GameSpot Reviews - Bayonetta

[MultiTiger5000]

Men, we all know why we came here.

[smilingmaskedturtle1]

i swear, its more about keeping guys hard now adays, not just entertained. im walking proof of this.

[Thefloorhugger]

good game i was surprised but its really good

[MrMercerX]

This is GODHAND with a woman

[gameray11]

for the first 30 sec i was like wtf was that?

[MrJohneblaze82]

This is such a weird looking game. It reminds me of one of those crazy Japanese Anime series lol.

[limitsora69]

@MrJohneblaze82 if you don't like anime, you won't find it as awesome, but rent it, since it'll get you hard within 3 minutes

TROLOLOL

[MrJohneblaze82]

@limitsora69 I will just have to check this game out then LMAO.

[curiousepegasus]

1:59 she sounds like Amanda Evert (Kath Soucie) from Tomb Raider!

[169Phoenix]

After been trapped for 500 years I bet you she's horny as fuck lol

[llparasitell]

@169Phoenix hahahahahaha

[CrispyJell]

DAT ASS

[arcerus22]

O.O............Damn

thats all i haveta say

[MrPibePlay]

i watch this for the ass XD

[GrenAcid]

OMFG! game with smal dick complex writhen all over it.Crawl back to your cave....and die.

[KWelch60]

i played the demo. bad game.

[TechUnadept]

the game is desighned to be played one handed. yeah.

[travisbryan92]

i can proably fap to this

[TheAnimefan112]

About the lwoer quality on the PS3: that's because the game was made for the xbox360 and then ported to the ps3.

ps3 is ALOT more difficult to make games for since it has it's own programming language.

Games that can be played on both consoles will look better on xbox360 a few times, but exclusives for the ps3 have the best visual quality overall (mgs4 for example).

[topografer]

This game is why we play games! Style, fun and pure gameplay allll oooverr theee plaaaceeee!!

[Ezldor]

cheap trick to get views

last video i watch by gamespot.

[hitwist5]

@Ezldor fag

[intel1g3ntmovem3nt]

@hitwist5 perv

[WackyFunkMunster]

Dat ass

[sajomd]

i was thinking that bayonetta is a fps

[loltesnexus]

at 4:46 on the dot you can actually see the slit of her vagina.

[ryankhan11]

What the fuck?! It plays better on xbox 360... why the fuck?!

[Zoran54321]

@ryankhan11 It was due to poor coding for the PS3 version. I think they fixed it completely with a patch

[ryankhan11]

@Zoran54321 oh coo. good cos ive ordered it (y)

[LordofKings135]

@ryankhan11 It's because some publishers get lazy on the development side for the PS3. It is easier to develop a game for the Xbox, so they make it on that system first and than port it over to the PS3. In some cases it can be detrimental to the PS3 version and is why most multiplatform games look the same on each console, but PS3 exclusives have the best graphics.

[ryankhan11]

came here cos of the tumbnail

[Scarecrow896]

@johnnyrosales1990 everything:-L

[johnnyrosales1990]

xbox owns

[MrGdawg818]

are you high

xbox has never had a better version of a game then the ps3

never played it but im calling bullshit on that

[razzp25]

@MrGdawg818 This is better... And dont start me... you will lose...

[MrGdawg818]

@razzp25 fuck you

[razzp25]

@MrGdawg818 I already fucked your mother...

[MrGdawg818]

@razzp25 i can tell how old you are based on your impertinence, use of grammar in your first response, and because that last response is inextricably tied with nonsensical brain dead idiots.

go bitch about hacks on mw3 while you wait for your balls to drop. you immature fuck.

do not expect another response.

[razzp25]

@MrGdawg818 Jeg kneppede stadig din mor...

[razzp25]

@MrGdawg818 Try to understand that arrogant American...

[rockyheart609]

does this game has BurningPeopleAndMonstersAndCut­ThemInHalfTude on it ??

[UnivingIshiro]

Bayonnetta's ass call me here!

[shimmeringbloodfeast]

most epic action game OF ALL TIME

[6xtbirk]

this devil may cry with a hot bitch :) DEVIL MAY BONE would be better tittle :)

[Koryo8]

i rented it, i hated it

[richyrich356]

who else came here for the ass?

