How to Pick Up a Girl in a Bar : How to Smile at a Girl

[Zipzap220]

That beard!??!?!

[faithpatriot]

and...... he didn't smile once. What the heck??

[GettinThatForSho]

"...try to get the guy at the stoplight, next to me, to laugh." I'm sorry. This IS about picking up WOMEN, right?

[ozzzzy939]

This works.

1. Walk up to her...

2. Give her some fish fillet...

3. Ask if she knows about nuclear science..

4. Get in those pants..

...don't argue just do it... trust me..

[elijahhag]

Damn this guys a player; he carries gum.

[olacola15]

we must cease this faggory!

[Bondagefx]

fake it until you make it... something his girlfriend believes HEAVILY on

[tannmann94]

fake it tell you make it...... ?

[buzwazfuz]

what a faggot

[bostonsfinest24]

what a doucher

[jaysean54]

THIS GUY IS RIGHT , Try it , Smile and you Will see the results you will get . Your Smile is biggest weapon :-) .

By the way 70 % people came here looking for a video where they can learn ''Smiling'' .

Now they are frustrated because a Guy has Guts to make a Video and Smile , Better then all Haters .

People Show some Respect ,

IF You Want Respect , Give Respect . Otherwise Impossible !

[slim240293]

This guy picks up women?! Really?! He looks like a fucking goat... :|

[DjDoobz]

Damn, I never facepalmed so many times before.

[sonoki82]

This is bullshit. I put a pencil in between my teeth and stared at a neutral stimulus. I brushed my teeth. And I bounced around in the car at all the red lights. But Megan Fox still won't return my tweets.

[epicferret1]

@sonoki82 how is this not the highest rated comment lol

[Tammc09]

@sonoki82 Fucking GOLD bro.

[timdejardine]

Why not just replace mouthwash with Chloroform?

[flouflis1a]

look at the comments and imagine what they would be like if this guy was talking about how to pick up other men. :))))

[JacobEnterMyTainment]

Expert-village needs to find someone who knows how to film and edit...

[jsm7977]

I dont need oral hygiene tips you fucking homo! Im at a bar dumb fuck my breat is supposed to smell like beer not like some stinky dick like yours.

[BrieBelle00]

I like his David Lee Roth chest hair/open shirt combo. *cough*

[godzac]

what the fuck, so the girl he picks up finds all these mouth washes and toothbrushes everywhere. and while he's dancing to Playschool music in his car. k...

[mushik888]

ahahahahahah

[kontoman]

excusme, there is something on your chin

[braveheart792]

wow, fail.

[TheGenialest]

virgin asshole

[ArjInCharge]

....at what point are we in society where we have a VIDEO created by captain rapist mcrae that teaches people how to SMILE? wtf.

[xBLAKMATTx]

lol im not diggin the gotee

[xAbsoluteJackx]

Nice porn stache breh

[phalluman]

whered that gum come from?!

[bennelson100]

obviously you dont know what a girlfriend is

[subvertcheck]

wow i got a listerine bottle in my car too... but currently its filled with pineapple rum does that count?

[Zipzap220]

"Hi im Alex McCrap, a social dynamics moron. Today im going to tell you to sing stupid songs and dance in your car and laugth about it. A Guy who smiles because of this is going to be noticed. Because he does weird things.

Have a nice day"" *Later wisper to the girl*: "Im a virgin"

[victorhui26]

@Zipzap220 hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahahhahahahahahaa, man, im cracking! Poor bastard, he must be crying as he goes through this comments. A total fucking bird,

[Zipzap220]

@victorhui26 Yeah, but he kinda deserves it..

[Ratacon2004]

This guy is great at picking up all the girls no one wants to talk to or dance with cause they are ugly.

[DraMattIck]

i dont mean to be rude, but ive seen most of your "bars and clubs" videos and all i can say is that you dont realy seem like a bars and clubs person and that, even though the things you say may seem to have happened to you, they sound like advices from a psychology manual that would probably wont apply in the real world. please notice how i'm not referring to your facial hair in any way for i belive it has nothing to do with the topic. have a nice day.

[ansleylately]

he's talking sooo slow

[queensrep03]

I like smiling



[bbstar7]

solid advice! thanks man

[SvedeboXque]

It's funny cause this guy does say things that are true. A smile will go a long way, but if there is a fucking douche bag behind that smile all it's gonna get you is pepperspray xDDD

[slytherz]

He tries to get the guy next to him at a stop light to notice him!

