The Biggest Dog Ever

[Vikiloulou1991uk]

i would not.....i repeat..would not like that dog to shake it's head with slobber near me O_O

[jkerr816]

Cool dog. What a big teddy bear - but Dude put him on a diet.

[OMGitsLPS]

 a huge version of my pug .3.

[WillemBJ]

old english mastiff coool, we've got two off them too

[lostsoulnightangel]

they must feel pretty badass over feeding their dog to try and make him look bigger. he's obviously overweight, poor dog

[satajet883]

@lostsoulnightangel Yah that's it. Glad you know the whole story.

[ilkayyy17]

not biggest , FATTEST !!!

[satajet883]

@ilkayyy17 The fastest?

[ilkayyy17]

@satajet883

obese

[RedReaper89]

@ilkayyy17 fat kinda goes with big and i can see his ribs.

[rugbymom75]

My mastiff is a lean mean machine! I had him neutered at 6 months so he wouldn't get fat and bulky. A sure way to shorten their life span and have the develop issues that cause them pain. He is 200 lbs and very tall.

[jaskynyrd]

Where is the midget dressed up as a cowboy riding this huge bastard?

MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

[kevinhappy3]

dont be so stupid everybody knows clifford the big red dog is the biggest dog in the world lol

[satajet883]

@kevinhappy3 LOL

[CTX50001]

I think he's part dachshund. He has the longest body to leg length ration of any mastiff I've seen. Gotta be part dachshund. lol

[satajet883]

@CTX50001 Could be LOL

[JoshLemleygymnastics]

back to the sandlot

[LeosRayne]

He actually kinda looks like he might have a thyroid problem...

[LeosRayne]

My GOODNESS... I can't believe he runs around like that and is still so heavy looking...

[necronominate]

that's a guard dog that could scare people away without barking!

[that1girl789]

i wanna ride it 8o

[brandon38724]

would all you fucking stop saying he/she is fat look at 0:30 to 0:35 you can see its kind of strong...unless thats fat..but still stop saying its fat your probably fat urself

[Brookecu129]

uh, just to comment on the whole that dog shouldn't be that fat comment. that dog is a bull mastiff and he isn't fat, he is exactly as big as he should be.

[atlisor2]

@Brookecu129 It's not a Bull Mastiff, it's an English Mastiff. And yes he is a bit on the hefty side.

[sumotaby]

Sandlot Sandlot!!

[InfiniteWhizBang]

That dog shouldn't be that fat.

[satajet883]

@InfiniteWhizBang But he is.... Way she goes.

[InfiniteWhizBang]

@satajet883 Good job shortening the dog's life.

[satajet883]

@InfiniteWhizBang You are making a lot of assumptions there. You don't know who owns the dog, you don't know the dogs history or any thing really. Just enjoy the video

[InfiniteWhizBang]

@satajet883 I know that the dog shouldn't be that fat, and it is unhealthy for him. I also know that if the owner took better care of that animal's weight, it would have a better quality of life.

[Coppulor1]

@satajet883 you forgot to add "oh and stfu"

[Bmarely1]

@InfiniteWhizBang stfu its a dog , he has no life other than eating and pooping ....

[InfiniteWhizBang]

@Bmarely1 much like you it seems

[Bmarely1]

@InfiniteWhizBang shoot i wish , you know how beast of a life that would be to eat and poop and enjoy everything , bro mabye some day , but thank you for the fail insult :D

[InfiniteWhizBang]

@Bmarely1 guess you will just have to be content with your current life shitty life of fail

[Bmarely1]

@InfiniteWhizBang isnt it a bitch how you cant insult me? lol im happy with my life but its not that beast yet! and btw dogs have no other life thatn to eat and crap if you truley think about it , unless its a police dog , or a bomb detecting dog , seeing as how this dog is neither , my point still stands!

