Worst Pickup Line Ever

[DragonGeisha82]

used on me: "I'm going to give you what all good bitches want... a bone...."

>_> <_< seriously?...

[TrulySomebody]

"Hey girl, turn around so I can see your ass."

I was super freaked out.....

[Windgrace]

"You have some great dick sucking lips...I'd love to see you use them."

No joke.

[Nreeec]

"drink this, there's no rohypnol in it. :)"

[itsjustshy21]

Are u from tennessee ? Cuz I want to make out with ur face ^.^

[naumrusomarov]

say it "suck that cock"!

[mcflychica516]

"Oh gurrl I LOVE you. You think I'm kidding, no I'm serious. I think it's your thighs."

Homie, what?

[xsillyxmelaniex]

Hey baby, if your left leg is act one and your right leg is act two, I'll see you at intermission ;)

[Whitney1598741]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Susie....

[xsillyxmelaniex]

@Whitney1598741 That would suck if her name is Susie.

[AwesomelyAware]

so waving my junk at you wont work ehh, darn lol. Good video.

[BeyondBirthdayL]

My favourite pick up line is to walk up to someone and put my arm around them and say "Hey baby, you like checkers?"

[virtualia]

nice shoes, wanna fuck? :D

[chrisserrific]

One time I was in a bar in Jacksonville, and this dude came up to me, and asked me how old I thought he was, and I was like, "I don't know, 20?" and he was like, "No really." And I was like, "...25?..." and he was like, "What if I told you I was 14 when you fell out of your mother's vagina?" Yeah.... I was 18 at the time... 

[anonymous19601]

P.S. It's cute that you think he was asking you for a "date."

[anonymous19601]

That sounds like the best pickup line ever to me.

[sammyk9590]

your the cutest, lol.. so adorable, love you.

[l28l28]

a really drunk guy came up to me and tried to use the 'mirror in your pocket' pickup line but it came out as

'Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'cause I can see myself in your ... bed

hahahaha

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Him: have you got a prune?

Me: No

Him: how about a date?

[JaseyRae80]

It's not really a pick up line but one guy told me that his name was Darling. So I called him that for the longest time. Only a while afterward did I get told what his name actually was......... I looked so stupid haha

[BlueberryRobotPro]

So much negativity. Advice for all of you, enjoy them!! They are hilarious. My personal favorite is If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. ;)

[xtacee1990]

I feel ashamed. I would have sucked his thing ....

[LoveThroughSong]

Game show pick up line: "is that your final answer?"

[Caitlan91]

"damn giiirl, where's your man"

"not here obviously.."

"he ain't smart then huh uh ima grab you n tear you right up.. Small lil things like you get freaky.. I'll throw you over my shoulder that's the end of that"

"um.. Wha..? I'm gonna go now"

"that your friend?"

"uh yea.."

"she's got a nice ass.."

Like wtf!!! I'm about 5foot no extra inches this dude was a giant roid machine!!!

[MzBlackIvy]

"yea ive been in the darkness maybe you can bring me to the light by taking me out?" #dead

[XgunnaBfamousX]

"nice tits....can i touch em?"

[Mantie16]

You should've used the Jenna Marbles way to get people to stop talking to you

[nanaxbananaa]

"Call me when you turn 18"

[amandaggogo]

*I was in the kitchen making a sandwich when my basement stalker walks in* "You're so hot I could cook a grilled cheese on you!"

Wish I was making that up.

[amandaggogo]

.....Is that architecture in helsinki's "Do te whirlwind" I hear in the background there? :0D

Totally subscribing, you are awesome.

[grayeyeswatching]

Old guy in the gay club bathroom, standing behind me while I pee, asking me if I come here often...

[arcoirisbonitisimo]

uploaded on my birthday. FUCK YEAH!

[MsSlick96]

"this is not how you pick me up"  lmfao :D

[AzzetoPS3]

Does this smell like chloroform?

