MISSED CONNECTIONS

[hillock10]

Very funny! Good work.

[mjsimons9757]

Where the F*** can you get a three dollar handjob? THAT"S my kinda girl

[ihateku729]

I WANT MORE

[sarahazelnut]

i wish they made more of these! 

[illyBgood]

Are these based on actual missed connections?!

[thatgirlmimi123]

I dont get the adorable eccentric...

[sarahazelnut]

@thatgirlmimi123 Im pretty sure they were trying to make it seem like he was one of those guys that kidnaps you and locks you in his basement for years...and she was like "oh how cute this guy clearly likes me"

[Pressthe8]

@sarahazelnut Are you talking about the first guy? xD Cause he was gay

[idkwhattonamemyself]

@sarahazelnut Nah he was a retard I think

[CyberHarpie666]

Do you realize that EVERY woman in this video has red hair...

[VCY199]

free spirited elegance: "Handjob 3 dollars" XD

[fatty682910]

Eliza is a smoking crack whore. This wouldn't ave happened if she had a sassy gay friend.

[DanAndFriends9]

@LTHSFampire the guy or the girl?

[teebourb]

handjob 3 DOLLARSSS!

[ByjinNgooyin]

MOAR OF DEEZ!

[XChurisoX]

Can we have so more of this? Please and thank you.

[mrsmikeymike]

More of this, please!

[StrawberryBunnyButch]

was that grace form will en grace? lol

[LTHSFanpire]

the sad thing is the first one is so my friend

[OneJumpFromEden]

Hand-job, three dollurrrs XD that's MY offer, lol

[citrinestone]

"I don't wanna hurt you, but it has to happen." xD

[Rundas1234]

this channel is very underrated, this shit is hilarious!

[origamiist]

i don't get the second one either?

[thegolfmonster]

Hand job 3 dollas!

[AshCakesxD]

i dont get the second one. can someone explain it to me??

[dyld921]

@AshCakesxD He was looking at the map behind her :))

[dyld921]

@AshCakesxD Oh, and he came in his pants =))

[CaptainCocaine]

@AshCakesxD He was going to rape her, but chickened out. She mistook his malicious intent for romantic interest.

[QuatroDiablo]

Posted at Bay Area CL

[xXxBeMyEscape2011xXx]

0:22 COACH VESPA.

Love... Your past students Hayley, Maggie, and Joe

[gordonj08]

I work in the ER and a paramedic that came in one night, I was thinking was gay but unsure, ended up posting under M4M of the Missed connections section. One of my friends checks it and called me: nurse at DRH ER, first name starts with J, etc... My friend was flipping out on the voicemail, so I looked, and it made sense. So I flipped out and showed all my coworkers. Spoke to him a week later when I saw him at the bar - it was him that posted.

[MissLucyBoomer]

LOL I almost choked i laughed so hard XD

[nothlithawk777]

lmao, these all remind me of that movie One the Line, where Lance Bass's character puts an article in the newspaper describing how he met this one girl but never got her name or info.

[thisisannoying2]

This is THE funniest thing I've seen in a while

[WonderExperience]

I don't wanna hurt you but it has to happen./

[keythah]

I totally had a successful missed connections meet-up. He was who he said he was and until he moved away, it was fun.

[KDenDance10]

handjobthreedollars!

[Lamoir]

The ending credits song sounds alot like the jingle from Suikoden I.

[TeenNewsLive]

handjob 3 dollars :)

[FlyAwaySongbird]

omgosh the first one killd me xD

[jacsidmos77]

HILARIOUSSSS!!! video...who does that craiglist shit?

[echo3347]

more of these please! :)

[FreshPrinceLoverEm]

Haha, this is funny! Though I don't understand the second one. Was he a rapist or something?

[caridyer13]

LOL!!!! " I don't wanna hurt you but it has to happen.." LOL!! Love it!

[SynneDennis]

Was the second guy a rapist?

[Mysterey101]

That's the best looking three dollar hoe I've ever seen.

[happykitty11]

.....who throws a sock of pennies??

[jg325]

sock full of pennies!!!! lol

[TitoIsTheGreatest]

...You, super hetero hunk!

[KingGoofy1]

@TitoIsTheGreatest HAHAHAHAHA.

[HighLitedHelios]

around here, handjobs are 2 for $1 with the purchase of a large popcorn

[basketball727]

FUNNY :D

[WhenIdreamaboutyou]

2. guy scared me.

[utopiainwonderland]

LOL. funny.

[joshuatification]

they should really draw a line between self delusion and love at first sight. HAHA

[derebin]

The "show me yours" box just links to the "your mother's sex tape" video.

fix fix fix!

