the punch line is anti-climactic and yet at the same time makes it funnier. after taking the audience through this crazy obscene ride and then finding out the show is called the aristocrats is genius. its one of the oldest and greatest jokes ever told.
It's not a great joke - a lower class stab at, well... the aristocrats(!), but what makes it interesting is its flexibility. The fixed bits are meeting the agent, and the punchline. The family's act bit can be anything: topical (you can throw in so many jokes within jokes involving current satire), plain revolting etc. You could do something really clever with it if you put your mind to it. It's a blank canvas, but yes it's pretty anticlimactic. But even that can be used to comic effect.
Mine's better. It involves a horse, a car battery, some broken glass, the entire US Senate, and Nicolas Cage doing horrible, horrible things to a baby.
@yootesa1515 Louis C.K. only got big in the last couple years. In his own words he was shit back when this was filmed. Watch him talk about George Carlin
@ahmedhow The set-up for the joke is a family trying to pitch their act to a talent agent. Then the teller makes the family do the sickest, most disgusting things they can think of, then end it with saying the act is called "The Aristocrats!"
The Aristocrats 2005 Documentary Trailer of a joke far too sinister a bug to inflict on a toddler is a conversational movie teaser for a movie no one should ever see!
This joke should die out. What is its purpose for continuing, I ask you!?!
Basically, the joke is that we live on a planet where the people who run everything (the aristocrats) are a bunch of perverted, sadistic, shyt-flinging, entrail-lusting, cucksocking, grandmotherfricking, evil sons of biotches. They love their jobs and if we didn't laugh about it, we'd sink into clinical suicidal depression.
the joke is that you make the grossest weirdest shit ever..then at the end you just say your group's name is the aristocrats. its supposed to be a joke about incest like from middle ages and like ancient egyptian practices. very gross yet funny
Once my son finishes fucking the dead dog. He takes the pieces of the piano bench and begins crucifying the corpse. Once the dog is hung like jesus, he begins weeping at the foot of the cross, saying, "Why my god have you forsaken me?"My daughter mounts the top of the crucifix, using it as a wooden dildo. My parents, my in-laws and my wife join hands at the center of the stage and start singing "The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music"
So the family starts running around with their dicks and titties all flapping around screaming "Aaaaah aaaaaaah the pain is coming down!" Finally the family gets back in the middle of the room and says "Tada!!!" and everyone was silent, the talent agent was silent the longest. Then he says "Jesus, that's a hell of an act what do you call it?" and the father says "The Aristocrats!"
Then the father and son stick the baby head first back into the mother's vigina. While the daughter is pissing all over them. They get the baby half way in for it's legs are sticking and flopping all around. The son takes the shit outta his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone. While the father sticks his cock inside the baby's asshole and starts fucking it, while it's still inside the mother until it gets all over the family. Now the father gets up and says "Now for our act of 9/11."
The father spins his daughter around and licks the daughter's asshole. Then the son lays on the floor and opens his mouth. The mother rips off her pants and starts shitting all over him. The father rips off the baby's diaper and starts sucking it's cock. Then the son, still with the shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls. Now the mother lays down on the floor while the daughter pisses all over her.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and a little baby. The mother says "Oh please sir can you sign us for a talent act?" and the talent agent says "Sorry qw don't sign family acts there too cutsie." and the mother goes "Oh please sir just give us 2 minutes." and he goes "Fine you got 2 minutes." So the family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son who is playing the boom box.
All this sick shit and he calls it the aristocrats. The punch line isn't supposed to be the funny part. The point of the joke is to say the most fucked up stuff for as long as you can in between.
The aristocrats are a group of people who are of royalty; they're the kind that have monocles and drink tea with their pinkies sticking up. It's suppose to be ironic.
Well yes, but it doesn't matter if you know the punch line of not. The point of the joke is to make it as long and as sick as you can. That is the funny part.
I understand that. But I like the idea of it being ironic because, as George Carlin put, "It's full of vulgarity, but the punch-line is so uplifting." And sometimes, uplifting can be ironic as well.