[jamonathin]

Hmm a good laugh before I go to the venue .. i think i'm going to re-watch these videos and read these comments agin bahhaa.

And is that the original flavor listerine? That's the nastiest type!

[pheonixman92]

WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE MOLE, BUT THERES A GREAT BIG RUDDY MOLE WINKIN ME IN THE FACE - I WANT TO CHOP IT UP AND MAKE SOME GUACA-MOLEEEEEYYYY

[bradthechippy1]

MMMOLE... MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY

[objective33]

lol what kind of loser keeps a bottle of mouthwash in their car?

[MLGxCrewProductions]

@objective33 A loser who gets girls and wants to keep his breathe smelling natural fresh?

[vicusi21]

the funny thing is that all of you people are watching this, i.e. u cant pick up women. Haha, nice video fella

[lote08]

i dont know whats worse... this blokes goat soul patch or what is coming out of his mouth!! what a fuckin muppet

[AAGuitar123]

causing accidents at stop lights always gets me giggling too!...

[blackiechan547]

ahahahahahaa god this guy is freakin funny, the grunt at the end?! and a 2 litre listerine bottle in his car?

[fatathaland]

Oh wow, we have a lot in common man.

I also wanna be in a smily mood on the way to the venue so I put on a silly song and dance as wildly as possible and do other things that make me laugh while my ecstasy kicks in and I feel like I'm f*cking floating, then I also like to make the dude at the traffic light notice me so I'll rail some coke off the dash and be like "YeeeAHHHHH motherf*ucker this is where da party is at!!!"

People love that.

[pauljcousins]

You are such a dick. I think the only part of this video that you actually have experience in is when you dance around in your car and try and pick up guys at stop lights.

[evilmamaluigi]

Hi i'm chris hansen with dateline NBC, why dont you have a seat over there?

[LifeOnDaProwl]

I was like... what the hell, a bottle of whiskey?

Seriosusly, all of your videos suck

[hjalmarqwpotts]

If I see you in the street i'm gonna fuck you up for being a discrace to humanity. You are a fucking bellend!

[h0b0ch1c]

lol wut. remember kids. wipe your butt and break a sweat during afterschool special vids on utoob and all the chicks will run after u.

[Ratacon2004]

What if my grill look like , I was chewing on rocks and breath smell like I eat out of sewers? Can I work with that?

[coreycruse]

This guy's a Demetri Martin sketch gone awry.

[Cranbrook89ers]

After he did the EHM! Thats his sign of I gotta Masterbate

[CaringIsCreepy16]

"I'm going to reveal one of the most attractive and sexy things that you can put on that will attract the women of your dreams............ASSLESS CHAPS" Scoreeeeeeee

[radsimu]

expertvillage... this must be redneck seduction. The secret is... to brush... your teeth... omg lol. Dude, quit faking it. Be yourself stop being afraid wtf.

[SilDave1]

Best Part 2:39 Ehm....

[tintinnabulationnnn]

so the gist of what this homely gent is saying is, no girl will like you unless you fake your feelings and store millions of mouthwash bottles in your car. oooookay.

[InturnetHaetMachine]

You keep a giant mouthwash bottle in your car, the fuck is wrong with you?

[InturnetHaetMachine]

1:44

There was an actual study done by psychologist that showed this guy to be full of shit.

[fnumb]

what do you mean if you're alone in your car? of course you are

[JuvenileGangsta204]

OMG!!! This guy is a LEGEND!!! NAWT!!!!

[me7aa]

OMG ... the way he ended the video is HILARIOUS ... with that EHM .... looooooool

[72beav]

fresh breath not cock breath

[bloodmansion]

so you want the GUY in the car next to you to notice you huh?

[estoniansrule2008]

Put on a song and bounce around in your car! Best advice ever, man.

[BarryD15]

what you mean?

[estoniansrule2008]

Sarcasm?

[BarryD15]

NO , for real

[estoniansrule2008]

Umm, i meant I was being sarcastic... Nevermind.

[bloodmansion]

this guy is a genius, I can't believe this advice is free, I am surprised he hasn't put David Deangelo, Mystery, Style and the others out of business already

I heard all the bookstores across North America have burned all the books in the relationship and dating section because no one's buying them, everyone is watching this stud's videos.

also, the ending of this video is awesome, the camera guys cuts him off for a second, then he makes a stupid sound.

[Carl8888]

its blatently whiskey in that mouthwash:)

[bbzzrrzz]

is it just me or is that poop on his chin?