[aempty]

If just one guy naked freaked you out. I am sure you didn't survive a minute at the Folson St. fair... LOL

[GlobalRSer]

You remind me of Stu from the hangover :D

[thanksforthepanda]

I have a thing for fat girls, and damm girl your fat

He was being serious........

[pearsilklisa]

Hmmmm, either I'm really oblivious or no one's approached me with a really obvious pickup line yet. Probably a combination of both. I don't even want to count the number of times I was talking to a guy, completely unaware, and my friends have pulled me away saying, "That guy wants to get in your pants."

[MsDoodl3z]

do you have a map. cuz i got lost in your eyes

[natesuxxful]

By the way, that was just a joke. I do not condone sleeping with a homeless guy for food.

[natesuxxful]

A guy outside a Starbucks said "will do favours for dinner". Needless to say, I got mine and he got his.

[anditspaganpoetry]

A drug fucked homeless guy picked me out of a crowd and came up to me and said "do you have any spare change? or a boyfriend?"

[GavnerWinterLuver]

Guy: 'Sup, pretty thang

Me: Uhh, hi?

Guy: Like it up the ass or the pussy

Me: I'm walking away now. I don't like creeps. *walks away*

True story.

[bibbitloveslife653]

''Will u go out with me''

Me: ''no... i dont know u''

"why dont we date to get to know eachother"

Me: ''cuz i dont.. want.. to..?

*five minutes l8r*

"so we're basically together right''

-_-

[skg373]

it didnt really work at first... but she grew on me...

"Can I feel your forehead?"

...we're now engaged

[CaroSombrero]

"On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?"

Yeah... no.

[leahshea123]

If you were a bugger I would pick you first

Are u jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy

Do u have ban-dade cause I just skinned myself falling for you

Am I dead cause your an angel

[Key2MyHeart13]

I'm so glad I subscribed today! This guy is hilarious! dftba xD

[sweethomealabama150]

@Key2MyHeart13 DFTBA ^.^ He's wonderful

[FrazzlesTheSquirl]

This one time this guy said to me "hey, we're both mildly attractive, we should date" ... yup at least attractive was in there somewhere

[123dfggCharlotte]

NONE! :D yep, forever alone. lol

[californiagorgeous]

"are you wearing astro pants?"

me: "no why?"

"cause your ass is out of this world."

[DayEyK]

The only time someone hit on me it was for a play, and the line was "How heavy is a polar bear?... Heavy enough to break the ice."

[munkie2202]

Funny pick up line I used to be humorous,(and of course I let them know ahead of time that I'm glad I didn't use it) but here it goes : Hey, nice ass...what time does it open? Hahaha and there ya have it!

[funnysarah06]

"I fucking love you & want to fucking rape you' That was useed yesterday. My friend was terrified of him & called the cops.

[ShelbyDiener]

You're going to think I'm joking, but

"You wanna go fuck?"

Basically I looked at him and then walked away.

The fuckin' nerve.

[MegaSwiftKick]

"Your body is Wonderland and I want to be Alice."

[NonObstacle]

"Hey, you wanna go eat at McDonald's sometime?"

[rikkijonas200]

WHY do i not live in san francisco!!!

[partygirl2013]

this guy used this on my bestfriend!

just because soccer has a goalie doesnt mean you cant score ;)

worst pickup line ever!

[Khemrikhara]

It took me until the end of the video where you stop talking to recognise that you have AIH playing in the background. Aussie music! Yay! Anyway, I don't think I have ever actually been officially hit on, so I guess I'm fortunate like that.

[sharkpover]

yo blow mee



[erasmusrasmus]

Hey, I like your forehead

[KucalaMcNugget]

Some random ass guy came up to me, looked me in the eye and said " I can last 15 minutes in bed." I paused and asked if he was serious. He replied with a yes. I laughed in his face and told him "My foreplay lasts at least twice as long as that."