[InfiniteWhizBang]

@Bmarely1 lol If you weren't butt-hurt, you would not have replied - like I'm not going to do with whatever witless, and boring comment you make next. Good night, dumb ass. :D

[Bmarely1]

@InfiniteWhizBang haha i dont sound like the one geting "butt-hurt" here. besides , my point still stands , this dogs only purpose is to eat, and poop so, you can suck it if you dont like it, but it is what it is, so yea goodnight to you too. You brainless bitch :)

[cradiIy]

@InfiniteWhizBang She's a mastiff she's supposed to be chunky

[InfiniteWhizBang]

@cradiIy No, not really. Plus, there is a difference between a few extra pounds (chunky), and being fat. That dog is fat.

[cradiIy]

@InfiniteWhizBang A MASTIFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAT. YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW

[nickh1231]

@InfiniteWhizBang looks pretty muscular to me.

[EvaForPythonz]

ITS HERCULES FROM SANDLOT!!!! RUN! or we can get a komodo dragon

[NolaOwnz]

Your dog has kankles lol

[justingacutan23]

o my goodness what kind of a dog is that?! it's huge! is that a kangal?!

[satajet883]

@justingacutan23 English Mastiff.

[franklydaveshow]

@justingacutan23 that is called an english mastif

[gloobadafet]

Holy shit Cujo is real

[youthank8]

nice horse

[belle1967]

Stupid people don't understand English Mastiffs are naturally built in a tubular shape, they don't have whithers (a waist).

[iBanxify]

i have a cross of a german shepherd and a border colly, he's taller and longer just not wider

[medmarhealingcenter]

hahahah omg i love it!! hes a beast.

[tdo23487]

A very unhealthy mastiff. You are a great owner.

[satajet883]

@tdo23487 You are making a lot of assumptions there. You don't know who owns the dog, you don't know the dogs history or any thing really. Just enjoy the video FFS.

[MrAAAusername]

@satajet883 That doesn't not make him overweight.

[2089maca]

@satajet883 anyone can see that dog is unhealthy. The owner is a bad feeder.

[unoiamacutie]

I would hate to pick up his poop.

[valentekevin100]

@afbocc yes!

[afbocc]

This looks like the dog that chased Benny Reodriguez throughout town in the movie "Sandlot."

[ZIGMAkills]

why do all old Cherokees make that sound when you open the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[satajet883]

@ZIGMAkills That's a good question lol. That Cherokee is now green with mono tone wood grain down the side. But the door still makes that noise lol.

[sumotaby]

@ZIGMAkills Because they are junk, I had one for my first car. cost me almost as much as 2 or 3 used cars in repairs.

[iEATNightmares]

he looks like hercules from sandlot

[forexistentialistics]

did he lose 2 pound throughout this vid?

[RandomTask3000]

Look at him, he's a mountain!

[saboroskie3]

He is a very big dog but also very over weight

[crawford8991]

I like your pet Bison

[iSh0ckism]

Lolz got top comment (insert biggest ever imaginable trollface EVAR)

[DemonTube1000]

ITS OVER 9000 LOL

[tdwpplaya]

that aint no dog thats a fucking horse

[htnguyen32]

That dog is not really big, it's just fat. You guys been feeding him McDonalds or what? lol

[satajet883]

@htnguyen32 No, he really is big! Have a hamburger and just enjoy the vid. ffs

[boobear1002]

@htnguyen32 he's not fat for being a mastiff at all lol...just a big adorable boy!

[ChibiBritishGir]

@htnguyen32 You...are pretty stupid. That's an English Mastiff. Mastiffs are -extremely- large dogs, in fact Mastiffs are the largest dog breed in the world. I study dogs.

[TheFlow313]

I first thought its a cow

[moth2flie]

i hope that is ur dog

[SpiderPig01]

whispers, *Dude, we can totally out run him*

[KnightTemplari]

that wasn't a rock, that was his turd!!!...with this pup you need the 30 gallon trash bag with you at the park.

[brethesexyest123]

WATS THAT ON HIS FUR

[DragonOfQin]

too fat.

