The Vice Guide to North Korea Part 3 of 14

[ashutoshmikku]

This is the only place in the world i won't mind America bombing.

[corv989]

That laugh at 2:14, was that the first time seeing white people?

[burtonchalmersnumb1]

I bet they can use some cock from Canada.... :)

[Paralyzer]

wow 20 women serving you food. just give me one and I would be happy. they are all hot north koreas females are really great

[gardner90125]

Shane Smith is THE MAN! He has the hugest pair of balls for his docs on the scariest places on earth. A massive up to Joe Rogan and his podcast for letting us know of Shane's amazing work.

[irtubboftw]

they can speak english alright for people who'v never been out of north korea

[miamivicepastels83]

i hate that i keep seeing ppl say this isnt bad as liberia. they are only letting you see one side. it's propaganda. please search "undercover in north korea" ..i think thats the title. it's some reporters undercover in the REAL north korea. the part no one ever sees. little children with no parent running around skinny as hell picking up grains of corn in the streets of the slums because their parents were taken into prison camps or some secret location...etc etc. it really is horrible

[krazzed101]

@miamivicepastels83 still not as bad as Liberia.

[miamivicepastels83]

@krazzed101 im not gonna split hairs about which violates human rights more, cause a violation is a violation, but, there is one thing that liberian ppl can do that NK ppl cannot at all, and that is, leave the country if they wish at any time. NK citizens can't even leave the city they reside in without permission. Hell, they don't have a choice but to stay and like it, or risk their life or their families life by escaping. They are literally in a prison

[seavoyagerful]

USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch USA son of a bitch

[marcuelcajon]

Well its better then Liberia where you are the food.

[asiq1987]

Vice Guide to iran

[Graham6762]

Whispering DOES NOT HELP RUN!!!

[starry4sky]

2:46 I loved the food when I was in the DPRK!

[undertone13]

It's really sad... the hotel, the restaurant. Poor people, we shouldn't make fun of them.

[rickcain2320]

The hotel is expressly for tourists, which is why it is isolated by itself on an island.

[ImaginedWriter]

Still not as crazy as Liberia.

[MrCherubhair1]

@ImaginedWriter This is bad in a different way though, where would you rather be, liberia where you can leave? Or north korea where you can NEVER leave?

[Turigamot]

@ImaginedWriter I'd say it is equally crazy. Just on the very opposite side of the crazy spectrum.

[TweFoji]

why do they even build Hotel if no Tourist can enter their Land? this is 1 fucked up Country aye..

[corbravo]

how were they filming this? i understand video cameras are ubber prohibited. secret camera ??

[Zedro23]

@corbravo No, as fart as I know, simple digital photcameras are allowed (for tourists). So most probably it's shot in "film mode" on a digital photocam.

[Zedro23]

@Zedro23 LOL, I wanted to write "far" not "fart" :)))))

[DickFreedom]

Reminds me of the Obama admistration.

[Adam781]

@DickFreedom Stop complaining you little bitch.

[rayruiz12345]

Kim must be really insecure...needing EVERYONE to worship him like a god.

[DrakeIcn]

lol lots of internet tough guys in the comments section.

You are all scared shitless but at the same time secretly admire NK, and that is why you make these comments. Admit it.

[ALLIED7621]

@DrakeIcn i doubt anyone admires these weird asses youre just a kid with a hard on for slant eyed gookie chodes

[BENSKI010]

HELLO HELLO TOKYO

[tintin4561]

were in a 47 story hotel with nobody in it...lool

[GigglinMarley]

An american complaining about food? Thats a first. Just jk...

[calisse245]

Kill USA and its satellite states with its little Zionist masters pulling the strings lol

[noob1138]

@calisse245

wtf

[calisse245]

@discountninjuh Can i join that too.... please include Russia, China, India, Middle east ,latin america.... man its getting big lol

[calisse245]

Looks pretty much better than beaten down Detroit if you ask me !!!! And that about the food, fat yank u are fat enough, obese like some 30% of your idiotic country(fat)men.... Yeah starve yu bastard !!! By the ways Koreans arent that bad coz we are watching his spewing shit right here... or was this shooted in Hollywood... eh eh you contradict yourself shit head Smith.... DPRK rules !!! I should stool this fucker, guess i'll send them email, watch out Shane u might get shot sometime dude !!!

