Cole Phelps is a Horrible Detective - Button Mashup #2

[119951000]

OMG, this is fucking hillarious! :D

[Thegreek753]

Rockstar sould name him Cole Helps

[mondes1964]

Cole: You sure things didn't get a little too tough, and you burnt down the house yourself?

Steffens: I Should punch you on the goddamn nose. LOL Thumbs up if you agree

[kanenkitten]

I like the way Cole's eyes look at the player at 1:12 as if to say "Are you sure you want me to say this?"

[TookanArrow2myASS]

lmao library card hahaha

[DarkSignal59]

i lost it at "you sure things didn't get a little too tough,and you burnt down the house yourself?" XD sounded legit to me,i r detective extraordinaire hurr durr :L

[Infesturmind]

Lmao

[Pacemaker182]

"You were behind the break in" "How can you prove that?" "Don't lie...we found the library card"

[lonefreeze]

LOL after accusing the old woman for a break in and using the library card as evidence

"your of the hook for now" LOL

[RichyRoo832]

LOL he accuses the girl of hating her recently deceased mother's jewellery and tells her strangle marks around her mums throat are the reason why

[20cFilmWannabe]

he's such a loser

[PsiBetaRoux]

this is so thoroughly entertaining.

[trcsonic]

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio!

[WarFite]

@trcsonic Is it real?

[trcsonic]

@WarFite LOL! 

[Veenanana]

what game is this?

[mrdj0060]

@Veenanana L.A. Noir

[Veenanana]

@mrdj0060 and where can i play the game?

[Veenanana]

@mrdj0060 thanks and where can i play the game?

[Ebvardh]

@Veenanana You'd probably have to buy it for either console: Your PC, an XBox 360 or a Playstation 3.

[Veenanana]

@Ebvardh oh alright thanks :D

[Ebvardh]

@Veenanana You're welcome.

[Aznninja123]

1:34 Rusty: ... Seriously Phelps?

[S0urCrunch]

This is beautiful

[TheSazukii]

the fucking AT&T COMMERICAL WOKE UP MY FOLKS!

[RollOverMyHead]

Just picked this game up yesterday night and I'm enjoying the hell out of it. I love the variety, the story is nice, the characters and stuff. This game is well made and also it even feels so much complete when it comes to the story unlike games like Mafia II of course despite it being awesome. Looking forward into playing this game over and over again after my first run of it, just like I did with Mafia II. :)

[BoyofmanyNames]

"Looks like I made a mistake"

[tigerlep9]

0:10 lady:you see i don't normally drive off cliffs.

Phelps: oh wel.....

lady:wait you didn't lemme finish. i don't normally drive off cliffs, i usually drive someone else off a cliff.

[MrCaptainSmeagol]

Thats right little girl, you were definetly pissed off with your mums jewelry because there was a rope pattern on her neck. God i love this game. XD

[danlfc1983]

Rope pattern at 1:03 HAHA

[thechickenfive]

KGPL, this is 11 K, requesting an APB on 18 people for conspiracy on the 'dislike' button

[Uare2MuchRetarded]

bought the game a week ago, something i thought i would regret..

but no, its an awsome game. game of the decade?

[potatoelover95]

its like if george bush was a cop that went in a time machine few decades back

[certainknotofpeace]

'You're crazy'

'Sorry, my mistake.' HAHAHAHAAA!

Clearly playing Phelps as a moron is way more entertaining than trying to play the game properly! :-)

[SuperJuventino1897]

you sure things didnt get a little too tough and you burnt down the house yourself? i should punch you on the goddamn nose...hahaha:D

[TheCumCookies]

XD The end, just hilarious!! I remember I laughed so hard that part in the game!!

[vincent834]

> Run over hundreds of Innocent people and cause thousands of dollars in city damage.

> Get demoted to Arson for a bit of Cheating.

[sharpieIIII]

now, work on the body animatons

[cooldj106]

hey dont make fun of him he dies in the end of the game

[bronxbombers222]

This video makes Hamlet even better.

[VirgilAdrian]

great

[Equilibr1st]

You're a lush Margaret xD

[albinoclone]

how doesn't a library card prove she's lying?

[itsdavadude]

This video is how I played LA noire second time around, I did the stupid choices and accused as many children as I could!

[TurdmanTurner]

@itsdavadude you played L.A Noire a second time?

[itsdavadude]

@TurdmanTurner Yeah, only to have some fun. It's a great game, just too short.

[TurdmanTurner]

@itsdavadude too short!? it's a game where you have to be fully awake to play, it's a 100% effort game and it kills me.

[itsdavadude]

@TurdmanTurner I was able to beat it in 14 hours, not too long for a SP game, but it is difficult!

[LongNightOfSolace]

why are the two top comments identical?

[DeguGamingNetwork]

@LongNightOfSolace

They're not.

[LongNightOfSolace]

@DeguGamingNetwork but they were some days ago. why answering to a comment made almost a week ago?

[DeguGamingNetwork]

@LongNightOfSolace

Because I can.

[MrSwaper619]

I played the whole game only accusing people of lying

[perun1nj]

@MrSwaper619 me too and i still beat the game.



