banned commercial Amstel beer

[Xainfinen]

Good Joke.

[AJCorbijn8]

Wish commercials in America could be like that, but the Politically correct police would get it banned because it's "offensive". Fuck PC!!!!

[acmolenaar]

It wasn't banned?

[MrKingtaur]

Only one sex can answer that Brilliant !lol

[KingOfParrots]

Why was it banned?

[ThunderDragonair]

Wtf.. the left guy seems pretty delighted..

[krulen12]

@ThunderDragonair maybe he's gay... or he just won the bet between them =D

[rockbottom87]

Not banned.

[AGamersAdvantage]

haha thats a pretty joke ad

[Ommalley]

Hoezo geband o.0?

[longtailedmonkey]

well.. it was funny, hahaha.. i mean.. I get the joke.

[philiphuynh]

this is gay 

[SoldierDude199]

hahahah

[TheThirio]

love Amstel!

[WowOmgStudios]

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transvesites make for good jokes :T

[spiritwolf1970]

it wasnt banned, as SecularZone said, people put banned on to get hits.

[Cash2112]

Banned because she had a dick?

[Timei]

Reminds me I have a gallon of Amstel beer next to my fridge.

[TheGameHive]

Dutch people make awesome commurcials, its cuz of their humor i gues

[MBails1987]

THAT'S how you play it cool!

[The12Child]

That chick is a dude.

[floepdoos]

lol i think it takes a lot more to get a commercial banned in Holland xD

[dobrov1]

who cares about transsexuality? The reason why this commercial is so stupid is that it assumes that every single woman in the world knows nothing about football and every single man in the world understands the game. That's a pretty old-fashioned concept.

[LeBronForTheWin]

@dobrov1 ya.. maybe it is old-fashioned, but in modern day the odds are probably now 1/10 women will know about football, quite an improvement!

[OriginalLebster]

@LeBronForTheWin

ive been watching football since 90's :D France, italy, brazil and germany, and sometimes argentina <3

[TheGameHive]

@dobrov1 did you hear her?

[Doinesz]

@dobrov1 It's a pretty old old commercial too...

[GooseJaffa]

@dobrov1 its a joke faacking hell

[Tom02071982]

i can remember this......funny ;) but sure as hell not banned.

You can curse on tv and radio.

Some artists or i should say singers that get interviewed on the radio are stunned by the fact that its not a big deal in the Netherlands.

[tivatboys]

Amstel is the best beer in the world.

Greetings from Montenegro ; )

[flyingwaiter]

hhahhahaahahaha.... :P



[2Funky4me]

i apply that one too LOL

[DutchHorseAdventures]

@jiujitsubuddah about the voice: not really the woman the guy is talking too used to be a man. Thats what makes the joke for people from The Netherlands even more funny, because practically everyone here knows Kelly was born a man and got a sexchange and is now a woman. She used to be in some boring real life programm a few years back in Dutch tv

[ksefadoma]

I love that bitch!

[Alexa39940]

how to download that

[muismat21]

Amstel & Heineken same company who makes the beer.

( not that is has anything to do with it .)

But the commercials of the old days are much better than now.

[Andgrey]

Also,just because a commercial doesn't make it on air because it's crap or inappropriate it doesn't mean it was banned. Most commercials get chucked by the ad agency well before they would even present them for approval.

[Centurator]

EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT !!!

[chrisvene123]

Yeah, please stop the stupid ban commercial tittles for views, it's pathetic!!

[ffkoelle]

this was NOT a banned commercial!!!!!

[goedegebure]

En toch blijft Amstel niet te drinken!

[TheRealTricky]

@goedegebure

Banned of niet banned, je punt over Amstel is 100% waar!

[arriviste2020]

Good video, we need more like that!!

[k77jones]

wtf is that guy saying?

[radio100censura]

@k77jones Read the subs!

[k77jones]

@radio100censura

they r banned.

[imaLedZepGal]

@repsajui1 unless she looks and sounds like a man liek this one...

[heli92sweiz]

The sad thing is that this is not the real definition of off side. Either way great ad

[ltdpro4life]

AWESOME that is really great xD xD xD

[nimesh00l]

this commercial isn't banned im sure i saw this one on tv

[stylz99101]

Cdfu... That's a good 1

[SOCCERMUM44]

love it

[BlackmanTheJock]

haahahahah! lol !

[Fleurtje0]

now i get what off side is :D

[zeratul575]

that was a funny one

greetings from america

[pimnas]

@jiujitsubuddah oh man where would we be without sense of humor, ofcourse not everyone thinks like that, we just think its funny in commercials... geez stop being so serious and laugh once in a while..

[DanielvanderHelm]

Lol!

[subway394]

LMAO!!!

[gerfall]

L O L

[ThePsychologyGuy]

lmao

[virusmonster]

Lmao should of been in the kitchen with my sandwich

[Lievcocijo]

@jiujitsubuddah welcome to da internets :p

[IloveyouLenaKatina]

Hmm...there are plenty of women who know about sports...

