Dont Jealous me - djm tv (china man sketch)
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  • ho the single ladies or all the single ladies  accent

    celestineezeako 5 days ago

  • OMG I'M FROM CHINA WTF IS UR PROBLEM

    princessgina18121 1 week ago

  • u no buy u go. be a man do duh rye thing. maybe you dont buy now, u go to deh otha store then u come back maybe i close down. ().()

    EscalanteVince25 2 weeks ago

  • It's spelt Chinese man not Chinesse man ._.

    ArsenalRBLX 2 weeks ago

  • Aw man, you can't eat your fried rice properly D:

    ArsenalRBLX 3 weeks ago

  • how can man take da dvd and sell dem on da same corner dat da man was on, boiii tingg

    MrLogiKsz 1 month ago

  • hey chris tucker take dvd from china man ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    ETHIODONEK 1 month ago

  • Are they legal noooooo , do i know police yessssss!

    TheTechnical9 1 month ago

  • @TheTechnical9 i call po-po

    TheSpringKid 1 month ago

  • at 0:38 where tboy walking i live near there

    fat3ownz 1 month ago

  • lol i got beat from jacky chang this must b rush hour 5 loool !!

    lilpainS 1 month ago

  • This was uploaded on my birthdaay :D

    xGINAx1000 1 month ago

  • R dey legal? Do i know police? LOLOLOLOL FUUUUNNNNYY! Keep it up tboy!

    Blauwster 1 month ago

  • tboy

    767oniel 2 months ago

  • this is so hilarious

    Africanboy97 2 months ago

  • -singing in repeat 'i just got beat by Jackie Chan'... and what about rush hour 5? I haven't even seen 4. Don't dead me

    sharon938 2 months ago

  • This is funny shit man

    SuperChrisbrown99 3 months ago

  • t boy kinda looks like chris tucker once you think about it....rush hour 5 loool

    atroshuskid1 3 months ago

  • you got beat up by a fat jackie chan

    AJean12 3 months ago

  • hahhaha;

    9...9...9

    your majesty..

    loooooool

    MuzicManiacz12 4 months ago

  • @MuzicManiacz12 its 9....9...9

    emergency LOL

    HAHAProductions1001 4 months ago

  • @HAHAProductions1001 what you mean emergency bruv:S

    MuzicManiacz12 3 months ago

  • @MuzicManiacz12 thats what he says loool

    HAHAProductions1001 3 months ago

  • 2:16 SUPER SAIYAN!!

    ZaneCamelia 5 months ago

  • lol i will marry t-boy, any day anytime

    miggelify 5 months ago

  • you take dvd from china man.

    SweetypieShanice 5 months ago

  • lol bolla bolla shokola... this guy is too funny!. 

    MsWagt 5 months ago

  • do I know police? yes. I call police I call popo lol !!

    tabiade 5 months ago

  • YESTERDAY

    YESTERDAY

    TODAY

    

    EpicBizzy 5 months ago

  • bola bola chackola loooooool

    alex62293 5 months ago

  • lmao funny as.

    flavakirl 5 months ago

  • lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooolllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllll

    

    1masuku 5 months ago

  • for 35 pounds hahaha sooooo funny

    anitaikharo 6 months ago

  • Rush Hour 5 LOOOOOL

    AceificationFLy 6 months ago 2

  • lmao chinese man said dont take dvd from china man & i will slap u back to africa lmao.

    fashionelover13 6 months ago 2

  • lol i choked on my skittle

    xalleniex 6 months ago

  • u chris ill slap u back to africa ahhhhhhhh this must be rush hour 5 lol!

    daniel111111111ify 6 months ago

  • eaassst haammm

    IMBSHO 6 months ago

  • LOOL OMG i knew that was lidl before i even saw the lidle sign LOOOOOOOL! "/

    MisZHypah1 6 months ago

  • Wooow catlin whaterver yur stupid name is i am black and do not accept you saying That it is just a comady and if you feel offended then dont watch it. So shut your big mouth up and keep your ccomments to yourself.

    bananagirl9898 6 months ago

  • you! chris tuckah!

