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  • the punch line is anti-climactic and yet at the same time makes it funnier. after taking the audience through this crazy obscene ride and then finding out the show is called the aristocrats is genius. its one of the oldest and greatest jokes ever told.

  • It's not a great joke - a lower class stab at, well... the aristocrats(!), but what makes it interesting is its flexibility. The fixed bits are meeting the agent, and the punchline. The family's act bit can be anything: topical (you can throw in so many jokes within jokes involving current satire), plain revolting etc. You could do something really clever with it if you put your mind to it. It's a blank canvas, but yes it's pretty anticlimactic. But even that can be used to comic effect.

  • what is the point of this movie?

  • @juanperez43 The history of one joke. It's a very funny documentary, but it was exhausting to see it in theaters with no breaks.

  • I laughed so f*** much that I need to change my pants.

    best dirty joke of all time-.

  • The Aristocrats is such a weird phenomenon.

  • This is the 'Pink Faggot' Joke from the 70's, minus any shred of creativity.

  • i dont get it

  • Mine's better. It involves a horse, a car battery, some broken glass, the entire US Senate, and Nicolas Cage doing horrible, horrible things to a baby.

  • Only in America

  • @SuperSmarticle

    Whatever, I never liked Mighty Pythons

  • he's explaining it to the baby. BRILLIANT! XD

  • WTH!!!!!!!! does this have to do with sociology??? ijs dude

  • I saw this movie on TV once, and I'm sure that loads of it was cut!

    I'm going to have to get it sometime, cos after watching this even the words "The Aristocrats" is hilarious to me now!

  • I found this video very easy to masturbate to.

  • This makes you think

  • 89 minutes of 100 different comedians telling one obscene joke.. :L That's one to see with the family.

  • where is louis ck ?

  • @yootesa1515 holy shit, your right!

  • @yootesa1515 Louis C.K. only got big in the last couple years. In his own words he was shit back when this was filmed. Watch him talk about George Carlin

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!! I DONT FUCKING GET IT, REALLY, PLEEASE CAN SOME ONE EXPLAIN IT !!!!

  • @ahmedhow I Think It Is Because The Aristocrats Is A Wrong Show To Call The Act.

  • @ahmedhow The set-up for the joke is a family trying to pitch their act to a talent agent. Then the teller makes the family do the sickest, most disgusting things they can think of, then end it with saying the act is called "The Aristocrats!"

  • @ahmedhow watch the movie

  • The Aristocrats 2005 Documentary Trailer of a joke far too sinister a bug to inflict on a toddler is a conversational movie teaser for a movie no one should ever see!

    This joke should die out. What is its purpose for continuing, I ask you!?!

    It should never be spoken of again!

  • What the fuck is carrottop doing in this? Wiping the cum from the rest of the performers?

  • "the midgets cum all over the holocaust surviver" hahahahaha

  • lol im surprised youtube didnt take this video off its messed up

  • My college age kid can do a 30 minute version of this joke without repeating. He's a sick puppy and got it all from me.

  • Why in the hell is John Cleese wearing a wig and talking like a scary scottish person?

    

  • @TomReeseqazwsx I think you're joking, and if you are... I approve.

  • @TomReeseqazwsx That's Billy Connolly not John Cleese

  • @TomReeseqazwsx You are a fucking twat that's Billy Connolly not John Cleese O.o

  • I liked it!

  • I don't ever have to swear ever again.

  • i lost it at the donkey wearing a turban.

  • the south park vrsions funnier

  • no one beats cartman!!!

  • who the hell are the aristocrats?!

  • QUESTION I HAVE IS WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANNA WATCH THIS?

  • "Her vagina looks like a calloused dockworker's heel."

    I laughed so fucking hard at that part. Especially since he was telling it to a baby.

    XD

  • Basically, the joke is that we live on a planet where the people who run everything (the aristocrats) are a bunch of perverted, sadistic, shyt-flinging, entrail-lusting, cucksocking, grandmotherfricking, evil sons of biotches.  They love their jobs and if we didn't laugh about it, we'd sink into clinical suicidal depression.

