jon stewart's whole routine is based upon making fun of people... not actually clever jokes. When you make fun of easy targets it's not a joke... it's everyone agreeing with you and therefor it's funny. Mitch Hedberg is silly, but he comes up with clever shit instead of just making fun of easy targets.
@mrchristhechief That's sorta funny. He said we were the number 1 military in the world. by which he most likely means we had the most military personel. And you said that that wasn't true. so i told you to check the description for the date this occured. I don't know how you came up with that, or why...
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@paulstrong123 - I see you chose the 'blue' pill. It's actually terrifying how misinformed, bigoted and brainwashed you are. Did Papa Rush put those words in your mouth, or was it your racist/evangelical homeschooling? You know what, fuck it...I might as well be criticizing a lamppost for all the good this will do. Americans like you horrify the rest of the world. I think the Mayans were right about 2012...if Rick Perry gets elected, I'm killing myself.
Most of Obama voters are Living off the government tit!
They are low life people that are able bodied, yet live off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.
The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.
President Barack Obama is now the undisputed “Worst President in U.S. History.” He can place this award on his mantle next to the Nobel Peace Prize. :-(
As President, it is clear that Barack Obama is dangerously in over his head for he has no executive experience, no business experience, and no real world experience. As a Chicago community organizer, he has been thrust into the most important position in the world without the necessary skills to handle this crisis.
@mrchristhechief read the freaking description. Jon Stewart in Miami - """""""""""""""""""""1996"""""""""""""""""". Talking about War with Iraq and Canada.
His talking and comedy are really inspired by George Carlin. It's my first video of Stewart and it's funny how in this video Stewart is like the second Carlin in stand-up comedy. : D
Not because Bush,Republican's,Scooby do, japan or any other bull shit he can try and dream up.
Because, He is in over his head! He is a freaking Clueless community organizer from the streets of Chicago. :-(
I understand you Lib's thought this man was GOD, I am sorry that your bubble was busted. He's just a robot that stops talking as soon as you kick the TelePrompTer over! :-(
@MacNcheese76 its not exactly a new thing the West has been fighting in the Middle East for hundreds or thousands of years depending if you count 19th century as the beginning of the confllict or go all the way back to the Crusades. It's not that prophetic or ironic to talk about war with iraq and canada in 1996 - this was after the Gulf War and many previous conflicts between Jews/the West and Palestinians. You guys need to do some reading. The War in the Middle East didnt start with Bush!
@Aegelana you're right, it didn't start with bush. but the us as only really been involved with middle east since the 1940's. In any case it's been for oil from the very beginning. fucking conservatives...
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he's right. they would turn on us like rabid dogs if we refused to sell them "wood".
it wouldn't happen though because for one thing most of our people would want to help them if they needed "wood". for another thing, the same companies operate on both sides of the border, so the thing is rigged from the start.
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@tjock18 you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. the proof is in books, not on maps. hinduism is the oldest organized religion in the world and has nothing at all to do with islam.
it pre-dates islam, judaism and christianity which essentially are "spin-offs" of each other.
@louisana3 I'm an American and I hear different people say all sorts of derogatory things about the united states and I honestly don't care. This is just stand up, its not meant to offend anyone.
I know this was long time ago and peoples view change but wat I wanna say is that it's never a smart idea to bring up religion. It will only create conflicts. and to brag about ones country is just asking for it... I'm Canadian and I'm offended by his portrayal of Canada. However I do like his standups.
How is judaism a major religion? Fact: there are about 13.5 million Jewish adherents, while there are over 14 million Mormons, 23 million Sikhists, and of course 900 million Hindus. Hell, there are 850 million nonreligious folks in this world. I understand it's just a comedy routine, but come on. Judaism is not a major religion.
@bassawash1 Judaism is in fact a major religion due to the fact that has existed for milennia, alongside Christianity and Islam, It is also as widespread as those two. Mormons are an offshoot of Christian, and Hindu originated in Islam. I can guess Sikhism also originated from it too. The three major religions are really the three CORE religions. Hell, Judaism started Christianity. So, there. btw, I'm from a Christian family, so don't call bias on me.