What the parties? Well some people try to hard. Once you pass like two or three minutes, you kind of run out of things to say and then the joke just goes downhill. I've had a friend tell a really good one at two minutes (by a minute I mean they were being told fast, so a lot of stuff happened in that minute). You should try it with a group of friends sometime. =)
I actually said that when i first heard it. The funny part isn't the punchline, I think it's just how discusting the commedian makes the jokeis where funny lies
I really don't know about this. At the end when they were saying 'Aristocrats', it sounded more like 'This is crap', which I guess accurately describes this. It's pretty sick talking like that to a baby so that people will think you are funny - lower one cannot go, especially if that was his own child. What will the baby say when they grow up and see this. I'm sure they will be real proud of their dad, not.
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OMG... how ... can this be funny? ...if i not misstaken .. is the joke about this.. family and what they do to each other? if it is .. you are all sick fascist shit, or have i misstaken the joke? i really hope i have. it really makes me sick thinking about something so .. cant really find word for it or INHUMAIN!
I watched this. It wasn't funny at all. That was shit I would say and hear from everyone all through middle school or something. Being filthy can be funny in the right context. I remember Bob sagets was good. A lot of those people just were not funny.
i read somewhere that someone described it like as a "secret handshake" of comedians. like they all improvise their own versions and make them long and gross. ha i actually also read that chevy chase used to have "aristocrats" parties where everyone had to tell the joke and try to make it over 30 minutes.
the joke isnt exactly meant to be funny, its meant to be the most obscene thing ever. its still absoulutely awesome. the punchline doesnt make any sense, but it doesnt have to after the entire joke.
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What the fuck!? this is not funny at all. It's obscene, and terrible. And what's wrong with the guy telling the story in front of that kid? All this is so fucking wrong!
It's not a "ha ha" joke.....it's a performance art piece...comedians riffing, and after all the whole things sad...the punchline is so absurd, it doesn't matter anymore because the family's act was so obscene how could it be called anything seemingly classy.
there's nothing to 'get' in the joke... its sort of a right of passage for commedians coz' its hard to perform with a straight face....its mostly meant for other comedians to top in terms of shock value...notice how the beginning and end are the same but not the middle..?
I'll tell you where "The Aristocrats" becomes funny is when you're in a group of people that know it and something starts heading in the wrong direction... all you have to say is "The Aristocrats".
It's funny because it's a joke that has no real set way to tell with the exception of the starting and the punchline. All you have to do is start off with the talent agency, say the worst possible and shocking things that come to mind, and end it by calling it "The Aristocrats." An Aristocrat is a person who is coincidered to be one of the most mannered and most elegant type of people, like nobility. So calling something so foul and disgusting "The Aristocrats" is just hilarious XD
just because im told why something should be funny doesnt mean its going to be. i like comedy but this just isnt it, its just an excuse for people to be vile
the punch line is anti-climactic and yet at the same time makes it funnier. after taking the audience through this crazy obscene ride and then finding out the show is called the aristocrats is genius. its one of the oldest and greatest jokes ever told.
pvc727 1 week ago
It's not a great joke - a lower class stab at, well... the aristocrats(!), but what makes it interesting is its flexibility. The fixed bits are meeting the agent, and the punchline. The family's act bit can be anything: topical (you can throw in so many jokes within jokes involving current satire), plain revolting etc. You could do something really clever with it if you put your mind to it. It's a blank canvas, but yes it's pretty anticlimactic. But even that can be used to comic effect.
Nogli 3 weeks ago
what is the point of this movie?
juanperez43 3 weeks ago
@juanperez43 The history of one joke. It's a very funny documentary, but it was exhausting to see it in theaters with no breaks.
