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[ModernSporefare2]

I love it, but after the rooster finished talkin to the egs, they should have rolled off the table to kill themselves

[Zalsia]

A wizard did it.

[colleenr825]

While this is only fiction, I have to say that I've had some horrible ideas on par with the chicken one, for various mediums of art.

[dannykanne24]

this video is so hilarious!

[alexanderstjames]

Ah, you totally should have ended the video with you frying those eggs. :-)

[rocketinmyeye]

Thank god you didn't make a video of you trying to think of a video!

just kidding, love your videos!

[XkingofmadnessX]

How is it that we are able to comment on this video even though Max's "End of Comments" video was made before this?

P.S. Max is awesome.

[mllethenardier]

I just realized the same rooster is in Wacky Blasters #3... Did he drive his wife to suicide?

[Lavewoman]

Chicken wife kills self!!!

[jaedam]

so cute

[theMcDonaldsCrew]

I have the same mouse:D

-Ronald McDonald

[Luthlin]

Alright, so i watched some of your videos and they were pretty funny. usually it takes alot to make me laugh or just something weird.... and that chicken thing! haha... it was really funny. i laughed. XD "i love you... i love you... i love you..." ha

[MarchHatterofWoe]

oh max....

Things will get better and you will have even less freetime and then you will make tons of videos

[sarrkazzim]

I'm thinking Cardboard Man would be absolutely stupendous.

Haha, if only.

[camrenishot1]

Your videos...they scare me Max.

In other words, keep on making them.

[eww66]

A use for Sir Rooster!

Your videos rock, Max.

Keep it up.

:)

[rdntzah]

That rooster puppet is adorable.

[zabacinjsh]

so this is how it all happens?

really nice

[icantsing90]

i LOVE the chicken thing good job

[YetiBrothers]

... This is EXACTLY what I'm going through!

[isis416]

Awwe I would never unsubscribe :D

[TXBass4Offbrand]

That rooster should get an Emmy. It was gripping...emotional...heartfe­lt...brilliant performance...it gives Chanticleer and Rocky the Rooster a run for their money...hahahaha. Funny video either way. Hilarious in its simplicity.

[eragonfanatic]

i love how even in writers block you can be entertaining ^_^

[sl4teddy]

aaaw i won't unsubscribe. this was entertaining.

[gregsdaone]

you should do more voices. Your a freaking natural. Now, go throw a "another" shrimp on the barbie!

[kichookangaroo]

xD roosters are mean in real life- lol i had script block for a recent spanish video my friends and i made but in the end the ideas just flew to us- xD it was funny- loved your video actually lol

[MariMayhem]

Wow max..just uhhh..wow.. I am in awe of your creative block.. Geez and I thought I had it bad. Ideas will come eventually. I mean I hadn't done a video or art that I like in months but eventually something came. Sure I had to get the edge of insanity and name a printer to get there, but umm yeah it happened..

[MarcoBat16]

It scares me how little people can separate fiction from reality in my videos.

[TeamAntiSocial]

Eh people are tarded man, they can't tell when you're being serious and an awesome actor.

[MariMayhem]

It would help if you were more specific...It's hard to tell sometimes with you. People think I'm being serious when I say I'd like to have tea with a walrus and a platypus..but I never am..

[izzy411rox]

haha, brilliant.WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE! loving that i can comment on your vid's again. =) shiny

[calithecucumber19]

hahahaha

i was waiting for a new video

[LanaB2]

well it made me laugh. Hell, the ending was making me have flashbacks of Brigadoon "I love you. I love you. I love you." I'm gonna have to go watch it now just to get it out of my head.

[AngryPygmy]

haha max i like the booster gold reference

[Echoreyn]

Somehow I found this video hilarious. I was laughing so hard, my dad thought I was hallucinating due to heatstroke.

Anyway, I'm curious. Where'd you get that skull? I've got a bunch of plastic ones, but nothing that looks quite that realistic.

[imafearsomepirate]

I have a skull like that, but I bet his doesn't glow in the dark....

I got mine from pirates of the caribbean at disney world like ten years ago (i think. this was actually my brother's and i'm borrowing it indefinitely.)

I love your videos, Max!! journey of regeneration was very entertaining and awesome.

[goldee222]

I have antideppressants here if you need.

Why do you have so much free time?

[MarcoBat16]

I make one three minute video over the span of two months and I have too much free time? How much effort do you think goes into this?

[goldee222]

Tons and tons. That chicken thing was pure GENIUS!!!

[ultamatebeatlefan]

heres an idea

EMO STALKERZ FROM HEEELLLLLLLLLL

[GeneralCF]

You max, you clever max. haha you are a genius!! i idolise you and your awesome imagination. if i could give kudos i would.

[veronicaej]

It would be cool if you amde a video of a regular day is like when you aren't making videos..

[MarcoBat16]

Nah. No one's interested in my boring life of football practice, working out, building rockets for NASA and making out with my supermodel girlfriend.

[hoffmangirl23]

yeah, you're right, that would be pretty boring...

you better stick with videos about making videos, wouldn't want to lose subscribers...