@tjock18 Hinduism is the oldest organized religion in human history. And according to your logic, Christianity and Islam wouldn't count as major religions because they themselves are spinoffs. As far as Sikhism and Islam, the original teachings of the gurus were only influenced by Dervish belief to a small degree, making Sikhism far from a spinoff of Islam. Further, one could argue that Judaism was influenced by Babylonian, Canaanite, Hurro-Semitic, and Egyptian mythology.
Well technically, we believe that Islam has been around since the dawn of mankind (we have Adam's creation story in our canon as well), but people broke off from the religion to start their own variations on the faith. Hinduism is technically monotheistic, since all of the "gods" in the theology are simply different faces of the same Divine entity, which we monotheists call "God".
Krishna is considered to be a Muslim prophet, as well. We just believe that his message was misinterpreted.
@tjock18 Hinduism did not come from Islam. Where the hell did you hear that? Hinduism is much much much older than all of your religons. And Hinduism, Buddhism and Sikhism are both larger than Judaisim. It only appears that these are the major religons because you are from a country where these are the majority religions.
@HinduKush23 HInduism and Islam originate from more or less the same region. Proof of this is the fact that both Muslims and Hindus live in India and the surrounding countries together.
@tjock18 Islam originated more closely to where Judaism and Christianity came from (Palestine and Saudi Arabia) than Hinduism (which started in India). The fact that there's a large population of muslims in India has nothing to do with it.
@tjock18 no they don't. Hinduism, Sikhism and Buddhism originate from India. Islam originated in the Arabian peninsula close to where Judaism and Christianity. The reason Muslims and Hindus live in India is because Muslims came from Central Asia and conquered and converted much of India. They aren't from the same region and they definitely aren't offshoots of each other
@tjock18 what you're saying about Core religions isn't true except for in the case of the Mormons. Hinduism, Sikhism and Buddhism are completely different from Christianity, Islam and Judaism. And the guy you are replying to is stating the facts: there simply aren't enough Jews for it to be considered a major religion
@HinduKush23 Judaism is a major religion. Population has nothing to do with it. Think about it. Hitler's Nazis murdered 6 million Jews. That dealt a major blow to the Jewish population. If that hadnt happened, there'd probably be a few dozen million Jews in the world today.
First time I've ever seen Stewart do stand-up, he's great. Funny how he says he gets tired of the politics in his bit... he's the biggest political news junkie EVER!
In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals*. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet.
i understand if people are going to dog me for this but the reason why we're in the middle east is because america is an empire. the fight for freedom and democracy is basically a slogan used to gain the support of americans to run the campaigns. our true purpose of sending troops and bombing countries is to gain the consent of other countries to join our empire. its that simple. if you don't believe me just study the history of all major empires (especially rome), it's basically the same thing.
Fuck you and fuck Jews who want always to brag about being Jewish. Why don't you guys leave religion at home you and you Moslem cousins. I bet you will all go to hell for doing what you do best, killing in the name of Moses.
Why does the label, holy land, evoke so much fear? You would think that with all the claims of these religions being peaceful, everyone won't be batshit scared of living there.
Man if this is from 1996, he was WAY ahead of his time joking about this stuff... I Always thought Stewart was a smart comic, same with Dave Chappelle, they're just ahead of their time... Nowadays most comedians just want short term laughs, but the way those 2 guys do it, they'll be funny for years to come!
@kalosanin and that was AFTER the country had fallen in three years of war and it had NO army or even government! there was ONE clan in that country who fought the entire U.S army !
The funny thing about the Israeli soldiers and the american girls with the "touch it", is absolutely true. When I went to Israel last Memorial Day, the soldiers that were with got bj's from some of the girls that were on our trip.