  • What a stupid idea

  • it's more like the whole movie! now i don't have to watch it anymore!

  • This joke is obscene, offensive, vulgar, and overall, absolutely terrifying to comprehend . . . and I LOVE it! XD

    THE ARISTOCRATS! :)

  • for some reason, I'm glad I watched this

  • hahahahahaha

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA!

  • wtf?

  • this film is sooooo tedious and boring, its more a random collection of shit jokes and babble than a film/docu.

    theres a few decent comedians in it(the british ones lol), but its still crap.

  • "A scottish donkey comes on!"

    This is on saturday night on Channel 4, and I can't friggin' wait!

  • Does anybody know who the lady

    comedian is at 4:04???

  • sorry at 4:03

  • this is great! is the movie even half as funny?

  • the joke is that you make the grossest weirdest shit ever..then at the end you just say your group's name is the aristocrats. its supposed to be a joke about incest like from middle ages and like ancient egyptian practices. very gross yet funny

  • i seen doug stanhopes full version, the south park 1 and now this...i dont get it.

  • I've heard that word so many times that it doesn't even make sense anymore...ARISTOCRATS..ahha

  • am i the only one that doesnt get this?

  • @tegaeagles2 yes

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  • why the aristocrats then? o_O

  • this is fucked up. why was there 2 fucking minutes of "the aristiocrats...the aristocrats..."?

  • @yawningpheonix

    because, this is a trailer, its showing how many comedians were involved.

  • *GASP!*

  • Watching Full House ALONE would be dirty enough for the ENTIRE joke.

  • Once my son finishes fucking the dead dog. He takes the pieces of the piano bench and begins crucifying the corpse. Once the dog is hung like jesus, he begins weeping at the foot of the cross, saying, "Why my god have you forsaken me?"My daughter mounts the top of the crucifix, using it as a wooden dildo. My parents, my in-laws and my wife join hands at the center of the stage and start singing "The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music"

  • So the family starts running around with their dicks and titties all flapping around screaming "Aaaaah aaaaaaah the pain is coming down!" Finally the family gets back in the middle of the room and says "Tada!!!" and everyone was silent, the talent agent was silent the longest. Then he says "Jesus, that's a hell of an act what do you call it?" and the father says "The Aristocrats!"

  • Then the father and son stick the baby head first back into the mother's vigina. While the daughter is pissing all over them. They get the baby half way in for it's legs are sticking and flopping all around. The son takes the shit outta his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone. While the father sticks his cock inside the baby's asshole and starts fucking it, while it's still inside the mother until it gets all over the family. Now the father gets up and says "Now for our act of 9/11."

  • The father spins his daughter around and licks the daughter's asshole. Then the son lays on the floor and opens his mouth. The mother rips off her pants and starts shitting all over him. The father rips off the baby's diaper and starts sucking it's cock. Then the son, still with the shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls. Now the mother lays down on the floor while the daughter pisses all over her.

  • Oh I think I know a part from it.

    A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and a little baby. The mother says "Oh please sir can you sign us for a talent act?" and the talent agent says "Sorry qw don't sign family acts there too cutsie." and the mother goes "Oh please sir just give us 2 minutes." and he goes "Fine you got 2 minutes." So the family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son who is playing the boom box.

  • Yes! Penn and Teller did this and so did Mr.Feeny xDDD

  • x3

    This never gets old

  • The thing I love about this joke is that you make it your own...no two are the same, unless you've no imagination and memorise someone else's.

  • If you only knew the point of the aristocrats joke.

  • that's the thing, I know the point, but I just don't think it's funny.. at all..

  • Wait what did the baby say?

  • i fuckin love gilbert gottfried

  • Midgets shit out of the ass of a horse.. classic.

  • I told this joke to a mate recently. his face was a picture. Totally absorbed.

  • Who's the guy at 1:39?

  • richard lewis

  • This is a great joke! I absolutely love it!