[MoMoLaness]

That was entertaining...

The scene with the chicken gave me the sudden urge to go smash some chicken eggs for some reason.

[cardstack]

Here's an idea (This is true) "David Tennent, the new Dr. wants to play the Riddler in Batman3." How about Batman/Dr.Who crossover?

Y'know "To the TARDIS Robin!" or "That gatsadly gang of Daleks will not escape the Dynamic Duo!" or " Where are you keeping Rose, Joker?". I'd do it, but my friends don't love me enough.*sigh*

[MarcoBat16]

There is no way in hell I'd ever make that.

[RandomUmbrellaKid]

XD I wouldn't unsubscribe. That was brilliant.

[absqueamor]

You...are like...my FAVORITE person ever.

[treachTCBK]

what was the game u were playing

[IcelandicFaerie13]

Never Max! I wont ever unsubscribe ever.

[ultamatebeatlefan]

XD cardboard man

[rad360ical]

That was so sad... Which made me laugh, because I am sick and twisted. Yep. :) Good job!

[lolzittickles94]

For the rooster's sake, I will never unsubscribe!

[madmusicfreakz]

I WILL NEVER UNSUBSCRIBE!! *underlines the word never*

[modmartha]

Hahahahaha!

[NeilCicierega]

Great work, Ryan! The end made me cry.

[OliviaGoth]

I liked how Max made the end it was very clever and dramatic and what do you mean 'great work,Ryan?' did Ryan help him coz it doesn't say

[IcelandicFaerie13]

may i refer you to the video entitled "I'm MAX". You should really watch it. It's by max pacheco who is marcobat16 who made the video above which you have mistaken as ryan murphy. that's all.

[wazupmaam]

i kind of anticipated the chicken's kids to be eggs

I NEED TO FINISH THE YEARBOOK!

^that doesn't concern you but i don't care

just like jimmy and that crack corn

[ssphantasmagoria]

MONKEY DOME!

That didn't make you snap out of it?

Hmm...

Do the funky chicken and count to twenty while upside down.

boy you have it bad

[HoopyFrood]

Very good! The talking about how you can't think of anything is a classic cop out for writer with a block. That wasn't an insult either. I discovered that device when I was about seven and have used it at least five times since (I'm eighteen). And I don't even have a fan base. Hooray for comments!!!

[tylerstrembitsky]

What kind of camera do you use, Max?

[MarcoBat16]

A video camera.

[tylerstrembitsky]

Thought you used a cheeseburger. :P

What brand?

[Echoreyn]

Watch video-a-day number 22. He tells everyone what type of camera he uses in that one.

[thebassdude15]

Haha! This was great! You might be going insane but still it was great I couldn't stop laughing.

[Lili7evans]

Fascinating, Max.

Dr. Nick x Batman sounds fun ;D

[MarcoBat16]

Somewhere out there someone is writing that fanfic.

[Lili7evans]

-goes to google-

[MuhMuhMuhMaryMayhem]

That was a great Dr. Nick voice.

[CloversDimension]

Max whatever you do please don't kill yourself next video. I almost killed myself when I saw Video A Day #19. I cried for a week.

[Cara6190]

Aww, what a nice video! Today's my birthday, you know. You obviously made this video for me, even though you put it up on the 30th. That was just because you wanted to make sure I got it on time, right?

[vrtule1]

when i watched the first half minute or so, i thought "you can only get away with this if you're a well-known youtube director". but then i started to recognise that i was going to love this video. the things you were doing while thinking of what to put into the video remind me of myself studying. only without the talking, i do that in my head. me i won't unsubscribe.

[velvetjuzzy]

ahhahahhaah lol! loveit

[memyselfiamweird]

No one will unsubscribe, worry not :P Creepy ending though >> Stay alive Max!

[jennasie]

I'd like to make a comment that is not just me putting "<3" or saying your awesome... but I really cant think of much else.

I understand your hate of comments now.

[jakea45]

finally, lol

[JaxxProductions]

Ahh. Nice to see you back making videos and slowly going insane :D Always refreshing!

[mutantchicken14]

Ha, the end reminded me of something Matt Stone and Trey Parker would do. Great video, even if it is about not being able to come up with a great video; funny how those things happen.

[TarynAria]

I'm glad you made fun of yourself with the "what if this IS the video?". Also, I talk out loud to myself all the time when nobody else is around. Keeps me entertained and lets me practice accents.

[Heartze]

Haha, Harry singing...

[calabacin90]

I finally got to see the rooster puppet in action! I remember you mentioning it in another video.

It's nice to watch a marcobat16 video again, because it has been a while. Hopefully this means more videos in the future Max!

[masterxak]

you know i think your sense of humor just keeps righ on getting darker with every video. 5 stars.

[peevedmusic]

supercool

[Connorchap]

Okay, wow. Quite interesting, and that's interesting with big, bold quote marks and a confused expression plastered over my face. But it was awesome that way.

Maybe... you could do something about...

Um...

