REALLY FUNNY JOKES!!!!!!!

[alexisnicole1234me]

Lame

[the1celebinator]

who fucking farted

[the1celebinator]

you know what i need a smoke and a beer

[xyo991]

Whats small, has no penis and has no brains?

The creator of this video!

[Loverboy19691]

Whats the difference between a penis and a bonus? you wife will always blow your bonus!

[ThisPersonSays542]

Wow nice joke. you should tell someone that! they might die of HORRIBLE JOKE MAKING! >:(

[technician666777]

... uhhhhhhhhhh

[2000REALGANG]

HAHAHA PYSCH

[nicdaman1]

YOU +THIS VIDEO = COMPLETE RETARD ( freak.)

[PwnageMaN23]

@nicdaman1 you watched this video too, so aren't you a retard also? lol

[nicdaman1]

@PwnageMaN23 u were the one who made it u frikin F-A-G-G-O-T

[PwnageMaN23]

@nicdaman1 I didn't make the video. My name is PwnageMaN23 and the person who uploaded this is dukievskia. Get your facts straight before you start insulting people.

[nicdaman1]

@PwnageMaN23 oh, well dukievskia it a shithole

[mrpistheword]

Only a fucking fag would come up with this

[MissPonyLover1231]

It was supposed to be 'REALLY FUNNY JOKES!' Insted it shouldv'e been 'REALLY FUNNY JOKE!' Not joke....s becoz it was only 1. If it was Joke.sss then it would have been more then 1. And + i didn't get the joke

[danield305678]

I Laughed Bcz Of How Dry It Was xD



[Jeffieboi]

You mean seamen? Semen and seamen are two VERY different things.

[12agnar0k]

also could have been boat, battleship, destroyer, frigate, etc, this is terrible, i hate you

[MBlover143forever]

WHY IS THIS LAME ASS JOKE FUNNY!!!

[TheBbroadcasting]

ok????

[MagicxMan1]

seamen*

[marikio22]

Har de Har Har!!

Thought i was gonna die laughing there...(OH!...Please excuse the sarcasm)

[Ted7864]

If it is long, hard and holds semen then the answer is penis

If you mean what is long, hard and holds seAmen with an A then the answer is submarine

Stay in school spelling and grammar is important.

[VxXDarkFireXxV]

i know it wasnt funny but still 186 people were watching porn hub

[lildrea242]

1.nobody get offended with this plz im hispanic so yeah...............why do hispanics think they rule the school, becuz their moms clean it and their dads built it.

[frankystah]

i get it ........ the diclike bar is the joke

[sonic5489]

omg that was lame it sisint make me laugh

[MrOtty99]

what cinda gun does a man have when he goes to the toilet PISS-TOL LOL

[InterModification]

The sock under my bed...

[TheWunderwaffeDg2]

Wait wut ooooh lol that's awesome

[StrengthTap]

lol aahah



[Indera9537]

Oh, now I get it.

Its the video thats the joke.

Hahaha.

Very funny.

[Natsumei100]

.......uuuh wheres the funny joke? oAo

[yahahaify]

dumb

[EvilReser12]

LOL I GET IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-No

[iignoreu100]

I have a funny one: a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

[leon1san]

a submarine hold semen?! WHAT THE FUCK!?

[TheCRIZism]

@leon1san Not The 1 Dats Makes Babies Sea Men

[xXKM4UXx]

yo mama

[BlackoutCH53]

i dont get it

[bboyslate]

i thought it said," REALLY FUNNY JOKES!!!!!!!," but theres only one o.o

[FallingSky7]

Dead parents, Jasmine was in relationship with a dirty homeless boy name Aladdin.Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. Sincerely, it not our ault, it how you raised us

[fastwolf98]

I luv how there was only 1 joke (It was extreamly crappy by the wayand i had heard it about a million times) but the title says REALLY FUNNY JOKES!!!!

[MrVaoy]

the thing that holds semen is your mom's vagina

[idiotbox777]

You spelled it wrong.

*GRAMER NATZI*

[htfNO1fan]

hey awesome lightsaber! (someone tels me its the dislike bar) oh really? ok then im gonna go to tesco and buy one

[cold197]

i get it, but it still wasn't funny. sorry.

[TheMightyDuke197]

For those who don't get it

Long hard and full of semen-penis

Long(cuz it's long:P) hard(made of steel) and full of seaman(sailors)-submarine

Really bad video I don't know y u posted ONE joke doesn't seem worth it to me

[BLU3D4Y]

seaman?



