renamed, "Hi". I like it. THUMBS UP :D

[MysteryLover97]

I think my brain just exploded.

[xKiyuri]

My cat's birthday was May 5th. He's an official nerdfighter.

[PuppyPom]

Nice kitchen. Oh and the kid is all right too.

[lllama37]

You have the cutest baby ever.

AND HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, HANK! woo.

[jessicatbird]

so how does it feel to have the cutest son in existence? 

[iamasecretnerd]

Happy belated birthday Hank :)

[ergelaktarteko69]

HANK AND I SHARE A BIRTHDAY! MYLIFEROX

[jc7c87]

YOUR SON LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE YOU. i absolutely adore him.

[BlackBloodGhost]

HAPPY (now belated) BIRTHDAY HANK

[YusufAlaseeri]

I've been watching so much Hankgames, I'm not used to seeing John...

[CertifiablyInsane1]

GO SKYDIVING!!

[munchkinboots]

@morph995 No, but YOU implied they were. Slavery doesn't equal whipping. I can't be bothered to argue with you anymore, just try not to act so arrogant

[munchkinboots]

@morph995 By needind some people to be slaves, you hence make them less important as the managers. Well yeah, I guess i do, i LIVE in the 21st century. No actually, i am a great believer in hard work. No, everyone can share the managing and manual work together, as a community.

[BlackBloodGhost]

@morph995 I'm sorry, but what a ridiculous prospect. If we white people want a share of the food then we should get off our asses and lend a hand on the farms, cuz as you said hard work isn't a bad thing right? Things do not get accomplished by half the people on the farm standing around saying "My, what a lovely job you are doing at gathering those hen eggs." It takes cooperation. Everyone has to get their hands dirty. If you want management... well, that's kind of what government is for.

[thecurvymariachi]

Is it creepy when I say I want your adorable child? For keepsies?



[EDsRose]

I just rewatched this to be sure of Hank's age... He seriously looks 23, not 31. Wow...

[Pandaspazzes]

i think Hanks existence alone decreases world suck

[munchkinboots]

@morph995 Snakes can't talk to humans? You have obviosly never heard of a parselmouth :L Anyway, the snake was supposed to be like Satan incarnate, right? So he would be able to talk to humans? But anyway, I don't understand how you can jump from beasts walking on two legs, to deciding one race is more important or powerful or whatever than another.

[rosethorne]

He's so cute! (Henry not John (who I suppose is kind of cute more adorkable))

[sai8995]

hi *aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhh*

<3 Henry

[TaoklaPrincess]

OMG ME AND HANK HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY! IM THE COOLEST PERSON OF LIFE

[samwisegamgee09]

I've listened to Henry say "Hi" more times than I can be proud of.

@samwisegamgee09 ooooh my god me too