[Fattieman2]

@richyrich356 yupp

[irgunraflpwnu]

hands down second best game iv ever played.....and thats only cuz ocarina of time cheats by being perfect

[Zombied817]

her and kratos should have childrens

[TheS2pidmuffin]

this game is not for me every 5 minutes i stop and fap

[dajam9035]

@TheS2pidmuffin xD

[DII117]

Ass...

[eejhardy]

can we see her naked?

[SparksMentalz]

Lots of satanic stars twirling around in this joint, lol, nice cartoon booty though

[ihaIove]

@oboyy On the PS3 you should get the option to install the game on your hard drive which makes the loading times from pausing and picking up items all but gone. Framerate issues however still pop up occasionally but do nothing at all to detract from the overall experience, IMO.

[oboyy]

is the PS3 version fixed? If so I'll get this game, could anyway give me some insight

[itisosama8]

@oboyy yes it is

[oboyy]

@itisosama8 So no more crappy fps drops and loading times?

[shubhankar2508]

"PURE FUN! That's Vanquish in a nutshe-"

Oh wait, wrong game.

[gamerdude222]

The certain fact that this game was made by Sega made me shit bricks. But i instantly fell in love with this game.

[CroSSGuardXX]

@gamerdude222 Platnum games,SEGA only published this

[MrJameses123]

we all knew why we came there wink wink

[Lonewolf3000X]

@MrJameses123 ASS!!!!

[PacoTheMuffinman]

@MrJameses123 ASS

[Hornystick]

If this game were available to PC i would've bought right now!

[DdeadPsy]

this game must be the devil may cry reboot

[nintendude57]

just bought this game right now!!! ummm..i've played it for an hour or two!! IT KICKS ASS!!

[steveN111333]

How do you do those combo's at the end on the loading screens !?!?!?! the one where she spreads her legs is awesome :)

[psp2s2]

Linking Combos in this game isnt as easy as in Devil May Cry 4 and 3 but sure is fucking hilarious and satisfying when its done xD

[dpyxl]

I want Bayonetta 2

[ZakX11]

A God of War IS an untrained button masher

[Jiyaijo]

@ZakX11 Nah, God of War has sweet combo's as well. Great magic too, but Bayonetta's gameplay beats it. This is just crazy!!

[ZakX11]

@Jiyaijo ?

The guy said this game is user friendly even if the gamer is a god of war or an untrained button masher.

So I said a god of war is an untrained button masher.

[Jiyaijo]

@ZakX11 Ehh..no.

[Jonesyntube]

Oh yeah and if you beat the game you get to see Bayonetta get down and dirty! :P

[Jonesyntube]

Looooooove this game!!! Anybody familiar with Devil May Cry will dig this. ;-)

[ampboiflorida]

@Jonesyntube Unfortunately people hate this game calling it a copy, if only they knew that the creator of this made DMC. dumb ass bitches hating on such beauty and breast and booty

[TheNintendofan321]

@ampboiflorida You mean Hideky Kamiya?

[ampboiflorida]

@TheNintendofan321 yes

[iAmHikaru32]

i came here for the ass

[omardude9]

reminds me off DmC

[cyberbemon]

@omardude9 its made by the original DMC creator !

[Napalmkeitin]

I JUST CANT BELIEVE HE MADE ANOTHER GOW COMPARISION -.-

[bourky93]

@Napalmkeitin Is that a bad thing? At the end of the day, anyone who is even slightly inclined to play a hack'n'slash game would have picked up God of War at some point. He only goes off that game because it is a reliable reference point and it easily tells us just how over the top and good the game is (because it is). It's exactly the same as comparing FPS games to BattleField or CoD. It's simply a well known game within everyone's frame of reference.

[Jamariparish1]

thumbs up if you just clicked on this cuz u saw an ass

[shonenjumpfan]

The most underrated action game ever made. If you haven't played this, THEN FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE!

[TheMatrixLogOut]

@shonenjumpfan +1, game is fun-fuckin'-tastic. Started playing it yesterday, I'm at chapter XII atm. The game's great, it's suprior to both the GoW&Devil May Cry franchises, it's sad that it's so underrated.

[razzp25]

@shonenjumpfan I agree this games rules... I dont care how ridicioules it is... The action rules!

