I have had a bad experience with water melons. I was walking down a street and someone chucked one in my face, it broke my nose in 11 places and I couldn't breathe. Luckily Gary Megson was close by and gave me some mouth to mouth. Oh by the way, you cut the watermelon wrong too.
you need a marker if you are a fucking fidon!!!
darinjo007 1 week ago
use an axe.
samme135 2 weeks ago
Soooo I don't need a watermeleon? Sweet!
xxixx99 1 month ago
Dis be how white fokes eatin der melon
afghanspace 6 months ago
why the fuck would i need a marker?
Luiginnn 6 months ago 9
YES VERY USEFUL YESYESYES THANKYOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
shaner3333333 6 months ago
I have had a bad experience with water melons. I was walking down a street and someone chucked one in my face, it broke my nose in 11 places and I couldn't breathe. Luckily Gary Megson was close by and gave me some mouth to mouth. Oh by the way, you cut the watermelon wrong too.
MrEdwardWylie 7 months ago
Your head is shaped like a fucking watermelon.
Can I also say, this is the worst watermelon cutting video i have ever seen. I've never seen anyone as clueless as this in my life.
Terrible
WTFBBQ5 7 months ago
looks like you are going to perform surgery ahahaha
terapeo001 7 months ago
i think using the icecream scoop is safe for kids :)
selenaandemifan3 8 months ago 2
Thanks. This video helped me out. If not for it I would have a mutilated watermelon. lol
RMilvae 9 months ago
I love this
SparklingPeaches 9 months ago