What I think is great here is how Jon Stewart's politically-inclined commentary becomes a natural dialog with the audience in this video. It's easy. A lot of people want to think of comedy as an escape. But this is one of those fine examples where it is a decompression. Those who are laughing are also thinking about reality--something they would avoid doing (and would so be enabled/encouraged to do) with other social and media outlets.
jon stewart he's like a little dancing monkey he doesn't know enough history to make sense in what he says, his views are Bolshevist views. israel is not jerusalem, Israel was the name given to jacob by god. so funny :BigLaugh
@TheMiamifuentes what is wrong with having bolshevist views? maybe if you knew that much about history you would know that communism was the political sistem that helped with most social problems. i am not a communist, but i think that you can't deny that communism is a force of good in this world that is poorly understood and destroyed by some of the bad leaders like stalin and castro.
A person in show business like Stewart knows the psychology of the "common people" a lot more than some douchebag pundit on any of the cable news networks. God bless him for it.
@joelbluminator thank you for agreeing. I mean, it doesn't take a genius to know that the Islam of today was created in Mecca and spread out of Saudi Arabia only after the Prophet's death, through the caliph's, into the world beyond. This guy should at least take his time to base his jokes on facts. His stand-up comedy would seem funnier if he did.
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JayPivot 2 days ago
Islam began in Mecca, Saudi Arabia
zafartareen 2 weeks ago
Even though they're making fun of Canada I laughed
Inerddy224 2 weeks ago
only honest comedian who's not dead
wickkidda 3 weeks ago
oh look he just created Rob Schneider's entire career... 2:32
max8987 1 month ago
fucking hilarious and true hahah
aychihuahua99 1 month ago
SOOOOOOOooooooo....FUNNY!!! Right on the mark,hilarious stuff!!!
jartistt 1 month ago
"They don't even have an Army, just two guys on horseback, 'I'll save you!', that's it!"
SecretService80 1 month ago 2
I've been looking for this online for.....well, forever.....
So glad i found it. Thank you for uploading.
Brings me right back to highschool. I remember watching it on VHS
YOU CAN DO IT!
toblerusseta 1 month ago
1996 he was complaining about getting interested in politics...15 ears later, he's got a TV show about politics! XD
SolidKore 1 month ago
@SolidKore years, not ears! Roflmfao!! Epic Fail!
SolidKore 1 month ago
Damn...Might have been Jerry Seinfeld, except Jon Stewart is funny and has something to say.
Mr13born79 1 month ago
Doesn't he look like Jerry Seinfeld just a little in this video?
banditboydavid 2 months ago 4
greg giraldo is better than jon stewart
TheGreggiraldo 2 months ago
@TheGreggiraldo You know they were friends, right? Why are you trying to stir shit up?
CoolerKing37 1 month ago
this audience is so stupid they heard the word "macarena" and they go nuts. Good joke stewart.
urwholefamilydied 2 months ago
jon stewart's whole routine is based upon making fun of people... not actually clever jokes. When you make fun of easy targets it's not a joke... it's everyone agreeing with you and therefor it's funny. Mitch Hedberg is silly, but he comes up with clever shit instead of just making fun of easy targets.
urwholefamilydied 2 months ago
lmfaooooooooooooo; What an asshole. XD
Lennyy15 2 months ago
He's funny, but he's gotten better with age.
JackLumberPirateKing 2 months ago 3
@mrchristhechief That's sorta funny. He said we were the number 1 military in the world. by which he most likely means we had the most military personel. And you said that that wasn't true. so i told you to check the description for the date this occured. I don't know how you came up with that, or why...
TheChosenBlox 3 months ago
He;s been saying the same stuff for the last 14 years, and it's still true.
Whisper88here 3 months ago
I love this guy.
Ransiq 3 months ago 3
I was three when this came out.
ispinintights 3 months ago
Man John was right we didn't have a reason at all to be in the middle east nothing but trouble
LilBlacJac510 3 months ago
He's so handsome and cute in this video.
soojb7799 3 months ago 24
meh, crappy american scrpited jokes, not funny.
