Pony Clopfic #6: Baby Carrot (WARNING! MATURE CONTENT!)

[Featheredhat]

Is this person having an orgasm while he reads...? Seriously...?

[Popoman100]

@Featheredhat

No. Sorry for my shitty reading. I'm not the best alright. -_-

[TheKwittykwat]

WHAT... THE.... FUCK...

[TheKikoren]

your voice is orgasmic in a manly way o.0

[videogamegurl96]

Not to be an idiot or anything but how do you have the audio playing while having the picture on there? I'm trying to make a video on my fanfic, but I can't. Will you help me?

[MonkeymanXxXx]

WTF I CAN'T MASTERBATE TO DIS

[TheREALFantasy00001]

wow fluttershy wow... you really are a slut...

[dxckid2]

@TheREALFantasy00001 no twilight is the slut whore dick loving lesbo fuck man slut 3 some fag

[TheXAnimeXAlchemist]

:( WTF.

[themetalmeltdown166]

Nasty fucking bronies. That was probably the most disturbing thing I have ever heard.

[JacksonEbert]

@themetalmeltdown166 most bronys dont really fap tov this shit

[zoomer865]

haha, you watched friendship is gic

[serdarguy12]

WHAT A STORY,MARK!

[dark7element]

I wish I could post animated gifs as youtube comments, because that gif of the face-melting scene from 'Indiana Jones and the last crusade' is really appropriate right now

[theHackerleo]

damn she has a huge pussy

[sluggsnipa0]

You want lolz?

1.Open 2 tabs,this video and Gunther-Ding Ding Dong Song

2.???

3.Profit

[MrLeonCraft]

Read all the title ...

Good kill me, i dont want to live in a planet of pervent peoples

[LeLittleBrony]

oh my falskjflaksjflasjf.... this is my first time reading something like this .___.

[shadowdroid776]

okay i just read this thing.

Analysis:

the writing was poor, the details to.....yeah, were very bad if not overly trying to turn someone on to this.....yeah. In conclusion, the best type of revenge to give to my classmates.

thank you for showing us this.....thiiiing

(didn't like the fanfic, but i'm glad i read it....does that make sense at all?!?!!!)

thank you for showing me that there are more than just gory MLP stories, even if i didn't like the idea :)

[runeman2009]

humina humina humina boner

[angelmariedishman]

PFFFFFFT MY NAME IS ANGEL WTF PFFFFFFT

[HitWithFish]

GETHA BUNNEH PAWSOFF MAI WAIFU!

[dizzydiggy98]

Wow this is just fucked up

[toocheaptobuyatripod]

aggdfsdhethhrjhdt

[TheBettneyBomb]

There are some Fan fics that actually have romance ! these are terrabad !!!

[azaraniichan]

What the... I mean... DUDE !

[sonicrusher64]

Hey Hey Hey Stop poking me with your thing.

[AngelMutt0409]

"You crazy"

[leothelion19]

these clopfics are hilariously bad

[101artsygirl]

first of all, I hate your voice you mispronounce everything you breathe heavily I'm sorry but your not a good narrator, and second wow does every fanfic have to be about violence or sexuality?

[JacksonEbert]

i wanna die....please just let me die.....

[roflmaokitty]

i loled so hard i pissed my self u guys are awesome readers SUBS!!!!

[thesonoftheatheist1]

No,bad boner!

[FRY356FRY]

ive readed the whole thing that guy was hilarious

[multiversalpictures]

he saw scootaloo pekking at pebbles? is it a bad thing i was laughing profusely through out this?

[BeakyRed]

*continuously slams head into desk while screaming "RULE THIRTY FOUR! RULE THIRTY FOUR!"*

[rodan311]

Oh god dammit where does the author of this s**t live? I'm going to stab him for writing this.

[Megastar8271]

Why are all of these fan fics ethier violent or perverted?

[thestupidmariovideos]

@Megastar8271 because people are fuck up

[youbad1231234]

ಠ_ಠ

[darknessdealer115]

i....i hate beastyality

[Manonthe3up]

Near the end, I was chuckling at how Fluttershy acted...

...suddenly, unbirthing.

[iSparkettei]

seriously what the FUCK! these are absolutely horrible but somehow hilarious

[MrLolstfunoob]

HOLY MOTHER F!@#ING GOD!

[wesker99199]

GO DOWN! (punchs boner) DOWN I SAY!

[alexhan6]

Maybe he should of have looked for the COCKatrice

[MeetSimmio]

*reads the clopfic*

I don't want to live on this planet, anymore...

[Popoman100]

@MeetSimmio

XD Why?

[supersonicbros23]

@MeetSimmio I hear Mars is nice this time of year

[MeetSimmio]

@supersonicbros23 I have a better idea.

*barges into Celestia's room*

Celestia: Wait, who are-

THE MOON. SEND ME TO THE MOON, RIGHT NOW!

