Karl Pilkington : Congress Tart

[MicksKicks1]

Does anyone not find this overstepping the mark?

[92Horvath]

Who are you?!

[SuperSushiCosplay]

It doesn't matter how many times I've seen this -- it still nearly kills me.

[CheeseWithMold]

Danz

[TheLucosaurus]

Danz

[anzleybreanna]

danznewz has reported on you... and i'm not quite sure why...

[AshleeLilyAnne]

What Dan... O_O rofl.

[MrMurderx1221]

Danz?

[CaptainMaund]

Wow. For some reason I always thought he was saying "Congress tower" 0_o

[twopeaspodcast]

"But what do you actually want?"

[toolworks]

Oh..my..god! "what do they want", "they want to use be as bargaining power". I am in stiches right now.

[speedl3]

"foooooockin hell"

[undrugged]

It's clear that Karl is aware this isnt real. He would have literally shit himself for real if he felt it was genuine.

[lewis2405401]

@undrugged not everyone is a coward but it seems like you are

[undrugged]

@lewis2405401 Hmm, it also seems like you are a cunt.

[lewis2405401]

@undrugged hmm maybe so but you know im right

[adlufc1141]

@undrugged i dunno mate, id imagine a white camera crew would be a perfect target for terrorists? i think he would have been 50-50 but still was pretty scared

[CarBomb3570]

fuuuuckin hell hahah....thats 1 serious prank...guy must have been shitting himself, their the last mofuckers u wannabe kidnapped by.....funny though

[mrfalafl]

Ricky is one fucking cruel cunt... I love him

[Displaysac90]

Too good.

[derflotr]

Stephen: Did your life flash before your eyes?

Karl: No, I couldn't see anything, I had a bag over me head

[ellagrace810]

i say we fake capture gervais next, see how he reacts

[DayDreamAscent]

"My body was going through the same thing Terry Waite had gone through - or whoever else had been tied to a radiator".

[no1diamondgeezer]

why are the top two comments the same

[FatBoySlim696]

@no1diamondgeezer Because it's that funny

[fascismanarchy]

I'm amazed how brave he is.

[dougster701]

love how karl refers to him self as a kid in this lmfao

[PuffyKumaTenshi]

Karl's face when the bag is lifted.

[BlueIce607]

Where are all these interviews from?

[sullstar07]

@BlueIce607 an idiot abroad series

[Visda58]

He's just shouting "congress tart!"

[micklfc]

'I love it when you go "who are you?" when the adrenalines kicking in, you can hardly breathe! You do a posh voice! "Who are you!" HA HA!'

That last laugh by Ricky is hilarious.

[SavatageBeast]

It starts getting hilarious when Karl loses it at 3:27

[iamconor6808]

they should do series 3 called Karl pilkington the revenge were karl sends ricky and Steve abroad and tells them what to do

[ohlookitsmikey]

Million, ah two, five million pounds!

[yatter1]

In Karl´s place I would smack Ricky and Stephen right in the fucking face.

[cartmanofsp]

@yatter1 No you wouldn't.

[yatter1]

@cartmanofsp Yes I would, RIGHT in the face.

[cartmanofsp]

@yatter1 And why would you hit them then, riddle me that.

[yatter1]

@cartmanofsp Someone arranges that sort of trick needs a proper smack in the face. You don´t get that?

[toxicgamer95]

3:44 ♥

[Alzerak]

xD

"We're getting sick of him"

"Why?"

"He's just shouting congress tart!"

[cartmanofsp]

How would you react if you had been kidnapped? You wouldn't know what to do really would you :(

[BigDaddyDJD]

The way Karl Walks with the bag on his head 1:19-1:24

[HoboKiller118]

1:58 - 2:00 that face is hilarious

[woutinator]

Briliant!

K: where getting sick of him

R: why, what's he doing?

K: he's just shouting congress tart

I laught so hard I got ters in my eyes!

[MegaShamrock89]

@woutinator I want this clip played at my funeral!!!

[DuzAndyKnow]

To anyone who thinks I'm being cruel to my experimental subject Andy in 'Duz Andy Know?' they should watch this video. lol.

The subject of that series is I suppose rather similar to Karl in some ways.

Pilkington fans are advised to go check it out.

[FlowaMan]

Hahahaah his face at 1:55 oh my

[luvWeed1000]

before u no it the A teams is coming in HAHAHAHAHA



[amor987654321]

"He's just shouting congress tart"

[OhPANDR]

''Who Are You . . .!!? ''

[mylightside]

Anybody other than Karl would probably have sued Ricky and Steve 10 times over by now.

