[HD] StarCraft 2 Cinematic Trailer

[ilyennevnincsaz100]

It's okay, but how can you fuck in that suit? :/

[clingmarbleprod]

@ilyennevnincsaz100 You take it off you stupid fuck.

[ilyennevnincsaz100]

@clingmarbleprod you're a genius :]

[xRuneGunx]

i like the part where he said "hell its about time"

[warliusssssss]

this is bether then transformers!

[commander672]

Ladies and gentlemen...The worlds most complicated nose hair trimmer!

[ollecarlsson]

and whats the use for external mechanical hands? picking flowers in the fields?

[ollecarlsson]

why does it put on used, scratchy armor and weapon ; ) and I just looooove it weld the pieces together like there´s no tomorrow : P

[DevastatingDemise]

So is this what goes inside a barracks?

[joniwhytestar]

do you guys think it looks like iron man when he put on his suit.

[Parstices]

What they don't show you is the period after the trailer, where he suffocates himself from the cigar. "AHHH IT"S BURNING CUT CUT!"

[kolrockan]

Oh yeah, Tychus Findlay... Can't wait to see more of what he's like. He's already badass enough to be able to stand still with all that stuff getting put on him.

[Rekotsu]

looks comfortable

[Panthiest]

Masterchief's got nothin on this guy!

[musicfreak8580]

Hell Yeah it's about god damn time! can't wait for this game should be amazing!

[hesitation24]

You're goddamn right it's about fucking time.

[swindontillidie]

You could case Ironman some serious aggro with a suit like that

[1hammed1]

i bet he uses steroids =P

[rubberduckey111]

@1hammed1 well whatever he does it looks like it works. i can imagine the add.

"Our steroids are injected into soldiers to make them A.muscular B. badass and C. not need to piss for long perods of time

[CoolKabbage]

AHHA! His chestplate says" SUck it down!

[CoolKabbage]

ROID RAGE!

[Fantasyteentitan]

I forgot some of the lore of the Starcraft universe. Do convicted felons go through mind-scrubs when they become marines?

[PrivateSlacker]

If mind scrubbed convicts are good recruiting pools for soldiers, that makes a great incentive to arrest more often and convict more of them. Maybe the starcraft earth is a facist gov.

i.e. In China you can bribe a replacement liver/kidney for yourself from a executed convict. So death pentalties are "incetivised" there.

[muffinmad]

And despite all that marines start of with 0 armor >:O

[Doum92]

@muffinmad and are killed by thousands ^^

[kriszium]

@muffinmad well its not just a simple marine... IT'S TYCHUS! 2 armor and 200 life!

[yahoo290]

no wonder it takes so long to build one of these in the game...

[STALKERX9]

It basically took 2 minutes from the start to finish of the armor assembly.

You probably take much more just to dress up your normal everyday feather clothes, so no its not that much.

[joeypaint]

Isn't that Thaikus or how you spells that?

[sonofafraggedbitch]

@ EmerorTeepo - that obviously Zeratul.. prolly fighing with Kerrigan. The two have met at the Xel'Naga temple.

[RocketSauce146]

Thats a mighty expensive suit for someone thats going to be flooded by cockroaches with buzz saw hands in the first five minutes of service.

[Slashpython]

XD good one

[aznmdragon1023]

it's 9 seconds according to the blizzard handbook :O

[MarkhasSteelfort]

Now we now what happens in the Barracks.

[joeypaint]

I thought only the Reapers were convicts, but your right, it's a pretty damn good illustration of mabye how a Marine comes to.

[planasite]

anybody hopes for gundam mode of starcraft 2?

[EmperorTeepo]

What unit is that at 3:49? The blue one with the spear

[RosieKR]

that's a protoss.

[hesitation24]

if, by spear, u mean the thing that the blue dude blocks twice, that's not a spear, it's i believe sarah kerrigan herself assaulting what seems like zeratul.

[JollyFellow93]

It really bugs me how he says "Hell, it's about time", when he SHOULD have said, "You want a piece of me, boy?"

