Outsourced - Russell Peters - Vietnamese Act

[setu]

LOVE THE MNI-VAN - seriously, it's not even exaggerated. The Vietnamese's scooters are like EVERYTHING to them and they can practically transport everything on them! Hahaha

[phatxsumo]

After posting this video up 6 years ago all i have to say is Wow didn't think so many people dont have any sense in humor. My parents are from Vietnam late 50's they find this HILARIOUS.

[LuneJade]

WTH! HE CANT SPEAK VIETNAMESE. ITS PHỞ, not 4! ITS PHÚC, NOT F**K!

[csmybuttt]

@LuneJade No shit; that's why it's funny. He is humorously making comments of a foreign culture.

You realize the joke is that the vietnamese words sound similar Americans ones, right?

[kenofamter]

Phuc is my first name and Lai is my last name =))......Why did he put my name in his show.....i'm happy but He said **ck Lai not Phuc Lai =))

[DragonGodOFAndy]

phophuclai

[truetolove99]

i am vietnamese but the first time when i heard Pho Phuc Lai , i even didnt understand .:))

[minhmeo1209]

funniest shit ever hahaha

[emperornguyen]

proud nammer here, and i love this shit hahaha

[satanboiche]

did he say f**k you kient you f**kin bl*wj*b?!

[emperornguyen]

@satanboiche i honestly thought that "kient" was "pay" (i always say "pay me")

[Mshalamov]

"Hey! Don't lie, that's a pho-phuk-lai!

[abs69]

do ma mai !!!!! 

[wisdomleader85]

"YOU FUCKING BLOWJOB!!"

[toogoodtobetruevasu]

If this happens to offend you, then you guys got to learn to laugh at yourselves at times too. Nobody's perfect. Get a sense of humor you people!

[dieptkhang]

you Vietnamese need to chill out, lol, there's no big deal. I am Viet as well but I don't feel offended at all

[guitarguy93]

Don't lie! Thats a pho phuc lie!

[NIxyLiu]

@guitarguy93 that is Pho Phuc Lai

Pho is food's name in VN

Phuc Lai is a person's name

[timdangz]

i dont get it...

[iRepEast]

me love pho phuck lie long time

[emilynguyen5]

imma kill him

[pkrishnametal]

relax...watch some more of his videos..he makes fun of all races including his own..

[DumPhucViet]

why you vc so ugly and smelly? du ma may thang viet cong. Ho Chi Minh la cho de.

[xjnguyenx]

i should find him...

[HeresRicky]

well the money is call dong but we use thien

[bathuLMAO]

LOL "YOU FUCKING BLOWJOB!!"

[gummybear4536]

u fuckin blow job

[jukijunk]

"Thats a 4 fuck lie" LOL.

[KenzerX]

so funny..I'm viet but I'm not mad of his joke cuz his joke is totally true.... Don't get mad...it's just a joke...

[DiholyKehotra]

He's funny, but he doesn't know how to use viet words properly.

[jordan234tran]

duh

[TheBaschtl]

Sue him.... .

[DiholyKehotra]

I should, huh?

[Infloun]

Fuck u k, fuckin blowjob!

[myspacecrazyo8]

this guy is retarted dong means dollar not money u indian fuck

[comicpilot]

HEy myspacecrazy, basically dong and meaning money and dollar are the same thing.. Does it really matter.....jackass

[095195005]

evryone hes an indian canadian , hes fucking sweet

[lucirz]

that scooter joke was funny cause its true....

[londonlink1995]

pho phuc lai

[Laosta905]

"Hey dude, the shows up here *straightens shirt*"

[flamethrowerabc]

dont lie!

thats a PHO PHUC LAI!!

lol

[MakDohLah]

nguoi vietnam muon doi! MAKDOHLAH

[dabomb44life]

hey MikeSilk007 y dont u go suck a dick. this guy is the funniest guy in the fuckin world. and guess wat, HE FUCKIN DOES MAKE FUN OF INDIAN PEOPLE U STUPID BITCH. maybe ur just sayin mean stuff about indians to compinsate for ur small dick. thats probably it. and wen the fuck do indian people kill there family members??? im irish italian and fuckin indian so i think i know a little bit more about the fuckin spectrum than u u dumbass.

