The Legend of Xenu

[uriituw]

Fix your audio, please.

[Bearlizard777]

What Hubbard forgot is religions develop over time. The 3D Mega picture could not have created a single religion. By the way the rest of the story is dumb anyway. [Note this comment was directed to members of the church of Scientology.]

[vivrenombre]

Night Bed story,,

[arayalrio]

Superior animation, my man.

[MyZebraface]

he must of smoked sum high grade shit!!!!!! :D 

[quidnick]

75 trillion years ago.

[main357]

lol this dudes voice is funny as hell!

[catstalker1]

Who knows????Xenuws! ! !

[MrKillien]

the sad thing is that 200 years from now many will belief this crock of shit.

[CupisHomines]

fantastic bullshit story

[Jameson27071975]

What does joo 4££ mean? Is it some anti-semetic thing (jew for money)?

[arayalrio]

@Jameson27071975 I hope you're kidding. "you all". the 4 is an 'A', if that helps.

[codehackerzane]

Xenu not to be confused with Xena! lol

[OmfgItsHenu]

how many times did you burst laughing while u were reading that? :DD

[777BROKENMESSIAH]

Does anyone actually believe this bullshit? lmao

[LuckyFrenchster]

I love 3d movies that last 36 days

[WeAreFuckingRetarded]

This is gayer than all the gays being gay in gayland.

[bobotoby]

People who say things are "Gay" are stupid bigots and have no vocabulary.

[communistsmustdie]

i cant wait for the holocaust that will kill every $cientologist on the planet :)

[InvalidAnon]

@communistsmustdie ...I'm not a fan of the Co$ But I practice freezoned scientology... But jesus dude... Holocaust? Thats just a double fuck for me... Think about people before you troll...

[communistsmustdie]

@InvalidAnon oh well have fun with your cult

while they brainwash you like a stupid cunt



[InvalidAnon]

@communistsmustdie Lawl your retarded, Freezone is a Scientology organization that isnt a church but give free books on the subject. The only people who brainwash are the churches heads. I read dianetics and stuff but I dont follow the church itself. Im against the Co$ and a member of the Anonymous Protests. But im not against the study of the religion. But please dont use the holocaust to make a point every day it hurts the jewish part of me.

[madzombiepig]

its real and i can fly

[PataponGuyFan]

Mega fake Mega gay

[666lonny666]

@PataponGuyFan shut up.

[PataponGuyFan]

Fake and Gay

[pixelmed]

But I have a question... ¿Does Xenu have antennas?, ¿is his blood like acid, just like Alien´s?, if we put on a fight between Xenu and Predator... ¿who will win?

[Danigfgsp12345]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha!!!!!!!

[Wcoltd]

Scientology is more hilarious that Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[phigura153]

Why do so many say, "Jesus is God", for that is

like saying, "Jesus is Mary". See, 1 John 2:22, KJV.

Do not deny Christ, the Father AND the Son.

See, Luke 2:11; 1 Corinthians 8:6, KJV.

Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God.

Jesus Christ is Lord...Note that this word 'Lord'

can be used as an adverb...

"We BY him": See, 1 Co 8:6, KJV.

[phigura153]

7+5 =12. 26, 76: C66. What is 1/3 of infinity? How many stars fell? Where did the "first women" come from, before daughters were born to men? Hell, is hotter than a volcano. XENU: "ME, N U". XM: A Cross (not the letter 't'), and the letter M (a 3-angle). Jesus and Mary. When "they" are trying to get people to commit the one sin for which you cannot be forgiven,...How will the True Believers be able to discern, Who's who? You either see the Code, or you do not. See, 1 John 4:6, KJV.

[SodyPopInSpace]

poorly read poorly done poorly animated

[pixelmed]

But I have a question... ¿Does Xenu have antennas?, ¿is his blood like acid, just like Alien´s?, if we put on a fight between Xenu and Predator... ¿who will win?

