Let's Play Vampire:TMB -S16 P2 - Hollywood blues

[Justinius21]

looking at the front of the store i was thinking "....smut or slut?"

[kidofburden]

Oh, a cliffhanger. Touche Helloween, touche.

[NaoemiChan]

Oh god, is the tape the The Ring or something?

...you have seven days.....

[angelgirlmia]

Inb4 the videotape turns out to be the Star Wars Christmas Special........

[NecroGangster]

Your Blood Omen The Legacy of Kain referencies are driving me crazy man :O.

Do you have a let's play of it? If yes I wanna watch it, if no then you should do one. Really, not just Blood Omen, all of Legacy of Kain games. It's my favourite game series!!

[amaranthflavius]

the tape is about 2 girls one cup lol

[wockynerd]

Haha, the beginning of Helloween's commentary is exactly how I feel every time I'm going to a club. 'Wow, somewhere new, there could be untold treasures and dragons inside!' Then I arrive: 'Oh. It's just a club.' :(

[Etherwinter]

I stopped playing the game for a little while after watching that video. Creeped me the hell out, especially the breathing at the end.

After about a week, I manned up and finished it.

[twisted6lynch6man]

For shame Helloween...accidentally jumping on another human being...what's wrong with you?! xD I lol'd there.

[darkfire1o7]

The Ring... anyone?

[MrZangestu666]

0:55 to 0:59 Is that Jimmy Carr with facial hair O.o

[ArkonAtom]

lol @ "Flaps"

Pure filth.

[Anariel10]

Hey, I just realized that Isaac is voiced by the same guy as Betters from F.E.A.R, just without the super-heavy midwest accent.

Neat!

[technoemoful]

Why b a girl?

[nickyrospapa]

"Oh dear...he seems to have been sucked down the hole....gee....but I GOT THE TAPE!" Exactly how i wouldve reacted

[HaistaPaska92]

*gasp* They found my PORN!

[666spalony]

Wait.. Was the camera man just teleporting through doors when he was filming the tape? And why didn't those Geodudes attack him?

[demonjack123]

When he said asshole at 11:58, there was a sign called Asp Hole at 11:59 LOL

[demonjack123]

2:00 a sign that says metal hero...translation: METAL GEAR

[alucard349]

Take a bite out of crime.

[Liberykiller]

So... death mask does child pornography?

[BigE3618]

Helloween, how could you just jump on people's heads like that?

You didn't even buy them dinner first.

[PSXfangirl]

I love how a crazy, serial killer vampire says to a punk spray-painting a wall that he doesn't support crime in this city. Then of course sucks most of his blood out of hiss body...

[beeper313]

Loved the club for the Tiamat song they put in there. It's not Wildhoney, but still good.

[therealvaan]

how the hell was that tape creepy also why didn't the camera man help her? ? ?

[XCelticblastX]

"Is he having a whaz?....WHA?! OH! CRIME!" hahahahahahah

[BloodReaperZ]

What is it about super natrual modern settings and tapes?

[ivand1979]

@BloodReaperZ Torrented .avi files just lack that personal touch.

[noaccount4]

I bet that film made creepy japanese girls crawl out of his tv.

[CommanderZx2]

Foxes are indeed pests, they shouldn't be wondering around urban areas, but the councils collect litter so infrequently they start coming for the trash. Also we get muppets who feed them too sigh.

[Bluecho4]

Don't worry man. I too knew dread unimaginable when I found out there was a live-action JLA made-for-TV movie. What a horrible tape that was.

And before I forget, Helloween! I just found out from Vash123459's Dead Space 2 LP that in that game Isaac has no reflection! I think he was a vampire even before time traveling! It all makes sense now!

[FreakishKitsune]

OMG evil Geodudes! D:

[BloodfelX]

3:02 He sounds like a man that just lost his childhood to a Rule 34 image of his favourite childhood cartoon/game/anime characters.

[killthemall555]

helloween everyone knows that hollywood is pure evil and all actors and movie stars are secretly (or not so secretly) prostitutes :3

[kitsune353]

so how about those anarchs

[TheThreadWeaver]

So, is this the tape from the Ring?

[VFSilvaSeraph]

@WhiteWingsProduction In the Vampire the Masquerade tabletop game, Caine is the mythical father of all vampires. So the sound files are referring to that instead of Kain. It is rather amusing to use Auspex while looking at the driver and actually seeing that he is a vampire.

[CelestialLink]

Oh noes, Steven Blum was eaten by ninja turtles.

[Rabboleth]

@CelestialLink maybe it was the dreaded Invisible Albino Sewer Kitten. There was a meow after he screamed, on my last playthrough. Coincidence? Perhaps, but if not that kitten has been following my character everywhere, waiting to make his move. O_O

[ProfeTa6]

That graveyard is oddly familiar...

[magnetchill]

chin magazine, the choice magazine of jay leno

[rasmus90]

"Save points? You dare speak to me about save points? Only when you have felt the full gravity of Quicksave button should you dare to question my judgment!"

[DonKain]

@rasmus90 Your quicksave's span, is a flicker, compared to the mass of doubt and regret that I have borne since the autosave, first turned me from the light!

