My Youtube channel Mission Statement in video format

[zornsthorne]

This guy is whacko, aliens, astrology, master spirits?!! I find it funny that america was taken so that people could get away from europe yet, in 300 years europe has significantly intellectually evolved and america still has to catch up :D

[kylepounds]

@zornsthorne new agers are the smartest, there are more new agers than anywhere else, therefore americans are the smartest. i'd love to debate it on youtube with you

[zornsthorne]

@kylepounds I apologise but I'm a very scientific person so I do not believe you because the majority of new agers I meet contradict themselves unknowingly. Like every feeling from love to anger to feeling an attachment to somebody/feeling the presence of a spirit or god can be explained through chemicals and the brains reaction to those chemicals. Neurology as a science is still relatively young because we haven't had the technology. I would suggest watching through the wormhole.

[zornsthorne]

@kylepounds It is very insightful and if you are open minded to both hear the scientific attitude and hypothesis you should extremely enjoy this program.

[DesecrateConformity]

Hey

[HHH396]

I've watched a bunch of your videos and I think it's totally cool what you're doing.With the fucking economy the way it is and the food prices and bills and shit,I think a lot more people are going to be going this route! What was your main drive for wanting to live out of your van? I mean was it so you could travel or lack of income or rebel against the system? I may be going this route myself in the near future! Regardless I love watching your vids bro...keep doing what you're doing!

[kylepounds]

@HHH396 thanks dude. i like not having to work. i get some money and if i have a low overhead i can have all my time for my timeline, and recently gym. the way i see it you'd have to be an idiot to pay rent. living in a car is easy.

[BodyImmortal]

Interpersonal Sharing is where is is at for sure. I have had quite the learning curve in dealing with the shills, and trolls, in that they can be brutal, and put me in an energy space I did not like, however over time, I am seeing that for what it is, and if there was lots of people sharing like you, then that would change and people would see them for what they are.

[kylepounds]

@BodyImmortal totally dude!

[freshfloss18]

Hey dude. I was wondering if you can upload a video talking about your opinion on marijuana. and what camera do you use? your videos are awesome and keep making the vlogs, those videos are a really good insight into your cool life haha(but seriously).

[kylepounds]

@freshfloss18 thanks! ok will do. 

[doogerville]

come on now we all know your bank card atm pin is Bashar but in alphabetically lined up numbers lmao

[kylepounds]

@doogerville ha, no atm pins only have four digits.

[kylepounds]

@22cetacean yeah totally. we should do what gets us off pretty simple

[kylepounds]

@22cetacean cool thanks! i lost 5 subscribers yesterday and one person even told me they unsubscribed to me because i uploaded too many videos in one day. the young turks upload more tripe than me in a day and they have tons of subscribers. oh well.

[MouthOfTheUnknown]

how do you know how aliens live? do you see aliens as cosmic supernatural beings? I simply see aliens as animals just as we are, but living elsewhere in the galaxy. And I think most likely we have never come in contact with them

[kylepounds]

@MouthOfTheUnknown i see aliens as heavenly humans living in a utopia. those videos on youtube of ufos are real. listen to bashar and look at the pictures of megalyths and study the perfection of the pyramid. the universe is a big place with more stuff in it for our puny brains to incorporate and if we tried our brains would explode and we wouldn't even be able to tie our shoes. we need to get rid of the crap in our heads to make room for more alien information.

[zaybis]

pounds is my master, i kiss his feet. i am his dirt to tread upon

[zaybis]

i miss you and in bad need of your love and affection!

[kylepounds]

@zaybis cool dude. you remind me of another subscriber of mine named orhan.

[zaybis]

@kylepounds

pounds, i love you! but you are not very intelligent

[kylepounds]

@zaybis try me...

[zaybis]

@kylepounds but my love, we've already established the incoherence of your assertions and your lies. should i quote again for you?

[BennekeVN]

@zaybis AAAAAAaaaah :D lovely...

[zaybis]

@BennekeVN pounds is my master, i will kill and die for him. he has a naughty and arrogant prick which will rock your world!!!

hail pounds hail pounds hail kyle - magnificent ding-dong lalalallalaala oops i did it again lalallalalala call me my love call me oooohhhohhhooohoo i genie in buttel rubb mi korrekt wey hahahahah pounds put feenger een may poosi lalalala

just kidding, i love being vulgar

[kylepounds]

@zaybis do you yell obsenities in public? if you do you should film it and upload it it would be funny to watch.

[zaybis]

@kylepounds sometimes, but very rarely. usually when i'm drunk i say some vulgar shit to people in the street. have to be careful though - don't want a busted nose...

sorry, but won't make video of it for the time being. not as brave as you are when it comes to exposure. really admire you for that.

pounds, is bennekevn mad at you or something?

[zaybis]

@BennekeVN you know, i used to get mad at what i had perceived to be uncritical, self-unconscious idiocies uttered by pounds. i don't anymore. show him where his limits are and where he contradicts himself and you'll see that pounds is actually a nice guy and he can actually also admit that he talks shit sometimes and we mustn't always take it seriously. in his words, he doesn't think he knows everything, he's "only a dude"

by the way, he has a mighty wee wee which sprays cum on all people

[kylepounds]

@zaybis thanks bro

[zaybis]

i want to sniff your butt

[kylepounds]

@zaybis hey zaybis

[zaybis]

@kylepounds what's up, my brother?

[kylepounds]

@zaybis just working away on my history timeline bro.

[cycosteve2006]

i like the gray aliens!

