I Can't Vlog

[xJAD3N]

This is actually pretty sweet... and the intro is nice. I'm gonna post a video response for my vlog, but you can decline. 'S cool.

[terrafirmaterrafirma]

Hey dude, you are really cute.

[StiinaLustig]

You make me giggle. I actually did lol at the card trick, and your bird! The only guy on youtube who will censor his finger. Love it :D

[siliexar]

shi* in the other video i comment that i didnt know how the plates look similar to mines but i didnt know u from boston too

[vjm1234]

Great little vid. Smiley:D

[JeffBazz]

lol "is this your cousin?"

[loveualatte]

ROFL! "is THIS your cousin?"

[KeenKat]

hahah good job.youll do fine... just use the rule of thirds and youll do great.

[joelco92]

lol

[Palliekilla]

Is this your couzin?

[belsogno11]

haha, wow, i love your videos! too funny!

[stalker9970]

You FUNNY man!!!

[RogCBrand]

It's actually good not to have a set style for vids! That makes them interesting- always different!

LOL!- "Chris Crocker looks good in a dress"!

:P

Great vid!!!

LOL! I have a problem saying 'no' so I've had so many dvd's disappear over the years!!!

The intro is great- very classy!

[munchkinhugs]

I don't know why -but you make me laugh -and apparantly, you're not even trying!

Btw; how did your paper end up going? The one you got all the video responses & what nots for?

[dolphinstarbeam]

Rock It Man!

[chris3ff]

The Air Bud thing made me lollygag. High five.

[howd17]

You are very funny! Keep making more!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Hey thanks! And I just saw you subscribed! Really really appreciate it. I'm trying to pump something out soon so buckle up lol

[missy2j]

The intros a go. I'm liking piano - keep up the dabbling.

[jasonkoivu1972]

The Ben Folds Five and your slight but still apparent Boston accent make you tits with me! 5 Friggin' Stahs!

[niqanne]

Hahah! is this ur cousin :P

[xHelloxMartiex]

Yeah magic's fun,bring me back my mom XD ROFL!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Yeah, I don't know how I came up with that lol. As I was talking, I just imagined my mom volunteering in a disappearing trick. yeah... don't know lol.

[xHelloxMartiex]

HAHA that was classic(:

[natztheflip]

oh dearest jeff, this was a great video. hahaha. =) you are great at vlogging.

[HuntingOfTheSnark]

You're funny

[ColdFlame28]

Haha Im seeing you for the first time, er, Im seeing your video for the first time (thru vanawesome). Loved it! Very talented and funny. yay.

[decibel182]

Holy effing crap, dude. You're hilarious. It's subtle but still great. "EA SPORTS! IT'S IN THE GAME!"

awesome.... the video you made with VanAwesome was enough to make me a fan. This is the icing on the cake, sir. You have a new subscriber.

"Is this your cousin?" rofl wtf!?!?!

[FluffyProductions101]

NICE VLOG!

[MissAngieBob]

You are rather hilarious, I like the intro, you should keep it.

[utubegurl1]

LOL "Is this your cousin?"

[snowqueenkat]

I beg to differ. I think you CAN vlog. What can I say, you're my new favorite person to watch. You need more videos! I must go subscribe....

[adisonc]

EA sports, its in the game!

fucking awesome!

[DominationVideos]

lmao so funny!

[mishtish12345]

Is this ur cousin

omg hahaha soo funny

this is great

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol. Thanks a lot. Thanks for stopping by!

[smrtgrl1]

You are hilarious. Keep up the good work. Congrats you just got a new sub.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Woohoo! Thank you so much, Seriously.

[GimmeBWW]

Ha! I find magicians a bit skeevy too. And I know people use the phrase lol alot, but I literally lol-ed at the end of the magic trick.

[mallow610]

omg victoria beckham!!! :)

ahh the EA sports guy lol!...can u do the SEGA one?!

[Matches66]

I like the intro

[Karamellie9]

Love your intro!

Dont change it! :)

[babushkabuddha]

OH MY GOOOOOOOURD! AND JAMIE CULLUM!! COME ON! AND MORE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!! why am i just now finally watching this?!? i hate myself. quickah. latah. i'm from baaahstahn. i laughed so hard when you said, "is THIS your cousin?" like HARD.. my stomach hurts now and my cheeks. i laugh just thinking about it. i thought i'd tell you this instead of just saying hahahhahaha is this your cousin LOL LMAO hahaha!

do you like my annoying rambling comments with bad grammar? airbud was a damn good movie.

