Have you ever killed anyone? pang pang pang!! slam!! pang pang pang!! dong!! smack!! knife kill!! crack!! slam!! slam!! double slam!! drrrrrrr!! pang!! booooom!! pang pang!! drrrrrr drrrrrr!! blowwwwwww!! boooom baaaam!! drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! you're fired, ahhhhhh, boooooooooooooom!! yes, ba de we a bad.
Actually Tom Arnold ordered the air strike, sooo again, not all Arnie kills. Tom had to get Arnie's approval to order them in, but Tom placed the order.
nah, she let herself go since then...whatever though. it's her body; at least she can say she used to have a body (and what a body). i think i said body three times (not counting this one)
Only bad people
robotchickenrules1 9 months ago
ahhh classic movie
biomecaNICK 1 year ago
Yeah but they were all bad! ahuahuahuauahauh
VideoUploaderr 1 year ago
very good
FuseAccelerator 1 year ago
he didn't kill the dogs at 0:13.
443kratos 1 year ago
Filmão!
somaliaable 1 year ago
That was quite funny :-D
thekingsean92 1 year ago
i wanna fuck jamie lee curtis
soetlimpa 1 year ago 2
@soetlimpa Shes like 50 something now and ugly...
coryboy345 1 year ago
Great video dude
johnnyblazetb82 1 year ago
They don't make them like they used to. This movie was awesome!!
kikkoman1231 1 year ago
TheFartking90 1 year ago 4
That's pretty much the entire movie
WatchMyAwesomeVideos 1 year ago
hahahahahhhah so meany people die
props =]
alienfetusllc 1 year ago
great video. best action movie of all time.
macdaddy4591 1 year ago
jamie lee curtis in this film = COUGAR
theliberator1 1 year ago 4
A few of those kills were not Arnies.
tamaninja00 2 years ago
they are all arnies' kills.
he also ordered the air strike on the trucks on the bridge so it also counts
GeneralGrin 2 years ago
Actually Tom Arnold ordered the air strike, sooo again, not all Arnie kills. Tom had to get Arnie's approval to order them in, but Tom placed the order.
tamaninja00 2 years ago
5 seconds huh?
flaminhotz5 2 years ago
thats hilarious
hassan2341231 2 years ago
ye bu the ere oo ba!
desan476 2 years ago
This movie is sooooooo awesome you can't do it in 5 secs....
eegcmnaes 2 years ago 4
missing Arnold going "You're fired" before shooting the guy on that rocket.
"You're fired."
best Arnold one-liner ever.
mseales 2 years ago 7
i saw it once on youtube .does someone have the link?
Andre4OOO 2 years ago
haha that was good
crucialconflict02 2 years ago
WOW~!
0suitsamus2 2 years ago 3
I married rambo
bcouce 3 years ago 37
lol this should be the trailer for True Lies - makes me want to watch the movie now
Dodgy9000 3 years ago 8
Wish Osama was stuck to that missile
LordAkira 3 years ago 13
hey man what did osama ever do to you.. oh.. right.. nevermind.
lilfrnz 2 years ago 18
he never did anything to most of us
Newbpwng 2 years ago
Friggin brilliant!
LordAkira 3 years ago 4
have ever killed anyone yeah but they were all bad i married rambo
ifraheem756 3 years ago
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venividivici4ever 3 years ago
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yeah but they were all bad"
LOL
EMUmonster 3 years ago 6
good stuff but could have at least show a quick scene of J. Lee ass. lol
Trikkerman3 3 years ago 3
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hubbardinho31 3 years ago
that's what the title says
GeneralGrin 3 years ago
HERE COMES ARNIE!!
Chosenviper 3 years ago
''I married Rambo.''
oTHREATZo 3 years ago 3
lol
machinimarr011025 3 years ago
i love this movie.
cancerl233 3 years ago 2
very nice but a bit to much kill's i almost forgot the clue:P
knalert 3 years ago 2
"Yeah, but they were all bad"!
swordmaniac82 3 years ago 4
pretty much the same thing as commando in 5 seconds.
still funny though
dandandamattressman 3 years ago
XD
Saw it comin. But still AWESOME!
darken27 3 years ago
Made me laugh
Deniyall 3 years ago
First phrase -------> some freaking action--------> another phrase that make some confrontate with the first one.