[EdFeyenoord]

De beste die ooit gemaakt is.

[SlickBzR]

@VampirateYuki It's Dutch, language spoken in the Netherlands. :)

[VampirateYuki]

@SlickBzR Thank you!

[ronskifin]

its not offside it the attacker was not in offside when the pass was given

[radio100censura]

@ronskifin ...then... "She" a woman!

[lowaces]

but the three guys are so obviosly hetrosexual and have hot chicks and sluts hanging off them

[vonGobineau]

LMAO : D

[marilou7itgr]

offside isnt that difficult to understand noone explained me i just figured it my selby watching football

[030terror]

Warom is deze reclame ge banned dan? om dat dat wijf een travestiet is ofzo?? dus boeie? over homos worde tog ook soms reclamens gemaakt gaar hoor

[Matrek11]

:)), Brilliant!

[BunddyiZBK]

Penis or not. I would let him fuck me!!!

[jeroennice]

hij neemt zijn biertjes niet mee

[Ripfoe15]

This was not banned!!!

[SecularZone]

People use the word "banned" simply to get hits.

[icklenellierose]

Does this mean I'm actually a man...? :/

[yuurepoer]

banned ? it wasnt banned here o0

[C1h9r9e5gie]

funny

[MrLuckylock]

I honestly think that anything with sexual content should be banned, seriously it would be alot better if that subject was not taboo in the society because it's part of everybody's life. Life would suck if we wouldn't have sexual relations or if we couldn't masturbate right? So why try to taboo it? -.-

[MrLuckylock]

MY BAD, I meant that it SHOULD NOT be banned, :/

[rpglover101]

@MrLuckylock I was gonna say... that doesn't make much sense XD.

Yay anti-censorship!

[ThisCantBeFreedom]

@MrLuckylock hahaha the way you wrote last comment though, even if you explained your mistake it's like... wow! what the hell is going on with this guy? after you wrote it should be banned, was like you got possessed by Amstel and changed your mind :)

[planchik]

@MrLuckylock

i was gonna say dude..

[takadi]

This commercial begs the question because real men don't play soccer

[Blas01]

That's because you are from the US... It's not like that in other countries... In my country for example playing baseball or basketball is kind of gay, while playing football is plain retarded.

[planchik]

@takadi

redneck

[hexim101]

The irish one Amstel does is brilliant if you live in Ireland!

[WormClark]

lmao

[6876dp]

i found this really funny when i lived in holland!

[bestamerica]

iced tea is better than beer

[nofuckinguser]

fag

[boydgaateraan]

You are just a little piece of shit.

[computerjantje]

Ofcourse this commercial was NOT banned in The Netherlands. STOP calling every commercial "banned" please.

[lunavixen015]

@computerjantje this was banned in some countries, a lot of them are banned in some countries but not others, its a matter of a country's laws pertaining to censorship

[Lievcocijo]

@computerjantje its just an internet term for cool comercial category, like other things fall on epic, funny, fail, amazing...

[rextuner03]

@computerjantje They call them banned for more views. That's the only reason lol It's stupid I know.

[LuxxyLux1]

@computerjantje NO ONE cares. they didnt know its not banned in your country.

[repsajuil1]

Great commercial! However, here's a word of advice to you guys out there. If you find a woman who understands offside after the first time you explain it to her, she's a keeper. It will save you a lifetime of frustration explaining it to her over and over and over and over again...

[Sskroye]

@repsajuil1 Why the hell will you explain offside to any woman? Are you gay?

[repsajuil1]

@Sskroye

No, but judging from your reply, you must be what, 10, maybe 11 years old. Juvenile.

[akeheel]

@repsajuil1 true true, but then again i prefer vaginas on my women as opposed to penises

[repsajuil1]

@akeheel

Fair enough. Me too. In order to prevent further confusion, the explanation of offside in the original comment was never intended for 'women with penises'! But explain to me how explaining offside to an attractive woman makes someone gay (WTF, Sskroye?). If it gives me a scoring chance, why wouldn't I spend a few seconds explaining offside to a hottie at a bar? She might show her appreciation by allowing my Juninho to penetrate deep into her six-yard box...

[akeheel]

@repsajuil1 Thanks for calling it Offside and not Offsides

[Ko252]

@repsajuil1 or she used to be a man.

[thoTRISTOS]

@repsajuil1 why would you explain it to her at the first place?just send that bitch to the kitchen

[philateliceun]

@thoTRISTOS WHAHAHAHA LMFAO OH GOD!! I love you!!!!!

[Gunnerblaster]

@repsajuil1 She's not a keeper if she's packing an oscar meyer weiner :P

[polioreia]

@repsajuil1 for some girls you dont have to explain it at all, they just know it :D

[GShockKiiD]

@repsajuil1 or shes really a man

[vojo4anime]

@repsajuil1 ah its easy to explain just let her watch inzagi games :D

[AnoukvdS]

Dutch people are awesome!

