Bill Dance Fishing Blooper - Goose attack

[fishwhisperer6100]

its a damn swan.

[SilverNightWolf19]

lol

[sommarbarn86]

I love this :) He wouldn´t kill it, he is very kind

[bigexodus]

Goose 2, Dance 0

[30301500]

bills a pussy i woulda punched that thing right in its poontang

[fionajmvegeta]

titles like this draw me in ^ ^

[dome2408]

boy!

[drcarico]

Believe it or not, Swans have been known to break arms. They're massive birds and have considerable strength. Though, you're a dumbass if you let that happen.

[Pyro4528]

Am i the only one that really wants to see this guy just punt the goose into the lake?

[TheBrassHole]

@Pyro4528 Yes. And it is a reflection of your character. You are the reason for the old saying "never hire a man with bloody spurs".

[ISIcRuIB]

That hat is cursed!!!

[skybedoe]

hahah XD

[howboutthemsox95]

you guys onestly care about 'black swans are from eroupe' ya fags

[spindalis79]

Black Swan...these birds are native to Europe. This is clearly an individual introduced to this lake. At the beginning you can hear Purple Martins as well.

[terrymiff]

@spindalis79 The Black Swan is native to Australia, not Europe.

[Forsure3333]

That guy is stealing her spot.

[EzziLinkoso]

It's a black Swan... ... Not a goose... =_='

[2135brianb]

haha that is soo funny

[safyanshah]

ROFL...... heheheh.... Watch from 0:15...

[AlwaysWishing1983]

That Goose is thinking "I've seen you on TV you goofball! you leave here I don't want a hook in me or maybe even killed!'

[I'm not picking on Bill.I love the vids. ]

[suba84]

that is a Black swan , not a Goose

[Gripshot]

101% fake and gay

[SovietGuy101]

@Gripshot your fake and gay

[TheSlabSlayer97]

@Gripshot u suck.

[777shaitan666]

@Gripshot explain

[Generaleagle1]

silly goose

[Karagianis]

Looks more like a black swan to me.

[liquorbudz]

when he turned around and went back i thought he was gonna boot that damn bird i know i would have

[sidepanel200]

fuck al the haters who call it "fake"

[SierraRoad]

How in the world is that fake? Possibly he new the goose was there protecting a nest or young and went over to fish near it, and agitated it. Staged maybe, but not fake.

[felixusus]

ok...FAKE!

[iggvf]

thats a swan...

[hollyrose1]

That's no goose. Neck is too long and it didn't honk like a goose.

[david052856]

@hollyrose1 Thats an Australian Black Swan

[jordanT56]

who the fuck cares wat it is.. all that matters is that it tried to bite BIll lol

[hollyrose1]

You better watch your fithy tongue. Swans have been known to be mean. Don't know how true this is but scuttlebutt has it that they have the strength in their necks to break a man's arm. Nothing to play around with if it is true.

[jchip777]

Them bastards are mean as hell.

One attacked me at a local park lake.

Punk ass swan.

[awesome736]

The mighty goose!

[earlstafari]

These goddamn birds are getting out of order ! They need to learn their place, which is on the dinner table, with some gravy !

[ImparatorEugenius]

AMEN!!!!

[heartlesspinto]

This is no goose, but geese have done the same thing to me. Got me right on the BUTT! Those things are stealthy! I turned and kicked the m'fer. He didn't come back.

[badpiccolo]

THIS MAN IS FAIL!

[CircularPoop]

you are an idiot

[repticman123]

id kick that gooses ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YouriCarma]

Black Swan originated from Australia. The black swan was first described by English naturalist John Latham in 1790. Before they only knew about the existens of White Swans. That's why it also became a economical term for somthing that never happened before but obviously can happen, a rare event.

[spindalis79]

Black Swan. European species. Domesticated for private collections in N. America. At the beginning of the video Purple Martins can be heard "chortling" in the background.

[BlackLookingGlass]

It's a swan..

[fillemin23]

im surprised no one has called it fake yet.

[gokory]

y should they?

[xtopshelfx]

crazy fuckin goose ahahahahahaha!

[JiggleSmax]

It's a swan you nunga dangler! Betch, please.

[nchayfarmer]

this is the classic Dance clip the first one I ever seen

[UnstoppableJae]

i hate geese..i usually let my son run ..them off when we're out fishing..go back to canada lol...shittin everywhere,,its gross

[gokory]

that wasn't a goose plus it wasn't a canadian one anyway,....

[kill2belive666]

haha, isnt this a swan of some sort? geese dont hang thier heads like that do they? not the geese around me in NH

[MultiCyanide]

did he die?

[timwins31]

no he didn't die. wtf are you talking about?

[HxXFromFirstToLastXx]

are these genuin? he has lots of bloopers? if they arnt set up then its officially amazing haha i love them. but i dont if there all setup to be bloopers

[dudrhkd7]

lol it bites him on his but

[skid272]

fake ass bloopers

[brewcrew01984]

How the fuck is this fake? The damn thing clearly attacks him...

[neverhadachance6]

have you watched his others?

[fundiebasher]

If you want to be precise, that's a Black Swan, Cygnus atratus. Still funny though!

[finnishminnow]

Where is the rest of this blooper?

[shairaptor]

GEESE RULE !! Pwnd that fisherman hah! And btw it's a majestic black swan

[anomaly768]

Bill Dance!? It should be Bill Dunce!

