A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
it doesnt really matter how hast your goin ive gone 30mph and fell off and just got some really bad scrapes and tha other day i was goin 10mph and fell the wrong way and tore up my arm real bad better to be safe than sorry
@jackisaskier haha, i take it uve never done that before. he was thrown/jumped off the board and tried running to prevent a faceplant. and his body was movin faster than his legs, so he fell. He Accidentally stepped back on the board. Just explainin so u dont think the guy is such a klutz.
ya gotta get low, low, low, low. baggy sweat pants and the rebox with the straps (the straps) the whole club was lookin at that. she hit the flow' next thing ya know, shorty get low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
its so embarrassing in public but i managed to catch my new era hat before smashing my knee into the ground and then picking my board up and limping away lol krispy kreme doughnut guys gave me a free coke :)
Only thing he did wrong was put two hands down. One is just fine, as long as your shoulders are pointed in the direction you are going. As soon as you put both hands down, your board will want to slide out infront of you, like a toe-side or shutdown slide.
nope not really i bought a earthwing super glider with gullwings and blakn wheels my self for 156$ with the money i had saved froma summer's worth of cleaning a partments with my mexican grandma, Plus i know the dude who works at the skateshop i bought it from, he priced it wrong because he is such a fucking stoner lmao
where the fuck does preppy bitch come from and why would whether or not that kids parents bought his stuff have anything to do with that either? i mean yeah pinkheadphones is a douche for saying that but seriously?
ok pinkheadphonesguy, every video i see you comment on you bragg about how your 13, ive watched your videos, your not that good. Im 14, (i dont got really any new vids on my profile at the moment) but just cuz i can longboard better than someone or do the same thing i dont go on every video and brag about it.
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manbearpig148 1 month ago
lol what if he got hit by a car u dicks gosh
firdlover12 2 months ago
I broke my leg like this.
RunFaster011 3 months ago
Why is concrete so hard...
sivret20 3 months ago
hes a noob
SOUERLEMONS 3 months ago
Helmet-Protection ! ^__^
CAChab93 4 months ago
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
originhockeyfan 4 months ago
hahahaha!
GibsonGuitarist666 4 months ago
hahahahah!! fucking stupid! xD
youpigangster 5 months ago
Good thing he was well protected
INinjaCrayons 5 months ago
press 5 repeatedly it looks like hes trying to suck his own dick.
lukemich12 5 months ago
going too slow..didn't even need to use those god damn pucks lol
mobshooter 5 months ago
Lame.
ghostface185 5 months ago
hahahahahahaha
C0L4T3R4L 5 months ago
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lukelasley 5 months ago
hahahahhahaha ARE YOU OKAY ?
deco340 5 months ago
"He is currently going to die, loved that"
DrRoryMagowan 5 months ago
haha ahaha ARE YOU OK?
Oeschy 5 months ago
you know this thing is.. i bet you could carve through that o-o
Hoser1358 6 months ago
should have slow mo..
SunSkateLongboards 6 months ago
Fail like a boss - EPIC is better
kamikazemen1133 6 months ago
At least he has slide gloves and a helmet... If you're going to fail do it right.
PsychoticButcher 6 months ago
At least he is wearing the right shit
KrazeeKyleSnowSk8 7 months ago
wow you bailed then got back on and fell from thier at like 10 mph?? i owulda just stayed off
justin808ish 7 months ago
even I can do it better...
xBikenD96 7 months ago
it wouldve been more hilarious and sexier if you died
leotheloser 8 months ago
Dude ur going like two miles an hour
Snip3aprik66 8 months ago
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BRO!! In a few weeks, you will be boss =P
BomaBoi 8 months ago
Press 4 for an epic fail to freedom!
mrsancheezz 8 months ago
I've noticed on every longboard crash somebody says they are going to die
AntiLuck333 8 months ago
he looks like an austronaut with thqat huge helment
llllldosxlllll 9 months ago
Is the board okay?!?!
PaletFire 9 months ago
This looks like the hills at Kangaroo Valley
Landyachtz12 9 months ago
I'm pretty sure if the Stig did that, he wouldn't have crashed
shominiy 10 months ago
I can't believe this crash has any more than 1000 views...retarded
craigperk 10 months ago
I can't believe this crash has any more than 1000 views...retarded
craigperk 10 months ago
he needs harder wheels
beedee772 10 months ago
it's a sheet
luckill217 11 months ago
id say its better to just slide and roll on the ground then try to keep running
cokebeareroverdose 11 months ago
'Boom! gets hit with a car!' you know its what were all thinking right?