[tchao123456789]

love it!

[bellasarah85]

Definitely love the intro :).

[143yaknow]

i liked that btw i think you should keep the intro lol

[browntex]

hahaha

chris crocker, lol

[Karamellie9]

Chris crocker rocks!

[LovennaHanLovesU]

LOL...

[TheFlyingCar]

ok i had it, im subscribing!! =D

[TheFlyingCar]

i was laughing so hard!! im just gunna take a look at a couple more videos cuz i only saw two and i dont want to subscribe if i only saw two haha. i love how u edit your videos too!! 5 start work and favoriting. i loved ur entrance by the way tooo

[ksistphe]

HAHAHHAHA.

THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS.

seriously the next winekone.

but your vids are clean. so much better. :D

[CristinasinH]

i love ur videos! haha they are right up there with community channel and disney kid! i say you should just continue to be kick ass because your funny as hell!

[KRC588]

omg dude ur this vid rocks, I laughed out loud!

[ericsurf6]

Dude, you're well on your way. Nice Vlog!

[moscowmasha]

Wow, pretty hilarious!

It's hard to be original on YouTube...but sometimes, just by analyzing the system itself, you can succeed at doing just that.

Woo. Aren't I just so deep and intelligent.

[digidarlin]

What if you did a stop motion animation of stacks of nickels forming prison bars for your intro? Maybe I'm thinking too artsy.

Anywho, I never made any videos for the exact reasons you're mentioning :) but you seem to be having some growing success, so keep it up. Loved the perfume ad reaction. And seriously, flakey DVD borrowers of the world need to own up! I mean, I never let anyone borrow Airbud, but I really wish I hadn't loaned out Airbud II. My DVD shelf will never be the same.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

THE PRISON BAR THING WOULD BE AWESOME!!! I don't know if I can actually do it lol but now I'm gonna investigate. And thank you so much for the awesome comments and for subscribing. I really appreciate it!

[Neeurotic]

Hi N&C! I just found your channel and I just wanted to tell you I have the same problem as you. I have no idea what to talk about or do in my videos, so... thanks for letting me know I'm not alone. ;) And also, I like the intro. I want one too, now! Hmmn... And third - you look like the neighbour guy from "Grounded for life". :D

[postmanpatcatattack]

seriously your vids' are entertaining, I'm just surprised that they don't have more views.

[xSunnyNights]

you can FIND a dvd copy of airbud?!

man, I'm jealous.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Yes, if you dig down far enough in the dollar bin at wal-mart LOL! Hey thanks for subscribing too! Really appreciate it!

[Pathogen82]

It takes time to change your wavelength for the people.....youve got potential man.....keep it up...

peace.

pathogen82

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol thanks man. You sound so profound lol. Appreciate it man. Thanks so much for subbing too! See ya!

[WahineRocker]

Haha! Is THIS your cousin? hahahaha! that was funny, i wasnt even expecting that! you are great!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Thanks so much. You know what, You're the best! You're my 100th subscriber!!! Woohoo! Thanks again!

[kellibeans1010]

LOL, Yeah, I hate it when people scratch my copy of Air Bud too... damnit... haha, I thought I was the only person who has ever seen that movie..

[NickelsAndCrimes]

lol Glad you can relate with my pain lol.

[littlejinkz]

that was REALLY good, I'm impressed :)

[andigirlsc]

What software do you use for editing your videos? Also, which brand of laptop is best for editing videos? Thanks!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Hey there! Umm I use VideoWave by Roxio for editing. It's not that bad. Not that great.. but it gets the job done lol. I've only used software for Windows. But Lots o people rave about Macs lol. But mine gets the job done. Anyways, thanks for stopping by!

[javajavadk]

HAH! seriously funny! im totally going to be a subscribah! thumbs up on the intro

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol Thanks so much man! Gotta love the accent. Actually, no... no you don't lol. Anyways, thanks so much! Really appreciate it!

[postmanpatcatattack]

i love watching videos like this... do more! umm yeah.. soz

[NickelsAndCrimes]

lol ok. I'll try lol. I'm working on one now. Not promising much though lol. Thanks for checking me out!

