How to Freeze Yourself in the Snow

[hipp0mad]

come to Denver pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease (or preferablly Glasgow, Scotland :D)

[jpngarner]

Come to Saint Paul or Minneapolis in Minnesota please.

[RawrJessy]

Come to Broken Arrow (Tulsa) Oklahoma :D

Play at the Cains, or the Marquee, or outside my damn APT, IDGAF :D

[OhAaronBarton]

What about michigan?

[TinyLoca1989]

WASHINGTON STAAAAAAATE!

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

@TinyLoca1989 you're on the wrong side of the rockies. Next tour. Craig promised.

[ShotUrGoldFish]

canada...? please.. :p

[callump95]

Just ordered the new album and T-shirt bundle! Love DPC

[DexUntongued]

Cleveland, Ohio WHen........ Where!!!!

[SyntheticSubstitute]

WHY NO MINNESOTA?! YOU NO LOVE THE COLD?!

[andyandlouis]

do a new tour de beard

[Laceyacb]

No California? You guys are jerks.

...

..Ok, I can't stay mad at you guys.

[actsnubs11]

HOLY FRICK COLD AND! AH COLD FRICK AHHHHHH COLD!!!!cold.

[whatrachelwas]

YESSSSSSSS!!!!! the whole beginning i was like, "please say atlanta, please say atlanta!!"

[Subfix33]

I'm so glad you are coming to Atlanta. If you are looking for venues, here are some that you could check out if you haven't already (Masquerade, Swayzes, Drunken Unicorn, Hi-Fi Buys, Variety Playhouse).

[JIYkp]

How long does it take to read the inside cover? lol

[ForeverDawn101]

Sam, have you been practising throwing?

[Axxarus]

Shit..

I moved away from Connecticut.

[Huntman470]

Oh no D: I may not be able to go to the Dallas show. Does the Aardvark have a age requirement? I fear I cannot go because I'm 17 D: or do I have to bring someone over 21 or something?

[remfiles]

what are the ticket prices for hamden... OMG I CAN WAIT.... so tickets?

[Grim0396R]

too bad i live in maine :/

[whatsername1309]

Omaha? pleassseee :)

[FelicityRoze]

why would you strip to freeze yourself?

[remfiles]

I ALMOST GAVE UP IN SEEING YOU GUYS BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD COME TO CT BUT YOU ARE AND YOUR AN HOUR AWAY :D

[compnerd2797]

March 19th... can't wait.

[IviewitUpostit]

I DO LIVE IN ATL GA! WEWT!

[laweber11]

After Cleveland you should stop in Bowling Green, OH for an interview at my radio station! It's on the way back to Chicago from Cleveland.

[TheBarkingAtheist]

I live in DFW!!! I get to see you guys TWICE!!!!

[DrFortunecookie]

Philly here, Can't wait!

[caryleebabcock]

If only you could make it to the University of Maine at Farmington. I'd let you in there's a cafe' in town you can play at, or a hangout in the school. But I'm just trapped here in Maine hoping for awesome times.

[christianthemonster]

thumbs up if wheezy waiter's favorites brought me here

[flockofspades]

@christianthemonster how would we know that?

[gigigirl281]

You should totally come play ay WorkPlay in Birmingham, AL... that's pretty close to Atlanta! hahaha but seriously if I don't get to see you guys in ATL I'll, uh, write sad poetry or something.

[RangerHooah309]

Where are you guys playing in Nashville!? I'm so excited!

[StarInvasion]

SOUTH PARK DID IT! also, whens the new ep out? I can now only reach orgasm listening to dpc. It's like an addiction.

[jamrey3000]

is this gona be another tour de beard!!!!!!!!?

[anatomyslang]

YESSSSSSS ST. LOUIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS ;OOOOOOOOO

[TheGrillZone]

did you get this idea from south park ?? lol

[Sanotrex]

Did anyone else get a Marshal (from MIMYM) vibe coming from Sam ?

[Modest167]

-shivers- oh God...I almost died watching you lay in the snow like that.

[daddyvlog]

You can play in my backyard. I live near Athens GA. I have a big backyard and we would feed you guys. Super awesome?

[rethinkOURreality]

@daddyvlog THAT WOULD WORK OUT PERFECT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!

[sigfriedofcourse]

COME to FLORIDA.

[downmecab]

thats a fine book there sir.

[Lieu3C4]

Port Moresby is in need of entertainment I hear.