[ModernMe1995]

no just no :( im not amsued

[nCitoS]

Damn it, I guessed battleship. :P

[twilight1359]

this was a stupid joke, but leave nerds out of this=)

[willowalker1]

I dont get it

[TheLuckyandHappyShow]

i dont get it

[tsafa4]

it sounds like a joke a nerd would say when their trying 2 b funny.... o_O

[tracylover102]

seamen*

[Koolaidrocks7]

oooohhhh I c what u did there. :P

[BaldChicken15]

you fail it's spelt seamen so i get the submarine is a nutsack

[ruffbizness]

that was so expected horrible

[xxAnonymousX1x]

Sea Men you fuck

[017SHAMe]

wtf????i dun get it...i kinda like answered test tubes where they keep the sperms in the sperm bank....but why in the heck is the answer submarine????i really dun get it...

[jon2000athan]

@017SHAMe people at sea are called sea men and a submarine holds sea men is long and hard

[017SHAMe]

@jon2000athan then it shuldve been spelt as semen instead of sea men coz some nubs like me dun get the joke.. O_o

[TheWhitedeath33]

hahaha i was going to say your dislikes bar

[AKidNamdCudi]

A walk

[AKidNamdCudi]

Wat do u call a fly with no wings.......?

[murrmurr02]

i got that before the answer

[brockatschool]

A baby seal walks into a club...

[11rednax111]

ok wtf is this, this is totaly gay

[DMHgto123]

wat the fuck this is gay

[Dancer4ever000]

It's "seamen" not semen dumbass

[shigapow1]

this would make more sense if your telling the joke not writing it.. semen --> seamen

[Taypal331]

Tupid

[Tammililley]

Gay.

[ImLunarTheDragon]

This says FUNNY JOKE(s) theres only 1 stuped one i am so dissappointed :,(

[dragonflyznbeez]

makes no FUCKING SENSE

[stewat8]

O I got a dirty one so a guy takes his lady friend into a room and asked if she wants to see his little brother she replies yes so he drops his pants and she says tell me when he grows up

[YouGotProblem]

I'm Still Waiting For This Hilarious joke?

[MissPonyLover1231]

@YouGotProblem ME TOO!!!

[okttexans17]

shit!!



[sweetgabi11]

IAM I THE ONLY ONE THE JUST WASTED 21 SECONDS OF MY LIFE WATCHING A VIDEO ...THAT HAS I JOKE...THAT I DONT GET

[saharfarfer]

hahahahahahahahahahah omg so so funny what these jokes so funny with a little boring 

[55animegirl]

So funny I forgot to laugh. 

[random7044]

Lol

[SQODgohard1]

I tld it to my sis nd she's a nasty freak she thought it was a dick I'm lol WTF

[mikeman6767]

i got a better one  whats long hard and holds semen your mouth

[russia4lyfe]

Wat I's a poor girl to do :( I'll die

[russia4lyfe]

Oh no

[RobloxiaVideos]

I don't get it.

[tiemeupXwatchmebleed]

oops i missed the like button. gay joke btw

[Xtdg89x]

i forgot to laugh at this

[MrSersman]

thats funny when u re 10 years old..

[GropeTheFatOstrich]

books, random, fork, pines, purse, six

[IAdanger]

Lol it says jokesss & its only 1 joke so im guessing thats part of the joke but still its not funny.

[ToXiiKx107]

surprisingly i thought 2 was actually random though and i got it right:D i felt good about myself for tht 30 sec thn yea

[soccerME23]

@MrMylez noooo 21 seconds

[nateisgreat108]

1. Boobs, 2. Condom, 3. F**k, 4.Penis, 5.Pussy, 6. sex. no, i am not a dirty minded freak, i went to school. (sex ed class)

[nateisgreat108]

this is a p.o.s. man! like wtf did you even get basic education??? obvs not. You put an 's' on the end of some words to make it plural, not singular, you dumba**.

[TheYodavids]

funny 

[dannybfbc2]

a girl walks in to the doctors complaing about her pha*** being smelly so the doctor vgives her some cream and 2 weeks later it doesnt work and she returns and then thre doctor says go to the church and rub some holy water on it and she arrives at the church and she notices the god statue is missing and she looks up and gods on the roof holding his nose

[The0he]

lol i got em' all right cuz i don't watch porn



[UltraGam3r99]

Wait the answer is not that

[NBAChickenLover]

Actually a submarine holds SEAMEN! Something long, hard and holds semen is your non-existent penis, BITCH!

[songokukingdomhearts]

the title of this video is a joke...