    PookyBrownstone 6 months ago

  • your funnny

    

    ilovesugar1100 6 months ago

  • hahahahahhaaahha lol

    t4finity 6 months ago

  • rush hour 5

    lilmisssexy31 6 months ago in playlist dnt jealous me

  • wer did he get dat knuckle ting?? from???

    rock16100 6 months ago

  • Fuck of back too africa you PK so raisi you N### Shit ass bitch

    CaitlinSnowyLa 6 months ago

  • @CaitlinSnowyLa calm down its just a sketch.

    demidagirl 6 months ago 2

  • T BOY - I LIKE THIS 1

    CHINA MAN - YESTERDAY

    T BOY - I SAID I LIKE THIS 1

    CHINA MAN - YESTERDAY

    T BOY - TODAY

    CHINA MAN - YESTERDAY

    T BOY - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

    MrHcoboi333 6 months ago 31

  • rush hour 5 looooooooooooooooooooool

    mkgky15 6 months ago 3

  • this must b rush hour 5 ahHhHha

    reneealicious 6 months ago 3

  • you chris tucker!

    reneealicious 6 months ago

  • I will slape you back to Africa

    AM310965 6 months ago

  • looool ill f***ing rape your anus loool 2:39

    zedey 6 months ago

  • "i just got beat my jackie chan" *rubs the wrong side of his face*

    KayteeMusik 6 months ago 21

  • @KayteeMusik i kno

    123YoungKay 6 months ago

  • 2:35-2:39 XD

    Famgyal 7 months ago

  • 31 people selling illegal stuff lool

    lil8688 7 months ago

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    tarikkavaz96 7 months ago

  • LOOOL LIDL

    ladyxluckxrulesxok 7 months ago

  • whats dat tin ova there

    look at dis one l0l i was dyin

    just becuz ur a fine boy

    lammabamma107 7 months ago

  • @lammabamma107 are you dum bruvvv

    

    ruhulamin10 6 months ago

  • @ruhulamin10 yo i was quoting wat he said stupid

    lammabamma107 6 months ago

  • bola bola shokola lol

    macctenn1 7 months ago

  • Lol dat guy was rubbing the wrong side after being punched wit brass knuckles

    AchonaRoberts 7 months ago

  • Jackie Chan: You take DVD from Chinaman, Hey you Chris Tucker.. I will send you back to Africa..

    Chris Tucker: wats.. wait.. Jackie Chan... arghhhh lol

    hiphopprinc 7 months ago

  • looool rush hour 5

    Stryderz07 7 months ago

  • 30 chinese people dont like this video! xD looool!

    AMGBLACK63 7 months ago 2

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGERIANS OHHHH!!

    MrKimemia 7 months ago

  • NOOOOOOOO YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM YOU ARE HELPING PEOPLE SEE BUT POSITIEVELY NOT TO SAY HIM BECAUSE OF PLACES THAT IS ALL!!! DON't SAY HIM!!!

    lastcenter 7 months ago

  • T-Boy: I just got beat by Jackie Chan!!!! It must be Rush hour 5 .... hey !!!... god have mercy..

    Hhahahaahahah xD 

    LilJayKay96 7 months ago

  • You no buy you go

    00Crazyness 7 months ago

  • NO POE POE

    milesjordan239 7 months ago

  • HAHA! what jackie chan whatt jackie chan? POW!... MY FAVV PAART!

    yetifagb123 7 months ago

  • hallll the singlee ladies! HOOOO! DAUDOOODDUUUADOOOADUUUUDIII

    yetifagb123 7 months ago

  • hcusjinkfeughjsfklanfjionskmsd­ilsjisjfsklde= Hello?

    yetifagb123 7 months ago

  • slap you back to africa loools

    xbabeonax 7 months ago

  • No body must know of this ....Rush hour 5 ...LMFAO

    Tichii9Babrbiie 7 months ago

  • LOL - " I have 7 children. 17 I mean"

    MsRandomette 7 months ago

  • LOL -

    (DJM): £35 for 3

    Random Guy: No

    (DJM): Ok £50 for 1

    MsRandomette 7 months ago

  • i juss goh beaat by jacky chan !

    thiss must be rush hour 5 !

    TheFraggle1234567890 7 months ago

  • T-Boy: no men, dis one is old

    China Man: No dis is part 2

    T-Boy: So what are you, part 3

    China Man: No part4

    T-Boy: Oh ur a funny man

    smasherxhenry07 7 months ago

  • NO PO PO NO PO PO NO NO NO

    looooooooooool XD

    xxBRATZxx1 7 months ago

  • this was filmed in east ham

    map1k9 7 months ago

  • lol! i break ur anus!