ThroughTheSmoke1212 1 year ago
it doesnt really matter how hast your goin ive gone 30mph and fell off and just got some really bad scrapes and tha other day i was goin 10mph and fell the wrong way and tore up my arm real bad better to be safe than sorry
4KiD2CuDiOl 1 year ago
Hahahaha OH OH :O ! oh oh Yahaha ! haha!
DarksuN17 1 year ago
that would of ben sick if he cept ridding after he jump back on the board
alan13salcedo 1 year ago
i can tell thats in pennselvania
ak47madness647 1 year ago
skateboard: double tap *zombieland*
SuperINmyPANTS 1 year ago 37
@SuperINmyPANTS
Unfunny.
arseropes 5 months ago
@arseropes ok...
SuperINmyPANTS 5 months ago
At least he was wearing a helmet. Too many jackasses don't.
TheZombiefreakk 1 year ago
thats not funny at all
MrSlaytard 1 year ago
did he try to get back on it?
WhoKilledCallo 1 year ago
if he would have brabbed his board with his left and jusp put down his right and comitted he wouldve made it easy
puttung down both will make the board want to go straight and make your body turn off the board and youll belly flop on the ground
thrashtastical 1 year ago
@thrashtastical shut your puny little dogshit mouth!
WhoKilledCallo 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
dac00k13m0n5t3r 1 year ago
Yeah... Good job on the safey part even tho you are going slow.
payableondeath2008 1 year ago
he didn't commit to the slide, if he did you could see his boards tail sliding out which is good and he would have possibly made it.
gephross100 1 year ago
you sir... SUCK!
thsgoalkeeper 1 year ago
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thsgoalkeeper 1 year ago
at first i was like "oh he just ju-ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah"
catthtlndsonback 1 year ago
Don't worry, that happens to everybody when they are learning to slide.
tomkat95 1 year ago
holy shit my vid stopped right at 0:05 and i could tell he was gonna get fucked up lol
BlurryAudio 1 year ago
Lmao he wouldn't have fell if he didn't step back on the board again.
bashamboy1024 1 year ago
@emeljipuroo lol!!! your such an idiot xD
xbox360jr11 1 year ago
shoulda just railed it in a tuck, he was goin beyond slow enough
pixaman56 1 year ago
oh, and nice helmet
worldxleader 1 year ago
safety gear win =D
worldxleader 1 year ago
:D lol
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godlikemutant 1 year ago
everyone falls. even pros. I wish I had more hills in my town :(
Johmeyful 1 year ago
hahahahaha! he fell off and it looked like he was going to be alright and then he ran on the longboard again and fell! lol
jackisaskier 1 year ago
@jackisaskier haha, i take it uve never done that before. he was thrown/jumped off the board and tried running to prevent a faceplant. and his body was movin faster than his legs, so he fell. He Accidentally stepped back on the board. Just explainin so u dont think the guy is such a klutz.
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pixaman56 1 year ago
next time, one hand on the board in front of your leed foot, and 1 hand on the ground
earthwingnewsletter 1 year ago
"he is currently going to die"
haha
io504 1 year ago 2
rofl whyd he jump off? he coulda totally made that. He prob psyhed himself out
vietxdreamer4eva 1 year ago
amature
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wolvekr3w 1 year ago 137
@wolvekr3w hahahaha
cro0zfl3xd3x 1 year ago
@wolvekr3w thats why you get a toilet with less water. less water= less ball splashing
pyroguitarman4ever 7 months ago 17
@wolvekr3w thats why u stuff TP in the toilet.. no backsplash ;)
Fusion2Fresh 6 months ago
@wolvekr3w you thumb whore
lilposso 6 months ago 3
@wolvekr3w you don't have balls you have a little cunt
SkaterBroski 4 months ago
he was goin in to the turn to high and so he fell, get lower so u can have a lower center of gravity
hottsauce808 1 year ago
landy DHR fail
WhereIsNumNum 1 year ago
I was longboarding and was bombing a hill and my leg clipped a fire hydrant and I broke a couple bones and was on crutches for close to 3 months
Jake99299 1 year ago
that made me laugh so much.
thanks for posting
tantalumdom 1 year ago
im glad they didnt make this into a dramatic "60 mph horrific longboard crash!" like most people do
Longboardersrule12 1 year ago
he obviously didnt jump back on he was just running and the board went under him
Yets89 1 year ago
never try jumping back on your board that fast, my friend tried and he broke his tail bone, not smart........
meandmylongboard 1 year ago
thats why you dont wear a motorcycle helmet while longboarding. next time get a lighter helmet
geeksquad2 1 year ago
i was downhilling i hit 42mph and i hit a 90 degree hairpin and i slid into a car. broke two ribs and i still do the same shit
mbradley2029 1 year ago
@mbradley2029 That's a dirty lie.