[podfun30]

not a schlong....a schlurt...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[arabicbengali]

how can russel peters not crack up laughin!!! so confusing he giggles lol

[shelbycan]

"I don't even have a schlong, I got a shlurt"

[CellarDoorVI]

I remember the Vietnamese students at my school and they did exactly that. Their English was pretty good but sometimes when they got too comfortable they'd talk really fast and I felt kind of bad when I kept having to ask "what?"

[MikeSilk007]

I would love to laugh about somone making fun of indian smelly armpit lolz how about indian is the most stinkiest people of the universe?? lolz beside indian people love to kill their family member too,lolz

[daprinceomar]

idiot

[baniyaKing]

You sound like a dumb person who doesnt know proper English. For your info, he does make fun of Indians. And killing own family members??

You are ignorant and you dont even know what is going on around the world.

[daprinceomar]

like i said.. ur an ignorant idiot..

[vmcdude]

dude, im bangladeshi (right next to india), and nobody of our area that i have smelled actually smells bad. (other than myself, i stink like shit)

if you mind his comedy, dont watch it!

He makes fun of indians all the time and so do i, so we dont need your ethnic teachings

[frozenflame448]

i read this and actually lol'd. "i stink like shit" man that was funny. it's always nice to find someone who will make fun of themselves in a good nature before ripping someone else apart verbally, so vmcdude, thank you very much for the laugh and reaffirmation in the human race...i appreciate it.

lol i stink like shit...man that's awesome.

[qforkyu]

jesus man!!! this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o hilarious!!! whew~!!!

[UchihaItachi206]

dude, "cunt eyes", wtf is that supposed to mean, manwhore, at least asians have culture unlike crackers

[BuddenOne]

be quiet boy.

[Jdunnuck2]

@UchihaItachi206

He is called a comedian for a reason, you overzealous, self righteous prick -_-

[LeafsRapsJays7]

@UchihaItachi206 chill out have a laugh who cares lol

[KadMielBlessedTong]

im a FUCKIN REDDNECCK

[PowerPrem]

LOl racism fightttt below! fight fight fight fight

[UchihaItachi206]

STFU ShinobiNSX

Why would you hate asians

is it because we are smarter than white people?

[03jsomeone]

Keep dreaming, keep dreaming. Human rights for example, that's not somewhere asian excell at is it? Cunt eyes.

[UchihaItachi206]

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[shawn1818668]

its pronounces (FUH? FOOP^ lai.)

[doicho40]

Do your selfexam plz !!!

[Apoorv94]

he's not actully racist you assholes he's just telin a friken joke

[ivy7jin]

lol thats damn ture, viet speakin egs rly fast like they no itt .but its endin sounds like viet all over again xdxd

[linh771]

And your English writing skills sucks ass

[linh771]

That was intended for ivy7jin on page 2 in the middle of the page, btw

[ivy7jin]

yupp!! cuz im a fob ? wow and calm down !

[zack4life1234]

dude the sows up hear lmao

[linamar123456]

hey asian get the fuck out of america

[couturebabee]

russel peters is hilarious!

[stfub1992]

hahaha

im vietnamese and im laughing really hard...

fucking blowjob hahahaa

[myownlilfantac]

"I don't have a shlong....I have a shlort."

ROFL

[ColoriaCleo]

Check out Obama "Today is my day" feat.Coloria

[t121997]

hey im vietnamese

[wooitskassie]

fuck you kay you fucking blow job!

[xxoSamxxo]

LOL AT THE END HES JUST LIKE "Hey dude, the shows up here *straightens shirt*" LOLL I LOVE RUSSEL PETERS!P.S people who hate him and think hes rude. Omg hes a comedian. Like what the hell do you think hes gunna do? Read jokes outta a 1001 joke book? Grow up people.

[Viet7B00]

lol im vietnamese my self. i sit in front of the driver on the ''scooter'' but thats when i was little i mostly fell asleep in the front but my dads arms were blocking my head so i didnt fall off the scooter :D

[nukejungle2]

What he says is really true,lol, vietnamese are so silly

[IOS123]

Well, you said it like you KNOW us.

