Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil: for I carry a big stick, and I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley. ~ Psalm 23
If God killed almost everyone on the planet then he is *by definition* a MUR-DIDLEY-ERDELER!! He has a commandment against that, does he not? Why the double standard? He is, again *by definition*, a HYPOCRITE!! If he is a hypocrite and a murderer then is he not, by his own judgment, going to hell?
I'm going to have words with that guy when I meet him there.
Hold on. If God is going to hell, then wouldn't heaven then be separation from God? Shouldn't God send us there instead?
Pastor Moosepiano, you mentioned hot cocks in hell. We all know that homosexuals are going to be burning in hell, since the Bible is very clear. So how is this sort of thing punishment for them? When they will likely enjoy it?
Pastor MoosePiano, with all the people that are going to Hell how many more people can fit into Hell without it exploding and releasing everything in Hell onto earth?
fucking great.!!
DeadMan6666 2 years ago
WAHAHAHAHAHA !!! So Funny!! WAHAHAHA !!! =3
bads06 3 years ago
This "stereo" thing is freaky...
eloisecm 3 years ago
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil: for I carry a big stick, and I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley. ~ Psalm 23
Grayfox55 3 years ago
LOL!
thepreecher84040 3 years ago
EL-EM-AY-OH!!
If God killed almost everyone on the planet then he is *by definition* a MUR-DIDLEY-ERDELER!! He has a commandment against that, does he not? Why the double standard? He is, again *by definition*, a HYPOCRITE!! If he is a hypocrite and a murderer then is he not, by his own judgment, going to hell?
I'm going to have words with that guy when I meet him there.
Hold on. If God is going to hell, then wouldn't heaven then be separation from God? Shouldn't God send us there instead?
riversonthemoon 3 years ago
Pastor Moosepiano, you mentioned hot cocks in hell. We all know that homosexuals are going to be burning in hell, since the Bible is very clear. So how is this sort of thing punishment for them? When they will likely enjoy it?
corvardus 3 years ago
Pastor MoosePiano, with all the people that are going to Hell how many more people can fit into Hell without it exploding and releasing everything in Hell onto earth?
corvardus 3 years ago
I laughed so hard I had to turn the A/C on :)
Norphax 3 years ago
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! First class!
RoderickUsher1849 3 years ago
Jesus WAS very clear about the priests having sex with children. Luke 18:16 "...Let the children come unto me."
MoosePiano 3 years ago
I....CANT....BREATHE
Raphmattic 3 years ago
ps i sent it to preacher with a msg
"holy crap preacher mr moose is spreading the god-spell just for your new worldwide ministry!!"
windham666 3 years ago
laughing my ass off moose haaaa
windham666 3 years ago