Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3 - DigitalPh33r Commentary (Machinima)

[LobsterOfDeath]

linkin park really sucks but its a stage for everyone

too bad that not everyone goes past this stage and stays there forever

[Roxas7821]

SOUTH PARK KICKS ASS!!!

[GoFigureOfficial]

penis

[scarehead4]

your awsome and all, but linken park kicks your ass and your moms ass

[RogerToledo32]

So wait wait wait he made a "Master Chief sucks at Halo 2"? Because I tried looking it up and it never showed up.

[Randomer876]

@RogerToledo32 no its not a Sequel it says he sucks at HALO (3) :)

[kingcedrick1]

@Randomer876 it is a sequel its a trilogy buddy

[Zexis0710]

This is an amazing series, but I don't think you're the best commentator, heh :P

[JR21117]

mai fukking videio wont loaod

[BenGCPersall]

Unreal tournament on crack.

[givemeCOD]

r u h8in on ur own vid?

[MasturrCheef]

im soooo gud i thinke u r mistaeken and sum1 maed me look liek a n00b

[MasterRow116]

@MasturrCheef lllolooolloolollolol yur n0t maZ7ur chii3f 1 4m >:(

[lDGlHax0r]

Those guys gamertags you were talking about in the beginning, if they watch this, they'd probablly be shitting their pants because who wouldn't if you were starred in the video that started the epicness that is Arby N the Chief

[ZevTheDev]

Epsiode 2 have been disabled! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[343TheSentient]

@ZevTheDev omg wtf bbq

[BashinSkullz]

Ahaha, you sound like such a douche in this, even if it's unintentional.

"I get a lot of emails but I don't read them, whatever."

[LBOGaming]

@BashinSkullz I have 3 email accounts but don't check them AT ALL (dead serious)

[ninjagaidenfreak08]

i agree on the linkin park thing i use to like it but i hate it rofl even crawling myself

[TheWhole9Yards1001]

that was smart what you did digitalph33r. arbiter being intelligent serves as a charactar foil to master chief. and without their completly opposite personalities, this show would be lame. Thanks for creating just about the best fanmade series ever.

[girlwithadarkside]

you has a helmet awsomeness

[MethuenKidd978]

DigitalQu33r

[KaiYatTheElite]

don't you have a halo 3 arby and chief

[ericmarshall19]

TO ALL THOSE BITCHING ABOUT ADS EITHER

1. GET ADBLOCK FOR GOOGLE CHROME OR FIREFOX

2. STOP BITCHING AND STFU

[tacomanlivs2]

@ericmarshall19 amen

[7heAre7s]

Bloody Black Ops ads...

[THEFALLEN093]

Linkin park are my favourite band ever and crawling annoys me too i like lp now cus there not like nu metal like they used 2 be

[yourmumscat117]

hey i watched its a wonderful live and i no how u feel i got out of the map on halo reach and everyone started asking me how and some said i was fucking retard cause it wasnt actully getting out but it was and south park is my favorite show to lololololoolololoolllololoolol­ololoolololol

[TheZACtheGUY]

0:40 buttrape! :DD

[BOSpally]

Will you add me on Xbox Live?My gamertag is Rgvhunter07 I think your videos are the shit by the way :D.

[THEFALLEN093]

only the old linkin park songs are overused i would love to see people using there new stuff like iridescent or waiting for the end

[BigMuf3zPi]

lol like how he sez happy face

[xkruulx]

should have used drowning pool

[doofisondeeds]

linkin park is for kids going through puberty

[segin2005]

@doofisondeeds Precisely, that's why he used it, to make fun of exactly those kids going through puberty.

[devindidthis]

is there gonna be a masterchief suck at halo reach?

[Pliskin47]

@devindidthis yes, lol

[EwanM10]

lol "its like playing unreal tournement on crack"

[Eldiablowithtalons]

0:01 to skip adds

[ConnorthatBastard]

crawling is actually a decent song. i like it. but that let the bodies hit the floor song is so fucking overused.

[Vforceboy]

lol blow me retards

[duckieebeatd0wn]

thumbs up for Jon

[thetreeregimovies]

@oreomario73 SAME WITH ME! :O

[SergeantBagel]

Jon sounds really bored in the commentary...

[NoobPwner2448]

I remember when the h3 ad was on like all the time

[sweetcucumbers]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha­hahahaahahlolololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololoolololololol­ololololololololololololololol­olololololololoololoololololol­olololololololoollolololololo arby ''n'' the chief cool.  my n is james. post me

[protestifications]

it is decided...i shall make.....A MONTAGE

ROFL XD

[Colosuss13]

I have to admit when I first got Halo 3 I made a bunch of custo games with those exact settings. Everyone did it when they first got it and thought it was so fun

[KyleAB5000]

I WANT YOUR KEYBOARD

[Jsavolainen]

MUST... BUY.... PUMA GEAR!

[crockroks32]

i dont say he is retarded just because he drop the camera doesnt mean he is stupid its just he small and a ACTION FIGURE so how would hold the camera perfectly

[halo3nerd77]

why does 1337 mean elite?

