"Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind who has had a record in the Top 10? Can you? They have produced nothin' in the way of literature".....
This is superb British humour. I cannot get enough of it. They don't make them like this anymore. "I didn't see whales comin' up with the Union Jack sayin' we'll fight the Bosch"...
Hey,my dad thought his family was from Wales, He even used to support the rugby team and all.
He's since found out that they were from Lancashire.Close, but not the same.
So these days when our mighty All Blacks are slaughtering the rest of the world at rugby,I point out to him that fact,and all the fecker can say now is "its not the same as when I liked Rugby, laddy!
@withnail555 that's half the fun of it the real animosity between the two of them, made the humour even more edgy and outrageous. They wouldn't of been half as funny if that friction hadn't existed. Double comedy acts not getting on aren't unusual in show business: Albert and Costello is one and so was Peter Cook and Dudley Moore and many others. The only comedians that I can think of that did get along with each other were Laurel and Hardy and was an exception to the rule.
i think duds mum was dying of cancer ........pete was getting nasty .........yeah they were both pissed but he always seems to bully him in a kind of jealous way.......probably about the relationship dud had with his mum..and petes far more masogenistic.............still funny as fuck as is a good 85% of what they did.............rip guys
think ppl need to watch the story of pete and duds relationship..........he really was kind od schizo towards dud when hed had a drink...........peter cook was a nasty drunk.......but if u werent in the firing line of his caustic humour.....it was funny......por dud took the brunt of his wit on many occassions.....ppl here obv never listened to much of their derek and clive stuff....seems like maybe 1 cd their mate had .and they shared half a joint between them ..well didnt wanna whitey...
"Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind who has had a record in the Top 10? Can you? They have produced nothin' in the way of literature".....
This is superb British humour. I cannot get enough of it. They don't make them like this anymore. "I didn't see whales comin' up with the Union Jack sayin' we'll fight the Bosch"...
vanessamcqueen11 4 months ago
Save me from all those CUNTS that wish to save everything!!!!!
RedWineRonny 5 months ago
"Stick your H up your arse, mate! Have you got a national anthem? No!"
God these guys have me in stitches every time i watch them.
Metallicat8888 1 year ago
Clive is a very cruel man.
He is also very realistic.
He behaves exactly like many people I've had the (dis) pleasure to work with.
But at least he knows his arse from his elbow.
Most importantly,he is honest,which is a dying art indeed!
neohip 1 year ago
@neohip Fuck off to Whales. Go eat plankton!!
vicpur 6 months ago
@vicpur
Hey,my dad thought his family was from Wales, He even used to support the rugby team and all.
He's since found out that they were from Lancashire.Close, but not the same.
So these days when our mighty All Blacks are slaughtering the rest of the world at rugby,I point out to him that fact,and all the fecker can say now is "its not the same as when I liked Rugby, laddy!
neohip 6 months ago
@vicpur
Whale unite, whales will fight, whales will go on eating plankton!
neohip 4 months ago
@TheChapaqua he"s got a foreskin, much be the top half!
dan32113 1 year ago
love
dizz1 1 year ago
@withnail555 that's half the fun of it the real animosity between the two of them, made the humour even more edgy and outrageous. They wouldn't of been half as funny if that friction hadn't existed. Double comedy acts not getting on aren't unusual in show business: Albert and Costello is one and so was Peter Cook and Dudley Moore and many others. The only comedians that I can think of that did get along with each other were Laurel and Hardy and was an exception to the rule.
thelearner60 1 year ago 2
Whales are fucking stupid! can you mention 1 whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top 10! can you! luv it
mrpaulpickles 2 years ago
Pavarotti? Elvis? (in his later years)
Elton john has become a bit of a whale...
shinigami19xx 2 years ago
@shinigami19xx Beached whales were they?
thelearner60 1 year ago
Magic. Hooray for Pete and Dud. It's always hard to watch though, you can cut the atmoshere with a knife!
withnail555 2 years ago
i think duds mum was dying of cancer ........pete was getting nasty .........yeah they were both pissed but he always seems to bully him in a kind of jealous way.......probably about the relationship dud had with his mum..and petes far more masogenistic.............still funny as fuck as is a good 85% of what they did.............rip guys
slappedcheek 3 years ago
do you mean mysoginistic
jimmywires500 2 years ago
think ppl need to watch the story of pete and duds relationship..........he really was kind od schizo towards dud when hed had a drink...........peter cook was a nasty drunk.......but if u werent in the firing line of his caustic humour.....it was funny......por dud took the brunt of his wit on many occassions.....ppl here obv never listened to much of their derek and clive stuff....seems like maybe 1 cd their mate had .and they shared half a joint between them ..well didnt wanna whitey...
slappedcheek 2 years ago 2
"pete hates jews", what the fuck are you on about you pillock.
IndependentGeorge76 3 years ago 6
Lord Longford gives me the fucking horn. I reckon it's the way he does his hair - thank the lord for bad language!
christschinwon 3 years ago
msn?
slappedcheek 3 years ago
they've produced nothing by the way of literature. It's on dvd and here so, er, easily on ur hard drive!
roverspaul 3 years ago
Genius. Only have this on VHS
UniweriaZekt 3 years ago
@UniweriaZekt Its on DVD on Amazon.
thelearner60 1 year ago
Uhhhh . . . okay.
Thanks for sharing that
Tasutpen 4 years ago