[SodyPopInSpace]

You're question is very wise, as wise as it is important as you are a young scientologist who will one day be a great scientologist like me. Because we are scientologists we realize our religion is the only one that makes sense and really adds up. The answer is, of course, that predator would win, because they hunt in packs. Thank you, God bless you, may you be free of Thetans.

[bjam89]

dude if you are a scientologist can you still say god bless you?

[SodyPopInSpace]

@bjam89 No.

[bjam89]

then what do they say? xenu bless you, cos well from what i have figured not everyone of them belive in him but all i have to go on is wikipedia and that one ep of panerama

[SodyPopInSpace]

@bjam89 We just hand them a tissue.

[dimebagfanbitch]

@SodyPopInSpace ha...your fucking gay d00d religion is bullshit and aliens arent real lol i just wanted to kno who it was cuz of TDWP lol

[SodyPopInSpace]

@dimebagfanbitch wtf is TDWP

[dimebagfanbitch]

@SodyPopInSpace its The Devil Wears Prada its a christian metal band lol one of their songs is named lord xenu lol

[SodyPopInSpace]

@dimebagfanbitch oh. im not really a scientologist btw.

[SilverWolf1019]

@SodyPopInSpace hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha that was funny

[bjam89]

how did you get upside down ?s ?

[dimebagfanbitch]

@pixelmed lol predator duuhh haha

[Acid2Rider]

What the shit?

I mean, most religions are made of lies and stuff, but at least they try their best to make it believable (not that it really works, but still), this is just ridiculous and absurd.

Damn, if people start to believe in this, the future is quite scary.

[synapse131]

Hubbard couldn't even come up with any imaginative science fiction. It's amazing that anyone actually believes this shit.

[killdownie]

Atheists argue against all religeon dumbass

Scientology is just as dumb as any religeon

xenu is just as believable as noahs arc and a virgin birth

[Sronpop]

kill all the scientologists so the christians and athiests can get back to argueing.

[Kongumon]

No, Xenu was Trapped in the Closet, not some jail.

[sparkyinlaw]

That was Tom Cruise...

[ryuman757]

@Kongumon tom cruise joke? 8O

[getupjumpy]

And you can poor in christianity and still be allowed to fully participate, whereas this is just a racket for the credulous.

[getupjumpy]

Christianity kind of deserves greater respect, I mean it has survived for 2000 years, although it is equally as false as this nonsense.

[GodOfToads]

The story of xenu has got to be the biggest bullshit story I have ever heard

[BeatingNgSource]

You say the same thing to christianity as well right? And islam? And buddhism? And hinduism? And jewdism? Every kind of religion based on fairytales that cant possibly be real? Stories that any sane being shouldnt have the stupidity of buying into?...

[GodOfToads]

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Also, Scientology is a big fairytale

[pricey4700]

actually buddhism has absolutley nothing to do with fairy tales or magic

[BeatingNgSource]

Hm, your right. Sorry i mispoke, Buddhism has no "gods"... or fairytales.

[Bonefoot]

Oh man, this is almost as crazy as christianity.

[SeedsOfTruth]

True, but at least the Church of Scientology isn't horrifically torturing and murdering people for not beliving in their myth.

And if you wanna hear some sick shit, study up on what actually happened to women during the Holy Roman Catholic Inquisition over the course of centuries.

[BeatingNgSource]

...almost.

Its more crazy that present day people actually believe this though. It actually frightens me.

[DarkCalaba]

Ohh come on, Christianity is based on the belief that a rib-woman eats a magical fruit because she's told to do so by a talking snake, then gives the fruit to her bloke, so "god" then damns everyone with "original sin". Then, thousands of years later, "god" impregnates another woman with himself so that he can be born, and then have himself sacrificed to himself in order to cancel out the damnation which he himself placed upon everyone. He then turns into a zombie. Yeh. Believable.

[pschodog3]

jeez, christianity is atleast beliviable....but this... wow.

[SeedsOfTruth]

Christianity summed up:

"I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to.

Yeah, that's real believable.

[pschodog3]

That's why I am a Deist.

[LulzBat]

Atheism summed up:

The believe that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

[DarkCalaba]

Atheism summed up: "There is no god".