    This must be rush hour 5

    africanmarshmellow 7 months ago

  • i remember when there were no youtube ads.

    africanmarshmellow 7 months ago

  • lmaoooooooooooooo

    Predz1987 8 months ago

  • LOOOL, look at tha way he fell on the floor! :D

    badman1067 8 months ago

  • what does hat say over derr, haha look at dis one :P :LLL

    dylan000w 8 months ago

  • I AM EXPOSING THIS JOKER 

    bornrui 8 months ago

  • I just got beat up by jackie chan this must be rush hour 5 LMFAO!!

    MysteriousStranger08 8 months ago 23

  • @MysteriousStranger08 What happend to 4 ?

    AccountTKO 3 months ago

  • i have 7 children...17 i mean XD

    Akuajaay 8 months ago

  • HONG KONG DOLLER !!

    MRPARVEZO 8 months ago

  • Just got beat by Jackie chan no one must no about this, must b rush hour 5! LOL

    Rolypoly1996 8 months ago 8

  • did ay body notice that he was rubbing the wrong cheek?!! lolz

    utube7ism 8 months ago 3

  • are they legal?? NOO

    do i know the police? YESS...

    LMAOOOOO

    davy505 8 months ago 6

  • lmao no popo no

    babytatooo 8 months ago

  • tjey'r in wood green lmfao

    monkey7807 8 months ago

  • dis is funny lol cant stop laughing lol :)

    glossyflossym 8 months ago

  • EAST HAM NEAR LIDL

    JayMAJOR90 8 months ago

  • DO I KNOW POLICE ? YEAAAAAH

    HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    tancia1201 8 months ago

  • "I rape your anus" LOL

    THISISLolesh 8 months ago

  • i just got beat up by jaki chan must be rush hour 5!!!!

    bestbecky 8 months ago

  • LOLL rush hour 5 XD

    tggom 8 months ago 3

  • Oi Chris Tucker XD

    TaRuns2TheCornerShop 8 months ago 2

  • Thts so funny lol

    Exlyn1234 9 months ago

  • rush hour 5 lol

    kingbwoii786 9 months ago 3

  • Look at your mouth like dollar LOL

    TeamSwaggerr 9 months ago

  • ehh this must be rush hour 5! lol

    xCwiskin99 9 months ago

  • This isnt really funny, ive seen comedy on BBC3 funnier than this and thats saying something

    Shiftee88 9 months ago

  • loooooooooooool too much jokes

    dahitmanse8 9 months ago

  • Are they legal noooo

    Do i know police Yesss

    TwizzleTv 9 months ago

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    iVeteranKidx 9 months ago

  • @iVeteranKidx Break your Anus**

    TheRubelmiah 9 months ago

  • i just got beat by jackie chan.. this must be rush hour 5

    kkzz1 9 months ago 3

  • China Man PRODUCTIONS loooool

    don9594 9 months ago

  • 2:56 - 3:03 Funiest scene ! hahaha

    delpiero145145 9 months ago

  • east ham? looool

    tatilatonta 9 months ago

  • looooooooooool. I AM GOIN TO TRY THAT WITH THE NEXT CHINA DVD MAN I SEE

    shanastraw12 9 months ago 75

  • @shanastraw12 LOL i was just thinking that,i know its dumb but ima try it xDDD

    roguej25 8 months ago

  • loooooooooooooooool funnniiiiiiiiiiiii

    amsdaasm 9 months ago

  • How do u get punched on the left side of ur face and wake up touching the right side?

    SODMGIBO 9 months ago 2

  • jackie chan him back to Africa

    AM310965 9 months ago

  • L.O.L! The way he falls is just hilarious! HA! HA! HA!

    TigerliliLicious 9 months ago

  • I got beaten by Jackie Chan!

    JonathanOdur 9 months ago

  • look at your mouth like dollerr

    TIMEBOYSM8 9 months ago

  • dv dollar

    TIMEBOYSM8 9 months ago

  • ehe look at dis one

    xcocobEllex 9 months ago

  • nobody must find out about that i just beat by jacki chan this must be rush hour 5 lol funny shit

    TaaazRxD 9 months ago

  • who noticed how the chinese man used almost 10 seconds to say ordinary HELLO in chinese? LOL

    TheModella17 9 months ago 3

  • "Just because ur a fine boy yeh I'll giv u 3 for £35 pounds" lol

    Dat's classic

    UnidetifiedCause 9 months ago

  • lmfaooo

    

    Hunter4526 10 months ago

  • T-boy;;i said i like this one!...