JacobinOfHearts 1 week ago
I laughed so f*** much that I need to change my pants.
best dirty joke of all time-.
thetvshows11 3 weeks ago
The Aristocrats is such a weird phenomenon.
bary1234 3 weeks ago
This is the 'Pink Faggot' Joke from the 70's, minus any shred of creativity.
fredianoB 1 month ago
i dont get it
MegaGreendayfan101 1 month ago
Mine's better. It involves a horse, a car battery, some broken glass, the entire US Senate, and Nicolas Cage doing horrible, horrible things to a baby.
ornjoos 1 month ago
Only in America
evolution2405 2 months ago
@SuperSmarticle
Whatever, I never liked Mighty Pythons
TomReeseqazwsx 2 months ago
he's explaining it to the baby. BRILLIANT! XD
FordPerfect 2 months ago
WTH!!!!!!!! does this have to do with sociology??? ijs dude
youngheart59 3 months ago
I saw this movie on TV once, and I'm sure that loads of it was cut!
I'm going to have to get it sometime, cos after watching this even the words "The Aristocrats" is hilarious to me now!
Bowmaj21 3 months ago
I found this video very easy to masturbate to.
jonashaglund 3 months ago
This makes you think
Southparkateer2 4 months ago
89 minutes of 100 different comedians telling one obscene joke.. :L That's one to see with the family.
whassup0 4 months ago 2
where is louis ck ?
yootesa1515 7 months ago
@yootesa1515 holy shit, your right!
SuperBigChops 4 months ago
@yootesa1515 Louis C.K. only got big in the last couple years. In his own words he was shit back when this was filmed. Watch him talk about George Carlin
ajgapsis0 4 months ago
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!! I DONT FUCKING GET IT, REALLY, PLEEASE CAN SOME ONE EXPLAIN IT !!!!
ahmedhow 7 months ago
@ahmedhow I Think It Is Because The Aristocrats Is A Wrong Show To Call The Act.
spoitguitar 7 months ago
@ahmedhow The set-up for the joke is a family trying to pitch their act to a talent agent. Then the teller makes the family do the sickest, most disgusting things they can think of, then end it with saying the act is called "The Aristocrats!"
LibraHorse1 6 months ago
@ahmedhow watch the movie
SuperBigChops 4 months ago
The Aristocrats 2005 Documentary Trailer of a joke far too sinister a bug to inflict on a toddler is a conversational movie teaser for a movie no one should ever see!
This joke should die out. What is its purpose for continuing, I ask you!?!
It should never be spoken of again!
Copper4head 8 months ago
What the fuck is carrottop doing in this? Wiping the cum from the rest of the performers?
cochranexyz 9 months ago
"the midgets cum all over the holocaust surviver" hahahahaha
pedrocorreia2 9 months ago 2
lol im surprised youtube didnt take this video off its messed up
Sasuke006 10 months ago
My college age kid can do a 30 minute version of this joke without repeating. He's a sick puppy and got it all from me.
nokomisjeff 10 months ago
Why in the hell is John Cleese wearing a wig and talking like a scary scottish person?
TomReeseqazwsx 10 months ago
@TomReeseqazwsx I think you're joking, and if you are... I approve.
BobMillahhh 10 months ago
@TomReeseqazwsx That's Billy Connolly not John Cleese
WhiteMage103 8 months ago
@TomReeseqazwsx You are a fucking twat that's Billy Connolly not John Cleese O.o
SuperSmarticle 7 months ago
I liked it!
tacomadc 11 months ago
I don't ever have to swear ever again.
emazinglyemi 11 months ago
i lost it at the donkey wearing a turban.
LibraHorse1 11 months ago
the south park vrsions funnier
16nwb1 11 months ago
no one beats cartman!!!
speckulatius 11 months ago
who the hell are the aristocrats?!
rmeza71 1 year ago
QUESTION I HAVE IS WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANNA WATCH THIS?
BQXXII 1 year ago
"Her vagina looks like a calloused dockworker's heel."
I laughed so fucking hard at that part. Especially since he was telling it to a baby.
XD
skateposeur12 1 year ago
Basically, the joke is that we live on a planet where the people who run everything (the aristocrats) are a bunch of perverted, sadistic, shyt-flinging, entrail-lusting, cucksocking, grandmotherfricking, evil sons of biotches. They love their jobs and if we didn't laugh about it, we'd sink into clinical suicidal depression.