[dykann123456789]

@calisse245 are you from korea or germany?

[ALLIED7621]

@calisse245 lol what a gook

[Haitisuxcox]

NK looks like paradise compared to fucking liberia. i can't wash the stains out of my brain after watching the liberia vids lol

[calisse245]

@Haitisuxcox and some parts of USA too hahahahahahah

[StrongHeartLives]

@Haitisuxcox - true! - that place is like hot hell on earth. North Korea is like the empty, psychologically bizarre hell on earth. - I don't think i can ever forget the Liberia episode. But the Korean episode is a monumental feat to even get in there and document all that. From the war torn areas in Africa, you hear about how bad it can be, but holy crap...Doing Cocaine and cannibalizing innocent children before battle then fighting in the nude...wtf..??

[JesusGodHolySpirit3]

lol that is soo gross I understand now why he said "i've come to crazy land" lol

[MrDevah]

This guy is an idiot

[calisse245]

@MrDevah Well hes american go figure !!!! lol

[andytheR]

"fried matter"

um... what?

[vontrop]

how much did the room cost?

or the food

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[oxyman10]

What a country, it truly is the greatest show on Earth

[ShaunBachmuth56730]

You can download the audio-mp3 of this vid at getyourmp3s doht cohm.

[Gorbatchevisky]

Crazy Land ahahah

[tysswe1]

i would be so confused by being in that land.

[rosepearljanis]

he rook so ronery

[OneforEating]

What guesses do who have as to what the so-called "matter" is?

[MrThahey]

this reminds me sooo much of oceania and how Kim Jong Il is Big Brother; they try to make themselves look sooooo much better than they actually are

[zoutzoon]

@discountninjuh lol hey the 60s called they want their douchebag back. hop on a time machine and head back there

[pkman11]

Locatebob sounds like a retarded hippie. The 60's are long gone my long haired smelly friend.

[supimAndriy]

come in tokyo hahahahah

[LittleLadyyS]

i heard that every house... every hotel room... just nearly everywhere in NK ...you need to have a radio or something and listen to some bullcrap :| and you can't turn it off... only turn down the volume xD? true or what?

[metabog]

@LittleLadyyS No, that was in Nineteen Eighty-Four, lmao. I doubt it's like that.

[locatebob]

These "vice" videos are really Western propaganda machines. The long hair, beard, tattoos disarm the non-stop drumming home of messages that say this is an evil place, these people are, yada, yada, any society that doesn't worship Walmart and McDonalds is evil.  Every society is evil and brainwashed if their peoples don't spend their lives working in dead end jobs, with broken families and happiness that is dictated by Fritos, Doritos and Hollywood. Stay home and mind your own business.

[saminthehat]

@locatebob So we should just turn a blind eye to the millions that starve to death? This country needs help.

[locatebob]

@saminthehat : This country needs help? To quote the Chinese and N. Koreans, "Who asked you?"

Stay home and mend your own fences, weed your own gardens, and stop this incessent crusade to destroy all cultures that do not worship at the alter of "Big Macs," minimum wage and lives of debt based slavery.

Stop sticking your nose in other people's business and open your eyes! The future for citizens in Western societies is horrid. The US is a cess pool of gov.-corporate corruption, fascism.

[saminthehat]

@locatebob These people lack food. They dig through squirrel shit just to find nuts. You're saying they can fix themselves? They've been trying for 20 years now.

Originally the US and Soviets were both fighting to assimilate Korea but that was 50 years ago. No-one has any use for DPRK anymore, it's become just another aid-hungry country...like Somalia or the Congo. Except with N. Korea there's no way to get aid in because of their lousy, paranoid, stubborn leader

Google 'north korean famine'.

