Jilted John-Keira Knightly (eat your dinner!)

[danielearwicker]

Ooph!

[budgieuk2000]

I reckon, Harbottle64, that the words are:

"Keira Knightley, makes men swoon,

Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom

Some people think that Johnny's a ponce

Though he lives with Vanessa who was famous once.

[Harbottle64]

@budgieuk2000 I think you've nailed it, Budgie. I'll get Tosh to speak to the people concerned....ah....where IS Tosh!?

[MrAndrewjs]

wow! I gotta download this

[alternatereality85]

Oooof, that ones a bit ebullient int it?

[geobruf123]

please release this!, john needs to do a new album. more gigs please!!!

[krabbers]

ha ha superb

[XxSnOwXwHiTeXx]

I'M TOTALLY IN THAT AUDIENCE!

[Owdfolkie]

He can't go back to savoury now!

[milkymark07]

@Owdfolkie thats not jilted john its john shuttleworth

[swampthing20]

@milkymark07

Its neither though is it, really?

[sirknight1399]

@swampthing20 Or both :)

[WoodRatGirl]

I agree John, she needs a good meal of bangers and mash and some steak too.

[JaydeKaulitz]

echa waukeem

[Harbottle64]

Tosh, you missed a blinder!

Fellows and Kelly together again. How cool is that!?

A recording by The Jilted One is LONG overdue.

[qtkt08]

Graham fellows & bernard kelly together thats KOOL.

My dad can't wait for the album.

Tosh where were YOU?

[rouens]

all i know is JJ  needs to make new album!

[tranmere66]

Can't make out the lyrics of the verse about Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis - what are they?

[Harbottle64]

From what I can make out, tranmere66;

"Keira Knightley, makes men swoon,

Johnny Depp, he'll have no room.

Some people think that Johnny's a pop star,

He lives with Vanessa who was famous once.

Joe Le Taxi

La-la-la

Inger-land!"

I could be wrong abong this last bit though. Please don't quote me ;o)

[myTHself]

some people think johnny's a ponce,

but he lives with vanessa who was famous once...