Nose Flute

[johnpaulgeorring]

He looks so serious LOL

[MaGiCpEnGu1n]

Skin flute.

[iTzPrimus]

Pedo bear strikes again

[christiansantistevan]

I want one

[CappuccinoAndGames]

I thought that his noise was bleeding.

[youtoot12]

dude you're a little flat.

[handsomeJoker]

what's with the christmas music?



[Denis71079]

just its hell man))

[mullo1234]

what a fucking lunatic....piss funny though

[iitbftw]

looooool read the commbets...cant stop laughing

[jaradmoon]

amazing..

[TheDarkkris666]

playing nose flute is weird, now , make a video and put it on youtube is really FU$%&NG weird.

[MrMotorheart]

Proof of the maxim "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

[TheDarkkris666]

@MrMotorheart  LOLLL so true !!!!!

[Mawfuknrambo]

I bet there really is an anus Flute

[mar000m4]

lol, i love the serious look he does throughout the whole thing :P

[purebladeXD]

i'm on the really weird side of youtube again... I mean, WTF is this?

[ftgdarkshadow]

Thumbs up if you clicked this thinking he had a huge nose bleed

[Chthoner]

I bet this guy gets laid....

[CommanderBIG55]

Imagine sneezing with that thing on :O

[cheddar5oo]

dont clog it

[qbohlen]

phew i that that was his lip at first

[fabianvsnl]

proberly nothing to do during office hours

[BadButNotSad]

looool

[Ntalikeris666]

Now...Whats wrong with that picture.

[SnipeZz33]

when youre wondering too how you got to a video where a fat guy is playing a nose flute thumbs up

[balloonparty100]

I was dying the entire time watching this, then i read the comments and laughed for the next 5 minutes. HE DOESN'T BLINK.

[isaiahmax123]

chuck norris can do this from his butt

[ControllerDJ]

twat!!!!!

[Johnny123456789x]

But... like... HOW do you play the notes? O_o

[Cobra91Serbia]

@Johnny123456789x You make them with your voice.

[divinegod102]

Wtf.

[JacobDesselles]

From the thumbnail, I thought it was a serious nose bleed.

[aledobretociastko]

WTF AM I DOIN

[jgonz185]

Is this the weird part of YouTube people have been telling me about?

[mackles]

I went from videos on how to grieve over the death of my grandmother...to this?

[TheSimpson387]

crazy

[QWERTYMKDS]

Lol, too funny

[FromAGeek]

ew



[99newjack99]

because it would be silly to play a nose flute and not where a suit

[Ryoma97Echizen]

HAHAHAHHAA XD

[FrozenGoods101]

I thought he was holding his lip up.... I feel... amussed. haha

[IAMYOURLEGEND1]

I wonder what people would think of him if there was no sound :|

[modCole]

That a recorder!!!

[Saturn19001]

what the hell he is so using his mouth to blow with that

[msacaringal]

omg lol its like this pudgy little old man with a nose flute.. LOL

[msmarya100]

Extreme moment of win! :D

[keyboardcole]

MY favorite part is his cold, dead, unwavering stare! It will surely haunt me for all the remainder of my years! Yay, YouTube!

[T16Akatsuki]

its so hard not to laugh while he just stands there with that straight face

[mr170000]

i thought the pic was a nosebleed

[southernpridegaming]

I think the audio is just a cover-up and was added in so he can snort cocaine on video

[WilliBean123]

NEVER play one with a runny nose!

[jedailigth]

jajajjaja

[QueenDangel]

what kind of nose flute is that?

[NPC919]

How the hell did I end up here?

[crazypianolady]

@NPC919 I'm thinking the same thing!!

[mryosic]

@NPC919 I know right wtf!

[thedarkscoming]

@NPC919 you clicked on the video :)

[quagmire9111]

@NPC919 im with u on that one o.O

[actioncock]

@NPC919 i was watching Hang video's just a minute ago, so I'm kinda asking myself the same quastions. Those bottle-fluits on my way to here were pretty funny though, i recommend them

Oh, a cucumber trumpet? must watch that!