[ErraIsTheName22]

i thought it was a bull

[ErraIsTheName22]

omg!thought it was a bull..

[ErraIsTheName22]

omg!thought it was a bull..

[1001husko]

world's tallest man's best friend

[cheater722]

a mastiff?

[KLsemperFi7]

the dog is overweight, it is a large dog, yes, but not for good reason. A mastiff that is in shape is honestly more impressive than your obese dog... needs exercise and a diet change or he aint gonna last very long

[expresshowitzer]

@KLsemperFi7 Not my dog, nor do I really give a shit, but it's funny when people post stuff like this and don't notice that the video is almost 3 years old...nor do they notice that the top comment response is about how his diet was changed around the time of the vid. Nice work, though!

[KLsemperFi7]

@KLsemperFi7 just a comment bro, don't get your tampon lodged to far up their where you get as irritated as this... and at that point your dog was over weight

[ThatJewishPerson0]

Thats some lapdog

[BrownDog12311]

i have 2 mastiffs

[blackness11102]

My aunt/uncle have a mastiff. I love him so much. They are so cute c:

[LALFAST]

At 0:49 the dog looked a bit like a female lion... it could probably beat up a lion too!

[sumbrz]

He's a beautiful dog, I love mastiffs. I have always loved large breeds with the big jowls.

We have a big bullmastiff, He's so funny cause if your sitting down he'll try to sit right on your lap....lol.

He's our big baby :)

[sgalley22]

sandlot



[asmenoguz]

This is Turkish Aksaray Dog..

We say Aksaray Malaklı Dog..

[srprelle]

This is very sad. People should care enough about their pets and children to keep them at a healthy weight. It's not about looking good it's about living a long and healthy life.

[Metallicuss]

@srprelle like you would have cared for it any better. Just because the dog is fat doesn't mean he is unhappy. I'm sorry you couldn't see the nice side of this video.

[srprelle]

@Metallicuss I'm sorry I don't celebrate the breeding of enourmous dogs with exaggerated features as they typically have more health problems or the over feeding of animals. People see things like this and think aww he's so big how cute. The case is that you're cutting the life span of your beloved pet significantly down. That's not "nice" it's depressing.

[sumbrz]

@Metallicuss ... I think he's a Beautiful Mastiff...Besides most people nowadays can stand to lose a few pounds themselves... :)

[iSh0ckism]

I love when they run, their mouth is like :I :D :I :D

[KatieGirl07]

@iSh0ckism hahahaha!! perfect. 

[wildchiyald]

awwww . he is so cute :] i love Doggies ;P <3

[66patrickbrown]

Was he in "The Sand Lot"?

[TheFreakEnder]

Fat, not big really.

[DillyMySillyFilly]

my mastiff is that tall... but not that fat lol

[6666haloreach]

I have a teacup pomeranian that loves the doorbell and the cats(even though they hate him

[iamdrkdrgn]

0:15 fred is sniffing a snack

[neurocytohemotoxic]

How much does he weigh?

[satajet883]

@neurocytohemotoxic He was close to 270 there. His diet was changed about that time.

[kodaX500]

he's got the ability of a fat guy lol :) he run's a few meter and he's tired already :)

[radwint19]

cute

[wringer4]

Shoulda named him Clifford!

[Tatianamariegomez]

i thought dinos were extinct

[satajet883]

@Tatianamariegomez lol

[Fail248]

@satajet883 yup that is a pitbull xD

[KlaudiaAntonina]

this is NOT a fat dog:)

[Sevv9220]

How heavy is he?

[satajet883]

@Sevv9220 He was about 270 there. His dog food was changed about that time. To an older dog formula.

[Sevv9220]

@satajet883 All I want to say is that he's gorgeous. My ma and I love big dogs.

[superjam18]

Nice lion you got there... I mean dog

[satajet883]

@superjam18 Hahaha

[pettyofficer30]

How old is Fred?