Jazz?

[iSTOLEyourPOPE]

I love you, Max... But I hate you, Max...

lol

[GladHeAteHer7]

Unsubscribe? never.

[andygotagun]

It's a cock puppet. Ahaha!

[xloseyoutonightx]

I would never unsubscribe - especially after the deeply moving end scene. It brought tears to my eyes and made me cluck with happiness to know daddy chicken would care for his babies.

[Zakitar33523]

you should make videos every day for like the whole summer

[PistachioMuffins]

But,the chicken...wasn't it a rooster?

[jennyskeleton]

maybe it was a dyke chicken who . . .crossdressed as a rooster ?

[ZzSlytherinSnakesZz]

this made my day... lol

[mellowchix125]

We missed you so much Max!!! I love this video, I love you, and I won't unsubscribe! haha

^_^

[jessieKatrhyn]

This made me smile :]

[TheUltimatePlatypus]

Max... you're amazing. Alright, so:

-Your "Think, think, think..." reminded me of Winnie the Pooh.

-I think Cardboardman has some potential.

-You do a killer Dr. Nick impression.

And I won't unsubscribe... because you're Max, and this video was awesome.

[MarcoBat16]

I've been perfecting my Dr. Nick over many years. One of my favorite Simpsons quotes as a kid was "Such a nice day. I think I go out the window!"

[DragonxSight]

XD That was great!! We've missed you Max, and all of your random skits! But, omigosh, you have a rooster puppet?! And I totally didn't see the ending coming, where you actually DID the skit... But thanks for posting a new video, Max!! <3

-Rachel

[anniekal01]

This was pretty funny, albeit slightly stereotypical. The chicken part broke the mold and was probably the best part. Also "Please Don't Unsubscribe" was pretty funny because I had to read it twice to realize what it said. Good to see you back. And with comments!

[crelda64]

I was hoping that the whole video wasn't gonna be you going "hrm", "urgh", "what to do what to do?". I was pleasantly surprised that the video didn't suck. In fact the last 3 seconds just made me lol.

[SamShard]

even tho u said that the mother chicken killing itself was a bad idea i cracked up when it showed that the dad was just talking to some eggs!

[lalalaleela]

Maaaaaaaaaaax!!!!!!!!! I missed you!!!!!! We all missed you!!! And that was really funny!

Yay for the return (however brief) of Max's videos!!

[LemurToy]

I love you I love you I love you lol! Nice one :) 5*

[mcrroc016]

I loved it. very creative. haha poor chicken and baby chickens lol

XoXo

Sarah

[13bexy13]

YES! YES! YES!

i LOVE you for this one, max!

[CHEFBLOEMKOOL]

how come we can comment?

[OliviaGoth]

All right max a video and as always it ROCKS!

[CabbagePatches]

I LOVE IT MOO!

good work kitten!

[Swaybe]

I've missed your videos!

[CloversDimension]

Okay before you ban comments again. Firstly, sorry for the pressure we, YouTube audience, gave you on posting a new video. Second, this video is hilarious. I loved the element of procrastination you placed in with the batman action figures.

[iSeverusSnape]

I thought it was super, by the way. <3

[LinkBoyJT]

Resident Evil 4=Best RE game ever!

[BandartheEnchanter]

Booster Gold appearance = 5 stars!

[XxALLAGESxX]

WORST VIDEO EVER.

No, I loved it. You have horrible typing posture though.

FOR SHAMMMMEEEEE!

[MarcoBat16]

I hope to type in an awkward position so I'd be completely in frame. Remember kids: it's only fiction!

[Insanityspartner]

You could do a sort of Pandora's Box thing. Find a box on the side of the road.....and then.....

>=]

[MrPietermaritzburgh]

I've had days like that. They didn't film as well as this, though.

[jkqd14]

I wish I would stop laughing.

[popatire23]

oh lord, how that made me laugh!

[shsta42]

Don't you worry. I'll never unsubscribe; you are just too funny.

[Veelasiren]

That rooster should be sitting on those eggs, course then he'd look like he was talking to his butt. o.0 That's the dumbest thing I've ever written.

[omgitskelso]

You, Max, are a genius. 100% genius.

[AnimaLabs]

Don't worry, I didn't unsubscribe.

I still found this to be moderately funny. ^_^

[piropersonsunite08]

nice to see your videos back on my subscriptions box, I rather enjoyed this. =)

[Oathbreakingninja]

Writers block?

The last 40 seconds were amazing.

[marluxia294]

COOL!

[Laur0sie]

Glad to see you finally used that puppet after telling us about it back in February!

[BillyCrombie]

About time Max

[indieabby88]

Very moving, Mr. Pacheco! ; ) How did that Paris Hilton BFF thing turn out, by the way? I voted for you...more than once, I think. I don't remember.

[pizzahead910]

Wow...AWESOME! Finally another video.

[zing713amw]

third to watch and comment! it's great! (the video)

[fullofyami]

Haha, wow, that was absolutely incredible :P

[Zac360TURN]

AWESOME!!