[TheTirscha]

i bet he is huge in japan

[Lundt93]

this is the SHIT!

[Zaxrok1302]

sounds just like a flute!

[WilliBean123]

I'm guessing you should never play that thing with a stuffy or runny nose...

[AshillaBeige]

@WilliBean123 And you should never play it without sanitizing the shit out of it first.

[WilliBean123]

@AshillaBeige  Agreed!

[KKsporty]

lol :DD I love it

[ArmageddonSniper]

i have 7 of them

[gokuhernandez]

pitches are a little sharp at some points but hey who am i to judge, this is probably a bitch of an instrument to learn, let alone stay in the key. props to you for being able to play this, i know i never could

[newgurke1]

scheisse:)

[coninananico]

IDIOTa

[coninananico]

IDIOT

[chaoluv041]

I almost made it to the end without laughing... ALMOST T^T but a guy in a suit playing a nose flute with a serious expression... xD

[cannsss]

this red weird thing doesnt goes with this scientist like man :P

[larendor10]

RICHARD

[robsan21]

I thought he was bleeding before i read the tittle

[MrFrenchiefries]

i cant take him seriously even if he is wearing a suit :P

[thepakibye]

wats next anus flute?

[JonaSaxify]

@thepakibye a penis sax

[3234718]

@thepakibye I think a cock-head flute would be lovely

[frizzzzzzal]

i could not stop laughing

[Ghost1457]

0:28 you know some nasty shit came out..

[MissMoonlight1994]

how stupid!

[tossigtoker]

I can play "star wars" on my nose flute =)

[Timespartan111]

I dont need a nose whistle, i just watch some porn and my nose fires away

[heresmycardjoker]

lol, i just played along with him, my nose whistle that looks exactly like that is sitting in front of me

[ohsnapitbejenna]

So this is why Jews are so musically talented.

LOLWUT.

[sourcerror]

The Hannibal Lecter flute.

[ustube27]

lol



[speedstackingkid2]

@AMBER8271 loserrrrr

[freezepop12]

gay ass guy

[DarkYoshi9999vr]

is he high?

[DanKam92]

A two year old can play better

[scjacksonbassoon]

THIS SUCKS ASS

[icupfreely23]

Now from Globe records "CHRISTMAS SOUNDTACKS" for the whole family

played on the NOSE FLUTE

sing along with friends while you watch and listen to so fat weirdo play some pink thing with his nose

NOW ONLY $3.99

(please buy it were down on ideas)

[lennic95]

haha WTF??

[Spottedleaf492]

How do you clean it out? o.o

[lorenzvc]

@Spottedleaf492 you clean it by blowing air in it with your nose .

[EMOtristinlee]

O_O...........................­................

[thatsMrSmileytoyou]

"Alright Phil, we're gunna sit you down and you just give it your best ok? Don't be nervous, tens of thousands of nose flute players get turned down every month in this region alone"

[Megabine]

This guy is very amusing and weard!

[kokoka852]

how do they work? where can i get 1!

[lukthere2]

noseflute is such a simple and funny invention, i have 1 and so much fun!!

[lillylessi]

gay but i laughing out loud!

[Seabass8888]

I have a noseflute, they are awsome! :D

[Drumheller1108]

whats it sound like if you have a booger

[tobixcupcakes]

@Drumheller1108 DISTORSTION lol

[ratpoison18]

it's wierd how this guy is dressed like some classical opera singer, but is playing some pink instrument called the NOSE FLUTE that you hold to your face!

[happysandy121598]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[chillisthx]

I'd buy this guy album !

[magenbroti]

wtf?

[whistlerboots123]

lol! I don't know what i was expecting, not that!

love it!

[adelsrattan]

i played along that song,and that is SO easy!!!!

[KidAce10]

Wow i can tell its hard to play your nose,

[Ploppism]

this is not very difficult, i can play this on my nose flute too.

[twilightwolf84]

Uhm....... yeah, cool i guess. VERY FUNNY! ^_^

[littleviet18]

dude!!!!!!!!!!