[coffee2luv]

what does congress tart mean?

[crashin1]

@coffee2luv

It's a type of cake Karl used to nick from the back of a cake shop on his school lunch break.

[bcoy1para]

@coffee2luv a congress tart is a person thats a congressman or women that works within the american political system, the tart part means thats the go back on thier word, say things they dont means. i.e congress tart.

[MicksKicks1]

@bcoy1para lol its a bun. Karl is this you?

[Fauxchinaski]

@bcoy1para Bullshit. Congress Tart is a sweet that's popular in England.

[survivalisme88]

@Fauxchinaski

lol i wouldn't say its a sweet, its more a miniature cake/pie

[sst710]

@coffee2luv It's a type of pastry.

[luvWeed1000]

WHO ARE YOU?

[BlariX]

I'm in the office and now everyone is looking at me like I have gone insane. Congress tards. haha

[samwhitcombe123]

"getting sick of him"

"why?"

"just shouting congress tart."

i lost it at this point.

[SidewinderFox2]

only saw this last night on sky1...havent laughed as hard in years!! xD

[simoneblackstock]

"but what do you actually want?" hahahaha

[timsmail24487]

Does anyone not find this funny?

[crashin1]

@timsmail24487

No, now shut the fuck up and walk away.

Funniest man in the history of the universe.

[BlowYourMind69]

@timsmail24487 why search for this clip if u didnt find it funny ..

[Smith89123]

@timsmail24487 Karl.

[gmcaveety93]

@timsmail24487 It's not that funny, agreed. I'm a huge fan, don't get me wrong, but didn't love this

[mynameisbille]

LOL at WHO ARE YOU and I DONT EVEN KNOW ME MUM AND DADS NUMBER

[c1992J]

i dont even know me mam and dads number...

[Iain1983]

who are you...? hahahaha!

[88FingersEddward]

This is one of the greatest videos I've ever watched. I laughed out loud at 1:59, 2:25, and 2:45. And I really lost it at 3:56. These three are geniuses. All three of them.

[SirJakatak]

who are you LOL

[kalsoa657]

BAHAHAHA"...don't do that!..."

[vladimirvputinstein]

what is it actually called where you get a code word. i would like to know more about that.

[Maximusz62]

"I don't even know my mum and dads number!!"

[bestsupportingactor1]

love the bit where karl goes " What do acutally want?" pause. " What would they want?" LOL

[adwam1]

@bestsupportingactor1 haha i'm watching this video specifically to listen to that bit.

[pmorgan1980]

"before you know it, the A-Team are coming in"

[142rose]

Absolute genius, makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it. Brilliant!!!

[thatkindofguy234]

I agree with Ricky, the "who are you?" bit is well good

[ColdShaunUK]

His face at 1:58, hahahah genius

[ubitcumajkemi]

"you are out of order..." :D

[fozzyfisherman]

were geting sick of him he keeps shouting congresstart ! hahahhaahh

[bensimps123]

Karl looks all young and smooth on here

[culpanface]

Who gave this a thumbs down?

[Tname20077]

@culpanface the actual ppl who kidnapped Karl, he kept yelling congress tart!!!

[saykharng]

oh! my god, this is awsome, where this 1 terrorist came from, kill him likes.

[jimmyredpant]

"did your life flash before your eyes" .... "na i had a bag over my head" hahahah metaphore:lost.

[reNastic]

I don't even know me mom N dads number

[BooshShotz]

@reNastic "I don't even know me mam n dads number!"*

[NotARacistRapist]

@reNastic mom, tut tut, do they look american?

[kyleB061]

@reNastic he says mam* why so many likes on this fail lmao

[reNastic]

@kyleB061 shut the front door!

[MikuMikuDouga523]

Face-palm.

[2009lsfds]

he cant get 'em in london.

[slatom1234]

hes shouting "congress tart"!!!!

[ddlatone]

How the F does this only have 32,000 hits??? This might be the best 4 minutes of TV ever.

[ricster888]

Check out "Karl eats six jam donuts and almost dies" for an earl mention of congress tart courtesy of Dickie Anderson!!

[TheNightmareAssasin]

head like a FUCKING orange!

[alpha123jay]

what congress tart disliked this

[AlexDCl]

Ricky WOULD spent five million to get Karl back if he was kidnapped.

[tristanv1]

Thank you Mr.Pilkington i haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[LampAndPancakes]

I would rather be an idiot than a sociopath. However, combining these makes a fricking good TV show.