[crustymelons]

I guess New Zealand might be out of the picture...?

[phantomdude92]

no chicago?!?!?!

[eversinceimmortal]

HOLY CRAP YOU'RE COMING TO LEES SUMMIT?!?! I will be there. I will SO be there.

[PyroboyAce297]

**cough**ottawa ontario**cough**

[Ramones1234100]

Aren't you guys playing in Orlando in March, too?

It wasn't on that list :/

[SparklyCheeseburger]

IF YOU DON'T COME TO BOSTON ILL CRY.

[KittenCollision]

In Atlanta, GA, there's a little place called the five spot! I would love to see you guys there!

[MidnightOrganFight]

I live in GEORGIA. P.S. I WANT TO SEE YOU GUYS!....totally NOT a creeper :D

[MidnightOrganFight]

Atlanta has a few popular venues!

[ChrisO7300]

Really want to go to either the Hamdon or New York show :D

[bigophil]

Need some MI love, come so close with Ohio..

[Wrebble]

Useful..!

[Aceypoo92]

hell yeah. i'll be there on the 10th show. groovy!

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

tour de beard this time too? plz say yes

[howtospellkaitie]

What venue are you playing in St. Louis? I hope it's not 21+, considering my 21st birthday is a mere 2 later!

[wookieman3]

no Florida!? D': 

[omgidontno]

Sweet man. Totally coming to the Cleveland Show.

Now, a question. On your band page, it says it starts at 8 p.m, but on the website for Wilbert's, it says: "And Starting at 8 p.m. Mike Falzone" So are you the main show, meaning you're going on last, or is Mike the main show, and we need to be there well before 8?

I don't know if you have the answer, but I figured I'd ask.

[GoodGustav]

No Omaha, NE? So Sad. :(

[rethinkOURreality]

If I was from the Atlanta area, I'd be able to help you guys with venues :(

But a list of Atlanta music venues is at atlantamusicguide (dot) com/more-content/atlanta-venue­s. I wish that you guys can find a spot!!!

[luv4permboy]

oh sam, if i wasn't already dating someone...oh wait i'm not

**hint hint**

[Steaksngainers]

best promotional video ever.

[CakeMan4242]

England?

Maybe?

Please?

[bpjones0201]

Please come to the Albany, NY area!!! or just somewhere upstate that would make my life!

[LauraCuthbert]

You make me so happy.

[pineappleboyfilms]

is Sam dead?

[thepappytube]

I love the quality of these videos :)

[alltowner]

In the closet...???

[Jessicarae7]

AH. I live in Atlanta. You guys have to come. Emailing now.

[wirelesseverything]

no shows in chicago???

[TheMperor5]

Dude, that's some strange book you're reading.

[bananastarr]

@sambonejr  Sam, you are a little crazy :) See you guys in Cleveland!!!

[pokemon666leon]

you should come to england :(

[deirdrekearney]

No Boston? :( I would go to the CT one but my parents would never drive me there

[happyNiNjA57]

Louisville Kentucky!!!!!!! pretty please -adorable eyes-

[bibbeny]

ST. Louis? I live here ummm there. WIN! Gonna find out where and if I can have the night off. 

[srv1959]

I feel excluded.

[Huntman470]

Fort Worth then Dallas? Hell yes. I'll be at both shows.

[mexica210]

@Huntman470 you and me both bud, im going to drive down from tulsa.

[AMVoverlord]

plz plz do some music vids! DPC rules!

[mattwzito]

I wanna see you guys really bad! :)

[mujawooja]

Hey guys you get such a buzz by doing a tour,hope you manage to thaw out before it starts.

bernie *****

[schemestresses]

You guys should come to Indianapolis! :D

[splicegrrl]

oh Sam. I WANT THE NEW ALBUM!! WHERE IS IT?!

[danceandrevolution]

p.s. you can stay at my house... or play at my house in portlandia.

[danceandrevolution]

hooray for tour! craig said that mb portland, or in the summer! i'll be there.

[danceandrevolution]

hooray for tour!  craig said that mb portland, or in the summer! i'll be there.

[Emiazla]

Damn! Nowhere near me! That's alright! Someday I'll see you boys live! I'm patient! Have a great time on tour! :)

[drewdane40]

@Emiazla You could just freeze yourself until the next tour.

[Emiazla]

@drewdane40 Oooh. Excellent point! Excuse me while I prepare myself for the freezing!