[albinoclone]

punch you ON the goddamn nose. Guess you just throw grammar out the window

[MasterShakeRules]

Hahahaha that accusation that Cole made against the old women about a break in and he uses the library card as evidence

[superpiemonster]

@MasterShakeRules you borrowed How to break into houses didnt you

[MasterShakeRules]

@superpiemonster lol what?

[ash356]

@MasterShakeRules

On Superipie - He's on about the woman borrowing a library book called 'How to break into houses' :')

[IcedxAnime]

*Narrows eyes*

"You're off the hook...for now."

[bronxbombers222]

Gotta love Carruthers.

[MrAppleby56]

You can shout at the 16 year rape victim in the hospital during the shrunken head case.

[DeguGamingNetwork]

@MrAppleby56

Apparently. 

[posthumanfetus]

The two top rated comments are the same thing, and they are lines from the video we JUST FUCKING SAW.

[earthelement949]

Lmao I love the ending

[borismontoya136]

Love that amazing expressions and lip sync

[Jtangel27]

How does a library card NOT prove that she tried to steal her possesions?

[Exilninja]

0:23

Lol you can see him smirking while he answers the question

[Wintd1]

@Exilninja He does it again at 0:57

[DefendedHomestand]

Hey, I saw the connection between murdering your mom for jewlery and rope marks on the corpse of the victim. I also saw the connection between theft and a library card. Then again, I'm not a detective.

[The1337MrMogens]

Hey, see! Why give thumps up to the top comment when you can give thumps up to one that is identical?

[famoussward]

"But instead you come in here and you abuse an old woman"- Sounds like fallout 3 all over again

[PlayMeASongAerosmith]

best line ever!!  My mistake >.<

[EmpGrevious]

1:53 - FOREVER ALONE

[AikasCupcake]

1:53 I was laughing so hard when I saw that in the game :'D

[goldhydro98]

Cole phelps: I bet you got a match set for to your house wiped your ass with a hammer and then molested some kids then your stole your mothers jewellery then you shot me. Little girl: who are you. Cole phelps: officer down.

[DeguGamingNetwork]

"Alas, poor Yorric. I knew him, Horatio."

*Awkward silence*

"Is it real?"

"No."

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@DeguGamingNetwork Love that part :D

[DeguGamingNetwork]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx One of the best Shakespeare quotes in gaming, easy.

[alismouha]

@DeguGamingNetwork People apparently weren't all that cultivated back then.

[alismouha]

@DeguGamingNetwork People apparently weren't all that cultivated back then.

[DeguGamingNetwork]

@alismouha

The guys asks if a (presumably ceramic or plastic) head is real.

Cultivation has nothing to do with it. That's just plain dumb.

[alismouha]

@DeguGamingNetwork I thought you were talking about the Hamlet line.

[tymotoboy53]

@DeguGamingNetwork lol i don't remember that in the game

[DeguGamingNetwork]

@tymotoboy53 Did you watch the whole video?

[tymotoboy53]

@DeguGamingNetwork yeah i watched all of them, i wonder if something happened different depending on your actions?

[DeguGamingNetwork]

@tymotoboy53

I don't think so. That's one of the static cutscenes that plays regardless of your actions.

[tymotoboy53]

@DeguGamingNetwork damn why can't i remember it!? maybe i accidentally skipped it :o

[DeguGamingNetwork]

@tymotoboy53

That's possible.

[LandSquirrels]

@DeguGamingNetwork it's yorick not yorric

[DeguGamingNetwork]

@LandSquirrels

Yeah, I know. Typo.

Ah, what can I say? It was late and I was tired.

[casino16]

ur off the hook...for now. wow that was golden

[EMERALDanimations]

@casino16 and it's juts the old poor lady he doesn't apologize to XD

[Lotsofmoxy]

This still doesn't get old no matter how many times I watch it. xD

[007Influence]

Cole: I bet you cut his throat in his sleep, hacked it off and then put it under your bed! Then you cut off his face, wore it as a mask and then made love to your own mother with a strap on! 5 year old girl: Err................

[bren97122]

Cole Phelps: worlds first troll.

[BrittTHEBrave]

I lol'd when I played that scene, the last cutscene I mean; I laughed cuz I wasn't expecting that from Cole. :P

[WhipitRipit]

UR DRAGGING YOUR FEET!

[KenshiNewgrounds]

Detective Cole Failps, proving that even the police hire the wrong people.

[stuntmasta305]

Hits a pedestrian on the side walk yells "YOU'RE DRAGGING YOUR FEET" - Scumbag Phelps.

[jdwizard99]

is it real?

hehe that's what she said

[SSSpriter92]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LIKE THIS COMMENT IF YOU COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING THE WHOLE VIDEO

[southparkfan200]

LOLOLOLOLOL

Phelps: Why don't you tell the truth, Michelle? Something really bugs you about your mother's jewelry.

Michelle:You really are horrible, you know that? What makes you think that?

Evidence; Rope Burn lololololol

*makes it sound like the correct answer sound*

Michelle:Your Crazy!