[kzhong]

when i went to vietnam i took a ferry called the Super Dong express to phuquoc, and in saigon i stayed in Luc Phuc Motel.

[timmyzorro]

lol..

i love the part abt 4 fark lie..

lol..

and.. if u ever visit dat shop, ask it to change its name..to 5 fuck lie.. lie to 5 gals at once.. lol..

and DONG? haha..

[me4gals]

"Fuck you ya fuckin blowjob!!!!" LMAOOOO

[Zac2333]

No, phuc means either luck or Buddha depending on the tonation.

[ShinobiNSX]

Fuck you chink!

[championofcathay]

fuck your mother you 4 foot tall little brown shitnamese ape

aww all you can say is "Chink" lol is that something they taught you in ESL fob?

[ShinobiNSX]

Go suck your mom's dick you bitch ass motherfucking chink!

[KevStuhh08]

Go die. Racist piece of shit fucking white boy.

[ericinghammontevista]

I'm Vietnamese and I think it is very funny. Fuck off English piece of shit!

[conviction1234]

Dong lol

[firingstony]

lol doesnt russel peters kinda look like the rock?

[jebintommy]

do you know what... i was just thinkin about it!!!

he dose look like the rock

[GuardianDemonX]

phuc in vietnamese it pronounce "fook" not fuck

[iAznAssassin]

thats buddha in vietnamese

[iAznAssassin]

well depends how u put the sign on the u

[iAznAssassin]

i take that back its phat not phuc, i dont know what i was thinking

[GuardianDemonX]

Phuc in vietnamese mean happiness, the full word for happiness is Hanh Phuc, but viet ppl break it down and just say Phuc, Phuc is pronounce Fook, and Hanh is pronounce Hun, "Hun Fook" in vietnamese mean happiness

[iAznAssassin]

I know i was thinking phat (buddha) for some strange reason, my mom makes me say that to my grandparents during christmas as a thankyou

[GuardianDemonX]

buddha in vietnamese is spell Phat, but is pronounce like Fut, but most viet pronounce Fuck

[iAznAssassin]

I know we have to say that every sunday at chua "Nam mo a di da phat"

[GuardianDemonX]

u dont have to go to the temple every sunday, my family only go to temple once a year, u only go to church every sunday

[iAznAssassin]

well not every like 2 - 3 times a month, my mom makes me because the monks knows us pretty well and we dont want to look bad

[rapperviet]

phuc in vietnam is fuck ur own mother with ur own dildo

[mapleric]

lol pho phuc lai is especially funny to me cuz my last name's lai!

[IceMan5777]

hahahaha =P

[allybird12]

you fuckin blowjobb!

[SLCThunk]

4:04 - 4:07 -- that'd be me next to the mic with the black hat on

[chevyrulesu]

ahahaha.. so hallarious

[agrawalla]

the girl at 32sec is hot

[dsballer37]

hell yeah

[Loperis]

Get a girlfriend, loser

[agentid]

get a life...

[9FOXTAIL]

im veit and the way we talk is kinda like that!

we speak it REAL fast haha

[Moviegamelife]

lol! pess 0:25 contenuosly. lol. 10/5 video.

[downwithdown225]

DONT LIE

THATS A PHO PHUC LAI

[VietnameseBoi37]

dude....this is both messed up and funny. is dat even possible?

[Numbuh7]

Yes. Yes it is. That's the beauty of Russell Peters! :D

[ttdragon126]

Im viet, not offended,

he's tellin facts really, he just exaggeratin sum parts thats all

[saailaway]

hahah fucking blowjob!! ..ya so...u are!

[RascalFlattsFan5]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"uh hey dude, the shows up here."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG so friggin funny!!!!!!!

[yamiMaurer]

he's awesome man - gud on you Russell - you show the true picture -

[CiiityLights]

Mm. I'm Vietnamese... not offended whatsoever.

[pseudonim92]

shloan :))

[LolRoxors]

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BLOWJOB!