[derebin]

MORE GODDAMN YOU MORE

[boringgrass]

LOL $3 so cheap

[pokepokefanfan]

best thing i've seen in ages.

[scootosan]

wouldn't that be 3 bucks for spirited elegance?

[gulabZjamal]

@scootosan this comment needs thumbs ups. get to it ppl

[SilverrAnn]

hahaha, this was great XD!

[AnimexBoi]

This is too funny LOL

[lykoleon]

GOODDAAMMM A TUB OF CHIPOTLE SAUCE FELL ON MY LAP WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEOOO...IM CURRENTLY CONTEMPLATING HOW TO GET TO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT MAKING A MESS

[shazam15]

@lykoleon

THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. MESS IS INEVITABLE.

[Annergize]

Great videos

[MsTrycie]

This video made my day.

[tatertotter808]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[EddyMorino]

More of these. For the love of god, more of these.

[Rocflanagan]

The only thing funnier, would be to meet the peopel that actually do that..

[Erilis666]

lol, do ppl really do these "missed connections" things?

[BlackCatJaja]

@Erilis666 Yes. Yes they do. Some even develop lifelong obsessions.

[tabernaclia]

I loved this.

[ZAPdontlook]

i loved the last one, haha

[barrystevenorvin]

SUPER HETERO HUNK

[charmedamie18]

love the first one! lol

[hannahs1313]

It is about time someone has portrayed the elegance that Craigslist brings to the missed connections.

[Mikej1592]

ROFLMAO

[hotpotato44]

this was awesome.

[fabiopm]

I didn't get it at all

[LiveForFunny]

@fabiopm The point was that these people are clueless.

[mrteemumilto]

@LiveForFunny No it isn't. The point is that you the viewer are clueless.

[tinafeynatic]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[pumpkin0core]

I LOVED IT.

[MagicTurtle643]

Omg that was hilarious. "Look it... Look what I'm doing."

[NubianTribesman]

this was some funny shit.

[booboonation]

I'm the last one.

[inkystinky123]

Ffs. Stop saying "finally a good video" etc... SCN has ups and downs, some suck, some are amazing. They can easily learn from their mistakes by looking at the likes/dislikes.

[Carnelianhope]

@inkystinky123 Watch Saturday Night Live. One of the most critically acclaimed and beloved television of late night for many decades. Not every sketch is a winner. Hell, not ever SHOW is a winner. It's difficult. If what most of us to consider to be the funniest show of all time can have ups and downs, why is it any different for a sketch show on the internet? I think SCN is fantastic!!

[thecrazychipmunkgirl]

lol

[mrteemumilto]

@thecrazychipmunkgirl Yeps

[ilovemylifeful]

wow,you finnaly started making good videos...we will see how long this will go on...

[N1COLA3]

Haha, nice.

[GhostofThirteen]

It keeps freezing at 0:54 where the guy is grabbing his crotch. The video refuses the go passed this point. It's official. The internet hates me.

[aolambros]

@GhostofThirteen maybe you should refresh..

[hannahcullen47]

WHATTT

[MrLvJake]

awesome

[cattywattyful]

what is this? -I don't even!

[TheElitist26]

hahahaha free spirited elegance! 

[fantasyfeak999]

LMAO! This is genius!

[iBeMeNicoleMarie]

hahaha so great! please make more of these!

[The95Alex]

genious ! xD

[juanmora19910209]

LMFAO ...disturbingly realistic. p.s. the handdrawn turkey @ the end was gold.

[MarkAllendotnet]

Sadly, that is probably more docudrama than sketch comedy.

[mrteemumilto]

@MarkAllendotnet No it isn't. In reality, these people live alone, think low of themselves, never fulfill the hopes of those who admire them and are bullied by the clueless normal people

[OhplsAndrew]

@mrteemumilto i don't get it

[mrteemumilto]

@OhplsAndrew Get what?

[OhplsAndrew]

@mrteemumilto i don't remember

[mrteemumilto]

@OhplsAndrew Ow!

[barakuda1111]

Love it :)

[passivenexus]

LOL

[thedombrose]

Thats is fuckin hilarious!

[TitoIsTheGreatest]

omg, rofl

[supermanXL]

funny

[BlueSuki]

OMG do people really do that!?

[lodevijk]

@BlueSuki Probably yes. It's Craigslist.

[venomjuicy]

painfully realistic even in all it's glorious absurdity..

[atheistworstenemy]

moar

[Bento]

Best part " I don't want to hurt you, but it has to happen"

[MrConundrum2020]

LMAO....

[windar997]

Pretty hillarios, nice change from the usual.

[Minidrummer101]

i like turtles

[crazybrittany6]

It's sad because it's true.

[alexgillespie1]

NOT FIRST!!!!!!

[Mycin101]

First!!! :)