[kylepounds]

@cycosteve2006 i think they are nasty. don't get me wrong I like little titties but not when they are COMPLETELY non existent.

[DeusUniversa10]

for the record

[kylepounds]

@DeusUniversa10 yeah

[DeusUniversa10]

Tom Hanks ftr 

[kylepounds]

@DeusUniversa10 what does ftr mean?

[dtinelli]

Zabis drinks. A lot.

[kylepounds]

@dtinelli Yeah Zaybis the drunken sexually confused fundi.

[zaybis]

@kylepounds

pounds is the master. i worship no one but pounds. but he has a stinky armpit...

[kylepounds]

@zaybis right on I guess that means you like me now.

[zaybis]

@kylepounds i"ve always loved you and only you. i worship your penis and would like to swallow your cum as a daily ritual. but i must admit that christina aguilera is a bit hotter than you. nevertheless, she does not posses your spiritual abilities. therefore i will worship only you, my beloved jesus

[kylepounds]

@zaybis ha yeah that's right I'm jesus. elizabeth banks is hotter than christina aguilera.

[kylepounds]

@zaybis ha yeah that's right I'm the lord. elizabeth banks is hotter than christina aguilera.

[zaybis]

@kylepounds but liz taylor is the hottest..

may i lick your mangina?

[zaybis]

@dtinelli

especially with your mom. hoocho koochi!

[kylepounds]

@zaybis wasup danny boy!

[kylepounds]

@zaybis uh huh

[zaybis]

pounds, my dog just came on my foot. what should i do?

[zaybis]

will you let me bathe you?

[zaybis]

pounds i love you! but you are verrrry dirrrrty...

[zaybis]

@zaybis don't you ever say that to pounds again! i'll kill you next time! i'm warning you!

[zaybis]

@zaybis ok, i'm sorry.. hail pounds hail pounds tralalal zombie bombi hoochi koochi  troochi choochie bungalow!

pounds is god

[zaybis]

@zaybis that's more like it!

[kylepounds]

@zaybis thanks but you should threaten yourself it's a little schitzo.

[dtinelli]

right on kyle, good to keep with you on here.

[kylepounds]

@dtinelli thanks dude! Me and the onion man, the finest news sources.

[dtinelli]

Right on Kyle. It really is great to keep up on stuff through your videos.

[carthora]

awesome. Yeah, I agree... more people need to start getting on youtube and making videos. the internet in general is helping people educate themselves and wake up and connect with each other, but especially youtube... I think the internet is one of humanity's most powerful tools, and we all need to start using it. I feel like we've been trained to think that the internet is just for our entertainment, and that we shouldn't use it to educate ourselves, when really its our best educational tool

[kylepounds]

@carthora Yeah totally. I get just as many insights listening to a normal person talking about a spiritual subject as one of these older famous people who have written books. I'd rather listen to different people once than the same old foggy a bunch of times. Even when it's teaching specific concepts and things. I predict eveyone will be doing it within a couple of years. it's weird how the funny guys get millions of views and subscribers but the serious people get like a thousand. i like serius

[carthora]

@kylepounds i like serious too :D

[kylepounds]

@carthora yeah huh? and you can be serious and funny at the same time. bashar says jesus laughed all the time, so does bashar, so does the dhali llama.

[carthora]

@kylepounds lol, yeah bashar is hilarious.... I guess I should say I like both serious and funny.... and I don't really like people who have no sense of humor..... it's good to hear that jesus laughed all the time, haha.... that would be pretty lame if he didn't.

[kylepounds]

@carthora yeah people with no sense of humor look at the world wrong. like the glass is half empty instead of half full. I woudn't trust a pessimist with my money.

[zaybis]

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[kylepounds]

@zaybis word

[Jannekeable]

how do you get your income? ..... royalties?

and 600 after that you say.?

I am going to move to Australia in 2 weeks and I am interested how to live out of a van without a job.

[kylepounds]

@Jannekeable Yeah oil royalties from Texas. Yea 600 now but I think that will go up in a few months. We're paying expenses now. It can be very cheap to live out of a van. It's a matter on how good you are at cooking your own food instead of going out to eat, and how good you are at not driving your car when you can ride your bike. If you are disciplined enough you can get by very cheaply. Good luck! I loove it. I slept in a Walmart parking lot last night and nobody even noticed.

[Jannekeable]

@kylepounds You can also do life modelling, standing nude for a painter a few hours a week and make good money. they are always looking for people, thats how I get by mostly. just a tip :)

[kylepounds]

@Jannekeable totally modeling and life modeling for sure! there's a huge university here i could do that. I took figure drawing in college. we only drew a girl though.i was a model in chile. I'd have to love the spare tire first but thanks for the tip! I want to be a thai massuere too but I need to practice on someone and I don't know anybody here. thanks!

[Jannekeable]

@kylepounds spare tire.. pff its not that bad yet, and modeling at the university is a great way to find someone for your massage!. men are also wanted. one on one makes more money though and is less embarrassing.

good luck

[kylepounds]

@Jannekeable well alrighty then. thanks for the compliment on my belly and super thanks for that advice! I'll get right on that. Have fun in Australia.

[faunflynn]

Well you are certainly makeing me think about making and putting up vids. gotta get a camara on wednsday.

you are sorta inspiring, I mean, shit, you have put up a lot of vidz.

cool stuff Kyle..

Kudos !!

[kylepounds]

@faunflynn cool man! have you tried it with your computer web cam? maybe that's easy enough. With a video camera and sd card it's waayy easy. Thanks!