I should know =P

[Svjatogor]

You're not Dutch, you're probably some filthy immigrant.

[Dominguero36]

Errrm how was this banned? This has been on tv for ages.

[aj19bcx]

does the index finger test work?

[Rosalila]

I could allready tell from the back, her torso wasn't feminin

[killerblow09]

I dont get it. . . . ??

[tryank12]

chicks dont know shit about sports?

[killerblow09]

is that so?

[Ian8sg]

relax...it's jokes

[junio853]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Lil1995RockSTAR]

leuke reclame XD

[nedzad1993]

i know that i saw this 1 only ones it's one of the best commercials i ever saw!

[nasius]

jajajajajajaajaj

[mudjimbabeach]

ROFL perfect test

[Jayll1984]

blehhh..i miss the Amstel Friends.Amstel commercials are awesome..but with them 3 guys rocked!!!

[digitalbots]

lol!

[wesleytocool]

I don't get it

[firefighter1333]

he asks a soccer question to make sure if it's a man or a woman... LAUWL

[InaraP3]

I don't get where this 'girls don't understand the off side rule' comes from. Its not exactly rocket science

[motocrosser]

no girls are smart enough not to waste their time with those things

[harjindersingh18]

nice way to save one self from a trans....

[thamax989]

whahah lol!

[nibink]

Wasnt banned in the netherlands

[djgilleke]

hahaha, geweldig! :D

[Sal1981]

I lol'd

[amness1a]

quite funny but amstels are shit

[lalapop28]

LOL It'll be hard to find a girl who actually knows what off side is. I've been explained what it is several times and I never fully understand hehe

[RDclip09]

my sis and mom know it

[xxrookyxx]

maybe you should play some soccer and when get an offside you'll know lol, or soccer video games atleast

[muzzammil9]

"look like"? or sound like? arabic uses different letters while french uses the same letters as english

[adolisca]

ahhahaaaaa

thats fucked

[Whoreuk]

I love how English and Dutch (if inded that was Dutch) are so close in terms of language.

[someone0807]

Hahaha, it is dutch :)

[husqy250]

That's through. Did you know that England was invaded and colonized by (Anglo-) Saxons and Frisians in the after Romans had left.

Those Saxons and Frisians came from modern day east-Netherlands and North and West-Germany. They took the low-German languages with them.

The north and east Dutch dialects are even closer to English.

[Russianrebel1945]

Also, it's because in the Indo-European language families English and Dutch both come from the Teutonic group aka Germanic group spoken by the northern and central Europeans Latin roots, stems, and words were introduced intoo the Teutonic group by contact with the french and the Italians or as they were called in earlier times the Romans

[husqy250]

Yeah, they're from the same group so, it wasn't like the English were thinking what shall we speak? Latin or Teutonic? Let's speak Teutonic!

No, as I said they got it from the Frisians and Angles and Saxons. Later Danes and Normandes (French) had some influence.

[Russianrebel1945]

this is simply because both Dutch and english are Teutonic (Germanic) languages and thus they are very much alike because they are related to one another

[jzneter]

Xeferah youre the only one who understands the video

[mrgoodtimes1111]

im from usa and speek english.... so when i close my eyes and listen to this.... it sounds like the guy has downs hahaha

[vanbeukenmans]

WHAAAHAHA

[benymen10]

it wasnt banned...

[crazymeersjesinds199]

nederlandse humor

[patrickwilliamson29]

thats a wicked commercial. dutch beer ads are the best

[vvurx]

i do not understand what does it mean

[p137je]

women don't know the offside rule, men do. So that 'woman' in pink is a man

[alliancesfinest]

dude thats retarded not even funny

[SuperRockgod]

maybe it wasnt banned then

[kobboy007]

Why is it banned? I saw several times on dutch channels in 2003...

[eleppek]

why the hell is that guy so excited its a man? Are they gay???

[MrKaine777]

yep

[Xeferah]

Of course they aren't. Those 3 were THE MEN for this specific beer brand. From the other dozens of commercials they made you could clearly see they were not gay.

The point is, however, that they were guessing whether this person was a guy or a girl. They were pretty sure it was a man, so when they were right they were just excited about being right :-)

I did see this one on television though. I dunno if it was banned after there were complains ?

[marty1fc]

he's probably a stupid american homophobe

[officelover21]

wow thats soo sexist :P

[1hidden]

LOL!!! Never saw this one. Was it really banned?

[Greekgoddesss]

LMBO!!!!!!!!!!

[netherlanicperson19]

hahaha nederlandse humor is alle tijd grappig

[mmitchellhouston]

Very funny.

[plitas]

Never gets old  xD

[ElineZeeff1990]

Ahh this is a classic. One of the best Dutch commecials I'd say.

[zz5fosho]

jajajaja

[anafredd]

loL!

[darkbird87]

ummm......i dont get it :S

[matthijsbu]

No humor??

Only a man knows what offside is.. They dont know if the person is a man or a woman, so thats why they ask this question!

[darkbird87]

ohh now i got it