[hatcha987]

Some random chick walked up to me at a bar and told me she wanted to treat me like a female child soldier in Africa and rape me. I was like GIRL WHAT THE FCK

[ba3362]

i completely respect how classy you are

[TheSmileyWay]

"NICE ASS"

[justmehere36]

hahahaaa I have this friend named Herman. And his favorite pick-up line is "My name is HER man, but I can be YOUR man. ;D"

[Hannahdabeast]

Omg, a car full of ghetto black people drove by me, and one guy with a gold grill screamed, "I'm not lookin atcha booty girl, I'm lookin atcha beauty." I lol'd hard.

[GleekVero]

More of a rejection cover-up than a pick up line...I was on the bus solving a rubik's cube.. The guy next to me was chatting to me which was fine and all.. Until he asked me out to dinner. I said sorry, but I was about to meet up with my boyfriend (lie), to which he said "Oh well, I guess he saw your rubik's cube before I did".

[YouBloodyKook]

Hhahhahah omg i feel bad for you Tyler.

[differentandalike]

FUNNY PICK UP LINES

[XDpeaceout]

we were walking around a parking lot after a concert and this boy knocked into me.

me: "oh excuse me"

him: "oh no. excuse ME. Its all my fault. I bumped into you on purpose in hopes of talking to you for a second. Im so sorry."

x]

[treehugger925]

did you fart? because you're blowing me away.

LOLJK it smells like shit

[mukaikof]

a nice pickup line for you would be "Nice legs what time do they kick me in the face" for being such a dumbass

[alexandraEDZ]

one night with me, and they'll be calling you moaning myrtle. 

[Klainersforlife23]

@alexandraEDZ harry potter pick up lines ftw!

[alexandraEDZ]

ever heard of platform 9 and 3/4? cause i know something with the exact same measurements.

[musicmeistergirl]

Hey does this chloroform covered cloth smell funny to you? O.e Never hang out with bitches that leave you when that happens. They won't come rescue you.

[slapinthebassMAN]

guy: "hey you like my shoe...WANNA FUCK..*creeper face*"

Me:....."FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT"

[UdonBullets]

You just made me feel so good about not being a slut! Thank you. So many pressures today. :D

[iLoveCasperCakez]

"Are you a slingshot?? Cuz u sent me flying" .-.

[immy5044]

This didn't happen to me this happened to a friend So pretty much like our whole class was on this trip for an academic club and she was in the talent portion and she sang "Popular" from wicked and she even wore the puffy pink dress. so after she had finished she had left something in the stands and my friend had left her jacket so we were right behind them. on the way back to the group on guy goes up to her and said "I know you can teach me to be popular but can you teach me your phone number"

[McJarmus]

I was in school and two of my friends came up to me when I was sitting and one said:

"hey girl, are your parents retarded because your special"

Then the other one came up right after him and said:

"were you on fire because your smoking hot!!"

All I could do was laugh :o)

[kadyhelene]

My ex used "did you fart? Cause you blew me away!" ....there's a reason we broke up....

[Ihearatruck]

"You want a muffin"

"No"

I want your muffin:

O.o

Note: He's making out with his girlfriend

[trevorr777]

"I'm dtf if you are"

WHO SAYS THAT?

Like i'm really going to be like "OH YEAH I TOTALLY AM COME HOME WITH ME"

[allthetimesometimes]

best pickup line ever "here smell this napkin"

[THESpencerCollins]

I've never had a pick up line used on me nor have i ever heard one used on someone else. People where I'm from hate pick up lines, but my FAVOURITE is "your lips are like skittles and I love to taste the rainbow." :D

[RosesCANbeBLUE46]

"Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?" (;

[JimmothyDean]

I'm 17 and sometimes when I go out, groups of girls always try to talk to me. :P

[GenerationX80]

After 4 hours talking at a bar i told the guy, what the hell are you trying here?? He said yes uhm you know.. i uhm... and i said, boy get to the point.