Do something original
braun3812 3 years ago
really? was that what happened?
numbingpain 3 years ago
LMAO!!!
haman90 3 years ago
lol
- have you ever killed anyone?
bang bang boom smack crack blada boom snap crash
- yea but they were all bad
ButterKnife90 3 years ago 4
SNAP CRACKLE POP!
Jumpi95 3 years ago
Looks more like a trailer than a typical funny '5 second' movie.
mitrooper 3 years ago 3
HAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
BuddhaMaster84 3 years ago
nice vids but too long ;>
max ~25 seconds !
donahu85 3 years ago
yup, 20 seconds less, skip some of the long deaths and it would have been even better.
Also, Jamie Lee Curtis at the end.... rawr.
MadsterV 3 years ago 3
A little bit longer than 5 seconds, but still freakin hilarious
tsunamipanda05 3 years ago
I married rambo lol!
iviru 3 years ago
Ther IZ NO BATHRUMM You pychopathic bitch!
BlueRushMan 3 years ago
yeah to make this really really funny you should just have him slamming the dogs together!!!! now THAT would be hilarious!
dloverise 3 years ago
its in 0:13
GeneralGrin 3 years ago
sure....I mean JUST have that in it and nothing else. The shortest of these tend to be the funniest....like the titanic one!
dloverise 3 years ago
The slamming of the two dogs together is the best part.
LMAO!!!
JWman1456 3 years ago
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.... That wasn't five seconds!
ChukkovProductions 3 years ago
hahahahahah
neverhadachoice 3 years ago
i have to thank you for not putting jamie lee curtis' strip scene in there.
erikjohnnn 3 years ago
I found it pretty hot
gcarney6 3 years ago
Hahahaha!! AWESOME!
SST610 3 years ago 2
oh wow that made me laugh my al time favourite movie in 49 seconds!!! dude!!!
wademalrae 3 years ago
thats a good movie.
jacko39 3 years ago
I know they're never really five seconds, but this was WAY too long.
CountArtha 3 years ago
You can't really shorten it to five seconds without destroying the joke.
Trixilver 3 years ago 3
LOL
LJM4U 3 years ago
haha lol have u ever killed anymore, loads of killing, yeah but they were all bad funny
power163 3 years ago
damn jamie lee curtis had jugs back then
TXP9 4 years ago 7
She still has jugs, albeit a bit older.
markbart 3 years ago 2
nah, she let herself go since then...whatever though. it's her body; at least she can say she used to have a body (and what a body). i think i said body three times (not counting this one)
TXP9 3 years ago
arnold would never kill puppies...right?
necros782 4 years ago 3
WRONG!
AStopMotionChannel 4 years ago 7
He actually didn't kill the dogs, you see them run off...
MarkosRagnos 4 years ago 2
i wasnt even being serious, lol
AStopMotionChannel 4 years ago 2
im sure they were all bad
warrior4641 4 years ago 3
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
*total destruction* lol
NEPatriots13 4 years ago 4
No its not a tuma!! oh wait..
You are fyred!
kotor87 4 years ago 3
no its not a tuna! oh wait!
Its a salmon! You're fired!
ofvolei 4 years ago
lol i liked that movie
schfiftyfivehundydoo 4 years ago 3
lol at the end "i married Rambo!"
hockeydave95 4 years ago 5
"Yoor Fayed!"
SmiertSpionem 4 years ago 4
mhmm i should be "True lies in 39sec"
Htidkiller 4 years ago
Wow he did kill a lot of people! Yeah but they were all bad, lol.
Cerberus664 4 years ago 2
rotflol
EnterpriseKnight 4 years ago
That was more than 5 secs lol
arnabdas56 4 years ago
yeah but they were all bad.lmao
blockerstumpy 4 years ago 3
haha
mysterymirror 4 years ago