MartinTruther 1 year ago
What a stupid idea
99juxta 1 year ago
it's more like the whole movie! now i don't have to watch it anymore!
artegirofineart 1 year ago
This joke is obscene, offensive, vulgar, and overall, absolutely terrifying to comprehend . . . and I LOVE it! XD
THE ARISTOCRATS! :)
TheaterRaven 1 year ago
for some reason, I'm glad I watched this
agrus001 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
icedoutskullheads10 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
qw1as1er1df4 1 year ago
wtf?
Supertot999 1 year ago
this film is sooooo tedious and boring, its more a random collection of shit jokes and babble than a film/docu.
theres a few decent comedians in it(the british ones lol), but its still crap.
mrlowdangle 1 year ago
"A scottish donkey comes on!"
This is on saturday night on Channel 4, and I can't friggin' wait!
Bowmaj21 1 year ago
Does anybody know who the lady
comedian is at 4:04???
gavincasablanca 1 year ago
sorry at 4:03
gavincasablanca 1 year ago
this is great! is the movie even half as funny?
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talishagaytan20 1 year ago
the joke is that you make the grossest weirdest shit ever..then at the end you just say your group's name is the aristocrats. its supposed to be a joke about incest like from middle ages and like ancient egyptian practices. very gross yet funny
majog001 1 year ago
i seen doug stanhopes full version, the south park 1 and now this...i dont get it.
luketoddhunter 1 year ago
I've heard that word so many times that it doesn't even make sense anymore...ARISTOCRATS..ahha
anatinoni 2 years ago
am i the only one that doesnt get this?
tegaeagles2 2 years ago 10
@tegaeagles2 yes
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leibun 1 year ago
why the aristocrats then? o_O
YoungFrankenstein 2 years ago
this is fucked up. why was there 2 fucking minutes of "the aristiocrats...the aristocrats..."?
yawningpheonix 2 years ago
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because, this is a trailer, its showing how many comedians were involved.
Gigacharlz 1 year ago
*GASP!*
newsboy600 2 years ago
Watching Full House ALONE would be dirty enough for the ENTIRE joke.
jasonthemauler 2 years ago
Once my son finishes fucking the dead dog. He takes the pieces of the piano bench and begins crucifying the corpse. Once the dog is hung like jesus, he begins weeping at the foot of the cross, saying, "Why my god have you forsaken me?"My daughter mounts the top of the crucifix, using it as a wooden dildo. My parents, my in-laws and my wife join hands at the center of the stage and start singing "The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music"
Fuhgl 2 years ago
So the family starts running around with their dicks and titties all flapping around screaming "Aaaaah aaaaaaah the pain is coming down!" Finally the family gets back in the middle of the room and says "Tada!!!" and everyone was silent, the talent agent was silent the longest. Then he says "Jesus, that's a hell of an act what do you call it?" and the father says "The Aristocrats!"
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
Then the father and son stick the baby head first back into the mother's vigina. While the daughter is pissing all over them. They get the baby half way in for it's legs are sticking and flopping all around. The son takes the shit outta his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone. While the father sticks his cock inside the baby's asshole and starts fucking it, while it's still inside the mother until it gets all over the family. Now the father gets up and says "Now for our act of 9/11."
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
The father spins his daughter around and licks the daughter's asshole. Then the son lays on the floor and opens his mouth. The mother rips off her pants and starts shitting all over him. The father rips off the baby's diaper and starts sucking it's cock. Then the son, still with the shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls. Now the mother lays down on the floor while the daughter pisses all over her.
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
Oh I think I know a part from it.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and a little baby. The mother says "Oh please sir can you sign us for a talent act?" and the talent agent says "Sorry qw don't sign family acts there too cutsie." and the mother goes "Oh please sir just give us 2 minutes." and he goes "Fine you got 2 minutes." So the family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son who is playing the boom box.
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
Yes! Penn and Teller did this and so did Mr.Feeny xDDD
TheElectricDreamer93 2 years ago
x3
This never gets old
TheElectricDreamer93 2 years ago
The thing I love about this joke is that you make it your own...no two are the same, unless you've no imagination and memorise someone else's.