    China Man;;Yesterday..

    T-boy;;Today..

    China man;; Yesterday

    T-boy;; what's your problem?

    whahahahahaha! LMFAO

    suhre16dominicana 10 months ago 118

  • ehh i just got beaten up by jacky chan

    starstheword101 10 months ago

  • Nami kiddy grog tfjzbtdhv fugu gf gg which means hello

    cristiano1546852 10 months ago

  • 3 for 35 lol rip off naija man :DD

    C4B2020 10 months ago

  • "3 for £35" hhhhhhhhhhh bare funny

    youngDON96 10 months ago

  • lol this must be rush hour 5!!

    missladee6 10 months ago 2

  • i will rape your anus...

    Rowan797 10 months ago

  • Whats that over there, haha look at this one!

    LoveLay4 10 months ago

  • I said I like this one. Yesterday. What is your problem?

    PortableYoYo 10 months ago

  • look at dis thing ova dere........*pshh* look at dis one LOL

    rihannaheaster 10 months ago

  • China man: u take dvd from china man, mmphh (points to tboy) YOU, Chris Tucker

    Tboy: What do u want now, ehn?

    China man: I'll break ur anus, I'll slap u back to Africa.

    LWKMD...that was epic.

    TheModella17 10 months ago

  • i call popo look 999 LOL

    superracim 11 months ago

  • look at 2:44 , then look at 2:53 hes holding the wrong side of his chin hahahahahahhahahahahaah

    johnnymanXDisable 11 months ago 3

  • @johnnymanXDisable  lol i saw that too

    angelwings220 10 months ago

  • LOOOL 

    opi123ify 11 months ago

  • this is FUNNIER than diary of a badman

    HackingToTheLimit 11 months ago

  • Ey no one must know about dis. I just got beat by jackie chan. This must be rush hour five

    anthea33murasaki 11 months ago 3

  • i jus got beat by jackie chan dis mus be rush hour 5 loooooooool if this guy is not in the apollo then woah

    KingdomPrince11 11 months ago

  • how did u get over 200,000 views!!!!!! u definitely going to holly wood now!!

    vanessaboama 11 months ago

  • thats not even a chinese person.... he looks indian...

    iRaikun 11 months ago

  • lol yesterday... today...yesterday...wats ur problem

    MrMrfirebolt123 11 months ago

  • Chinese and Black people always are happy together...it reminds me Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker

    Mreleezy 11 months ago

  • Lmao 999 hello emergency ROFL

    fvwslshm 11 months ago

  • how could u not like djm

    numba1musiclover 11 months ago

  • ROFL!!!

    I jus love watchin these vids <3

    AnywayzzImPretty 11 months ago

  • il send u back to africa lool

    zOrgutiS 11 months ago

  • AAHAHAHAHAHA, 1:18 LOOK AT DIS ONE LOL

    masterkudjo 1 year ago

  • This Must Be Rush Hour Fighhvve :L

    mobz1994 1 year ago

  • yesterday, i like this 1, yesterday

    aotule 1 year ago

  • YOU Chris TUCKER!!!..lol

    sinanju450 1 year ago 3

  • lmao i must feed my kids lol. joker!!

    lornique1 1 year ago

  • funny video

    serenesky04 1 year ago

  • i give u tree for tirty five pounds hahaha

    Finesse2k7 1 year ago

  • "today"...."yesterday"

    TheExcess01 1 year ago

  • "today"....."yesterday" hahaha

    TheExcess01 1 year ago

  • lol @ asian ... "i rape your anus!! , i send yu back to africa!!!"

    abdullazeidan 1 year ago

  • 0.28 my mate is on there

    23Bonny94 1 year ago

  • 29 people said DIS I LIKE ;)

    Hi5Haz 1 year ago

  • NO POPO.

    Gurpz2009 1 year ago

  • its a fuckin comedy vid y r people going on politics wtf

    BigT7863 1 year ago 2

  • This must be a rush hour 5 !!! LOOOL

    MsEvilPink 1 year ago

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    markjartansson 1 year ago

  • am i d only one that finds this soo cornyyyy

    keke5931 1 year ago