[coxg90]

*grunt*

[speeed0]

*cough* virgin hahahahh

[iTzcRiiTicaL]

what the hell is up with the grunt at the end

[dahitter07]

he brought out the 2 liter listerine bottle lol

[ApolloDionysus23]

Okay, you're at a bar....every goofy drunk basterd has a smile on his mug.

[soso104]

A guy wearing a smile get's even more attention if he's not wearing anything else.

[sellerish]

I agreed, this guy is on point

[Gokiburi01]

there's something wrong with my mouth, i can only smile naturally when something's hillarious. i must be the most boring person on earth.

[funlivelife]

awesome man you're the GOD!!! You're the wild coyote dude.....the horn-dog

[partyboy420420]

virgin!!!!

[coolman6566]

i was listening once he said wat to put on that is very sexy. i was like wtf when he said A SMILE. wat did that dumb ass bitch say?

[coolman6566]

ahaha nice sound effect on the end he was about to barf because he lied. he is such a loser. dude ur wastin ur money for that listerine cuz no1 wants to talk to u anyway! ahahaahah that was sooo funny. NICE VIDEO FOR LEARNING TO SMILE. IM TAKING UR ADVICE*cough*

[coolman6566]

this is one boring video. lose the hair under ur lip. AND U MADE A VIDEO TO HOW TO SMILE? SERIOUSLY!!!!

[insaneinyourmembrane]

loser...

[mblackmagico]

i wonder how many girls he has made out with.

[YouLoveBeef]

That guy is so damn smexy.

He got SO much confidence *cough*

And he doesent talk like a teen AT ALL.

Also the flash of "pubic-hair-on-chest" is also making my swang go swing.

He got so much going for him. Man I wish I was him

[DrGreenThumbs1]

LOL No one ever said my breath smelled just from smilling!! you must be eating too much dog shit!

[chao5cuber]

at the end was fucking hilarious, he was about to barf

[0casteloencantado0]

he must have a hell of a stinky breath!

look at the size of the bottle!

[coolman6566]

ahahaaahah

[Iowaholds08]

Hey preacher, don't forget to add "FLOSSING" in your list of How to get a fresh breath. If you don't floss, you will never get a long lasting fresh breath. But, I completely agree with him that smiling has a magic.

[leesypeasy64]

He sits in his car dancing in the seat, drinks listerine and smells like beer. He's unbelievably hardcore. He calls people up before chatting to girls, so he gets in a state, and smiles at women. He also eats pencils and carries gum. *mind look*

[stud0292]

haha guys like this are redic.. i can guarentee he gets a good amount of cut

[dbp1991]

lol lil jj!

[eaglez1177]

this guy is such a loser ahahha

[ChromatopelmaDude]

For doing what?

[ikazmin]

@eaglez1177 yeah, but unlike you, he's actually been with women :)

[xBLAKMATTx]

lol fuckers hitler mustache fell to his chin

[AzZaK08]

LMFAO!!

[keanedeco115]

hahahahaha!!

[bonus12tt]

@xBLAKMATTx this guy is legit, what r u talking about?

[Guatemalanfatkid]

what tha hell was that mind controlling look at the end of this? haha

[paletosoo]

Holly crap, Enrique Iglesias!!...hahaha

[rock8architect]

LOL!! hA HA!!

[splldrong]

that brand of listerine is NASTY! you cant possibly get any with hospital breath!

[two6c4you]

9oddamit i am middleEastern i cant smile..

[UnknownCPcl]

so how do you smile?

[sumitpratapsingh]

he is a LOVE GURU ! I haven't found any person explaining the things with so clearity ! 10000 wows and salute to this guy !! great !!!

[pmg456]

When you try to get guys to notice you at a stop light ... you're GAY! Lose the lip pubes and the comb-over -- Honestly, it scares the hell out of me!

[rockdaboatus]

MOUTH WASH STINKS MAKE SURE that you use PLENTY OF WATER, after mouth wash, TO RINSE YOUR UPPER AND the back of your mouth...... b/c ,outh wash stink!!!!!

[fasthonda]

So are you saying you like frowing guys or just date based on looks?

[jessipsi]

you wouldn't get me..

[masterdebator7]

can you speak  faster?

[WillMoris987]

what an absolute gay!!! get your cock out and theyll come running

[zluvu4ever]

You are right!

[minheeji]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[griff337]

i normally laugh at this sort of self-help shit. However, I gotta admit that a lot of it is good advice.

[Josef1315]

kewl