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SabbaghProductions 3 months ago
Love Jon. He kinda looks like Jerry Seinfeld meets Bill Maher.
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cordice44413 3 months ago
@paulstrong123 - I see you chose the 'blue' pill. It's actually terrifying how misinformed, bigoted and brainwashed you are. Did Papa Rush put those words in your mouth, or was it your racist/evangelical homeschooling? You know what, fuck it...I might as well be criticizing a lamppost for all the good this will do. Americans like you horrify the rest of the world. I think the Mayans were right about 2012...if Rick Perry gets elected, I'm killing myself.
PocketSand420 4 months ago
Jon's brother Larry Leibowitz is the Chief Operating Officer (COO) of the New York Stock Exchange.
westwind85 4 months ago
I love how Americans laugh at this guy talking about how STUPID they all are LOL
guidomith 4 months ago
I think he looks more like Richard Lewis
friedrichgreycastle 4 months ago
Obama Tit Suckers: :-0
Most of Obama voters are Living off the government tit!
They are low life people that are able bodied, yet live off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.
The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.
paulstrong123 4 months ago
@paulstrong123 Actually, funny you should say that, most of the states with the highest amount of government aid vote republican.
SuperBacon64 1 month ago
@SuperBacon64 Like California? Who has voted Democratic since Reagan?
That statistic sounds false.
MrSihc 1 month ago
President Barack Obama is now the undisputed “Worst President in U.S. History.” He can place this award on his mantle next to the Nobel Peace Prize. :-(
As President, it is clear that Barack Obama is dangerously in over his head for he has no executive experience, no business experience, and no real world experience. As a Chicago community organizer, he has been thrust into the most important position in the world without the necessary skills to handle this crisis.
SOMEONE ELSE 2012! :-)
paulstrong123 4 months ago
@mrchristhechief read the freaking description. Jon Stewart in Miami - """""""""""""""""""""1996"""""""""""""""""". Talking about War with Iraq and Canada.
TheChosenBlox 4 months ago
funny-ass-dude
andrespereyda 4 months ago
He looks like Richard Lewis
MrJazz2607 5 months ago
His talking and comedy are really inspired by George Carlin. It's my first video of Stewart and it's funny how in this video Stewart is like the second Carlin in stand-up comedy. : D
UnitedStrong 5 months ago
Welcome to America, home of the whopper lol
gambart2002 5 months ago
Obama will be Toast in the 2012 Elections!
Not because Bush,Republican's,Scooby do, japan or any other bull shit he can try and dream up.
Because, He is in over his head! He is a freaking Clueless community organizer from the streets of Chicago. :-(
I understand you Lib's thought this man was GOD, I am sorry that your bubble was busted. He's just a robot that stops talking as soon as you kick the TelePrompTer over! :-(
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@paulstrong123 Just like Bush?
ReleasetheBats70 4 months ago
That's one sexy do.
KittySnowene 5 months ago
Jon Stewart is fucking hot!!!
acountnameonline55 5 months ago
Ron Paul was right again....fuck......
Tackleqb 5 months ago 3
You can do eeet (pffft that's where water boy got it :'D)
souprfarmergirl 5 months ago
He. Is. GORGEOUS! :)
AnabertaG 5 months ago
"Touch it. Please. You can do it."
Vaeviktis 5 months ago
"We have no business fighting in the middle east"
If only he knew what the future held for his country...
MacNcheese76 5 months ago 54
@MacNcheese76 its not exactly a new thing the West has been fighting in the Middle East for hundreds or thousands of years depending if you count 19th century as the beginning of the confllict or go all the way back to the Crusades. It's not that prophetic or ironic to talk about war with iraq and canada in 1996 - this was after the Gulf War and many previous conflicts between Jews/the West and Palestinians. You guys need to do some reading. The War in the Middle East didnt start with Bush!