BigOlBagOfWhatsNew 1 year ago
thumbs up for the helmet!
wutdafreak 1 year ago
pussy.. one hand noob!
DMB0Fanatic 1 year ago
he should've kept a lower center of gravity. as you've figured...
Heckasuperduper 1 year ago
didnt even need to put a glove down tbh..
idratherdielikeaman 1 year ago
"he is currently going to die" hahaha
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MegaLOWRIDERS 1 year ago
classic sanchez....
sgrdizzle168 1 year ago
Bahahaha, nice one, Speed Racer!
Surfndidj 1 year ago
if he didnt bail that would have been awesome!
cw9123mingus 1 year ago
that's fuckin' awesome
crowecanada 2 years ago
He bailed right in the apex of turn... what a puss
mcgaugh57 2 years ago
@ CAZPERsayz yea dude, your totally right he coulda made it!
thepickupchick 2 years ago
dude why did he get off the board he should have never stood up he wouldve made it
CAZPERsayz 2 years ago
haha. epic fail dude
javagirl1994 2 years ago
ha ha it is u can hear calvin laughing lol
calibabe2000 2 years ago
Is this Michael fuckin sanchez?
calibabe2000 2 years ago
i mean to say slid lol, not slided
idog2rs 2 years ago
lol his back wheels slided a to soon
SANCHEZ GO FOR IT AGAIN! haha
idog2rs 2 years ago
should learn to slide better before u take it to turns.
Adamalama14 2 years ago
hahahaahah good thing he waz protected
yoyogirl131 2 years ago
ahahah :P
this is good
mikeyj0nathan 2 years ago
he didnt mean to step back on, he was ruuning it off and his foot just landed on the board.
doig1818 2 years ago 4
could see the board with his big helmet.
wheelrunner25 2 years ago
good try man keep it up, kids got more get up n go than i do, no way i would try
JusLookinRound804 2 years ago
haha..... "i can still make it! i'll just jump back on!"
Jeremycw1 2 years ago 120
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what kind of name is sanchez i mean LOL thumbs up me if u agree lol
longboarding601 2 years ago
LOL why did he try to step back on?
mynusss 2 years ago
OH COME ON SANCHEZ
Mikeman99999 2 years ago 2
OMG SANCHEZ!!
sgrdizzle168 2 years ago
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why was he wearing a street bike helmet? its not a hard turn plus he was going slow as shit
JohnnyBravo5959 2 years ago
He put two hands down to take a corner. He's obviously just learning so it's probably a good idea to be fully protected even if he is going slow.
Better safe than sorry!
BackUpTheHill 2 years ago 84
@BackUpTheHill word i slammed first learning wish i had some gear
racefreak125 1 year ago
@BackUpTheHill yeah well not everyone has enough dough for a speed suit
blazinjibkid 1 year ago
@BackUpTheHill
he was doing a slide...
gasmaskdude87 1 year ago
@BackUpTheHill homo...
guitrold 1 year ago
@BackUpTheHill you dont have to be just learning to still put two hands down when takeing a corner..its called a push up slide...
collierguitar 9 months ago
@BackUpTheHill ur right better safe than sorry the kid filming this died by a truck longboarding down a different hill
Drewtitus 8 months ago
he wasnt going that fast but whatever
hebeya10 2 years ago
haha he could have survived if he didnt accidentally step on the board
iwilleatbabies 2 years ago
Sanchez?
JeffAdamsPetChannel 2 years ago
ur right that is funny
jojo95123 2 years ago
pas de chance, le pied qui se repose sur la board !
MarcoBurrone 2 years ago
ha ha ha my board stayed right next to me too, only mine caught me as i fell....check out my video and see for yourself
romecivic 2 years ago
take out the word "Hilarious".
Melo15xSTAT1 2 years ago
it was only a little drift
iguanarc 2 years ago
yeah and at like 5mph
TricksAreForKidsNC 2 years ago
you stood up too early. but good try though!