[Stonetrumpet]

That was hilarious hahaha

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Hey Thanks! Really appreciate it. Thanks for stopping by!

[claytonian]

I hate intros longer than 5 seconds. Ditch it!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

LOL good call. And thanks so much for subscribing man! Really appreciate it.

[lamintak]

I like the intro and think you should keep it. The nickel in the handcuffs is clever.

I liked the magic part and also the scratched DVD part. Another good video! Keep 'em coming

[devilzfury]

Man...nice work...your story telling makes your words and opinions very entertaining...

keep em rolling dude

from matt (aka. Devilzfury)

[ItsBrittanyMorgan]

Better then my crazyness. lol.

[wanda190]

hahaha i like this vid lol funny but i think u found ur thing just talking about stuff lol

[NickelsAndCrimes]

lol Thanks Wanda! Yeah, I'm thinking I'll kinda stick with this talking stuff lol. I'll still make a fool of myself but not as much as doing other things lol. Thanks for checking me out!

[acellx92x]

i just laughed, SO hard at this, i'm like. wow. that was pretty clever, uuhh, soo that's about it..kaybye!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol thanks so much. I'm really actually pretty dumb but thanks for thinking otherwise lol. And thanks for stopping by!

[Nagakama]

LOL scratched copy of AirBud

[NickelsAndCrimes]

lol Thanks for not making fun of movie preferences. It's a good movie damn it! lol. And on a sad note, I've never been to a Quizno's :( Such a shame. lol. Anyways, thanks for stopping by!

[Nagakama]

You are missing out, I promise :)

[linaaaap1]

lol!You're so funny and unexpectedly normal, if you know what I mean!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol. Thanks so much! And yes I know exactly what I mean lol. There a lot of "interesting" people on YouTube lol. Anyways, thanks for stoppin by!

[skaazee]

hey man your stuff is way cooler that a half of vlogs i've seen here, nice composition and humour :) u gotcha style bud

[natn0]

that was funny. for true. yeah do another one!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Thanks! Oh don't you worry. I'll be doing more real soon. Or should you start worrying? lol. Thanks for stopping by!

[mememolly]

[fangirl]

you are. amazing.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Molly, you're awesome. lol. Thanks so much for checking out my vid. You got me like 10 more people to subscribe just by watching it lol. Anyways, hope to talk to you later!

[AuntBarbara]

Aunt Barbara enjoyed the into and I think you have a wonderful style!

Now wash your hands it's time for breakfast.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Why thank you AuntBarbara lol! And thanks for the tupperware tips! lol.

[magic9man2]

Wow you nailed that video game announcer guy =0. Funny video

[Bdup81]

Always loving your work dude and the E.A sports thing was quality, ive give you a little mention on my channel rock on dude

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Hey thanks a lot man! I really appreciate it! I'm just happy people know what the hell I was talking about lol. Are you on Aim?

[Bdup81]

sorry dude excuse my ignorance but whats aim? please dont let it be something simple il be devastated  haha i have no common sense what so ever lmao

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol it's alright, same here. Aim is what I IM (instant message) with lol. Do you have a screenname might be a better question. maybe not though lol.

[Bdup81]

no man i dont, and your right it was not a better question LMAO dont worry bout me, i lead a pathetic little life,so just push me to the side lmao

[diiddoo]

your funny! i really like how you put ben folds five in the background...

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Thanks! Yeah, I love Ben Folds lol. And that Cigarette tune is so crippling-ly depressing lol. Good fit I feel lol.

[OnefortheVine]

lmao "is this your cousin?" classic

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol Thanks. I really hope she never watches this lol.

[disneykid1]

LOL. That was brilliant.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Thanks Joe!! And watch out cause I'm totally gonna do a "dear body.." vid too.

[lduk]

Wow!!!! Thats actually was a great impersination lol. I love your vids dude!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

LDUK!!! What's going on man!?! I'm have withdrawls from your vids lol. Anyways, good hearing from you man!

[lduk]

I havent been on in a bit and I wont promise I'm going to be making one son lol. But irl try. It will be shit tho lol. Good to see your vids man.

[Magicman317537]

Nice dude! Very funny! But now I feel obligated to post a magic video in response.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol thanks. I knew I was taking a risk with you as a subscriber lol. And woohoo! You're the first person to post a video response yay! lol.