Aegelana 2 months ago
@Aegelana you're right, it didn't start with bush. but the us as only really been involved with middle east since the 1940's. In any case it's been for oil from the very beginning. fucking conservatives...
backyardbeachbum 2 months ago
haha 15th educationally.....ahh if only that were still true today
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TheServiceWeb 6 months ago
Jon Stewart... still relevant.
judekasekamp 6 months ago
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Islam didn't start in Israel...
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SudanDawah 6 months ago
he's right. they would turn on us like rabid dogs if we refused to sell them "wood".
it wouldn't happen though because for one thing most of our people would want to help them if they needed "wood". for another thing, the same companies operate on both sides of the border, so the thing is rigged from the start.
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MzBeautydoll 6 months ago
lolol ....Macarena
nauris708 6 months ago
this is OK i guess
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@tjock18 you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. the proof is in books, not on maps. hinduism is the oldest organized religion in the world and has nothing at all to do with islam.
it pre-dates islam, judaism and christianity which essentially are "spin-offs" of each other.
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MRafh979 6 months ago
Oh MAANNN... He`s so HOT! God I hope he`ll be your president some day! and HEy...next time you`re in Israel...I`ll touch it! :))))
Tiza123m 7 months ago
"Home of the whopper" lol
weemonsterbtw 7 months ago
I respect this guy.
"Comedy Show with Jon Steeeeeeeeeeeewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart".
Islam came from Mecca, yep, but like he said, jerusalim is a holly place for all relegions or at least 3 of them.
techpals 7 months ago 3
@louisana3 I'm an American and I hear different people say all sorts of derogatory things about the united states and I honestly don't care. This is just stand up, its not meant to offend anyone.
patriot1521 7 months ago
islam is from Mecca in Saudi Arabia. christianity and judaism are from israel. get the facts right dude..
hankyimahara 7 months ago
I know this was long time ago and peoples view change but wat I wanna say is that it's never a smart idea to bring up religion. It will only create conflicts. and to brag about ones country is just asking for it... I'm Canadian and I'm offended by his portrayal of Canada. However I do like his standups.
louisana3 7 months ago
How is judaism a major religion? Fact: there are about 13.5 million Jewish adherents, while there are over 14 million Mormons, 23 million Sikhists, and of course 900 million Hindus. Hell, there are 850 million nonreligious folks in this world. I understand it's just a comedy routine, but come on. Judaism is not a major religion.
bassawash1 7 months ago
@bassawash1 Judaism is in fact a major religion due to the fact that has existed for milennia, alongside Christianity and Islam, It is also as widespread as those two. Mormons are an offshoot of Christian, and Hindu originated in Islam. I can guess Sikhism also originated from it too. The three major religions are really the three CORE religions. Hell, Judaism started Christianity. So, there. btw, I'm from a Christian family, so don't call bias on me.
tjock18 7 months ago
@tjock18 Hinduism is the oldest organized religion in human history. And according to your logic, Christianity and Islam wouldn't count as major religions because they themselves are spinoffs. As far as Sikhism and Islam, the original teachings of the gurus were only influenced by Dervish belief to a small degree, making Sikhism far from a spinoff of Islam. Further, one could argue that Judaism was influenced by Babylonian, Canaanite, Hurro-Semitic, and Egyptian mythology.
bassawash1 7 months ago
@tjock18 Hinduism is way older than Islam..
FloydIV 7 months ago
@F
Well technically, we believe that Islam has been around since the dawn of mankind (we have Adam's creation story in our canon as well), but people broke off from the religion to start their own variations on the faith. Hinduism is technically monotheistic, since all of the "gods" in the theology are simply different faces of the same Divine entity, which we monotheists call "God".
Krishna is considered to be a Muslim prophet, as well. We just believe that his message was misinterpreted.
yuptydoo 7 months ago
@tjock18 Hinduism did not come from Islam. Where the hell did you hear that? Hinduism is much much much older than all of your religons. And Hinduism, Buddhism and Sikhism are both larger than Judaisim. It only appears that these are the major religons because you are from a country where these are the majority religions.