Phelps:Sorry my mistake!

lolololol xD

[masterjaredclayton]

Cole is really classical reciteing hamlet Cole: alas poor yorick I knew him horratio

[MrKyuubi123456789]

Cole Phelps:Is it real?

Malcolm:No.

[averagefreaks]

LMFAO.... the library card definitely made this whole video.

[pillowsinmypants]

@averagefreaks and "Your off the hook...for now." hahahaha

[danlfc1983]

1:41 Picking Library Card haha!

[ArturoAurelia]

When I get an answer wrong I quit the game and play that part again.

[ggfancma]

LMFAOO : And do you have an ounce of proof for that scurrilous allegation?

Proof : Library card. ROFLL

[ConnorEdge]

LMAO

[ClassicCr0ft]

stop the video ad 1:54 LOOOL

[Gabelleroux]

*Chuckle* Alas, Poor Yorick, I Knew Him, Horatio.

[xx0Kitten0xx]

This is hilarious!! Make a part 3 . . . Pleeeeeeease??!!

[dudeness88]

Played the game and enjoyed it immensely, but this is still funny as shit

[FPSPointMan]

Michelle: Your crazy.

Cole: Sorry my mistake.

i almost died laughing.

[havlorech]

At 1:32 Galloway realizes he needs to do the talking for now on.

[peterganna]

Ill punch u on the nose WTF ILL PUNCH U IN DA FACE

[daking0009]

gawd these fucking lips!

[ShugglesStuff]

lmaoo defs a troll

[rafagoatee]

i didn't like him, wasn't too sad when he drowned

[MegaRedzed]

Man I just love Cole Phelps best charicter

[ikdushea]

"You come in here, and abuse an old woman!"

Wow... that old bitch really wanted to be the Elsa of the game...

[PulpFictionized]

xDD At the ending, oh my God, Cole is such a fucking idiot hahahaha!

[TheCartoonbacon]

1:51 cole with the head was my favorite scenes in the game IDK y

[markosdangerous]

@TheCartoonbacon in which case I can see that?

[TheCartoonbacon]

@markosdangerous i think its the first case were your in charge of traffic

[markosdangerous]

@TheCartoonbacon I discovered it.. it's the third one on traffic (the case number seven of the game)

[markosdangerous]

@TheCartoonbacon the fallen idol!

[TheCartoonbacon]

@markosdangerous o yeah

[mariaaishere]

Maybe your just a hater.If u r f u and y did u buy this game anyway

[TheScrambles1]

can someone please tell me the name of the song?

[Marin33561]

@TheScrambles1 merry go by kevin macleod

[TheHeroKitty]

"ALAS POOR YORICK! I knew him, horatio." ... "Is it real?" "No."

[clockworkdeity]

(shrunken head)

"Is it real?"

"...no."

[SergeantLedge]

Looks like I made a mistake. What a shame.

[Big5000K]

Your off... FOR NOW.

[BiteMyBios001]

You would think that it almost looks like if he made a mistake :o

[Defenestrati2700]

hahaha. I HATE THE COLE PHELPS CHARACTER! DIE ALREADY!

[SPA7X]

"Your Dragging your Feet!"

[Noa4h]

hahahahaha

"Looks like I made a mistake."

[EbonyMasks]

GAWD THESE FUCKING LIPS!!!!! -Goes in a rage-

[TheScrambles1]

@EbonyMasks hey did you draw this?

[Demendred1605]

He is horrible, my god

[KrispyMofo]

GAWD THESE FUCKIN LIPS

[CodyTAGGIN]

omg I love this!!

[TheScrambles1]

Whats the name of the song?

[IamTheiPhone]

GOD THESE FUCKIN LIPS

[wokeupthismorning100]

I should punch you on the goddamn nose.

[dave55811]

1:54

Maybe Cole should've gone into acting instead of being a detective. :P

[JDAVIDLITTLE]

'is it real?' 'yea, don't do that again.'

[LuigiFan99]

Lol how he accused the old lady of stealing items with the library card

[chickensmackin543]

I sent myself here.

[TheNuclearbomb11]

Gawd these FUCKING LIPS!

[worldistrouble]

Egoraptor brought me here

[RockStar51588]

"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him Horatio."

I'm always laughing at how Phelps thinks he made an amazing joke, but no one else than him is laughing.

[Atvishees]

@RockStar51588 Me too. I also like how he asks right afterwards,´

"Is it real?"

"No."

[Atvishees]

@madboy1105 God...

Read Shakespeare!

"Hamlet", to be precise.

[madboy1105]

@Atvishees Lol yeh kk thanks

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

@madboy1105 If you didn't get the joke...are you underage...? I mean even if you don't read, you HAVE to read that in like 10-11 grade english class...

[madboy1105]

@MetalFluffyNinja1 I know its from hamlet when this guy holds a skull but i dont understand it

[saturn226]

@MetalFluffyNinja1 I know its from hamlet, but we never read that book in highschool

[faiye1]

GAWDTHESEFUCKINLIPS

[donnieaveryfan17]

The "Alas poor Yorick" part in LA Noire is awkward lmao.

are people just gonna go round to every la noire video now and type 'gawd these fuckin lips'