He: Relationship or a ONS, i am open to anything

Me: Thank God, i´m not. Then i walked away..

[kingerbabble]

Damn, you look fertile from this angle.

[dancer4life38]

"Guuuurl, can I get you pregnant?"

[theatertaylor17]

"Did you just fart?...cuz you blow me away."

-__- wtf.

[SmarterEurasian]

"You're rape material."

Serious.

[KissThePond]

@SmarterEurasian People have actually told me that. Not flirting, just plain serious.

[Price245]

Get in the van

[RooThisDay]

Of course the "what's your favorite holiday? Mine is fourth of July, I like FIREWORKS" (while simultaneously putting arm around shoulder in motion of a firework) and my fave of all time "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants."

[owainthepoen]

Guy walks up to me in a bar and says "I'm a man of few words....Yes or No?"

[varsitycheer15]

"If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl like you, I would have one nickel."

[wpgrogue]

One guy came up to me and told me that he was a bottom...I told him good for you now get a life.

[tonytrue100]

You are so funny! I'm not clever enough to use pick up lines, and I'm passed that. I am married. But it doesn't mean that I have lost my sense of humor. I like funny stories.

[DropDeadCurious]

man X - whats black, blue and red all over?

me - i dont know...

man X - hopefully my balls tonight

D8

[tudoinfertilidade]

Childish

[akingamongstqueens]

I enjoyed the shit out of that video! =D Cheers bro!!

[alittlesummerwind]

"You look like the kind of girl who would put out if I bought you a drink. So, can I buy you a drink?"

Or...

"Are you an archeologist? Because I've got a big bone for you to examine..."

No. Just...no.

[wizard101personguy99]

Tyler do you have a bf?

[xHaleyBear]

"Do you do karate, because your body is kickin." Someone said that to me in the 5th grade. Scarred for life.

[juanitolovesyou]

" babe im like milk, ill do your body good" LOL fail!

[Anemiiekjeee]

A friend of mine asked a girl at the bar: "How old is your granny?"

Guess what: they went on a date! =D

[thinkunique2009]

you are too damn funny <3

[Eladrys]

This made me laugh so hard.

[DanWCloud]

Downstairs Mix-Up! HA! Old Greg FTW.

[iwannadrinkacupoftea]

"for a fat chick like you, your breasts are really small."

[D1n9e12l5]

"Is this the line for the abortion clinic?"

[codyburgett]

What happened to your boyfriend??

[Jonesman08]

Best pickup line EVER: "Hey girl, are your parents retarded? Cuz you're really special."

[CLVincent13]

"Do you have a daughter named Stacy!?"

[RedVelvetRoads13]

Welcome to San Francisco.

[KathyNg123]

Ahaha San fransisco is home of disease and faggots

[toallyso]

"my parents keep saying we should go out..." is that a pick up line, or just my stupid friend?

[erizzunyo]

You have such class!

[TheRobertStull]

"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"

[brainygal1]

"Hey girl, you look like sex." So, apparently I'm sweaty and not entirely attractive.

[totallyclueless101]

that shirt looks becoming on you....but if i was on you i'd be coming too

[LilahFred]

"You're like my dad, cept hotter"

[FoamyTheSquirrel2]

An old man told me I had sexy toes

[terribletarynn]

roses are red violets are blue. I want to fuck you with a rake (:

I tried this one time and idk why it did not work...

[riqmoon]

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[audgeon58]

1000th COMMENT!

[plutoishot88]

A firend of mine got picked up with "You would make a great trophy wife"!!!!! I'm pretty sure she hit him!

[whiskerstherock]

where i live the most common pickup line used is 'Aw gisem!' which translates to 'hey body!' no seriously -.-"

[aayyyyyeey]

"is your dad a terrorist cuz youre the bomb" is always good, and "i've lost my number can i have yours" and "did it hurt....when you fell from heaven" omfg theyre all so cheesey

[wonderlandkidd]

Somebody once walked up to me and (with an EXTREMELY unhappy face) said "You'll do." :|

[OhMyGodGiveMeAName]

@wonderlandkidd oh god! thats awfull!