Atheism was around LONG before the big bang theory and evolutionary theory.

The less said about your understanding of big bang theory, the better.

[pschodog3]

HAY YOU BROWSE 4CHAN LOLOLO

[c0810543030]

@LulzBat

Summed up by a brain damaged six year old, you mean

[OmarFernandoChavez]

Tom cruise should make a movie about Xenu!

[karamaiscool]

very funny although you were hard to understand sometimes, like you pause midway through sentences and say things like B..illions

(still good though!)

[slicer3889]

it could happen who knows

[adammiller84]

Xenu was not happy he was an evil overlord! Pay me 510,000 and once you reach lvl 10 ill tell you the rest.

[ProsperosCloset]

@adammiller84 where do I send the cheque?

[Bearlizard777]

@adammiller84 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Selriam]

Hahaha why does Xenu look so happy. Him and his little crown

[mitchmaniacal]

I wish I had an "eternal battery"

[kaz2v]

wow..what a believable story

now wonder people believe in scientology

[dooowde]

it's actually more beliveble then jesus awakening from the dead and moses splitting the red sea with a wand into two

[Argentina2012]

diz ztory its so fukin stupid Xenu wut a made up story

[MagnusRulerHardt]

no shit

[json10000]

i think u used kid pix 4 lol i have that at mah school!

[Canaderek]

Google "SOK Kneeophytes" for a pants-wettingly funny parody of Scientology.

[eljono1]

Barb, only a moron would compare this to Christianity. Christ was a real person documented and written about and known by tons of people... This crap was written about in a SCI-Fi novel

[daques]

lol

[WUTZAYAK]

You know Jesus was involved in a book, too, right? I think it starts with a B...

All in all, all religions are [mostly] the same. A tale of something or someone who did something all to spread morals and teachings through the world, gaining support and followers in the process to further extend their circle of influence and control. Scientology however is making serious bank, even with a small group of followers, because they charge money for their teachings and services.

[TuxedoBento]

eljono1, we don't know if there ever was a Jesus Christ. There may or may not have been. All that's really written of him is when he was born and then it just skips ahead to when he's 20-something.

But even so, who are these witnesses? Using the bible to prove jesus is much like asking mary jane watson to prove Spider-Man.

Besides, what's more sci-fi? Scientology and its whacky alien empire or this God fellow who sacreficed himself to.. himself, who created the universe in 6 days + 1 break

[Primus2X]

hilarious!

[barbarash]

As laughable as the Scientology Xenu story is... Is it as bad as any other 'religious event'

I find it amusing people who believe in other faiths laugh at this yet still manage to believe the exaggerated bulls*** religions spew to manipulate people into taking up their faith.

[ams19899]

its like when the leader of the Super Adventure Club asks stan...but is this anymore retarded than worshiping a carpenter from Nazereth who lived 2000 years ago? and stan say...'yeah...it's way more retarded.'

[NikPennell]

I don't follow any religion, but I'm going to disagree with you there. Scientology is just fucking stupid.

[pwnzNewbz]

rather nice work, but not nearly as good as the south park version ;-)

[Wonkerloop]

I hope more people see this video. Then everyone will know what a loads crap scientology is.

[HappyWriting]

lmao!!

[mylovesofmylife]

Or Xenu the Emo

[mylovesofmylife]

Xenu the emu rofl

[sonoflemus]

wtf? this sounds like a gay movie that never made it to the big screen

[canadian8240]

Why would you drop people into a volcano, then nuke it, then STILL try to capture their souls, then make them into humans, just to deal with overpopulation? Well, I thought of shooting them in the head but, no, this idea is better, right?

[moneypolo12321]

If I had paid tweny thousand dollars for this movie I'd probably be as defensive to attacks as Scientologists are, so I cannot blame them at all.

[jimraptor83]

sounds more like a shitty movie

[vrqp09]

GAY

[Yoganao]

Scientology is NOTa religion, it is a money making Scam Cult, crazy assed Xenu is made-up sci fi nonsense.