[dawsonguy1234567890]

@MeetSimmio celestia:but idont even know you and from I know you didnt do anything-

you:LUNA SAYS I FUCK HER BETTER THEN YOU.

celestia:TO THE MOON MOTHERBUCKER *celestia send you to moon*

[SalcomSniper764]

@MeetSimmio Celestia: Oh ,so your a bitch that does'nt like clopfics ,well good ,cux you ain't findin any clopfics.... ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON *fires out of cannon* BBEEEEEEE=YYEEETTCCHHH!

[fuckjustinbiber]

@MeetSimmio if you think this is sick well i got 3 words for u sweet apple massacer

[MeetSimmio]

@fuckjustinbiber I've read it.

Whoever wrote it needs to be shot in the face. Twice.

[randombadger899]

@fuckjustinbiber U got that right.

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

MAKE ME CUM YOU LITTLE SHIT ._.

[Delightbunnie]

@HeavyWeaponsBaby

ROFL so horrible and out of character for Fluttershy! XD

[biosector07]

FUCK........THE.......WHAAAAAA­AT?

[MeKaNiNjA8]

I guess Flutershy just wanted to use him as a dildo after all.

[Megazaxon12]

This end was best end.

[cheeseEmonster]

I read ahead.

[elsandro8000]

at the end I was like: O_o *ftw* <- fuk da wat?

[Lolwut67]

I laughed so hard at the end

[iSparkettei]

@Lolwut67

LOL! me too

[BlindP3P3NATOR]

Its always the quiet ones

[Arkhunter7]

THE NARRATION IS SO DAMN GRAPHIC!

[TheGFTOW]

O_O 

[mermaidalanis]

Thats what twilight tries to tell spike.

[GmodCaboose56]

Oh man, this made me laugh cause of how weird this was. I know it's a fanfic, but how can a rabbit have sex with a pony!? It just doesn't work that way! IT DOESN'T.WORK. xD

[SpyroAndMLP]

omg this is offensive yet its too funny XD i cant stop listenning ROFL...

[subzero1925]

:motherofspiderman:

[TheShadowmaster1010]

DAMN FLUTTERSHY!!!!!

[werewolfXD]

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

I WILL NEVER LOOK AT MLP THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN D:

[ropobipi]

dear life

WTF !?

D:

that is all

[Carmenyoohoo]

stuff is coming out of me

[Carmenyoohoo]

dude this gave me a funny feeling in my "belly"

[XworldXofXwarcraftX]

i feel ashamed to be wearing my fluttershy shirt =I

[TheEclipsed1234]

What the... rofl.



[Megasis]

oh god... why do these exist!?

[Dudevizz3]

Suffocation is scary on its own, But suffocating in a VAGINA. now thats a nightmare.

[jasonhalloween]

@Dudevizz3 Me:ಠ_ಠ

[mistwalk]

Quite frankly....I'm very scared right now.

[mrcamden099]

look at fluttershy now me now fluttershy shes gone look at me im riding fluttershy now at angel he has a boner now at me im sittin on the couch now fluttershy she flying now at me im riding rainbow dash on the beach we fly off

[PancakeMassacre2]

@technogamerhq wooooooow. it is loke a network of perverted fucktards O_o

[Popoman100]

@PancakeMassacre2

Why Not?

[PancakeMassacre2]

@technogamerhq still by even watching it twice you dis honored the entire brony fan fiction

[PancakeMassacre2]

@technogamerhq U PERVERTED FUCKTART

[bpomatto]

what a disturbing story I JUST CLOOPED TO IT and it was ok

[twistedtransistor232]

What the fuck is wrong with you two?!

[PyroMan588]

What the fuuucccckkkkk?



[jolting8]

i just realised something... WHY DID'NT HE JUST JACKOFF?!

[vancecoledotcom]

@jolting8

Cuz he doesn't have thumbs!

[jolting8]

@vancecoledotcom Nice.

[dizzydiggy98]

@jolting8 Because they don't have hands?

[shadowdroid776]

@jolting8 that's a good question....

[midgets111]

me and my friend wonder if that noise in the background is them trying to keep from laughing, or him masturbating

[Ardhamon5000]

Not sure whether to be amused by this or be disgusted.

[greseres]

I hate the guy who wrote this *keeps reading*

[Icydragon3D]

Now THIS I can clop to

[polarmanzues]

its pronounced eee-liz-uh-beek

[Oreichalcos]

It seemed like a deconstruction of all that creepy Angel fanfic out there right up until he went spelunking.

[the731272]

gotta keep the animals happy XD

[Synxish]

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING.

[EmperorZander]

Wow Fluttershy. Just...wow

[silentkilerX]

Where do people come up with this shit!?!?

[mtalsonic3000]

I read the first paragraph and I got disturbed right away

[BlueSnech]

hot dog down a hallway?

I think I knew where he got that from

[Alewolf01]

@BlueSnech Robot Chicken? xD