Zelda199 2 years ago 2
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this is retarded.. these guys call themselves comedians?? pfff
sl2mmer 2 years ago
If you only knew the point of the aristocrats joke.
chauchau 2 years ago
that's the thing, I know the point, but I just don't think it's funny.. at all..
sl2mmer 2 years ago
Wait what did the baby say?
DawgPwnd 2 years ago
i fuckin love gilbert gottfried
bungbung13131 2 years ago
Midgets shit out of the ass of a horse.. classic.
Hand4Banana 2 years ago 11
I told this joke to a mate recently. his face was a picture. Totally absorbed.
beirney82 2 years ago
Who's the guy at 1:39?
Slance1Himself 2 years ago
richard lewis
CxSpector 2 years ago
This is a great joke! I absolutely love it!
spieljawsfan 2 years ago
after hearing 200 times, the word aristocrats sounds so weird
dravaii 2 years ago
omg it does! this happens with every word you repeat over and over
kittygirl792 2 years ago
i dont get it
rikodi 2 years ago
All this sick shit and he calls it the aristocrats. The punch line isn't supposed to be the funny part. The point of the joke is to say the most fucked up stuff for as long as you can in between.
Prelude0125 2 years ago 2
The aristocrats are a group of people who are of royalty; they're the kind that have monocles and drink tea with their pinkies sticking up. It's suppose to be ironic.
spieljawsfan 2 years ago
Well yes, but it doesn't matter if you know the punch line of not. The point of the joke is to make it as long and as sick as you can. That is the funny part.
Prelude0125 2 years ago
I understand that. But I like the idea of it being ironic because, as George Carlin put, "It's full of vulgarity, but the punch-line is so uplifting." And sometimes, uplifting can be ironic as well.
But, still, I do see your point.
spieljawsfan 2 years ago
Okay I see what you mean. If you've never heard the joke, the aristocrats punch line kills you.
Prelude0125 2 years ago 2
I know it did for me.... but the irony has lost purpose for me because I've been to parties where we had aristocrats joke contest.
Prelude0125 2 years ago 3
Really? How did that go?
spieljawsfan 2 years ago
What the parties? Well some people try to hard. Once you pass like two or three minutes, you kind of run out of things to say and then the joke just goes downhill. I've had a friend tell a really good one at two minutes (by a minute I mean they were being told fast, so a lot of stuff happened in that minute). You should try it with a group of friends sometime. =)
Prelude0125 2 years ago 2
Well, I have exposed some of my friends to the Aristocrats, so they know what it is. I'll see what I can do.
spieljawsfan 2 years ago
I actually said that when i first heard it. The funny part isn't the punchline, I think it's just how discusting the commedian makes the jokeis where funny lies
Capricaquarius89 2 years ago
I really don't know about this. At the end when they were saying 'Aristocrats', it sounded more like 'This is crap', which I guess accurately describes this. It's pretty sick talking like that to a baby so that people will think you are funny - lower one cannot go, especially if that was his own child. What will the baby say when they grow up and see this. I'm sure they will be real proud of their dad, not.
SilverZulu 2 years ago
Hearing Carrie Fisher say "I Blow a Horse" has to be the highlight of my day!
I'm gonna have to watch this movie!
Bowmaj21 2 years ago 2
LOL the baby is looking so cluelessly at the guy xD
margaridasaramago 2 years ago 2
What's the point of those jokes?
rukon1234 2 years ago
It's morbid, vulgar and obscene basicly XD
Cletus575 2 years ago 20
....and we let the drama build...
ThingsWeSaidToday 2 years ago 2
Was that Ron Jeremy?
floboto 2 years ago
Yep.
RipRapRob 2 years ago
Who's the guyy who's talking from outside? When he said that bit about his grandma having an abortion I almost died.
jhonyt 2 years ago
That's Pat Cooper.
spieljawsfan 2 years ago
The aristocrats? THE ARISTOCRATS?
LOL the aristocraats !!! Haha, how the hell, the aristocrats?
senhorpatrao 2 years ago
Who is the third guy in this video???