*shakes head*

Am I the only one?

[myspacer227]

yea dude

i was SO expecting him to say

u wanna piece of me boy?

but then he says

hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeellllll its @ time

xD

[racism11]

What he has to wank?

[PrivateSlacker]

What if he has to goto the bathroom ?

Or drops his cigar into the chest cavity

[kkeV666]

stfu

[CoolKabbage]

Bathrooms are for sissies. And badasses just don't drop their cigars.

[LokOnStrtos]

damn looks tight

[SuperKLC]

i need free money

[ImAnEzKo]

so thats the inside of a barrak

[wind212]

what happens if u gotta go pee ? lool

[sukarestu]

Feel free to release when you wish to

Or

Get ready, wear a nappy, or better, bring a bottle

[Drakedog777]

robots and machines.. all do people care about these days I guess

[MrBeardedragon]

underpowered... what in the name of fuck? if the enemy has 12 marines y will have 24 zerglings, which means in most cases y would win. if they use siegetanks then destroy them with guardians. none of the races are underpowered, and if y by any means die everytime you play them than you dont got a clue about how to play them imo.

[Nemesis0300]

Why Are The zerg underpowered, They were in 1 too. When I Play Zerg I Usually Get Seige Tanked or Killed by like 10 carriers. All the zerg have are ultralisks. I mean, The first unit for each class is, Zergling., Marine, And zealot. The zealot is overpwoered with 16 damage and force field, 16 DAMAGE?! the ultralisk only hits for 20. 2 zealots have taken out my ultralisk before. the zerg need something special!

[aznxCOOLxguy]

ultralisks have a base armor of 5 if you max it out...how is that weak? i mean its the only unit that goes up to 5 lol and plus an ultralisks speed is probably the second fastest in the game, you just probably don't know how to play zerg...zerg players have to think alot faster then other toss/terran players cuz you can't just send out a group of units and not watch them, if you're a zerg player you have to keep watching every unit you have

[justwatch000]

have you forgotten about the hp of the ultralisk? the zealot costs 100 minerals and zerglings cost 25 minerals for one zergling.

[nahcnivla]

zerg's not under power protoss has strong powerful units but cost more and make more time to make but a zergling comes in 2s zerg's specialty is out numbering people...If ur out numbering people and have a strong attack then ur over powered...blizzard did a really good job of balancing things out.If u still lose them ur uber noob.

[EmperorTeepo]

Exactly. While all three races can use guerilla tactics in their own way, the zerg were made for ambushes, outnumbering their opponent(s), and for quick attacks.

Although in retrospect their units are weak compared to those of the other races, they're still a very balanced race

[TheLastHaze]

Oh man, this trailer still gives me the chills. woaw!

Cant wait.

[Nefus2]

What are you going to do if you feel you have to pee and wear that big thing.

[slinno]

Starcraft2 is set around the year 2709?

Cause This guys d.o.b Is 2435 or summin it says on screen and he looks like in his thirtys!

[TheLastHaze]

It also says he's been in cryogenic, meaning deep freezed.

[jjjjl241]

wow......speechless

[Chrasherr]

i just saw a photograph lasting like 1 frame, with guys from blizzard or something at 0:07

[logan500]

yeah, i see it too nice catch.

[SmurfTacuIar]

I couldn't catch that (that's what she said)

[Chrasherr]

try 0:06, and use HD.

or

h t t p:/ /img301.imageshack [DOT] us/img301/1046/stcrafteastereg gdl2.jpg

*just dont forget to replace [DOT] with " . " lol

[grayfaction147]

nope. didn't catch it. but then, i'm a lazy ass so i won't try

[slinno]

Same!

[zancibert]

amazing good in HD

[der8lub]

A to the M to the AZING! :D

[CowNamedCookies]

that was amazing shit:D

[drMelnik]

Amaizing! How to post in HD? Thx!

[UnderworldRec0rds]

Blizzard knows how to raise hairs with its cut scenes. Amazing work!

[jShazBOT]

Simply amazing. Thanks for posting in kickass HD.