[anomaly768]

That's not a goose, it's a black swan. Jesus...you really are stupid!

[s2MaGiK]

who the fuck cares lol

[anomaly768]

I do and so do lots of others, but you Americans obviously don't!? A swan is a swan and a goose is a goose - numb-nuts! ;0)

[s2MaGiK]

Says the british guy who has ruined the English language so bad that we needed to change it. Face it saying "Americans" as an insult is hilarious because the US can trump any other country in the world. Face the fact that we are the worlds largest power and the queen's army couldn't even take over France. ITS FRANCE FOR FUCKS SAKE!

[anomaly768]

Yes, and look what you've done with that power. I don't have much time for you, I just hope Obama can sort out the mess that Bush has left behind, who you elected 'twice'. We should never have got involved with the war and just left you to it, after all your the most powerful country. Some who have power don't necessarily know who to use it. And don't start dragging the past up, we have to worry about today and tomorrow, because now were constantly under threat for many years to come.

[s2MaGiK]

Who the hell even likes Bush? He cheated his way into office twice for Christs sake! Only cunt faced republicans voted for him, and they all regret it. I will agree he fucked almost everything up, and I hope Obama will fix his fail mark on the economy.

[SamF0]

i think both of you Should grow the fuck up. just a suggestion?

[s2MaGiK]

I think you should stay the fuck out of it and cut slice your throat open. just a suggestion?

[mrtk56]

LMAO ure funny :P Sum1 offers some helpful advice and you advise them to slice their throat, you'll go far in life ;)

[s2MaGiK]

It's called being a smart ass, notice the same format and wording?

[SamF0]

your suggestions suck. lol.

tell you what. maybe you should wait a few years, grow a few feet, THEN come back and talk shit to me.

how's that for a suggestion?

[s2MaGiK]

Horrible suggestion, because i dont think me being 9 feet tall would give you much of an advantage. And for you to talk shit acting like a hard ass compared to my argument on how using "Americans" as a form of an insult is plain stupid. Plus, the what fuck is your name? Is it some type of name that makes people bow down to you in a way your name is that much greater than others'? Don't attempt to talk shit when somebody is having an argument not a "shit talking" competition.

[SamF0]

okay, this guy, s2MaGik. his name is peter, and he's tryin to act all hard on here, but he's got dudes on his page talkin about fuckin him. he has no pride for his country, and frankly, i think there are too many people like him. TOO MANY PUSSIES.

[cobrakeister]

LMAO at you guys, argueing America vs Britain on a fishing blooper video. FOTFLMAO.

PRICELESS.

[anomaly768]

I know, the American started it - nothing new there then!?

[bloodshot54]

funny shit

[UKdude90]

lol still got pwnd even back then lmao

[YeahRight825]

lol!... Bill Dance is hilarious... and omg this is OLD... he's kinda a young dude in this one

[csaboy27]

I would have turned with the rod and smacked the crap outta that thing

[lemover]

Its a black swan, not a goose

[ConisKC]

hahaha all he says is boy! id be screamin all sorts of profanities

[DanMcCaffrey]

Aargh! Thing with Geese is. Slapping them in the beak or head is hard as their necks are fast. The only other option is to kick them hard but I wonder if I might kill them. I'd have no trouble doing that to a Canadian Goose though, they're overpopluted as is.

[furyiiiplate]

I've seen some nasty bruises from them buggers. They clamp on hard. Sometimes in very sensitive areas too.

[fishinguy2008]

i fish at this golf course that has 3 of those motherfuckers their fuckin big and iam a big guy and they still scare me lol

[jstancilboy1]

I had a canadian goose run after me one time while I was fishing. I think it was on a nest. It actually bit me a couple times. Not to sound like a bitch but it did scare the hell out of me although I knew the damn thing didnt have any teeth...

[eliasdelrincon]

did it bite u

[buckpro3]

no duu it can happen!!!

[jmay2002]

I have seen this actually happen before so it is possible!

[Jamespwnsn00b]

what a retard i would have killed it and ate it

[jazzplayer9]

I have a bunch of geese near me, when I fish.....I scare them off tho

[armymen159]

it looks like 1 of them black swans to me but still there both stuped just wish i could hunt swans lol

[Nadesico360]

I hate those Gawd Damn GEESE. One did that to me when I was 6!

I hate those fuckers.

Bill Dance is awesome.

[papifolks]

HAHA, this guy is a walking comedy reel.

[FisherMan584]

lol

[MrSkittelz]

ehheheahahhahahhHahahahahahhhs­ahahHAHAHAHAHHA

[brooklynmeatslapper]

you must have no life commenting every bill dance vid saying there staged

[crazytrain40]

Then why the fuck are you watching them if you think that? Staged or not, they're FUNNY AS HELL!!

[matthew54555]

lookin for the bad in everything...dude, just laugh every once in awhile

[ssilva872]

LOL

[DoughboyJonesmk2]

boy, that's an old one...

[BBBYpsi]

That is actually a black swann. Goose's are wimps & will make a hissing noise just walk at them & they will run. Even if they have baby's

[Bondidog]

As far as I know, black swans are endemic to Australia, so the question must be asked, where was our fishing dunce when he was attacked by the 'goose'?

[popstar1596]

it is totally funny

[goldensedge]

hahahaha!!!!!OMG THIS IS FUNNY!!!!