He says "well uh...its a family act". i cant remember his name and am trying to find another video with him in it.
evrich 2 years ago
Bill Maher
annonnymmous 2 years ago 3
it was very funny, but it got even funnier at the end when the audio caused it to look like women's voices were coming out of men's mouths, etc...
gojira931 2 years ago
who want to see a movie about people talking about the same joke over and over again? huh
forgetmepls 3 years ago
i do! cause its the best joke ever
noname1020 3 years ago
the jock is about one upping other comics so you have to be more sick thin some one else. it's a big game.
killoger 2 years ago 2
haha, u obviously dont get the point of this movie. It was pretty funny and obscene, a combination I truly love!
Rory0727 3 years ago
best movie ever
khhnator 3 years ago
i dont get this joke i dnt underd how its funny and wtf is the aristocatsanway
poopa911 3 years ago
"dnt?" "underd?" "aristocratsanyway?" NO WONDER YOU DIDN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT! IT'S MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO DEAL IN LANGUAGE!!!!!
c1k3 3 years ago 22
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OMG... how ... can this be funny? ...if i not misstaken .. is the joke about this.. family and what they do to each other? if it is .. you are all sick fascist shit, or have i misstaken the joke? i really hope i have. it really makes me sick thinking about something so .. cant really find word for it or INHUMAIN!
ramo10 3 years ago
Kill yourself.
NipponPunx 3 years ago 4
ur gay.
noname1020 3 years ago
I watched this. It wasn't funny at all. That was shit I would say and hear from everyone all through middle school or something. Being filthy can be funny in the right context. I remember Bob sagets was good. A lot of those people just were not funny.
bonerbonanza3d 3 years ago
The out of synch sound really works at the end.
opiate115 3 years ago 2
the word aristocrats is like a ringing in my ears!!!
Nowekian 3 years ago
i thought that was really boring
combcard 3 years ago
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It's 'cause you're a nigger.
RomZomCom 3 years ago
you obviously know humour
combcard 3 years ago
It's obvious that so do you.
RomZomCom 3 years ago
no i just mean that excessive use of dirty words isn't really interesting, stanhope's one was pretty good tho
combcard 3 years ago
*eye twitch*
OldNightwishRules 3 years ago
The sound sorta goes out of sync at the end, so it seems like everybody is saying someone else's punchline...
I think it's just an interesting joke, seeing how it gets passed around and changed.
SabraMagdalena 3 years ago 2
awful, awful joke. the very fact that so many comedians perform it and seem to think it's funny makes me depressed for the state of modern comedy...
Aerotake 3 years ago
You know that this joke started in the vaudville era, right?
hightechartist 3 years ago 2
stupid joke non of my friends got is
490295 3 years ago
Then none of your friends can comprehend true comic value.
Shadow12034 3 years ago
The aristocats! lol
megakidx95 3 years ago
Drew Carey is in this?! xD
Ljudboken 3 years ago
God I loved this movie. I was crying laughing at some of the versions! Brilliant!
Sabino372 3 years ago
This is a joke that comedians tell to each other to sharpen their improv and offending skills.
its what Howard sTern does with everyones audio book lately.
great film, highly recommend.
tennyc 3 years ago 4
i kinda get wat ur sayin but could u clear it up. how does this joke sharpen their improv skills?
DJJurassic 3 years ago
i read somewhere that someone described it like as a "secret handshake" of comedians. like they all improvise their own versions and make them long and gross. ha i actually also read that chevy chase used to have "aristocrats" parties where everyone had to tell the joke and try to make it over 30 minutes.
spinnersend517 3 years ago
thats crazy. well i rented the movie i just gotta watch it but thanx 4 clearing it up.
DJJurassic 3 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!LOL
skitzofranik999 3 years ago 2
lol the fat guy is so convincing
dandeisel08 3 years ago
lol the fat guy is so convincing
dandeisel08 3 years ago
the joke isnt exactly meant to be funny, its meant to be the most obscene thing ever. its still absoulutely awesome. the punchline doesnt make any sense, but it doesnt have to after the entire joke.