[rasmus90]

@DonKain You'd win the Nosgothian Internets if I had any to give

[MrYaotubo]

Ehm wasnt the girl you apoligised to the annoying girl that was a ghoul and was like a cross between a racoon and the beach-douches? X3

[arjenmiddelb]

In soviet russia, Isaak bosses you around

[frozenlilies1]

My god how many animals are actually out to get you Hell? Hooting owls, mating cows and now foxes that piss on your tables.

All we have are rabbits that ate our tulips and a skunk who had five babies and sprayed under my dad's new truck. Which was HILARIOUS by the way. =)

[FourDog101]

"I don't know how many professional fx houses could pull those off." Oh, Isaac, if only you'd seen Avatar. But I guess once you've stomped a few hundred necromorphs, it must be hard on you to watch sci-fi/alien movies... Shhh, shhh, it's okay, you can cry, Isaac. Femisaac always has a shoulder open for you.

[Kelthuzad5]

Sooo back in Femissac's days, making a horror movie that showed blood (and some creatures) would get you arrested?

I'd love to see how they'd react to 2 Girls 1 Cup or that human centipede movie.

[darkestrose2005]

That shady guy must have refused to put the pizza through the grate like the turtle ordered him to.

[RavnDream]

"I don't know how many professional FX houses could pull those off."

Well, there's all the US and Canadian horror flicks before CGI got popular...

[NeoSpriggan]

It have been pretty awesome if Kain was in this game through some shenanigans, but alas, it was not meant to be.

[WhiteWingsProduction]

@NeoSpriggan well, if you look at the sound files, the Taxi Driver's files are actually labeled Kain. Maybe that was just a joke.. or an idea the developers didn't finish. We'll never know ;)

[dahalonut]

about the foxes.... cool story bro



[park8122]

Geodudes!

[Stroper]

Okay, when I see creepy mannequins the first thing that comes to mind is Condemned...

[RavenMarx]

@Stroper

LOL ikr?

Agent JR did a great LP of Condemed, if you havent checked it out yet...

<3 that game

[AARONMACKENZIE]

I think that's a tad more than a "receding" hairline, Mr. 'Ween.

[humafrag]

So what was wrong with the first part of this set? It ran fine for me, so was it fixed before I watched it or something?

[konrad8773]

Yes, I remember. I am the fox. I also left you a nasty surprise in your sock drawer as revenge for poking me with a stick... Bwahaha.

[lebutzki]

I thought Tony Blair was no longer in office in England.

[Xanezz]

@lebutzki and now its your guess why.... :P

[NorwegianCarWrecker]

why are you not talking at all in this video?

[xboxwii14]

How long has it been since you've last seen Venus to collect money?

And can that tape be the human centepied? :O

[Edgewalker001]

What's funny is, if you're a female Malkavian you can come in there wearing a fake police uniform and still ask that XD

[Edgewalker001]

Hey, I like foxes...

[Bluebomberimo]

Pahaha no music whatsoever and that one guy was dancing his ass off.

[themanwiththepan]

1:00

That club has awesome music if it would work.

Tiamat - Cain, an awesome song.

[zayl777]

God the fox story! I couldn't stop laughing...

[daandriod]

I have a fox halloween and it is just lovely. you people in the UK need to stop hating them.

[laram5]

@daandriod I Dun Hate Foxes... ..That'd Mean I'd Hate Myself...

...

..Oh, Wait, I Do Hate Myself... ... ...But Foxes Are Epic!

[mallebitch]

"Chin" is my porn

[YourDeadlyLilPoision]

@9:44 Is tht... Cthulhu?!Holy shiz!!

[Kattenslilla]

Wait, so the dude gets scared shitless from a video tape and decides to hide it in a graveyard? what the...

[Schniedragon88]

7:58

random hooker flashes helloween (left side of the screen)

[patricpelto]

@Schniedragon88 Hahaha how did you see that =) you got to have like super perv vision, damn i also whant that, then i can see girls underware in a time span of 4 milisec =)

[Schniedragon88]

@patricpelto When you live in a college town, you can pick these things out very quickly :D

[discobob2]

Hey don't hate on "Chin" magazine

[OmegaSword4]

How much does this game cost?

[Ovurix]

@OmegaSword4 Do what you want 'cos a Pirate is free.

[OmegaSword4]

@Ovurix I'd prefer a legal, Steam copy. Don't wanna risk a virus or anything bootleg happening to my laptop.

[aenople]

@OmegaSword4 You should search e Bay or something. Since this game is quite old, it might be hard getting it...

[Bearsoup1]

@OmegaSword4 I think $19.99 on Steam.

[OmegaSword4]

@Bearsoup1 Thanks.

[PeterbiltPrime]

That "Legacy of Kain" reference had me grinning like a madwoman! :-D

Kain has rather descriptive dialogue, but Janos Audron takes the title of Captain Exposition.

[CrazyCornhuskerFan]

wtf is this game and whats the point to it? can someone tell me

[jonezy1234]

@CrazyCornhuskerFan Watch the LP from the beginning and you might have an idea then

[TechieRefugee]

14:51

Oy, you prick! I live there! >:(

[Crowley9]

If I remember right, you can find a second arm to flop about if you climb down the hole after the dude got sucked in it. Along with a bunch of other severed body parts that you can't take along.

[DonKain]

Ninja turtles got the tape guy. Told ya they were gonna find out about rat-sucking sooner or later.

[mohamed061996]

What is he saying

[glokkpod84]

A+ for the Legacy of Kain reference. I gots me the itch to play 'em again now!