[louisa2392]

karls face @ 1:59

[gefan3]

"Hello. We have taken Karl Pilkington hostage. Our demands for his release are..."

[Click]

"Hello? Hello?"

[djgograth123]

I love how when he is kidnapped he says sky1 like they'll know and be like 'Oh Sure we'll leave u alone i watch that every night'

[JJJMMM1]

I think that was a pretty nasty prank to pull.

[FranBMan22]

@JJJMMM1 Yeah, I agree. I mean, it's undeniably hilarious in theory, but it's a pretty evil thing to actually do to someone.

[iamlexlex]

somebody please answer me what a congress tart is? is it some kind of british slang?

[Captain1928]

@iamlexlex Sort of like a jelly stuffed muffin.

[purevil5]

3:22 "a million ... 2 .. er 5 million pounds!"

I like how Pilkinton tries to calculate how much he thinks he is worth :D

[sgreen81]

"I dont even know me mam and dads number."

[Zombi3Assa22in]

lol imagine........

Bald weirdo turns on the phone... the 1st thing he says is

CONGRESS TART!!!!!

[iwantorlando05]

LMFAO!!

[SwordPlay2]

What a lovable daffer he is!

[Rogersmith026]

Some of the funniest shit I've EVER seen!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Tyler2004durden]

Hilarious!

I wanna be Karl Pilkington when I grow up. :-)

[P1KnM1X]

"Whooooo are you???" LMAO!

[Lowfaqat]

Karls face @ 3:59 is priceless

[RachelLee113]

I laughed out loud so much my dog looked at me funny while i was watching this on tv.

[pr3ston123]

''Who are you'??!''

Fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!

[thanatho123]

We're gonna kill this kid.. He keeps yellin' congress tart!

Fucking brilliant

[FuchsiasAttic1847]

I love this man SO MUCH! :-D

[Ryan13117]

"what do u actually want?" "he's just shouting congress tart!!" Aaahahshahaha

[thenamesbanana]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ME MUM AND DADS NUMBAH!

[Oldsquirrel]

I have been watch this part every day for the last two weeks and I have never got tired of it. SOOOO funny!! Karl is my new hero. Congress Tart!!!

[JBsfluffy]

I laughed so hard when I saw this! That is my family's new code word! CONGRESS TART! :P

[KittyKatMiri]

CONGRESS TART! XD i love the lost look on karls face when they remove the black bag ah priceless!

[FuchsiasAttic1847]

@KittyKatMiri He has such a great face

[Ekatrokitty]

Congress Tart, Congress Tart, I cant stop saying Congress Tart!!

[ikilledable]

I could watch this on repeat for days

[pharze]

The funniest part that he is really pissed off that he believes Gervais wouldn't pay. The poor guy just found out that his friend doesn't think he's worth 5 million pounds. That is true disdain he gave him at the end of the clip.

[josuesays]

@pharze Ricky's joking...

[pharze]

@josuesays Oh I know but Karl doesn't. That's why it is so funny. He really believes that Ricky would mess around with the situation.

[mirasango]

'He's just shouting Congress Tart', I swear to God I laughed for a min straight. I love Karl! lol

[charliefarlie20]

karl...marry me

[pjaylett]

I just love Ricky's reaction to Karl in this clip!

[honeyglamourdancehug]

Lmao i feel sorry for people who've never known the greatness of Karl im actually in love with him! lol

[paddy710]

This f'n legendary!! lmao! I love this guy!

[TheKimdunn]

@paddy710 Me too. :)

[paddy710]

This f'n legendary!! lmao! I love this guy!

[SFGftw]

He's just shouting "Congress Tart!"

LMAO

[SFGftw]

This was so funny!

[PancakesHouse]

I love Karl trying to decide how much ransom he's worth: "A million... Two-- Five million pounds!" 

[TheKimdunn]

We're sick of him.He's just shouting Congress Tart.OMG.

[jackgb137]

we're gonna kill this kid!

[RelapseGalore55]

Steve: They often say in those moments youre life flashes before your eyes, is that what happened?

Karl: No..cause well like i said i had a bag over me, i couldnt see a thing. hahahahah

[5tuart1983]

BUT WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT LOL

[Sophageddon]

I love the way Karl closes his eyes when he's talking to the terrorists "what do you actually want?"

[samon95]

best part of the entire seris!

[LordChimpKing]

"We're going to kill this kid."

He's like 39.

[AndysEdits]

i loved the bit where Karl forgot to play the role of the terrorist

I completely lost it at 2:45-2:49 when he just says congress tart haha!