[princessFig]

Honey, without you singing to Joe the how would I have found you....own up to it buddy, the singing needs to stay...

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol. alright, I promise. I'll do another tune. But I'm blaming you if people get upset lol just kidding.

[princessFig]

okay, I don't mind if you blame me, I think your brilliant...and I love the whole Chris Crocker in a dress bit because Victoria DOES look like a man-boy with her fake boobies and scary bleach head...

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol. Thanks. It's sad but when I was flipping through the magazine, I actually thought it was him for a split second lol. You a community Channel fan? I might be doing my next tune for her. God have mercy on us all lol

[princessFig]

yeah, ya gotta show some love to Community Channel, she is like the queen bee of youtube, her awesomeness has no bounds....

[ChannelReviews]

You're the male communitychannel. ^_^

[NickelsAndCrimes]

I'll take that as a huge, sexy compliment lol. Thanks for checking me out man!

[gocelts]

Thanks for checking you out? I hope that's not what you think of all your male subscribers. lol.

Dude, being "ALL OVER THE MAP" should be your trademark. You're about as good as anyone on Youtube at it.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

HAHA. Yeah, sorry about that... I really need to think before I speak lol.

And don't you worry, I still have no idea what I'm doing so that's all you'll get.

[coldblooded2008]

You have the greatness on you. That was awesome :) Nice to see you back!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol. Thank you so much! Hopefully you'll be seeing my face more often. :)

[rmacias]

the magic bit with the "is this your cousin" ending is funny as all hell. The line "no shotgun for jeff in the consideration-mobile" is an instant classic! you have a natural comedic talent. great vid!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol. Thanks so much. Hope my cousin likes her cameo lol. Actually I hope she never finds out that I make videos lol.

[TheFamousStacie]

You can't see it cause it's you man! You totally have a style all your own. Go Jeff! You crack me up.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

STACIE!!! lol thanks so much. When are we gonna see the next big feature from Cougar? lol. Hope all is well.

[heather0585]

the intro was ok but i'd cut back on the piano playing scenes and the bit where you can tell your talking but we dont know what your saying, that kinda ruins it. keep the random clips, mabey add a couple more

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Good call lol. Yeah, I didn't know what to do for the random clips so I pretended to talk lol. To clear up the confusion, I said "I don't know what to say right now" lol. I'll probably tweek it for next vid. Thanks for the help!

[NietzscheNu]

I liked the intro btw,

criminal piano music ROCKS!

[vanawesome]

"no shotgun for jeff in the consideration-mobile. very impressive.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

I actually came up with that one on the spot. Anything planned with me is normally the least funny lol. Thanks so so much again man for pimpin my vid out on your channel. I really appreciate it man.

[vanawesome]

hahahaa man. This was another great one man. Hilarious. To the vlog with you video! you go now!

[thatotherguy2751]

hahahaha again, knocked out of the park man and the intro is pretty cool too

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Hey Man! Thanks so much! Sorry I lied to so much about the release date. Let me know if you wanna add a rif on the guitar lol.

[NietzscheNu]

That was so all over the map.

Damn, you're good at it!

P.S. You're the only one who has ever sang to Joe with more man-love (but not in that way) than me.

[vanawesome]

i love the man love (but not in that kinda way) I invite you both to sing to me more often.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

LOL! It was quite "all over the map". Good thing I have GPS lol. Well Joe definetely deserves my man-love. He's one of the best YouTube pimps around lol

[LeaM87]

P.s. i liked the intro :] & the ... IS THIS YOUR COUSIN? hahaha

[LeaM87]

exactly, i subscribed to you like hella long ago & i still remember who you are when you update once in a blue moon. your movies are awsome!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol, sorry, I'll try to not be so much of a stranger. And thank you so much!!!

[Quickening666]

Hi. When I saw your new vid in my subscriptions I had forgotten who you were :)

First, I think the intro is great. Second, as a relative newcomer to youtube myself, Id say my "style" is just me being me and I think that is true for most people. Third, as a game reviewer, you got that EA Sports thing down perfect :)

So yeah, great video and all I would suggest is be who you are. Don't try and follow a pattern you think you should.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol Thanks so much for all the advice. And yes, I pride myself on my impersonation lol. I think I'm gonna try to take make one vid per week at the minimum. Thanks again for watching!