[aauron34]

@halo3nerd77 because 1337 is leet in some internet language and leet is short for elite.

[maxwella9]

@halo3nerd77 it's just slang for saying you are elite in something , not an actual halo elite. just xbox elite or something, WOAh man that kill was leet! right

[Cornzix]

30 sec adv? lol...

[MrExtendet]

unnreal tournament on crack :'D rofl

[xzpureskillzxz]

linkin park the fucking best

[StclairZak]

@xzpureskillzxz said the angsty 16 year old(which i doubt)

[iTouchMason]

bla l bla shut the f**k up

[GONZOBROSS123]

Dun be trollin on kids, not all of us like 1337 ass custom games,we sumtimes like to be over cofident and go MLG :D

[MrExtendet]

5:29 - 5:55 thats so damn right ! (:

pls take a look at my new vid.. what should be uploadet in 2hours..

i hope u like the music more :p

keep goin'

5*

[bibleutubesurfer]

Hey linkin park is da best I don't care what yall say so what son

[BAQPenuin]

imes ta bestest hailo treee plyfa ins day word

[BLUESCLUES111222]

I think that episode 14 was the best (regarding the end credits)

[AnnaShreiner]

not really, what i mean is most Machinimas are shown by a capture card not a Camera

[tomdowner13]

i cant find the montage song :(

[bringerofshadow1]

will john you should of put a P. in frunt of the 3 becuase americans are simpiltense. me spelly bad

[whitmanX23]

what the fuck?

[DarthDan10]

Where did you get the idea to use the microsoft voices?

[DarthDan10]

Its kinda funny to hear your voice just talking about this, I just hear the serious teammates from arby nchief ep.9.

[99999994e]

sadly you cant watch master chief sucks at halo 2 becuase of shity copyright.

[redneckrockstar44]

There is no better line from any of Arby and Chiefs then there is in this commentary "It;'s like palying Unreal Tournament on crack" that is the greatest line ever lmao, it sucks that Jon will no longer be doing these but oh well just hope Machinimia keeps making em rock I got faith

[zaengo]

hes doing arby n the chief in los angelas now. but its not as good.

[F1NJP]

It's "Los Angeles" and Jon's not quite doing it. Machinima decided to make the first 2 by themselves. They were posted both at the same time and they sucked hard so Machinima asked Jon to help them out with the 3rd and fly to LA but the cops wouldn't let him there because they said he's taking the jobs of americans so now he's doing all the scripts and voices for the episodes because Machinima uses retarded Microsoft voices and the jokes and story sucked in first 2.

I checked teh blog!

[zaengo]

yes. i too have checked "teh blog" as you call it. sorry for the typo, i know how to spell....... a little. thanks for clearing it all up.

[epic58]

lol i didnt know about master chief suks at halo 1&2 until i was about half way through the 3rd season of arby n the chief

[Airsoftdude615]

me too lol.

[yorambo22]

Shitting me? Commentary on this? Haha!

[dineablade]

ok ill admit to the sandtrap thing i dont play it much but its fun sometimes also i didnt put any vehicles if you wondering

[monkeyleaff]

3:43

[Vectorben]

I'm sick of these ads

[MrFrostyViper]

if there were no adds then we would have to pay to watch this

[Vectorben]

@MrFrozyViper

Well, back when google wasn't in charge of youtube AKA the good days of youtube,

There were no ads what so ever,

Even on popular videos like this. NO ADS. ABSOLUTELY FREE!

[XxROFLgUYx145]

@Vectorben press the F5 button to skip them

[TheWhole9Yards1001]

@Vectorben alt F4 to skip :)

[didowexbox]

@TheWhole9Yards1001 ZOMG IT WORKED, COMPLETELY SKIPPED THE THING THAT :) .

[TenDollarJoker]

@didowexbox or just download Ad Block Plus. just search youtube, how to block youtube ads

[jamessonic5621]

@Vectorben Some things never change, Do they?

[nukesvids]

@Vectorben Would you rather pay 1.00$ for every video or wait ten seconds for an ad?

[devilsallstar]

me and my cousin got iwhbyd first and thought well god damn if they r this hard then we should just give up lol but now we both have hayabusa

[EpicKreashinz]

At first he sounds like he doesn't want to be there at all... But then he gets moar funny. lol cool

[ashpox]

let the bodies hit the floor is used even more then linkin park... i used to like that song... back in the days when i didn't have internet.

[GoldenTailsChao]

@ashpox The song is only called Bodies its by drowning pool people

[117reconkiller]

@ashpox wow your that old

[IndustrialSizeSniper]

@ashpox Ya, I had a friend show me a video, and i just here that song (let the bodies hit the floor) and I'm like wow this video must suck, and i tried to explain that idiots overuse that song but he didn't get it. I also hate it when people use that song, face down.

[WolfieboyMachi]

@ashpox

I always hated that song.

I don't understand what anyone sees (hears) in it...

[tnscole]

WAY better than CALL OF DUTY videos. good job. but microsoft isn't that crappy. I mean it nade other good games then Halo.