[HomoErectum]

Xenu is as real as God. Think about it.

[Osk94]

your quite smart

[PADRES294]

Well played.

[imissdanivan2]

u have gotten brainwashed i feel sorry for you, you fuck bastard!! its a bit sad..very sad

[HomoErectum]

.... what I ment by that is: Since neither of them exist, they are not real and therefor as real as each other.

[HomoErectum]

@imissdanivan2 No, i havnt been brainwashed. What I ment is this: since neither "God" or "Xenu" exist they're both equally real. In other words, none of them exist.

[UnifiedPerfection]

@HomoErectum Major contradiction right there...

[ARJI1979]

this isint just any old pants!!no these ones are stained piss and shit!!!!

[algoreiscool]

what a crock of shit! Xenu is fake! God get over it!

[RunandGunPictures]

Indeed he is as well as God. It's not healthy to put your faith into fictional characters. ;)

[FlavorRed]

L. Ron Hubbard was the ultimate Science Fiction writer it seems. Getting people to get "sucked in" the story and actually believe it's true means he knew how to paint quite a story. Although mind control was involved. Scientology is a dangerous cult. If you're thinking about joining Scientology, stay away!

[skellion6969]

LoL, nice video man, that is some funny shit, sounds like the plot to a sci-fi movie.

[Dorman010]

For those who wonder about Anonymous, I would simply check websites MADE by Anonymous, such as whyweprotestDOTnet and xenuDOTnet. Replace the DOTs with actual dots (.)

Peace out.

[marvinsilvadotca]

lol

[sparkz1225]

Wow, you need to train your reading level up, noob.

[WTV007007]

Waw ... this is soooo logical. at last my eyes are open, i can see my path!!! I know the truth!!! I will now walk the way of Scientology, for it is the only real truth!!! Death to Xenu

[skateboardkid]

IS rhis a cult for LSD or are all these people really that fucking stupid?

[hellboundmatt]

no more then christians...

created from dirt , the earth reversing, virgin birth... yeah JUST as stupid

[Scygoons]

"ANONYMOUS" members believe that trolls are demons from hell in human form. so if you get called a troll this is what they believe i read the "Anonymous Bible Vedas" cause i used to be a part of ANONS lol why do "Anonymous" members always talk about XENU? Anonymous believes in there own "bible" that Xenu will return and destroy Scientologists. You will never hear a Scientologist talking about XENU but "ANONYMOUS" believes? Xenu is God.

[xxemomcr4lyfexx]

hubbard was on lots and lots of special "mind enhancing" drugs while he was writing the scientology holy book. and believe me, we can tell that he was

$cientology is crap

[QuantumAnomaly]

I hope Hubbard didn't do drugs. Gives drugs a bad name.

[cargoboom123]

Scientology and Xenu are made up, $cientology is a bizniz (i know im lazy) Fuck it. Go anons!

[cargoboom123]

hahahahah nice job dishing out some bullshit did you get your facts at your cult meeting? Shut the fuck up before i hi-jack your fucking account you little cunt.

[sdsdsd1249]

wtf, they dont have a bible. its made up, like the idea of xenu

[SecularWorld]

yeah, at least Christianity made a book

[hardy83]

At least every other religion is over 60 years old...

[Numinous123]

"wtf, they dont have a bible."

Are you saying that because some goat herders put some words down on paper, that it's automatically true?

Scientology is just as fake as every other religion. It's all garbage designed to control us, take our freedom and our money.

[Atlashomeric]

Religion never took my money, and I subscribe to it.

[KidVlogger317]

What? What about when you put money in those hats at churches? Or how bout how our taxes go to the church! THEY TERK UR JERBBS!!! DERKER DURR!!!!

[SeipherusD]

A little louder please?

[scott20088]

this hubbard guy sounds like he has quite the imagination

[cargoboom123]

He did drugs to expand his mind while writing the "holy book" for $cientology.

[flangelet]

Why do religions get tax breaks when the 1st Amendment of the us constitution is against such advantages for organised religious institutions?

Anyone?