  • after hearing 200 times, the word aristocrats sounds so weird

  • omg it does! this happens with every word you repeat over and over

  • i dont get it

  • All this sick shit and he calls it the aristocrats. The punch line isn't supposed to be the funny part. The point of the joke is to say the most fucked up stuff for as long as you can in between.

  • The aristocrats are a group of people who are of royalty; they're the kind that have monocles and drink tea with their pinkies sticking up. It's suppose to be ironic.

  • Well yes, but it doesn't matter if you know the punch line of not. The point of the joke is to make it as long and as sick as you can. That is the funny part.

  • I understand that. But I like the idea of it being ironic because, as George Carlin put, "It's full of vulgarity, but the punch-line is so uplifting." And sometimes, uplifting can be ironic as well.

    But, still, I do see your point.

  • Okay I see what you mean. If you've never heard the joke, the aristocrats punch line kills you.

  • I know it did for me.... but the irony has lost purpose for me because I've been to parties where we had aristocrats joke contest.

  • Really? How did that go?

  • What the parties? Well some people try to hard. Once you pass like two or three minutes, you kind of run out of things to say and then the joke just goes downhill. I've had a friend tell a really good one at two minutes (by a minute I mean they were being told fast, so a lot of stuff happened in that minute). You should try it with a group of friends sometime. =)

  • Well, I have exposed some of my friends to the Aristocrats, so they know what it is. I'll see what I can do.

  • I actually said that when i first heard it. The funny part isn't the punchline, I think it's just how discusting the commedian makes the jokeis where funny lies

  • I really don't know about this. At the end when they were saying 'Aristocrats', it sounded more like 'This is crap', which I guess accurately describes this. It's pretty sick talking like that to a baby so that people will think you are funny - lower one cannot go, especially if that was his own child. What will the baby say when they grow up and see this. I'm sure they will be real proud of their dad, not.

  • Hearing Carrie Fisher say "I Blow a Horse" has to be the highlight of my day!

    I'm gonna have to watch this movie!

  • LOL the baby is looking so cluelessly at the guy xD

  • What's the point of those jokes?

  • It's morbid, vulgar and obscene basicly XD

  • ....and we let the drama build...

  • Was that Ron Jeremy?

  • Yep.

  • Who's the guyy who's talking from outside? When he said that bit about his grandma having an abortion I almost died.

  • That's Pat Cooper.

  • The aristocrats? THE ARISTOCRATS?

    LOL the aristocraats !!! Haha, how the hell, the aristocrats?

  • Who is the third guy in this video???

    He says "well uh...its a family act". i cant remember his name and am trying to find another video with him in it.

  • Bill Maher

  • it was very funny, but it got even funnier at the end when the audio caused it to look like women's voices were coming out of men's mouths, etc...

  • who want to see a movie about people talking about the same joke over and over again? huh

  • i do! cause its the best joke ever

  • the jock is about one upping other comics so you have to be more sick thin some one else. it's a big game.

  • haha, u obviously dont get the point of this movie. It was pretty funny and obscene, a combination I truly love!

  • best movie ever

  • i dont get this joke i dnt underd how its funny and wtf is the aristocatsanway

  • "dnt?" "underd?" "aristocratsanyway?" NO WONDER YOU DIDN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT! IT'S MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO DEAL IN LANGUAGE!!!!!

  • Kill yourself.

  • ur gay.

  • I watched this. It wasn't funny at all. That was shit I would say and hear from everyone all through middle school or something. Being filthy can be funny in the right context. I remember Bob sagets was good. A lot of those people just were not funny.

  • The out of synch sound really works at the end.

  • the word aristocrats is like a ringing in my ears!!!

  • i thought that was really boring

  • you obviously know humour

  • It's obvious that so do you.

  • no i just mean that excessive use of dirty words isn't really interesting, stanhope's one was pretty good tho

  • *eye twitch*

  • The sound sorta goes out of sync at the end, so it seems like everybody is saying someone else's punchline...

    I think it's just an interesting joke, seeing how it gets passed around and changed.

  • awful, awful joke. the very fact that so many comedians perform it and seem to think it's funny makes me depressed for the state of modern comedy...

  • You know that this joke started in the vaudville era, right?