[badboy51826]

@shonenjumpfan this game sucks sorry to say dmc owns bayonetta

[shonenjumpfan]

@badboy51826 Bayonetta runs circles around DMC.

[danie2332123]

@shonenjumpfan Nope. This game sucks!

[AarinHikaKao]

@danie2332123 You've piqued my interest. What was so bad about it? I absolutely LOVE Bayonetta for it's hilarious story, ridiculous combat system and its impossibly large bosses.

[shonenjumpfan]

@danie2332123 You'll understand why it's great when your older. Go play your little games and leave the insane for the adults.

[pedrod9basket]

@shonenjumpfan u mad bro, I'm on the PC ^.^

[shonenjumpfan]

@pedrod9basket No, you can play with your PC. I'll just be over here playing the better games.

[pedrod9basket]

@shonenjumpfan wow, your fanboy level of this game is unheard of

[shonenjumpfan]

@pedrod9basket This game makes my dick ROCK HARD!

[pedrod9basket]

@shonenjumpfan looking at the first gameplay scene of the review, I can see why :P

[NDC2851]

cheesus crust ... how the hell did i ended up here?! and what the hack it that .... ?! this game makes the bayonet (wich is a realy cool and useful part o a assault rifle) sound gay

[DrJimbo3212]

@NDC2851 Actually buddy, thats called a bayonet. Two different things...dumbass

[sordsmen3456]

0:11

[TD5X]

6:10 "sure"

[sen2thegiv]

Typo...I meant Touche.

[sen2thegiv]

@tcrpgfan touched. You are absolutely right. Easy better than DMC 4. And I'm a huge fan of DMC. But, I give credit where it's due.

[djoe331]

I would love to see this awesome game on Steam (PC) please ^^

[TD5X]

@djoe331 steam sucks

[P0PTArrtSxD]

Rated E for Everyone :D

[TheS2pidmuffin]

bayonetta ...mhh... i heard you could control this porno...

[GunsouAfro]

I'll stick to a real action game like Devil May Cry, No More Heroes, or God Of War. I don't play pornos.

[LxMeconate]

@GunsouAfro

Wow, talk about reviewing before even playing.

[Seiferzed]

spanking demons on their ass to defeat them ? nah ... i wish she gives each one of them a blowjob instead

[EkajTheSwordsman]

I think this game's combat system is far better than Devil May Cry. And stop complaining about how hard it is. Its more rewarding that way.

[timwalkerderby]

If you don't like this because of seeing her get her clothes off them you should see a doctor.

[MrInFAMOUSVideos]

Much better then IGN's review

[TheHephaestus16]

@MrInFAMOUSVideos learn english then you can talk down on people,stupid fanboy

[MrInFAMOUSVideos]

@TheHephaestus16 My English was perfect. Coming from the one that doesn't start their sentence with a capital, doesn't use a comma after English, where it should go, and doesn't capitalise the word English. Also you're taking IGN's side, which is the worst thing you can do. Fuck off.

[TheHephaestus16]

@MrInFAMOUSVideos you miss spelled again

[MrInFAMOUSVideos]

@TheHephaestus16 Where? Show me. You know you were in the wrong in the first place and "you miss spelled again" was the best comeback you could come up with. Oh and btw, misspelled is one word you fucking idiot.

[TheHephaestus16]

@MrInFAMOUSVideos AND THREE AND YOU'RE OUT!!!

[MrInFAMOUSVideos]

@TheHephaestus16 Lol, you know i proved you wrong. That was the best you had i'm assuming. Oh well, stop wasting my time.

[TheHephaestus16]

@MrInFAMOUSVideos the funny thing is that you don't know how weak your english is

[assassin6637]

was 0:11 to 0:15 necessary? Aren't we ready for games that take women seriously? I am and I can't wait for the new Tomb Raider ^^

[MichaelMyers87]

This game sucked and was boring. The controls/gameplay was too complicated. And there were always certain combos that youd have to pull off to beat certan enemies, only they were too hard to pull off. One of the most overrated games ever. Plus there was no story or splot development. The story was confusing as hell. I got bored after a while but kept playing anyways. But then i was fed up with having to do this same bullshit hard combo to take some fuckers out so i broke the game disc in half.