[PrimeEvolutionary]

The 1st Amendment is to protect religions from the government, not the protect the government from religion. :-/ Congress can make no restrictions on religions. Except for restricting people from collecting their taxes.

[flangelet]

Fair enough.

Burn the churches then before it's too late!

[mertde]

Everyone who heard this must send $ 300.000 to David Miscavige (money order only).

[mrjubjub521]

so dumb

[strangeevenforme]

I had trouble hearing this

[SaintInferno]

lolzorz, scientology is so funny

[MangoLala]

L Ron Hubbard was a science fiction novelist.

He also took ALOT of drugs when creating the scientology "religious doctrine".

I think L Ron Hubbard didn't like his pyschiatrist and made him evil in his "religious doctrine".

[xianrex1]

Excellent - this is read word for word from L. Ron Hubbard's handwritten notes. Sci-lons have to pay a LOT of money to get to the level where they get this info.

[jdog634]

that theory sucks monkey balls that is. No serisouly he had to be high when he came up with that or suffering from retardation

[spade1014]

ok IS xenu is a good guy or bad guy..? sounds like a interesting movie.. but WAIT!!! ''PEOPLE ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?'' ''PEOPLE BELIVE IN THIS?''...DAMN THIS WORLD IS SO FUCKED! PRETTY SOON THERE GONNA SAY THAT DARTH VADER WAS XENU LONG LOST UNCLE...LOL

[freetibet60]

lol this isnt a religion tiz a cult and utter bullshit lol its rubbbish...

[sonson226]

I think L Ron was maybe suffering from delusional activity & he hated Psychology as a science, because his "evil plot" would be uncovered for what it is: the crazed delusions of a mad man....Wow...hard to believe that folks will swallow this stuff as fact.

[danonolan]

Well, that, and the navy kicked him out for psych problems. If memory serves, he had an imaginary battle in a sub, and docked somewhere in Mexico.

[doobedoo22]

He called for reinforcements, having claimed to be fighting two enemy submarines... but nobody else saw any sign of the enemy.

Later, Hubbard anchored in Mexican coastal waters and ordered his crew to conduct gunnery exercises. (Which could have sparked off an international incident, if not a war.)

Hubbard was demoted twice, and eventually resigned his naval commission because he was about to get a psych evaluation. In short, he was as nutty as a squirrel's turd.

[AngleUK]

The funny thing is...

It's a shit piece of science fiction too :D

[Hallvor1976]

Good upload.

[wargarurumon]

louder please

[BlackS7ven]

The Legend of Xenu and Scientology is the most ridicules things that human stupidity can come-up with.

This is NOT a Science-Fiction, it's more like Science-Bullsh*t.

[bearcreak]

wow!!! i cant stop laughing. the man who wrote this was high as hell. I can think up some crazy shit when im high too. Hmmm, maybe i should get my pen out next time im geekin. i

[bhig3]

that'd be L Ron hubbard.

[zombiechic24]

its like a bunch of geeky star trec nerds got to gether and made this shit up. who the fuck buys in to this? oh ya retards that dont have anything else to beleve in. all hale xenu. wait this sort of reminds me of that movie with Tim allen when he gets taken buy those space nerds what was it called oh ya galixy quest

[kjwdis]

you got the star trek from me

[smavey]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllll

[wikedwitchofwest]

i'm now wondering if john Travolta can move things with his mind? and if tom cruise goes on astral projected trips to the bahamas?

[relykswalton]

Good video.

[Hatekrew1987]

hahahahahahahahahahhaha....

scientology hehehe lmfao

[ihateevilbill]

is this guy stutering or is the video faulty

[str8thuggin2008]

tom cruise is more fukd up than i thought. that shit sounds a little like d.c if u know what i mean!

[Gettinghitonattheban]

Xenu is not pronounced Ex-in-new? Here the fuck do get 'z' from?

[Gregamania69]

Never heard of a xylophone? It's pronounced "Z-eye-low-phone."

Xe = Z in many english words.

[unluckyfrank]

AWESOME! The truth is out there!

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