PaintballWaffle 2 years ago
hey tard dont jump back on the board!
smileyparadise 2 years ago
pretty sure the board ran under him and he inadvertently stepped on it
Callail 2 years ago 3
ur promlem is u didnt commit u chickened out
mentos4456 2 years ago
hahahaah that was so cute!
but big pointer, one those turns, put one hand down to slide and hold your board on the opposite side to increase stability.
retrolol 2 years ago 2
get fucken lower
hottsauce808 2 years ago
THANK YOU!!!!!
people just don't understand, you gotta get LOW
lazulitooth 2 years ago
ya gotta get low, low, low, low. baggy sweat pants and the rebox with the straps (the straps) the whole club was lookin at that. she hit the flow' next thing ya know, shorty get low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
PaintballWaffle 2 years ago
he is currently going to die?? what does that mean
jibsjaystunescgy 2 years ago
Like starting NOW he is going to start dieing (:
Piranha8661 2 years ago
ah haha... still though what!?!? if you are a billy talent fan dont buy their new album btw... IT SUCKS!!. that was out of nowhere.
jibsjaystunescgy 2 years ago
i think he saw that he was too much on the side of the road and there was no room for sliding so he bailed
xWeTheProudx 2 years ago
he is not "too much on the side of the road", he wasnt actually sliding and he had lots of space. he simply bailed.
theluckynumber 2 years ago
hahaha......
fabioonthebagpipes 2 years ago
omfg he broke his ass! how could he stand up after falling that fucking hard on his tailbone =P poor mother fucker =D
kwadzillafox 2 years ago
hahaha
dillpillontherilril 2 years ago
you've not seen many funny things eh
FetidToecheese 2 years ago
dam skateboard
xclxj4ck41 2 years ago
that happened to me on a skate board lol
its so embarrassing in public but i managed to catch my new era hat before smashing my knee into the ground and then picking my board up and limping away lol krispy kreme doughnut guys gave me a free coke :)
RandomGuy994 2 years ago 2
that was fucking random lol
yellowkiwi8 2 years ago
Ah man easy!
drgonz0 2 years ago
hahaha... makes it funnier with that man laughing in the background.
arubariders 2 years ago
damn boards always getting in the way =P lol
Bam128 2 years ago
not bad, just slide the board out a little more and he woulda had it!
SeventhCitySuitors 2 years ago
Hey, we've all been there as we learned to board, keep it up man, you'll nail it in time
sectorniner 2 years ago
poserR
Aspek01 2 years ago
nice work xD good attempt lol
sk8crazy93 2 years ago
Only thing he did wrong was put two hands down. One is just fine, as long as your shoulders are pointed in the direction you are going. As soon as you put both hands down, your board will want to slide out infront of you, like a toe-side or shutdown slide.
handsomebassman 2 years ago
lmao. props!
DrumKiddo13 2 years ago
haha i thought it was lame till he steped back on the board XD
noko2121 2 years ago
hahaha that was sweet
omgHARLAN 2 years ago
had no idea what he was doing
hawaiianbangahz808 2 years ago
try grabbing the rail of ure oard instead of using two hands on the pavement cuz once u start going faster yourgoing to get so fucked over
enduro491 2 years ago 2
hahaha he slipped on his board after he got off lol niceee
burnweed420 2 years ago
lmao i fly aroudn corners like that going like 25 and im only 13
pinkheadphonesguy 2 years ago
so what if your 13? that make you sound cool, kid?
pjcasabuena 2 years ago 3
preppy bitch. your parents bought you everything
crulpisq 2 years ago
nope not really i bought a earthwing super glider with gullwings and blakn wheels my self for 156$ with the money i had saved froma summer's worth of cleaning a partments with my mexican grandma, Plus i know the dude who works at the skateshop i bought it from, he priced it wrong because he is such a fucking stoner lmao
pinkheadphonesguy 2 years ago
fashow
crulpisq 2 years ago
where the fuck does preppy bitch come from and why would whether or not that kids parents bought his stuff have anything to do with that either? i mean yeah pinkheadphones is a douche for saying that but seriously?
shanemu1593 2 years ago
stop analyzing the millions of internet comments SHANEMU. people fuck around, and some people get mad.
crulpisq 2 years ago
age doesnt matter little miss cocky. alot of people are 13 and ca do that. this video is awesome.
DrumKiddo13 2 years ago
ok pinkheadphonesguy, every video i see you comment on you bragg about how your 13, ive watched your videos, your not that good. Im 14, (i dont got really any new vids on my profile at the moment) but just cuz i can longboard better than someone or do the same thing i dont go on every video and brag about it.
landychinook 2 years ago
lol my helmet is that big i look so dumb when i skate but thats cool ill live :)
PaperArrows899 3 years ago
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DrumKiddo13 2 years ago
Did you have someone round that corner looking for cars lol?
girl1akai 3 years ago