HinduKush23 6 months ago
@HinduKush23 HInduism and Islam originate from more or less the same region. Proof of this is the fact that both Muslims and Hindus live in India and the surrounding countries together.
tjock18 6 months ago
@tjock18 Islam originated more closely to where Judaism and Christianity came from (Palestine and Saudi Arabia) than Hinduism (which started in India). The fact that there's a large population of muslims in India has nothing to do with it.
CoolerKing37 6 months ago
@tjock18 no they don't. Hinduism, Sikhism and Buddhism originate from India. Islam originated in the Arabian peninsula close to where Judaism and Christianity. The reason Muslims and Hindus live in India is because Muslims came from Central Asia and conquered and converted much of India. They aren't from the same region and they definitely aren't offshoots of each other
HinduKush23 6 months ago
@tjock18 what you're saying about Core religions isn't true except for in the case of the Mormons. Hinduism, Sikhism and Buddhism are completely different from Christianity, Islam and Judaism. And the guy you are replying to is stating the facts: there simply aren't enough Jews for it to be considered a major religion
HinduKush23 6 months ago
@HinduKush23 Judaism is a major religion. Population has nothing to do with it. Think about it. Hitler's Nazis murdered 6 million Jews. That dealt a major blow to the Jewish population. If that hadnt happened, there'd probably be a few dozen million Jews in the world today.
tjock18 6 months ago
lol he hella looks like jerry seinfeld
ecko3003 7 months ago
*Cheap marketing alert* There's a new Jon Stewart app out for the iphone/ipad, it delivers a daily quote from the man himself.
bm359 7 months ago
2:00
Braden92 7 months ago
"jesus, mohammed, and moses all went to the same high school" haha
BitterSweetBleu 7 months ago 2
wtf he looks like Jerry Seinfield.
samisab786 7 months ago 38
@samisab786 its the 90s, every jewish guy looked the same at that point
Zenosiscool 4 months ago
@samisab786 he looks like a jew
ozzthewise 4 months ago
@samisab786
argh!! you beat me to it!...4 months ago
thewhitezombie666 3 months ago
Try to pause at 7:09.
Kalana11 7 months ago
genius...
LordHines420 7 months ago
Touch it please touch it (Like Button) come on you can do it!
RuggedMindstate 7 months ago
"They don't even have an Army, just two guys on horseback, 'I'll save you!', that's it!"
SecretService80 8 months ago
111 people hate comedy.
mooseutoo 8 months ago
Now wonder he's so damn funny. PRACTICE!
taiyo888 8 months ago
First time I've ever seen Stewart do stand-up, he's great. Funny how he says he gets tired of the politics in his bit... he's the biggest political news junkie EVER!
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In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals*. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet.
diptdipt 8 months ago
david copperfield
danielfact 8 months ago
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MsH3LLq8 8 months ago
i understand if people are going to dog me for this but the reason why we're in the middle east is because america is an empire. the fight for freedom and democracy is basically a slogan used to gain the support of americans to run the campaigns. our true purpose of sending troops and bombing countries is to gain the consent of other countries to join our empire. its that simple. if you don't believe me just study the history of all major empires (especially rome), it's basically the same thing.
larry89 8 months ago
lol he sucks at accents
Theriot6592 8 months ago
...Touch it.
sarz444555 9 months ago
I am Israelie and this is not an Israelie accent at all!!I am supraised with Jon that he cant make good Israelie accent.
amirper2000 9 months ago
@amirper2000 why are you surprised? His comedy style is witty and ironic, not impressions.
votumseparatum1 9 months ago
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there will be peace in the Middle East.
AmaniAlsaied 9 months ago
did you guys sense a little george carlin at 4:15?
hhmspotatohead2 9 months ago 4
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Fuck you and fuck Jews who want always to brag about being Jewish. Why don't you guys leave religion at home you and you Moslem cousins. I bet you will all go to hell for doing what you do best, killing in the name of Moses.
