Alarm clock, excuse for random strangers to feel like they can touch your children, diet plan (no time to eat), your biggest fan (they'll listen to you sing forever)
I use my kids for lots of things now that they are older (they are 2,4,5) Yesterday they were my housekeepers - I taught them this great game. They pick up one thing and put it away, they get a penny. About $1 in pennies later my playroom and living room were clean (and my 5 year old even begs me to vacuum!) Teach them right ladies and you can retire early!
PS - just to clarify, I only have them do housework when THEY think it's fun. Please don't send me hate mail about child labor laws.
Safety inspector - ever seen your baby be playing away all happy and then suddenly BONK they knock themselves out with their toy. Where's OSHA when you need them?
Model/mannequin - I love to dress all 3 of my girls up in frilly dresses with all the cool accessories and live vicariously through them. I mean c'mon - if you could wear that boa with those shoes and that sparkly purse and get away with it as an adult... wouldn't you? Eccentric.
Boys work great as a sprinkler system when changing their diaper. =)
Instant superiority complex - "My baby is better than yours" (Sorry - no kid's better than mine! lolz) You do not know how to brag right till you have a kid.
ummm... Vacuum - only one of my kids went through the eating everything on the floor stage (yes, LUCKY ME!), but that one man - I would vacuum - even moving furniture! and she would STILL find things to stick in her mouth.
Hmm... uses for a baby? what about tax write off? personal assistant? Quality control inspector? or Taste tester? extra set of hands? Mess maker? lol. These are all things I've used my kids for! :)
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MrKarebear55 1 month ago
how about when ever your upset your baby will coufert you to make you happy agian
Rangerkelly88 7 months ago
My aunt has lots of kids! I'm sure she could tell u some uses for your precious darling! Love your videos!!!
Ps. I was homeschooLED
fffv09 10 months ago
Remote Control! - Once my sister figured out where the TV buttons were, she pushed them all the time! hahaha
woauie 10 months ago
Alarm clock, excuse for random strangers to feel like they can touch your children, diet plan (no time to eat), your biggest fan (they'll listen to you sing forever)
hannahpoozer 11 months ago
room clearer (stinky diaper)
ChocoBritney 11 months ago
Smile maker :)
Shoe size tester
Makes sure things are balanced(by using them to help her walk)
Excuse to make youtube videos :D
Alarm clock
calzonecook 11 months ago
make up remover/slobber all over your face
hannahpoozer 11 months ago
I use my kids for lots of things now that they are older (they are 2,4,5) Yesterday they were my housekeepers - I taught them this great game. They pick up one thing and put it away, they get a penny. About $1 in pennies later my playroom and living room were clean (and my 5 year old even begs me to vacuum!) Teach them right ladies and you can retire early!
PS - just to clarify, I only have them do housework when THEY think it's fun. Please don't send me hate mail about child labor laws.
porterasylum 1 year ago 4
Safety inspector - ever seen your baby be playing away all happy and then suddenly BONK they knock themselves out with their toy. Where's OSHA when you need them?
Model/mannequin - I love to dress all 3 of my girls up in frilly dresses with all the cool accessories and live vicariously through them. I mean c'mon - if you could wear that boa with those shoes and that sparkly purse and get away with it as an adult... wouldn't you? Eccentric.
porterasylum 1 year ago
Boys work great as a sprinkler system when changing their diaper. =)
Instant superiority complex - "My baby is better than yours" (Sorry - no kid's better than mine! lolz) You do not know how to brag right till you have a kid.
ummm... Vacuum - only one of my kids went through the eating everything on the floor stage (yes, LUCKY ME!), but that one man - I would vacuum - even moving furniture! and she would STILL find things to stick in her mouth.
porterasylum 1 year ago
Hmm... uses for a baby? what about tax write off? personal assistant? Quality control inspector? or Taste tester? extra set of hands? Mess maker? lol. These are all things I've used my kids for! :)
BrownSuga245 1 year ago 2
way more than 20. opheliabh is such a hottie!
trombone42t 1 year ago
Oh and first view.
2ndtolastfilms 1 year ago
20? No I don't agree :P
2ndtolastfilms 1 year ago