[Conjulo]

@MichaelMyers87 thats because you fuckin' suck lololol

[wittynameguy]

This game is bad azz! Totally fun and gets funner. This is created by the develpr of the original DMC , and it shows, this plays the way DMc4 shoulda. The controls are super fluid, intuitive and great over the top action. Must get for people who like games like GoW , DmC, Etc..

And stick with xbox version the ps3 has bugs, and horrible load times

[lannazazaz]

lmao "ive got a fever... and the only cure is more dead angels!" wtf? XD

[geymer7979]

i hate this game!i couldnt pass first couple level from my just antipathy to main hero scenario! and this game has a ton of fan service and main hero just waits to get her clothes OFF and I hate those Perv moments!!!

[sirenomany666]

@geymer7979 gay

[shimmeringbloodfeast]

@geymer7979 gay boy

[geymer7979]

@shimmeringbloodfeast if i am not a perv this doesnt mean i am gay you asswhole

[minzal]

This game is made by the Creator of DMC, obviously it'll be a amazing game!

[jkira69]

it doesnt make sense for ps3 to run lower than xbox. not that i care i have both

[shimigami30]

@jkira69 Yes it does, It only has 1core 8Spe's, 7 if you don't count the security one. Xbox360 has 3double cores, and they have more ram as well.

[cheddar07]

@jkira69 I think it was developed for 360 and ps3 came as an afterthought making it badly optimized for the system. because when it comes to raw power the PS3 wins.

[StarkillerQue]

Like this if you think bayonetta looks like Tina Fey lmfao

[25KingWarren]

its the same this as devil may cry but with a girl dante

[JUlCEnCOLA]

Hahahahahha, i couldnt help but laugh at the intro because of the sensual moaning lol

[EpicBunty]

*Review opens up with the sexy nude bayonetta*

*shuts down the review and buys the game*

[ipsilont7]

@EpicBunty Sex sells lol.

[sal19921]

most reviewers nver mention the diffcultiy of this game. the game is too hard on HARD mode

[mjshere]

@sal19921 it's not

[kirielvids]

its an anomaly. a game that looks better on 360 than ps3. i cant take it. *head explodes*

[shimigami30]

@kirielvids That's nothing new -.- The slim now has much better graphics :P

[drplbiftin]

ridiculosity? LOL

[WikiSorcerer]

There should be somewone on Youtube showing people how to do fictional fighting styles, starting with bayonetta's.

[4lifepmk]

would anyone like to gameshare by giving me their info

[wally09871]

If it was an exclusive, it would be perfect 10 and action game for 2010

[AyZeD]

looks ALOT like DMC

[FZstation]

that is sexy...

[MrHUddin]

God of Whore

[JMetalify]

@MrHUddin

Wow... How clever -_-

[0820patjr]

This game hands down is the best hack and slash game I have ever played! So much better than the last Devil may cry games (except for the first one ofcourse). The story is actually pretty good, the boss fights are huge and jaw dropping. This game leaves a lasting impression and If you dont like this game either you have no pulse or your not from this planet, LOL.

[tcrpgfan]

@0820patjr yes sad how the DMC games most beloved by the fanbase are also the ones that the director of bayonetta made. Also, it is really sad how a lot of the really basic aspects of bayonetta draw inspiration from the original DMC. That being said, bayonetta still kicks far more ass than DMC4.

[sonikku35]

@0820patjr That last comment is a little one sided, but I pretty much agree with you. It's an amazing game, the enemy designs are awesome, the combat is fun, and the humor is well, funny. The only people who wouldn't like this game at least remotely are old catholic nuns, but that's just because of the angel killing part xD

[sucarnie]

this game reminds me of some weird anime lol

[sucarnie]

lol she devil may cry

[ssssstatic]

i dnt get y they make a big deal for ps3's version of the game. i hav it for ps3 and i dnt c any problems with it... if all they can say is tht it doesnt look as good as the 360 thn thts not a reason rlly

[XRaPeRiToX]

@ssssstatic LOL oh now is not a big deal right? you ps3 fags are hilarious because the only thing ya are always bragging about is ya stupid blu-ray graphics!. but like i keep telling you fools the 360 version is almost always the superior one because 360 is just way more popular and game developers put alot more time into it!. so stop crying because this game is superior on the 360 LOL, i bet that hurts your mighty blu-ray pride doesn't it?.