Classic man

[blablamouth3]

dude being racist is his thing.

hes not being serious, this is why hes funny.

if ur some sensitive party pooper thats gonna cry over this video dont watch it.

anyways, i LOVE U RUSSEL PETERS

[insoo2794]

I'm not even viet and im offended.

Advice to Russell Peters: Don't try to sound so fcking racist.

[1538PRODUCTION]

dude this made me feel offended to be viet

[lchigoe]

o_o so your not offended when he makes jokes about everything else but viet? wow seriosly dude wth o_O i'm viet and i don't mind much

[bballftw123]

FUCKING BLOWJOB ROFL LMAO

[Pumba86]

like they know it muahahahahahah

[animefanx8]

russel peters is awsome

[malinoprince]

this guy makes me like cry

[HaloKillerDx]

LOL im Viet and i talk fast too. LOL

[mistercuppiecake]

Lol Killertu your from Vietnamese? I dont know where that is but imma from VietNAM and i think this shit is funny.

[rskfilm]

eh iiLOVEyouuu4evRr  we dont care bout ur shyt ..i'm viet and i find this funny .. about 50/51 ppl here think its funny

[kevinluunguyen]

hell yeah i'm viet and this is funny as hell

[killertu]

Oh god he right,I'm from Vietnamese and I speak soo fast no one could understand XDXDXD

[jmalik3]

this is to the vietnamese guy who was offeneded...YOU FUKEN BLOWJOB...haha now u should feel offended

[maingedang]

i'm vietnamese and i laughed through this whole video ;D ahhahaha

[kinqcuonq]

I'm vietnamese and I find this shit hilarious.

[iiLOVEyouuu4evRr]

wtf.

im vietnamese and after watching this video i feel FxCKN offened. some of y'all might think this is funny but it aint to mee.

its offensive. i don't know how y'all can laugh at this shit....

[PizzaBlade17]

I indian and he makes fun of indian accent and other things and it makes me and my dad laugh. MAN UP BITCH!!

[msn2222]

Bro jus calm the fuck down ight. he makes fun of everyone he is a fucken comedian and dis is wat he does. Only fucken bitches like you take this into a offence

if your so offended dont watch it u fuck face

[iiLOVEyouuu4evRr]

doode who thee fxck do youu think you are.?

bro.?!!? bitch ii aint a doode. dee heo youu tlkn bout. iiwatchd it once bitch get yo facts str8 be4 youu start sayin bullshiit. watchd it once aint eva gon watch dis bullshiit ageenn. so wut if ii took it into offence youu aint mee andd dnt kno wut imm thinkn andd howw ii fxckn feel abt this shiit so dnt bee actin Liike youu kno errthang bcuh FYI ya dnt.

[Confuzedd]

he makes fun of every race so everyone gets their share of laugh

[Bane1904]

yup....y do u get offended that easily?he made fun of chinese,indian and other races...

so shut up u fucking blowjob..

[byakuya112]

stop being so uptight haha

this is friggin hilarious lmao

half the ppl on this thing commented it saying i'm viet and laughin my ass off right now

calm down and enjoy it haha im viet too =)

[lovablem33h]

relax ... im vietnamese and i think its hilarious ... its stand up comedy .. what do you expect?? and he makes fun of himself, his dad and his own people as well. no need to be offended. =) chillax

[666TTK]

i love how thats not how its pronounced

[TheOrangeOrange]

lol very funny but i kind of feel offended

[iiLOVEyouuu4evRr]

thankyouu imm not thee only one tht feels offended by this.

[billylovespokemon]

lol trust me the scooter thing is true i was born in vietnam

[user435]

hey buddy show's up here PRICELESS XD

[Akirakitsune]

thers one near us called "Phat Phuc Noodle House"

[helenh77]

Oh God,,,crying-laughing from Russell Peters:p!!!!!!! He is just priceless:-)!

[Alternativeness]

shut up k you fucking blowjob Lmfao

[tejinder191]

lol jokes

[superausomeguy]

dont liy thats a pho phuc lia fuckin blow job

[TaarnaGirl]

I have a shlort! LMFAO

[kvizzle2303]

hahaah

the mini van scooter

its true

sometimes they fit so many people on one bike

Hey! Don't lie!  That's a pho phuc lai!!!