[FaCeBoOk12337]

kiss ur hand 10x

say ur crushes name 15x

post this on 2 vids

look at ur hand

[ItsCalledASax]

Title and description is misleading....it's should've been funny JOKE...and its not that funny

[22Machine5]

Kiss ur hand 10x

Say crushes name 15x

Post this on two videos

Look at ur hand

[chefKevR]

The title of this video should have been jokes me and my gay friends tell to each other.

[FknCarlos]

@nalaiscool99: Lolz!! Nice one :D

[MSleavingacomment321]

the title shold be a funny joke thumbs up if you agree

[nalaiscool99]

ummm..... lose the S on Jokes for the title. only one in the vid, unless you count the vid as well.

[IwillPwnYou101]

dude... whats more de-formed than you face?

your balls ^^

[Milkum2O11]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (small break) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA. Why do you waste your time making these videoes?

[addierocks11]

OMG THAT WAS SO (NOT) FUNNY

[TheAndroid732]

one joke...the title says "jokes"....fail?

[thehosshall]

what about a dick

[MrMylez13]

What's lame Long and just wasted 20 seconds of my life??? Ur vid!!

[NoodleBoiiii]

@MrMylez13

21 seconds actually :D

[TheMAGIKJEWZ126]

@MrMylez13 ur lame

[ashstorm12]

Spell seamen right, stupid video.

[TheMexican941]

i only got the second one right

[TheTellybean]

I have a really really big submarine then

[xDarkFathom]

ok, in the title, it says "jokes", not "joke" and also, you spelt it semen! not seamen!

[awesomeness1121]

for a submarine it would be seamen not semen

[gothbabii188]

How fast can you guess these words?

1. BOO_S

2. _ _ NDOM.

3. F_ _ K

4. P_ N _S

5. PU_S_

6. S_X

Answers:1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS5. PULSE 6. SIX.You got all 6 wrong, didn't you?You dirty minded freak!

[xDarkFathom]

@gothbabii188 i got a few...

[sabufan123456]

@gothbabii188 ahh u got me haahah nice

[EvilQueensrock]

@gothbabii188 I got books, random, and pants but i couldn't figure out the others

[rockusho26]

@gothbabii188 LOL!!!!!!!!!! XD!!!!

[pronouncingvariables]

@gothbabii188 Actually I only got one wrong. I thought the first one was boots.

[splintercelldude57]

@gothbabii188 ya but your the wonpostin this crap

[gothbabii188]

@splintercelldude57 so....that just means I'm advanced :D and it's not crap; it's funny crap ^-^

[jwwecena]

@gothbabii188 lmao i looked at 1-6 and right as i was about to hit post on this comment I saw the answers i started laughing

[TheDeadLava]

@gothbabii188 you got me there XD

[TheDavodude]

@gothbabii188

I guessed

1. Books

2. Condom

3. F***

4. Punas ( I don't know)

5. ????? I don't know

6. Sex

[glitterwings1]

@gothbabii188 that was a good one!

[thekillzone22]

@gothbabii188 i thought 2 was condom

[ToXiiKx107]

@gothbabii188 lol i like that

[gothbabii188]

@ToXiiKx107 tehee :D

[tiemeupXwatchmebleed]

@gothbabii188 i totally had my mind in the gutter for that >.<

[deniseur2]

@gothbabii188

u wanted people to think bout that stuff so arnt u the dirty minded freek

[gothbabii188]

@deniseur2 u cant seem to take a joke so arent u just a mindless jerk? ;)

[deniseur2]

@gothbabii188 mindles yes jerk no and thats 1 nasty joke

[UrHighlight]

watt were we meant to fink number 2 was?????

[TheMAGIKJEWZ126]

@gothbabii188 HAHA nice thats amazing!

[gothbabii188]

@TheMAGIKJEWZ126 thnks! so r u lol me epic fail it complementing xD

[TheMAGIKJEWZ126]

@gothbabii188 that is the funniest thing ive ever seen really!!!!!!

[TheMAGIKJEWZ126]

@TheMAGIKJEWZ126 Sweet!!!! i know

[luv2Dance34345]

@gothbabii188 bahahahahahaahaha omgggggg lolololol

[nymonkey55]

@gothbabii188 actually i guessed 4 of them correctly

[platinumpikachu13]

@gothbabii188 i actually guessed all the ones you listed...

[CranberryTea1]

There is a difference between 'Jokes' and 'Joke'. There was only one joke in the video. Math class. Try to pay attention in there!!