[oioitrol]

ROFL

[Bahiiiiis]

i like this guy :D~~~~~

[i2klorenzo1]

Is this guy actually payed for a plastic cast of his nose and his mouth hoping that this could be sold?!

[MagnusRush]

XD Lul :D

[Bl4d3zz]

lol nice snotcatcher^^

[Hullsiek]

NEVER confuse a nose flute with a fanny whistly!

[JamesMRaymond]

not exactly the best way to hold a noseflute... I have a nice handmade wooden one and I hold it at the sides rather than with a single finger......

[kollindavis]

You all should watch my nose flute videos, i just started posting them a couple of days ago, but i play Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria, and i also play Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly, you should check it out! :D

[Nepbot]

I have a nose flute.

[toamaori]

for those who cant afford to purse their lips, great idea that is bound to make somebody alot of money :)

[raffiandwigglesrock]

Nice flute playing with songs including Jingle Bells and Silent Night, sir.

[kittygirl684]

ummmm

[sweetcenter17]

omg rofl

[geejones123]

Since when was that a flute?

[Corvette2895]

since the nose flute was invented

[bananasplatter]

stai maleee

[nastypop]

what will they make next?! :DD

[Dahveed48]

You can get nose flutes at sillyasstoys website

[MonsterEsmee]

my nose flute is more pretty =D

[TheWalkerS04]

mine is made of wood :D:D:D

[SakuraLoverYay]

mine is made of Boogers :3

[fromSarah2u]

That thing is wild

[OcarinaTycoon]

I'm someone who always searches for compact and easily transportable instruments, and this by far has got to be the most practical instrument that I have found. Very interesting indeed.

[soylentgreenb]

"I'm someone who always searches for compact and easily transportable instruments..."

You can make ocarina type sounds with your hands.

Put your thumbs parallel next to each other, then close your hands toghether like your squeezing and invisble snowball. Blow at an angle into the hole formed between your thumbs(try placing your upped lip on your upper thumb joints and blowing downwards).

To control pitch, change volume or open your hands(hole size also needs to change slightly).

[soylentgreenb]

(it's also possible to get good enough at "hand-farting" to play recognizable tunes, but I've never mastered this fine art myself.)

[OcarinaTycoon]

Check out Handwhistler Ben. He's a great hand flutist. I can do handwhistling, but just a couple of notes. I don't have the control that handwhistlerben does.

[toamaori]

we used to do this as kids too its so much fun :)

[raudsokka]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Squidduddex]

This is pretty cool. :3

I didn't know nose flute were even real... I thought they were made up..

Either way, great job. ^^

[LiddolFaye]

What's wrong with you people... give the poor guy a break.

[tottalgirl101]

u fucking fake i want my money back

[argentinesoccer23]

must be jewish.....

[Dahveed48]

Actually, I am Jewish but still I play Christmas Carols for you and your family to laugh and enjoy... by the way , I did NOT put this video of myself up on You Tube. This was put up by someone that went to my website and captured the video. I am in America and this is from a German gentleman.

[whiteguywithfro]

FAKE!!! poser

[Bennaisbeast]

askantik your my hero

[agrus001]

what is he blowing into? i just keep picturing a cup for baseball players.

[LocoLife69]

why do you think it's called noseflute?

[kiki62045]

what makes it even funnier is that he LOOKS like santa claus

[severelyaddictedgal]

such a dignified-looking man playing such a thing. makes me laugh. hahahaha

[Dahveed48]

Thank you for calling me dignified :>))))

I have been called much worse things.

Dahveed48

[severelyaddictedgal]

oh, i'm very sorry. i guess i was rude. sorry. i can play that on the recorder! :D

[mathowlett]

DADDY !!!!!!

[FootieCasualCCFC]

this is atrotius

[askantik]

So is your spelling.

[IamCoolDude9]

He sounds like one of the Clangers! XD

[shadowm]

hahah XD

[tweetybird11226]

lol

[journalcc]

cool!

[boreddude73]

even though its cool, its just sooo sad!

[Dahveed48]

Daves comics has them for sale at their toy website

[Dahveed48]

Actually it is sillyasstoys that has them

[Goschenhobel]

Hey, that's not bad!