[wonderlandkidd]

@OhMyGodGiveMeAName Tell me about it! XD

[OhMyGodGiveMeAName]

@wonderlandkidd well, that somebody was a fool. i just watched your video and you´re adorable! (sorry for the cutesy word but with makeup like that...)

[eihy]

@wonderlandkidd LOL!!!!



[lovemelikeiloveyou1]

Worst pick up line ever used on me?

Did you just fart, because you're blowing me away.

[fawadgill]

@lovemelikeiloveyou1 that one is totally hot

[CrazyBitchAroundHere]

i'm late for this, but i'm going to answer anyway. so, i was at this club once with my best friend, then two guys come to talk with us and we were waiting for the rest of the group, i told this guy several times to lave and i was checking at my watch every two seconds like please just leave and then the guy goes like 'what do you have a game in there?' NO, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO SAY THAT?! i don't know, it's been two years since that and i still think it was the worst XD

[sowhat5000]

In my bio lab class I got "I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans" Points for intelligence? yes Chance of me ever dating or talking to him again? Not in hell.

[frenchpasta14]

"roses are red, violets are blue, can i fuck you?"

[etrox318]

It's not just you.

[sunnygrl9]

"are those space pants cause your ass is out of this world?"

"no but these are softball pants and this ass is out of your league"

[SweetLylia1]

14 people didn't get the love... or the jokes. XD

[irishdesert]

A guy walked up to me on the dance floor and said; "Cute shoes, you wanna fuck?"  I told him no but thanked him anyway. Hey they were cute shoes after all!

[LeilaRosette]

I told a guy that I'm studying at U of M and I want to go to law school, and he responded by saying he just got his Pre-Law Degree from U of M. yeah.....there is no "pre-law degree"

[koukaorilove]

My neighbor who i see like everyday once asked me "Hey, do you live here too?" -.-

[DanZyG6]

A guy asked me if I was hungry and I said I was...he then says "Pull it out then!"...and i literally died...(yes, I am just as confused as you are)

[nikeshoxification]

love this! are you not with your boyfriend anymore?

[maryflt]

some guy once said he wanted to "grab my boobies"

Super weird. Not good with girls.

[ombredancer]

I was trying to get into Epcot at Disneyworld this past Friday and he said:

"Sorry I can't let you through here, our beautiful people quota has been filled for the day"

[iRideiHorse]

@ombredancer AWW! that's so cute

[RolyVola]

Do you have a boyfriend? My friend thinks you're cute ... -_______-

[AlfreRod]

Tyler your amazing!!! Not many classy gay guys exist in this world, Thank you being an inspiration :D

[cabron88]

"fuck me"

yep straight to the point, just... "fuck me"

[FoxxieLove100]

"You have pretty eyes. Do you have any Asian in you?"

"No."

"Do you want some?"

@_@

[PipersSon]

Tyler... you're officially now one of my fav gays. Thank you for being classy. Much love

[elizaaaabethrose]

"You training for the Olympics girl?" ….yup….that's exactly why I was @ the gym @ 2am….to come train for the Olympics.

[randomkayleigh1]

a guy at school came up and said "this iphone has everything except your number"

he didnt have an iphone...it was a mini box of cereal :/

[eihy]

@randomkayleigh1 LOL this could've been a pretty descent pick up line otherwise.

[doiconfuseyou]

Plus, um, do you not have a boyfriend? (If that is no more, I apologize.)

[ThatPurpleFlounder]

"You see that candy he sellin', I wouldn't put that in my mouth and I know you wouldn't either. Howeva, if you lick my candy here, I'll lick your candy right in yo titties!" Ugh! Never been used before, but guys don't ever use it or think about using it!

[FTNY10]

"You look like a cute kitty"

...no, just no...