SCDrummer94 3 years ago 5
The punchline - "what do you call it?" "The Aristocrats"
an Aristocrat is an old English expression used to describe an upper class, rich,. posh person.
the total opposite of what the act included
mrfr0d0 3 years ago 7
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What the fuck!? this is not funny at all. It's obscene, and terrible. And what's wrong with the guy telling the story in front of that kid? All this is so fucking wrong!
riottx 4 years ago
you dont get it, you sad coc k suck ing, motherfu cking, no good, son of a crack nigg er wh ore.
anusfeatures 4 years ago 4
who is the fat guy with a beard
personcheese1234 4 years ago
Bruce Vilanch
greydawn 4 years ago
thank God. I thought that was Michael Moore with Whoopi!
Prodigysportsman 3 years ago
Is this deleted footage from the DVD? I didn't see that material in the movie.
mcnic05 4 years ago
dvd special feature it was the unedited not made for tv commercial
HiSk0L 4 years ago
your not supposed to think about it, you either get it our you dont.
ABEGAFE 4 years ago
why do i still not get this joke? will someone tell me please?!
suziestu 4 years ago
It's not a "ha ha" joke.....it's a performance art piece...comedians riffing, and after all the whole things sad...the punchline is so absurd, it doesn't matter anymore because the family's act was so obscene how could it be called anything seemingly classy.
nixonsinatra 4 years ago 4
i love this movie
drtymarshmallows 4 years ago
Technically, its a very classy joke with a very "unclassy" feel.
Benson24 4 years ago
there's nothing to 'get' in the joke... its sort of a right of passage for commedians coz' its hard to perform with a straight face....its mostly meant for other comedians to top in terms of shock value...notice how the beginning and end are the same but not the middle..?
mechanism8 4 years ago
Makes me smile every time I see this. ^_^
NICC234 4 years ago
lmao
heresatissue 4 years ago
If you're going to show this again, match the voices with the people correctly. I did like it though.
idahopotato99 4 years ago
the South Park version is the dirtyest I've ever heard
TrishFan19 5 years ago
The off-syncing at the end is so hilarious
superultimatejesus 5 years ago
man, i love that joke. whether u get it or not, its still a great joke.
morgasm1010 5 years ago
i dont get it!
nasirink 5 years ago
the joke is soooo not funny but they really have imagination, we have to admit it. even if it's really really wrong it makes me laugh Shame on me!
pame0805 5 years ago
I've heard this all before... How can this still be funny to anyone?
jared2112 5 years ago
LOve andy dick!
MiaLiev 5 years ago
the best part is the end, where everyone is mouthing someone else's voice....beautiful synch out!
jujujojojo 5 years ago
I dont get it.
caycensh 5 years ago
2 major points in the joke:
First of all this has become a classic like Robin Hood or Cinderella with 80 billion different variations of each
Second, what would your family do to become famous?
Schwares 5 years ago
I'll tell you where "The Aristocrats" becomes funny is when you're in a group of people that know it and something starts heading in the wrong direction... all you have to say is "The Aristocrats".
DirtySocks85 5 years ago
i dont get it?, just doest seem funny
alteredreality69 5 years ago
It's funny because it's a joke that has no real set way to tell with the exception of the starting and the punchline. All you have to do is start off with the talent agency, say the worst possible and shocking things that come to mind, and end it by calling it "The Aristocrats." An Aristocrat is a person who is coincidered to be one of the most mannered and most elegant type of people, like nobility. So calling something so foul and disgusting "The Aristocrats" is just hilarious XD
Nombly 5 years ago 3
Thankyou. I didnt get it but its funny now.
caycensh 5 years ago
^^d
Nombly 5 years ago
just because im told why something should be funny doesnt mean its going to be. i like comedy but this just isnt it, its just an excuse for people to be vile
alteredreality69 5 years ago
Looks like you have a great sense of humour. *Jingles his keys at you* is that better?
Nombly 5 years ago
Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.... Just because someone else says it's funny doesn't mean it is. Have fun with your lives.
jared2112 5 years ago