TRUTHimplant 9 months ago
@TRUTHimplant you're funny.
ben030103 9 months ago
@TRUTHimplant autism speaks
hhmspotatohead2 9 months ago
@TRUTHimplant Idiocy has a name!
StillOBSESSED 9 months ago
@TRUTHimplant I wanna fuck you in the ass with a lamp.
nightterrors100 9 months ago
He has come a long way in his delivery. I am a fan but I seen many moons ago hes alot funnier nowadays. To bad hes still a pussy. Grow a pair Stewie.
peteardable 9 months ago
@peteardable lol says a guy over the internet
tasteflavored 9 months ago
I'll save you!
ChelleMYM 9 months ago
Jon Stewart with JET-BLACK HAIR. He really looks young.
FurudoGou 10 months ago
@FurudoGou Yeah. I think he's like 47 right now. His hair just said "Fuck this shit!"
bachthoven1685 9 months ago
It's like he's channeling George Carlin...
Milky111wtf 10 months ago
WHOA... HE TOTALLY LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE SEINFELD!!!
gski66 10 months ago
BOMB ISRAEL END of STORY
LostFREEDOM 10 months ago
Why does the label, holy land, evoke so much fear? You would think that with all the claims of these religions being peaceful, everyone won't be batshit scared of living there.
Xwowplaya 10 months ago
Man if this is from 1996, he was WAY ahead of his time joking about this stuff... I Always thought Stewart was a smart comic, same with Dave Chappelle, they're just ahead of their time... Nowadays most comedians just want short term laughs, but the way those 2 guys do it, they'll be funny for years to come!
canyoueatme24 10 months ago
Islam did not begin in Israel.
sugarfreelemonade 10 months ago 2
Somalia kicked you junkie ass
kalosanin 11 months ago 3
@kalosanin and that was AFTER the country had fallen in three years of war and it had NO army or even government! there was ONE clan in that country who fought the entire U.S army !
Conspiracyknowledge 10 months ago
The funny thing about the Israeli soldiers and the american girls with the "touch it", is absolutely true. When I went to Israel last Memorial Day, the soldiers that were with got bj's from some of the girls that were on our trip.
gsparkway324 11 months ago
It's pathetic that Americans aren't on the streets protesting, every single day, against these wars in the middle east.
danielmountain 11 months ago
@danielmountain Why aren't you protesting now instead of posting comments on YouTube?
CoolerKing37 11 months ago
@CoolerKing37 i no longer live in america. it isn't worth fighting for.
danielmountain 10 months ago
@danielmountain Now, THAT is pathetic...
CoolerKing37 10 months ago
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kike peice of shit i hate this fucking jew
republicanpatriot100 11 months ago
Cheers for the George Carlin Reference
Justatoxicmemory 11 months ago
What I think is great here is how Jon Stewart's politically-inclined commentary becomes a natural dialog with the audience in this video. It's easy. A lot of people want to think of comedy as an escape. But this is one of those fine examples where it is a decompression. Those who are laughing are also thinking about reality--something they would avoid doing (and would so be enabled/encouraged to do) with other social and media outlets.
concernedspectator 11 months ago 2
it's Palestine not israel
ronnie74413 11 months ago
@ronnie74413 Whatever it "is," the world would be better if it is Israel.
kiminokami 11 months ago
he looked like seinfeld when he was younger
vessc 11 months ago 36
@vessc I was thinking the same thing... good thing he doesn't now... Seinfeld is a douche.
martinaee 11 months ago
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JonasAnonym 6 months ago
@vessc He almost has the same falset-voice and he is jewish too!
JonasAnonym 6 months ago 3
@JonasAnonym
But he's much more sexy and funny.
annpetasupporter 5 months ago
@vessc they are both jews so the similarity is not a coincidence.
TheLifeDegenerator 5 months ago
actually islam began in mecca and medina, where muhammed lived, he never went to the land of israel in his entire life.
poo6dle6 11 months ago
@poo6dle6 yes he did lol
TheIslamicWarrior 11 months ago
funny stand up set, first stand up act of stewards i've seen, now i know why he was chosen for the daily show.