[locatebob]

The DPRK is a military buffer protecting China from the US. You know about DPRK because there are powers in the West who are willing to spend their money to produce negative propaganda against DPRK. Why? Not because of caring, it only has to do with power.

Somolia-Congo = oil & minerals.

DPRK = China.

This is an ugly world.

I've lived in Asian society after society being destroyed through aid. "Aid" = fox in the hen house.

Help your neighbor, give money to your family.

[saminthehat]

@locatebob Listen, I don't care about politics. I'm talking real solid hard aid. Food, shelter, clothing, medicine-things neglected by the government (they're too busy with their fancy nukes).

I'm sorry, I almost understand where you're coming from, but I can't just ignore it. It's a dire situation and I really do pity the people (in a completely non-condescending way).

[Brooklynmario]

The narrator sounds like Lance Krall doing an imitation.

[amrmark01]

I like these dudes...krazy niggaz!

[sharkl11]

wonder if there are lots of hot north korean chicks compared to south

[dasautomega]

i bet those women were secret service agents. Get him into bed and extract all the information.

[evanpoons1]

@dasautomega Lol...that aint the only thing they're extracting (;

[Omellykim]

@dasautomega sounds....pretty sweet 

[pingu53]

sooo if they're not allowed cameras, how the fuck are they filming this?

[0Megaman0]

watching this video, I feel petrified for you.

[DKstarz]

2:17 lol.. she's just laughing as if she's never seen someone from outside north korea

[BoogieBreeze99]

mmmm  Fried Matter! pass the ranch!

[rrtnps]

Anybody know what the name of the song playing when he opened the window?

[Yubera2K10]

I love the way he say's "Matter".

[davidbalazs]

North Korea is a Stalinist Dictatorship, and is not representative a true communism. In fact the very same personal deification and absurd totalitarianism was condemned during the 20th Congress of the USSR. It is an aberration of not the representation of a Communist Society.

[hunorbotond]

igazad van balazs! de ez egy anyira hugy-agyu amerikai doku mint maga G. W. Bozot!

nagyon paszol ez a dokufilm az atlagos amerikainak amely csak annyit tud a vilagrol: hogy ök a jok!

[serendipity723]

@davidbalazs You're awesome for making a logical point, but need I remind you of the typical people who comment on youtube videos...

[davidbalazs]

@serendipity723

Touche. Yet I find myself strangely compelled to give voice to Reason, even if I know this is not the ideal place for the thoughtful exchange of ideas...

[RAGETRON]

how the hell do you get bad press in north korea? they have hotel ratings?

[pinky0926]

What he means is that they were laying out all that food just to impress the American guys in this documentary. "Oh look at how amazing North Korea is America, we have food we can just lay out everywhere".

[MetalHeart8787]

Rage - yeah thats was Funny not many people travel to there, the ones way up North are Dirt poor. the only thing about that retaurant is that

your the only customer & get all the Attention.

[kmbr21]

Doesn't look too much difference from Sweden where I live.

That's what hope and change socialism buys too.

[therealkillerbee]

Passa dig. Gämför inte Svergie med Nord Korea, för fan! :S STOR SKILLNAD

[francistansecoDOTcom]

looks like this docu is staged, hhhmmmm. Don't be fooled

[yobiworld]

How did you get the camera in??

[cardnals100]

@yobiworld Because your allowed to bring in a camera....it just can't be very complex.

[SitOnYou2]

how did they get a camera in there?

[RETURNTORUN]

I wanna know that too.

[SFseis]

OMG 10 reeeeeally nice girls in charge for just a couple of guys :-)

Crazyland.

[keiwata262]

So they lay out all the food on tables no one is going to sit on, and take them all back as soon as you leave the restaurant? that's so fucked up!!!!

[Samo762]

@keiwata262 while millions of people out there die from starvation

[noob1138]

@keiwata262

Yeah.

1. its a waste of food

2. that food should be given to the starving people.