[satajet883]

@pettyofficer30 I think he was about 6 there.

[akayourmommasdaddy]

that dog already ate one kid..

[SvenusPerfektus]

fat isnt big

[satajet883]

@SvenusPerfektus But big and fat is.

[satajet883]

@SvenusPerfektus But big and fat is.

[Terra1311]

@satajet883 hes a lovely dog, you shouldnt feed him so much though, and thats not an insult to him or anyone iv seen alot of sad ends with animals so its just some advice.

[Fail248]

@satajet883 1.owner says speek the dog walks away

2. what kindof breed is this a mix of pitbull and pork chop xD

[satajet883]

@Fail248 English Mastiff

[1666cinnamon]

omg too cute

[satajet883]

@1666cinnamon Thanks

[AngelSaphireBlue]

what is he a mastiff?

[satajet883]

@AngelSaphireBlue English Mastiff

[NotJustAnyNarWhal]

Puuupppppyyy!!! :DDDDD <3

[lewthemaster]

wana see my dog me: aw i like cu-HOLY SHI......

[satajet883]

@lewthemaster lol

[UMmus1c]

FFFFOOOOORRREEEVVVER

[imnoemo11]

imagine that chasing you ;)

[Poseidon99Jeus]

The fattiest dog in the world, yeah !!

[pinkgirlemilym]

i have a dog named fred but he's a baset hound

[satajet883]

@pinkgirlemilym That is weird, Fred's owner has a new pup and it is a Basset Hound.

[blueeyedboy152007]

What've you been feeding him?

[satajet883]

@blueeyedboy152007 I'm not Sure what they feed him lol.

[SamohtresiaK]

@blueeyedboy152007 its a mastiff. theyre genetically huge.

[billy6668]

i guess you never get robbers

[detlions76]

that is the greatest dog ever! Dogs are the best!! very cool

[maverick56636]

What happened to your Moose's antlers?

[satajet883]

@maverick56636 Not sure what happened to them lol.

[germantank747]

this dog is big but my dig is bigger

[lejardine]

The people that I've above me have this dog. She's a puppy and cute but her owners aren't that bright. they live in a small 1 bedroom apartment and only take her as far as the parking lot for a few minutes rather than the huge expanse of empty park we have across the street.

[bgsgbja]

Imagine this beast running towards you.

[2020victorino]

That must be one REALLY big poop..

[IHaveACoolName]

that thing came straight outa The Sandlot

[scumbummmmm]

probably eating table scraps huh!!! unfortunalty his life will be shortened greatly....

[idaviruma]

thats not a fit mastiff, seriously need to lose some weight.

[KyotoIsaki]

Big dogs always seems to be such nice and well mannered dogs

[darkbluberrymuffin]

I like when you tell him to speak and he turns away like "yeah...fuck that" lol! :)

[satajet883]

@darkbluberrymuffin lol

[Doublekk27]

NOT



[heckathornmike86]

what a love

[RRRRapify]

very meaty, it looks delicious...

[SperoAeternam]

Looks more like a bull than a dog

[cavemanproductionsXD]

my dog is bigger i have a shizu

[illinoisboy84]

as you'd see from my video on my page that I do work professionally with dogs…I'd say he's a category 5 and it really is sad to say he is extremely unhealthy but as long as that big bastard is happy more power to ya!

[mobydickmcconn]

ITS LIKE A SAUSAGE!

[Myles0711]

mastif

[fishheadjoe1]

my dog is biger and cooler!

[satajet883]

@fishheadjoe1 Well let him in so he can warm up.

[bankachi]

That dog is gorgeous ^^* i hope i can have one like him some day :) Grats on the big baby

[satajet883]

@bankachi Thanks!

[halo90200]

WOW!!!! That's a big dog. Like your coo dog.

[satajet883]

@halo90200 Thank you.

[theschizoid1]

This dog is too fat.

[amorc]

big ass dog

[duramax6juggy2]

reminds me of the dog off Sandlot, Hercules. :)