  • stupid joke non of my friends got is

  • Then none of your friends can comprehend true comic value.

  • The aristocats! lol

  • Drew Carey is in this?! xD

  • God I loved this movie. I was crying laughing at some of the versions! Brilliant!

  • This is a joke that comedians tell to each other to sharpen their improv and offending skills.

    its what Howard sTern does with everyones audio book lately.

    great film, highly recommend.

  • i kinda get wat ur sayin but could u clear it up. how does this joke sharpen their improv skills?

  • i read somewhere that someone described it like as a "secret handshake" of comedians. like they all improvise their own versions and make them long and gross. ha i actually also read that chevy chase used to have "aristocrats" parties where everyone had to tell the joke and try to make it over 30 minutes.

  • thats crazy. well i rented the movie i just gotta watch it but thanx 4 clearing it up.

  • WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!LOL

  • lol the fat guy is so convincing

  • lol the fat guy is so convincing

  • the joke isnt exactly meant to be funny, its meant to be the most obscene thing ever. its still absoulutely awesome. the punchline doesnt make any sense, but it doesnt have to after the entire joke.

  • The punchline - "what do you call it?" "The Aristocrats"

    an Aristocrat is an old English expression used to describe an upper class, rich,. posh person.

    the total opposite of what the act included

  • you dont get it, you sad coc k suck ing, motherfu cking, no good, son of a crack nigg er wh ore.

  • who is the fat guy with a beard

  • Bruce Vilanch

  • thank God. I thought that was Michael Moore with Whoopi!

  • Is this deleted footage from the DVD? I didn't see that material in the movie.

  • dvd special feature it was the unedited not made for tv commercial

  • your not supposed to think about it, you either get it our you dont.

  • why do i still not get this joke? will someone tell me please?!

  • It's not a "ha ha" joke.....it's a performance art piece...comedians riffing, and after all the whole things sad...the punchline is so absurd, it doesn't matter anymore because the family's act was so obscene how could it be called anything seemingly classy.

  • i love this movie

  • Technically, its a very classy joke with a very "unclassy" feel.

  • there's nothing to 'get' in the joke... its sort of a right of passage for commedians coz' its hard to perform with a straight face....its mostly meant for other comedians to top in terms of shock value...notice how the beginning and end are the same but not the middle..?

  • Makes me smile every time I see this. ^_^

  • lmao

  • If you're going to show this again, match the voices with the people correctly. I did like it though.

  • the South Park version is the dirtyest I've ever heard

  • The off-syncing at the end is so hilarious

  • man, i love that joke. whether u get it or not, its still a great joke.

  • i dont get it!

  • the joke is soooo not funny but they really have imagination, we have to admit it. even if it's really really wrong it makes me laugh Shame on me!

  • I've heard this all before... How can this still be funny to anyone?

  • LOve andy dick!

  • the best part is the end, where everyone is mouthing someone else's voice....beautiful synch out!

  • I dont get it.

  • 2 major points in the joke:

    First of all this has become a classic like Robin Hood or Cinderella with 80 billion different variations of each

    Second, what would your family do to become famous?

  • I'll tell you where "The Aristocrats" becomes funny is when you're in a group of people that know it and something starts heading in the wrong direction... all you have to say is "The Aristocrats".

  • i dont get it?, just doest seem funny

  • It's funny because it's a joke that has no real set way to tell with the exception of the starting and the punchline. All you have to do is start off with the talent agency, say the worst possible and shocking things that come to mind, and end it by calling it "The Aristocrats." An Aristocrat is a person who is coincidered to be one of the most mannered and most elegant type of people, like nobility. So calling something so foul and disgusting "The Aristocrats" is just hilarious XD

  • Thankyou. I didnt get it but its funny now.

  • ^^d

  • just because im told why something should be funny doesnt mean its going to be. i like comedy but this just isnt it, its just an excuse for people to be vile

  • Looks like you have a great sense of humour. *Jingles his keys at you* is that better?

  • Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.... Just because someone else says it's funny doesn't mean it is. Have fun with your lives.