[carinaprofir]

funny commentary

[TheZombiekiller254]

i dont have it :( cant get it iwbyb skull)

[custom91911]

hahahahahaa n00b

[PivotWarKingDX117]

id like to see your gay ass do better

[MrSmashface]

I totally agree, with the custom games issue, when I'm bored I take a look at my friends list (I'm 13) And all I get is Custom Games: Infection, and it's always one-sided bullshit, where the zombies have no shields and the humans starts with BRs and Shotguns and, it's depressing :P

[jayive34]

tell how the fuck a normal human being could find this fun.

[littshepkid]

what r guys gamertags

[lncesim666]

shut the fuck up

[littshepkid]

wtf did i say asshole i was askin for therer gamertags

[starshiptrooperss]

your good :O

[CheezBurgereddie1]

ur mom is hilarious bitch

[magejawa21]

the whole thing about arbiter being stupid like the chief in theses three videos didnt even regester with me. in MCSAH2 it seems like the same person getting back at chief for something. and in this one, thoes cameras are heavy anyway and they're only 2-3'' tall lol

[shawntwnty]

exactly!!!!

ppl read so much into it because they have nothing better to do!

[18004699269]

so your john

[jackboi999]

whar recording and editing softwate do youu use

[tomdonjon]

wheres the other 2?

[KB24LA1]

theres one called "master chief sucks at halo 2" and another called master sucks at halo 3 beta i think?

[Majic275]

You said about making the one-off headshot looking more flukey, but I thought it worked well as it was, the way it was like ONE good headshot and despite how he was playing and sucking before he suddenly thinks he's just the best player EVAH. I thought it worked just as well... Nontheless it's an awesome movie and it makes me laugh everytime.

[FlameShadowX]

4:20-4:28 hilarious!!

[tylerwwe]

crawling in my skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stormcomander]

ha i never under stood that i just thought that it was the game not the third video and the game lol

[icer229]

doesnt his thorat hurt ever time you use your voice for everyone and not use voice actors

[GNRule123]

im 20 and i like linkin park fuck dude just enjoy how great this movie is

[Spaminnubz]

Yea k

[HyperBob0007]

dude are u fucking stupid why do u call him a "kid" he's probably older than ass hole

[Spaminnubz]

We still do like linkin park kid .you can now be at peace with yourself.

[NoobProductions20]

dont call him kid ur probly like 13

[Airsoftdude615]

It's okay. We all used to like linkin park. You can now be at peace with yourself.

[left4dead2freak]

its about the arbiter ok if master chief sucks at halo 3 is before arby n the chief episode 1 then the arbiter shouldent be in the video because the arbiter didnt come to johns house yet so yeah thats wierd

[halflifefan84]

IT DOSENT MATTER

[Lionshearth223]

4:30

Pause really quick.

You see the girl players name in the passenger seat.

[eandzproductions]

Oh I have seen this vid/showed it about 6 times and I finally understand at 4:37 when he drops trip mine that was the button to get into a vehicle in halo 2... wow can't believe I just got that -.-

[Church96]

i cant find the other 2 =[

[TehFishez]

i didnt know there was 2 other videos

[sharingundragon]

arbiter is a major

and chief is a corpol lol.

[TheRealDEATHERON]

ha that's funny I'am sick of LInkin Park now too, they were good up until there minutes to midnight album where they got all soft. if anything fort minor is what I'll listen to now anymore

[deathbypie69]

You should get in to Slayer instead of Cocksucker Minor.

[TheRealDEATHERON]

I already listen to slayer. I'am was basing that decision loosely off whats remotely associated with Linkin Park dude

[SoulbladeNZ]

XD Some random guy wanted me to join his game and everything that jon said was what he had.

Infection on Sand Trap

Gravity Hammers and Swords, Spartan Lazars and some other random weapon

Spawning points were next to millions of vehicles and the speed was turned to fall gravity as low as possible.

He even sounded young

[vincentnub]

you droped the fuking camera

pick it up

lol

[barkyindustries]

it's on his profile digitalph33r but number 2 was taken down but other people still have it on youtube

[clonetrooper009]

oh thanks.

[MononokeJubei]

The second one is removed. The first all you type in is Mast Chief sucks at halo.

[SILLYED333]

must i always see this bloody crap! imean the begining of this video.

[roflolmaoftw]

cool commentary, ur rli harsh on urself xD its true snowbound is SO overplayed, wen i play with my bros 50% of the time they wanna play snowbound -_-'

[morbidshadowx]

what is the song that starts at 2:29?

[TheShadowalkers]

Watch the credits, they're in there for a reason.

[ElephantProductions1]

nice commentary!

[pizza9595]

:D lol

[RevSvc]

Hahahahahahahaha I love these videos, ''They are so fucking original!''

[MasterBeaton]

why would this ever mae the news?

[NoobPwner2448]

its past june first

[samysparkz]

shut up!you sucks!

and yes i resist clicking your fucking account!

from germany

[cheezychimp]

i completely understand about the stupid overplayed linkin park music.

[Neofin7]

hehe yea, that's hilarious

[xGGx24]

uploaded on my birthday! cool!

[Grimangel167]

hey, your b-day is soon now!