HBCjunke 11 months ago
My god he looks more like jerry seinfeld than jerry seinfeld.
DELPHIIII 1 year ago 5
jesus, mohammed and moses went to the same high school. lol. could you imagine that. each one with there own clique. :D
bettyboop17d 1 year ago 5
3:30 - 3:35
The most accurate answer one can give to that question lol (and I am a Canadian)
Fatcatnevercameback 1 year ago
I miss the Whopper : 9
arzgania 1 year ago
"i wanna care about that stuff, but i can't...." my how things change... looking forward to tonight's episode
plbernstein92 1 year ago 2
You can tell just by watching his stand up that he would make a great talk show host. Andddd now he is so i guess other people noticed then lol
jmsut321 1 year ago
wow Seinfeld sure was popular back then! Even Jon has his hair
0zziefan 1 year ago
@0zziefan
Glad I'm not the only person who noticed that.
Suzaku000 1 year ago
they are just both jews and it was the 90s.
TheCannabisKing 1 year ago
wow his hair lol
He's an awesome comedian, intelligent comedy is hard to find. (^_^)b
GIChiyo 1 year ago
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SceneRequest 1 year ago
I miss that Jersey accent.
tragic1Kingdom 1 year ago
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this is stupid and not funny
ashmanls9 1 year ago
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"Did you have a nice sandwich" ?
rehzon 1 year ago
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rehzon 1 year ago
he got old
freeburg100 1 year ago
Don't they at least have to get through England before they get to us? lmao!
lmsypj 1 year ago
jon stewart he's like a little dancing monkey he doesn't know enough history to make sense in what he says, his views are Bolshevist views. israel is not jerusalem, Israel was the name given to jacob by god. so funny :BigLaugh
TheMiamifuentes 1 year ago
@TheMiamifuentes what is wrong with having bolshevist views? maybe if you knew that much about history you would know that communism was the political sistem that helped with most social problems. i am not a communist, but i think that you can't deny that communism is a force of good in this world that is poorly understood and destroyed by some of the bad leaders like stalin and castro.
MrMentllet 1 year ago
@TheMiamifuentes ahahahhaha aww you're crying
arzgania 1 year ago
@TheMiamifuentes religion is poison.
arzgania 1 year ago
This is coming from Canada. Don't mess with the trees or we'll have to unleash the beavers. Be afraid Jon Stewart. Also huge fan!!!!!!
irow931 1 year ago 54
@irow931
Don't forget we'll hide in our igloos and throw a large double double in their face!
Moiez101 1 year ago
A person in show business like Stewart knows the psychology of the "common people" a lot more than some douchebag pundit on any of the cable news networks. God bless him for it.
BenBeanin 1 year ago
@BenBeanin yeah so he pulls your strings. Esau fools the world.
TheMiamifuentes 1 year ago
@BenBeanin funny cause he actually is a psychology major
Narutoagent 1 year ago
@joelbluminator thank you for agreeing. I mean, it doesn't take a genius to know that the Islam of today was created in Mecca and spread out of Saudi Arabia only after the Prophet's death, through the caliph's, into the world beyond. This guy should at least take his time to base his jokes on facts. His stand-up comedy would seem funnier if he did.
EstarothAvestas 1 year ago
lol, he really did look like Seinfeld back in the day.
and yea, this is sad, it's all still applicable today.
thestormlscoming 1 year ago
lol "didja have a nice sandwich?"
70909randomstuff 1 year ago
All still applys today.......sad.....we just dont learn
nexusarmstrong0117 1 year ago 100
@nexusarmstrong0117 and even more so today
darkraider47 10 months ago
@nexusarmstrong0117
Applies*
MattyHild 9 months ago
Jon Stewart
come to maine its coon season all year long
you brain dripping asshole
Trimixtech 1 year ago
year i was born he should do more stand up
freeburg100 1 year ago